Massage Parlor Reports

Damn. Shiny had a pretty good track record. Certainly not perfect, but pretty good. Now two months in a row subpar performers. Thanks for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6588241]After having seen reviews here I finally took the plunge at Shiny. I had a tentative appointment with one of those asian apartment services, but opted for what I thought was a safer bet. Make the appointment. Show up for my appointment time and they were running behind. Told me to wait 10 minutes. I almost bailed then, and I wish I would have. Finally she gets to the door. Totally average skinny asian woman about mid-40's, maybe 50's, sort of looked like she had acne on her cheeks. She is friendly enough and gets me to the room and takes my 80 for the 45 min. Has me wait almost another 10 minutes getting the TS set up. The table shower was totally meh, not much teasing and the basin smelled mildewy. Get to the massage room and massage is totally average, and again almost no teasing. On the flip I tell her I want everything and she asks for 140. I hand it over. Takes off her dress and then the rules start flying. No kissing, no FIV, no DATY, and required CBJ. She said I was pre-cumming too much and had a hard no on BBBJ. She acted totally disgusted by the CBJ. I was barely hard and tried for doggy, the condom broke ask I was trying to get it in. I tried to use a finger to help warm her up for the cfs and she freaked out. I just let her slide it in and the finished as quick as I could. Total waste of time and money. I cannot imagine trying again.

While I am personally giving shiny a Dr Cum's Seal of Disapproval, as there are plenty of good reviews of this location I will just say YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sammed99;6588497]Damn. Shiny had a pretty good track record. Certainly not perfect, but pretty good. Now two months in a row subpar performers. Thanks for TOFTT.[/QUOTE]The current Shiny crop is very disappointing. I am waiting for the next set of replacements before going back!!

Ausable Out!

[QUOTE=Jd2011;6581203]Based on Wiggles original report, I texted Amy this morning to set up an appointment for this evening. She was fairly responsive, but her replies were barely a few words. Anyhow, we set an appointment. I texted on the way, appointment was confirmed. I got there on time, had a bit of confusion on we're exactly to go, so I texted and called. No response. Then I figured it out, only to see probably one of you mongers pull in behind the house before me. I then got a text from her that she needed another half hour as she was with a pregnant woman who just went into labor. Extra point for originality. I texted back that I couldn't wait and I had driven a long way. She said she was sorry. I then told her I just watched another client pull in. Then crickets from her. I get that these girls get ghosted from us, but I kept communicating enroute, etc. Real cute. I would not take the chance again. YMMV..[/QUOTE]When you got on the table did you drape yourself or go open air?

[QUOTE=Rubbur;6595758]When you got on the table did you drape yourself or go open air?[/QUOTE]I popped my clothes off while she was in the room.

Can't you read bro?

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Been trying to reach out to the Glencoe Apartments ladies but have not been able to connect. Phone seems out of service. Anyone have an alternative contact or similarly satisfactory provider?

[QUOTE=Wiggles0923;6596469]I popped my clothes off while she was in the room.[/QUOTE]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.

[QUOTE=Jblaren;6604867]Been trying to reach out to the Glencoe Apartments ladies but have not been able to connect. Phone seems out of service. Anyone have an alternative contact or similarly satisfactory provider?[/QUOTE]Look on STG. Looks like there is a new phone number.

[QUOTE=DragonSnake;6605233]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.[/QUOTE]For the old timers here, all this talk about Amy has me wishing Asian Amy was still around. The Craigslist days just felt easier.

[QUOTE=DragonSnake;6605233]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience. Nice enough lady. I do think it is her just older and heavier. My issues were that there was a guy watching out for when I pulled into the trailer park, which you have to go through to get to the back of the house she operates out of. I saw him enter the rear of the house when I rounded the corner to pull up to the house. He didn't look threatening at all which allowed me to justify not bailing. I never saw him again and I didn't bring it up with her. Another issue was that she made me wait in the car, while she "finished showering" and once on the table there was all sorts of fidgeting around and wandering about the house and mumbling to herself. She even made a call to her Doctor before any real work started. As reported she does a decent massage. The BBBJ was weak, though she offered an additional pop but by this time I had was into the whole excursion for 2+ hours, and the whole thing was not all that exciting.

She claims you can schedule through her with her Friends and she talks a big game about them. I'm not going to repeat. I question whether the friends are at all worth a try.

