Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Admin2;3316140]Tide, I just checked, 5 of your first 10 posts were requests for info. I just now looked at them and counted them. Does that mean you're LEO? Or, like most of them, were you just new and had a question.

Cops know more about where hookers are than we do. That's all they do all day long, they get paid to know where the hookers are. If they could use this info they wouldn't ask questions, they would just post what the needed to make the bust.

Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.

A2.[/QUOTE]You do have a point. There are are many that just send red flags up. Not all. Again and can be simply the inexperienced poster. Yes, I do ask information because I've toftt many time and have shared experience too.

[blue]Was making a point not busting ass hoss. You have obviously turned into an awesome member here just as I did.

My point was lots of new guys don't know what the hell they are doing and just post without looking at what happened earlier.

A2[/blue]

Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.

Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.

That got me to wondering about my beginnings on here, so I went looking for my history. Unfortunately I'm limited to only searching back two years.

As I recall, I was a lurker for 2/3 years before registering. If memory serves me correct that was about the year 2008?

Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3317069]Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had such a bad time but I have to confess that I laughed so hard I almost hurt myself LOL. I have to know though was there an upcharge for the foot funk hahahahaha. MJ.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]Lots of drama and bad service here I talked to her on the phone and that was good enough for me but my buddy actually saw her he said he might just as well have set $200 on fire and threw it in the trash. MJ.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]I did get to talk to her couple of years ago when she just popped up. She quoted me 175 for the 1 hr massage. I asked if that included fun and happy ending. She said that would be extra. That was the end of that for me.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.

I definitely won't pay $175 but I do like a spinner. I may get to test it out one day. Thanks for info.

[QUOTE=Dirtball;3323747]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.[/QUOTE]

Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.

Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.

Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.

I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.

Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.

YMMV.

I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.

That place is owned by the same people who own Lotus and Angel and since they opened the first one, they've been giving out hand jobs from day one. Not much of a secret if you know.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3330531]Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.

Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.

Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.

I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.

Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.

YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3330893]I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.[/QUOTE]I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.

LOL can type in her number on fb and her profile comes up. Sexy. Makes it even more interesting for me.

[QUOTE=Dirtball;3323747]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I'm with you on the real AMP's. I remember going to the old Fuji in Center Point, and in their sauna room they would have a few skin mags. They were some real bootleg mags. Stuff like Black Tail or an old OUI from like 1990. And this was like 1995. But looking through those while waiting would get things going. Dammit, I miss those places. Man, for those who don't know at one time there were 3 top notch AMP's within 3-4 miles of each other in Center Point. And you got high quality service at each one.

[QUOTE=Almanac;3331150]I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.[/QUOTE]

I always wonder with people like that if her family and friends there on FB know she sucks dick and spreads wide for $.

[QUOTE=GymGuy2016;3331228]LOL can type in her number on fb and her profile comes up. Sexy. Makes it even more interesting for me.[/QUOTE]

Is there still a place with a sauna anywhere in Bham? I used to go to yoshiko and I kind of miss that a little (amongst other things haha). I decided to avoid Centerpoint AMPs a long time ago but I'd like to start trying out any of the Asian places in other parts of Bham.

Anyone been to Panda lately? Just wondering if it was still open.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3330531]Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.

Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.

Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.

I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.

Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.

YMMV.[/QUOTE]Is that in Bham and where about? PM if needed.

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3330893]I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.[/QUOTE]I've had so many massages in my life, I'm like you. Unless there is teasing from the rear, I won't be at attention on flip.

Personally I prefer lots of ball play when laying on my stomach but very few providers don't do it. It's sucks to roll over and still, no teasing and the just get a hand of lube and go straight to it. Over the last year, it's seems like all that happens. My last visit, they wanted to negotiate a damn tip before touching. Talking about a mood booster.

I think I remember reading someone on here talking about Sunny, that was in Homewood, and them being aroused on the flip. If someone could get aroused with that woman mashing the shit out of you, you either took a Viagra the size of a VW or you get off on extreme pain. I'm with you. The last few when I've had a ending was very mechanical. And none of them really seem to be into it. So I show them I'm not really into tipping.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3332237]I've had so many massages in my life, I'm like you. Unless there is teasing from the rear, I won't be at attention on flip.