Heading over to Ann Arbor for the day on Wednesday.

Which is your favorite massage location to try out? Glencoe Apt? Shiny? Stadium Drive? Bamboo??

Thanks.

Stoped by Shiny today and met the new girl Amilia, who just arrived this morning. Nothing special to see here! She's an average looking middle aged woman and super tiny, no body at all. Massage was nonexistent. FS was $1. 5 and she spent the entire time complaining about my size. Surprisingly, her grip was lacking, which, based on her size I thought I'd be in for a tight treat. Will not repeat a visit with her!

[QUOTE=BzerkleyRich;6606105]Heading over to Ann Arbor for the day on Wednesday.

Which is your favorite massage location to try out? Glencoe Apt? Shiny? Stadium Drive? Bamboo??

Thanks.[/QUOTE]In my opinion the best AMP bets are Glencoe, Shiny, AnnarborCindy.

Current talent at shiny has been lower than the top reviews.

Cindy would be the most consistent as she is a sole proprietor. The massage is not pro level but the FS is pretty damn good. BBBJ, DATY, MSOG on menu if you're polite about it. No kissing. It can be hard to set up with her. You can DM her here or look for her ad on erotic monkey.

Glencoe YMMV wildly. Lisa was great back in August IMO. Not sure if she's still there. This place seems to have only girl at a time.

Maybe someone with experience from Sept on Glencoe can tell us what the current state of affairs is.

I went to the Shiny Spa today that I have a blast. I don't see Amiela at here. But I see Jenny there. She took a good care of me. She gives me a good massage. I don't know what the other guy talking about how she don't like the place. But I truly recommend this place to anybody. You will like it.

[QUOTE=DTownMick;6606623]Stoped by Shiny today and met the new girl Amilia, who just arrived this morning. Nothing special to see here! She's an average looking middle aged woman and super tiny, no body at all. Massage was nonexistent. FS was $1. 5 and she spent the entire time complaining about my size. Surprisingly, her grip was lacking, which, based on her size I thought I'd be in for a tight treat. Will not repeat a visit with her![/QUOTE]I don't know what you talking about. I went there today Jenny was there. She took a good care of me. She is good looking girl. She is very tight. I have a good time there. It is worth every penny. I truly recommend this place for anyone.

[QUOTE=Bruceli328;6608264]I don't know what you talking about. I went there today Jenny was there. She took a good care of me. She is good looking girl. She is very tight. I have a good time there. It is worth every penny. I truly recommend this place for anyone.[/QUOTE]This just sounds like maybe you are promoting the place and have a vested interest. Jenny has always been fun. But there was a girl there when it first opened. I little bit thicker than Jenny. Short, super cut, great tits. Was really passionate durning service. Bring her back!!

[QUOTE=FinallyJoined;6610201]This just sounds like maybe you are promoting the place and have a vested interest. Jenny has always been fun. But there was a girl there when it first opened. I little bit thicker than Jenny. Short, super cut, great tits. Was really passionate durning service. Bring her back!![/QUOTE]I am promoting anything for anyone. I am speaking the truth. This place is a lot better any other place I went to. I have been going there ever since they open. You want service, you need to bring money.

[QUOTE=Bruceli328;6610580]I am promoting anything for anyone. I am speaking the truth. This place is a lot better any other place I went to. I have been going there ever since they open. You want service, you need to bring money.[/QUOTE]The way you talk is the same as the women who work at Shiny tbh. I feel like alot of places try to hype themselves up on these boards but its just so obvious to the rest of us haha. In my humble opinion, if a place is good they don't need to give themselves fake reviews on here. The real ones speak for themselves.

The ladies over at Cappella have made the move to a new place called Shangrila on Packard. Lulu had told me back in July they were moving in 2 weeks. I guess it took longer.

Anyway you can see my review of Cappella here: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8132-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6485027&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6485027.

And the new place has this website up.

[URL]https://shangrila-spa-massage.com/[/URL]

I have not been there but I texted yesterday when I discovered the website by happen stance and they responded that it's opening today.

Will say just got real took a shot of antibiotics to the ass and some pills after a visit to shiny a while back. Dirty.

Won't be going back.

HoE ridiculous prices for an HE.

I think I'm going to be taking some breaks.

[QUOTE=AAjWick;6622594]Will say just got real took a shot of antibiotics to the ass and some pills after a visit to shiny a while back. Dirty.

Won't be going back.

HoE ridiculous prices for an HE.

I think I'm going to be taking some breaks.[/QUOTE]The reason I won't do anything BB with these providers.

Also, agree on HoE. Way too expensive.

[QUOTE=FinallyJoined;6623191]The reason I won't do anything BB with these providers.

Also, agree on HoE. Way too expensive.[/QUOTE]Shit did use a rubber but you know. They don't always work I guess. Know something was off because usually them hoes pushing you out the door faster then they try to get you off.

This time she offered me here alcohol cleaner to while off with.

Knew something was up. Few wakes later and I'm telling the doc it's not yeast.

Any intel or recommendations on the 2 AMP's in South Lyon. One is on Lafayette St and a new one on Pontiac Trail. Both have the same name. Are they owned by the same person?

[QUOTE=LookingToSee;6624567]Any intel or recommendations on the 2 AMP's in South Lyon. One is on Lafayette St and a new one on Pontiac Trail. Both have the same name. Are they owned by the same person?[/QUOTE]The one on Lafayette has been there for 3-4 years. They usually have attractive masseuses, with some reasonable massage skills. HJ / HE is almost guaranteed. Any thing more depends on the luck of the draw. I once coaxed a masseuse, on a first time visit with her, to get completely naked. I think I was simply lucky. Prices are pretty reasonable. Now, with all that said, it's important to note that I haven't been there in just about a year, so things might have changed. Also, I've had no experience with the other location on Pontiac Trail that you mention.

[QUOTE=Buckeye1257;6624871]The one on Lafayette has been there for 3-4 years. They usually have attractive masseuses, with some reasonable massage skills. HJ / HE is almost guaranteed. Any thing more depends on the luck of the draw. I once coaxed a masseuse, on a first time visit with her, to get completely naked. I think I was simply lucky. Prices are pretty reasonable. Now, with all that said, it's important to note that I haven't been there in just about a year, so things might have changed. Also, I've had no experience with the other location on Pontiac Trail that you mention.[/QUOTE]I have been to South Lyon on Lafayette twice in the last 18 months, posted reviews on the Detroit board.

Very similar experiences to Buckeye except I never got more the a HE with OTC roaming.

The first visit I thought that I might see some skin or get a French lesson, but neither materialized.

Still, the attendants were not too hard on the eyes and gave strong handshakes.

I went to Mei Massage in Ypsilanti recently, maybe a month or so back, and was able to catch Lisa for a 30 minute massage with HE. Massage was good and honestly it was my first standard HE in a massage place as a I always go for FS, but I left a big fan of the experience. Lisa had a nice figure for being an older provider and her tits (she unsnapped her bra and allowed roaming under her shirt) were good enough by themselves to bring me back. Stopped by today and was told that Lisa is in China for a bit and that MiMi was available. I'm not sure if I've seen Mimi described before but she's short, round, and real "sturdy" looking. Noped the fuck right out of there and figured I'd look for something else around here this weekend.

[QUOTE=Rubbur;6616293]The ladies over at Cappella have made the move to a new place called Shangrila on Packard. Lulu had told me back in July they were moving in 2 weeks. I guess it took longer.

Anyway you can see my review of Cappella here: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8132-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6485027&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6485027.

And the new place has this website up.

[URL]https://shangrila-spa-massage.com/[/URL]

I have not been there but I texted yesterday when I discovered the website by happen stance and they responded that it's opening today.[/QUOTE]Dropped into Shangrila. Drew "Shanaya"?

Anyways she was a little spinner and young. Great massage, nice HE. Seemed she was the only one there, busy and I had to wait also she answered phones (annoying).

Will be back.

As the title says any mongers want to chip in with their experiences and confirm yes or no? I have been a monger for a number of years now and I don't like going to places where I can't get FS. I don't just want an HE HJ / BJ I need FS or it does not excite me even if they are really hot.

You are past due. You need to contribute not just leach off of others. I have no experience with Shangrila. I've been to HoE twice and I doubt that FS is available. On my first visit the MT was relatively young. On both visits they were somewhat attractive and accommodating. But too expensive for just a HJ and not much more.

[QUOTE=CuriousMonger;6628607]As the title says any mongers want to chip in with their experiences and confirm yes or no? I have been a monger for a number of years now and I don't like going to places where I can't get FS. I don't just want an HE HJ / BJ I need FS or it does not excite me even if they are really hot.[/QUOTE]

Lisa. Sexy, tight body, white, and perfect bolt ons. She's in commerce. Def worth the drive. She doesn't advertise. PM for her number.