Personally I prefer lots of ball play when laying on my stomach but very few providers don't do it. It's sucks to roll over and still, no teasing and the just get a hand of lube and go straight to it. Over the last year, it's seems like all that happens. My last visit, they wanted to negotiate a damn tip before touching. Talking about a mood booster.[/QUOTE]

Just to share a little info from my travels, I sometimes get to stop in birmingham, and do get to check out spas in the panhandle on a regular basis. I was headed to Biloxi last week and stopped by Green Health Spa in Meridian. Kind of a dump, older strip mall, lots of closed shops. When I walked in I knew it was FS because the girl was wearing a mini dress and spike heels. There was no teasing before the flip so I thought I spooked her, then after I asked for HE she asked for money. The negotiations weren't a mood breaker since the mood hadn't arrived yet, but after we settled on a price she was very sweet and attentive. If anyone is in that area and wants to give them a try she was tall and slender, sort of pretty, big fake tits, around 35-40. It cost me more than I like to spend so I probably wouldn't go back.

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3330893]I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.[/QUOTE]Well I beg to differ with you. When I flipped mine was ready and that's why she said something then immediately dealt with it. That's not always the case and no one said there was anything wrong with your unit however to each is own.

[QUOTE=Almanac;3331150]I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.[/QUOTE]I had no idea this place was a knockoff from the other on valleydale as I stopped going there due to begging for tips. My guess is whether I was ready or not when I flipped the fact she left the towel completely off was a good sign.

[QUOTE=BigTiger127;3331924]Anyone been to Panda lately? Just wondering if it was still open.[/QUOTE]Yep it's still open and they've put real doors on two of the rooms now. Guess the pressure is getting to them.

I think your chances of getting he there are slim. I do think they allow self serve if you're into that.

[QUOTE=SRG1286;3332231]Is that in Bham and where about? PM if needed.[/QUOTE]Down 280 behind PNC bank I believe. Kind of across from Wal Mart before you get to 119.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3333434]Yep it's still open and they've put real doors on two of the rooms now. Guess the pressure is getting to them.

I think your chances of getting he there are slim. I do think they allow self serve if you're into that.[/QUOTE]Okay, thanks I haven't been there in a while. Been traveling to Atlanta a few days a week for a while and have a couple of places over there I frquent.

I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better) . Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!

I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.

Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.

I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.

My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds. Certainly not the slinky lingerie and heels that I prefer! No table shower was offered or discussed, as she went straight to the massage. There was no cover towel which left me hopeful, but alas. There was no teasing, intimate touching, or even "grazing the boys" as some like to say. She did ask me if I liked "hard or soft," but that was the extent of our interplay. The lights were low, the music was soft, and I talked myself into enjoying the massage, but there certainly weren't any extras.

When the time was up, she ended the massage, directed me out, and followed me to the front. Once in the lobby, she asked me about a "teep. " I really didn't understand what she was saying the first three times she said it, and then I replied that I had already paid for the massage to the lady right there at the front counter. Another guy was on his way in, so I made sure that he heard our exchange too.

One could probably wrangle a discreet handjob from the right masseuse with multiple visits, but the extras weren't enough to keep me coming back in hopes of "extras. ".

If you go, or have been, please let me know your experiences.

Go back and read my report. Pretty much the same, except I paid at the end. With the walls not going all the way up, you may get lucky 1 out of 100 times. The layout of the rooms doesn't lend itself to any extra fun.

[QUOTE=Bamaforplay;3336994]I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better). Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!

I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.

Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.

I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.

My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds..[/QUOTE]

I went there last week, not expecting anything. It's Trussville! I got a good massage that actually lasted an hour like I paid for. The room I was in the walls went all the way to the ceiling. You could tell it was retrofitted, but it closed off the space. There wasn't even any teasing at all. Just a legit massage which, this time, was all I wanted.

Anybody hit up the dumps in Center Point lately?

[QUOTE=Spencer1000;3338205]I went there last week, not expecting anything. It's Trussville! I got a good massage that actually lasted an hour like I paid for. The room I was in the walls went all the way to the ceiling. You could tell it was retrofitted, but it closed off the space. There wasn't even any teasing at all. Just a legit massage which, this time, was all I wanted.