Went to Shangrila a couple days ago. Overall, enjoyed the experience. Met Shanaya. The positives were a decent massage and a smoking hot masseuse. If you're looking for younger talent, you'll appreciate it. On the downside, it seems like this is exactly their operating model. You should expect a premium to be asked for and the reason they offer is because they have younger masseuse. While it seemed possible there was more than a normal finish available, I always get turned off when the discussion starts off at a rate that is ridiculous and you have to negotiate way down and made to feel bad in the process. Total buzzkill. Ended up house + 50.

[QUOTE=KgFine;6631306]Went to Shangrila a couple days ago. Overall, enjoyed the experience. Met Shanaya. The positives were a decent massage and a smoking hot masseuse. If you're looking for younger talent, you'll appreciate it. On the downside, it seems like this is exactly their operating model. You should expect a premium to be asked for and the reason they offer is because they have younger masseuse. While it seemed possible there was more than a normal finish available, I always get turned off when the discussion starts off at a rate that is ridiculous and you have to negotiate way down and made to feel bad in the process. Total buzzkill. Ended up house + 50.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience. The massage was OK, nothing substantial. The girls (I saw two in the venue) are super attractive compared to the rest of the offerings in Metro Detroit. As such, they expect you to tip accordingly. The location is well maintained and discreet, as well. Service isn't prompt, but it's not terrible. Overall, 6.5/10. Not planning on going back, tho.

I get inflated self worth and the desire to get more from me. For example, Shiny was lovely when they had the talent. I knew what they wanted from me, and I knew the quality of service they offered in return. Expensive, yes, but it was a good time. I like that. I know what I'm getting and it's up to me to determine if it's worth it.

ShangriLa isn't worth it. It's too much to ask, for not enough, to me at least. HE was mediocre and overpriced, even with their attractiveness. My masseuse couldn't even put on a show of being into it for me (who trains these girls in giving HEs anyway? The girls most likely rotate, so they will take as much as possible from you and give you just enough for release in return. Makes them care very little about you as a client, and it's a total buzzkill. As always, YMMV, so don't read this as a bad review. If only eye candy is what you're after during a massage, this is your place, given you tip enough (which might be any where from. 5 - $$$ if you let them get away with it). Happy hunting, gentlemen.

I went to Shiney today. I saw new girl Amy. She's been there about a week.

She is about 30 yo and attractive. No rush. House 0. 8 FS 1. 4 tip.

Had a good time and plan to return to see Amy.

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=USG445;6632518]I went to Shiney today. I saw new girl Amy. She's been there about a week.

She is about 30 yo and attractive. No rush. House 0. 8 FS 1. 4 tip.

Had a good time and plan to return to see Amy.[/QUOTE]

Thanks again for the review and I concur. She is attractive. Nice curves without being at all fat. Small, nice breasts. Some rules, but not too many. Worthwhile visit. She is leaving on the 17th.

[QUOTE=USG445;6632518]I went to Shiney today. I saw new girl Amy. She's been there about a week.

She is about 30 yo and attractive. No rush. House 0. 8 FS 1. 4 tip.

Had a good time and plan to return to see Amy.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone had luck getting through to Glencoe?

I have been unsuccessful last couple weeks.

[QUOTE=DaddyHard4;6635391]Has anyone had luck getting through to Glencoe?

I have been unsuccessful last couple weeks.[/QUOTE]They haven't posted in 2 weeks but they usually post on Saturdays.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/massage?area[/URL](ARB&heightType=f&keywords=glencoe&psizeType=in&weightType=l.

[QUOTE=DaddyHard4;6635391]Has anyone had luck getting through to Glencoe?

I have been unsuccessful last couple weeks.[/QUOTE]Same. Add their adds on STG seem to have stopped.

[QUOTE=Rubbur;6636863]They haven't posted in 2 weeks but they usually post on Saturdays.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/massage?area[/URL](ARB&heightType=f&keywords=glencoe&psizeType=in&weightType=l.[/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-arbor/massage?(.)area (ARB&heightType=f&keywords=glencoe&psizeType=in&weightType=l [/URL]

[QUOTE=FinallyJoined;6636873]Same. Add their adds on STG seem to have stopped.[/QUOTE]Isn't this them?

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