Anybody hit up the dumps in Center Point lately?[/QUOTE]Stopped in Ocean a couple of weeks ago. Got a really good looking 20 something with a great rack. Massage was decent but on flip I motioned for HE and she said 200. I thought I missed heard her and asked how much? 200. This was on top of 60 at door. I told her I normally pay 60 and that's all I had. She walked out and I heard her and mamasan get in an argument about it and then mamasan said do it if you want to. She came back in and took care of me and all was good. She said next time 200. I asked how much for the whole Shaba game and she said 260. Won't return and it's a shame because she was really hot.

$200 for a fucking tug? How much was it to just breathe her air? I like how her hand is worth 200 but her pussy is only worth $60. LOL.

[QUOTE=Skooch;3341674]Stopped in Ocean a couple of weeks ago. Got a really good looking 20 something with a great rack. Massage was decent but on flip I motioned for HE and she said 200. I thought I missed heard her and asked how much? 200. This was on top of 60 at door. I told her I normally pay 60 and that's all I had. She walked out and I heard her and mamasan get in an argument about it and then mamasan said do it if you want to. She came back in and took care of me and all was good. She said next time 200. I asked how much for the whole Shaba game and she said 260. Won't return and it's a shame because she was really hot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3341901]$200 for a fucking tug? How much was it to just breathe her air? I like how her hand is worth 200 but her pussy is only worth $60. LOL.[/QUOTE]For $120 total it better be some tits and mouth involved or some damn good teasing. The sad thing with these providers is after the flip and they get a handful of lube and straight to a mechanical HJ with no teasing.

Hi, visiting town for indycar race in two weeks and wondering if you have any reco's on either massage or strip clubs?

[QUOTE=Davepi2;3343681]Hi, visiting town for indycar race in two weeks and wondering if you have any reco's on either massage or strip clubs?[/QUOTE]Furnace or Sammy's are about it in Birmingham. I haven't been to either in a while. The Furnace had better looking girls the last time I was strip club hopping.

Not much to share on the Massage. It's pretty dead around here. You can pick one off BP but probably end up with disappointment.

The furnace still has better talent as well as a better venue. Floor dances are $20 at both. They do them on couches off to the side at the furnace which is at least better than the office chairs they have set up in the corner at Sammy's. You can get a good grind and tease with good two way touching upstairs at the Furnace but you'll pay for it (150/15, 250/30). Take out is pretty readily available but again you're going to pay for it.

Unless you're coming from way out in the middle of nowhere I doubt our massage places are worth a visit. Hard to imagine a drier medium size city than BHM.

Enjoy your visit.

Anyone have any info on her?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/are-you-ready-for-the-best-massage-of-your-life-from-a-good-looking-woman-with-magic-hands/17997397[/URL]

Visited Panda in Alabaster many times. Lisa is spot on in all avenues, however she usually works alone. Make an appointment for sure!

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So. What is it that they say about insanity? Doing something again and again and expecting a different result?

As I posted a few days back, I am longing for the comprehensive AMP experience of yesteryear. I've followed the threads closely regarding the experiences of those who visited the spas in Pelham, Alabaster, Homewood, etc. Those reviews read about like I would expect, but I felt certain that my experience would be different on the North side of town, up and down Parkway East where I cut my teeth at Yokishoma (sp?) and Pine Tree Massage many years ago.

Well, I was wrong.

The setup is traditional AMP and suggests exactly what you want, a buzzer for entrance, heavily tinted "peep window" for a lookout from the back, and fully enclosed rooms with locking doors. I rang the buzzer, sat and waited for the excitement to build. Mamasan greeted me and directed me to a room where "Kay" joined soon after. Kay informed me that the table shower was unavailable and that a massage would be $80. I went to pay, and she told me that I could pay afterwards. The massage was outstanding. Kay was in her mid 30's, muscular, and very sexy if a little flat chested. She greeted me in a tank top and yoga pants, but changed into some tiny shorts for the massage. Very sexy legs with soft and smooth skin.

She rubbed me down for a full hour, a legitimate massage, even "grazing the boys" a couple of times, but that's it. Nothing else was ever offered or discussed.

Towards the end of the session, she advised me that I could enjoy the table shower "next time. " As I was dressing someone else came in. She greeted him while I dressed and met me to escort me out of the building. At the door, she said, "ok, you can pay now," so I handed her the $80. She asked, "but what about I work for tips?" I grinned really big and patted her on the shoulder and told her, "Next time!

Many years ago, when I was a younger and much poorer monger, I didn't quite appreciate that back then it was "the good old days. " Ohh how I miss them!