Seriously crawl back in your hole kitty
Why?
Do you advertise everyday with the same pictures?
Why on earth do you care I don't bother you so leave me alone ill have new ones up so please stop your ranting on something and somewhere it has no business being all I ever am is nice and sweet and assholes like you "whenwhen" ruin it for all so back to the hole you crawled out of go back to watching your nasty porn and playing with your Vienna sausage plus you're from conn if I'm not mistaken cincy is a whole different jungle and kittens can't survive here so go tend to licking the milk off your paws and sucking another tit.
Why you got to be so mean?
[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]Ok for the other weirdo with the world's ugliest cock that resembles a groundhog. You should never show that thing to anyone but your hand and maybe that's why you see me and I swear you are the first client that made me realize my karma is in full effect.[/QUOTE]I spend a lot of time getting my dick to look like a groundhog. I wish you had just told me you didn't like the groundhog look. I just got a new manscaping razor and it can do amazing things. I was thinking about trying to do a muskrat. It's hard for me to imaging that you would have so much bad karma built up.
[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]I should not have more gagging of the hairy balls episodes than my fucking cat.[/QUOTE]If you would wear those kitty cat ears I brought you it would be sexy when you cough up hair balls. You said you were fine with Tom and Jerry role play. I actually get that hair from my cat and stick it to my balls with a little honey so we can get the desired effect.
[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]Ok now for you fat fucks that think you are the shit because you have been a hobbyist forever.[/QUOTE]Now you're calling me out for being fat? You know I have to keep the weight on or they will kick me out of the band. I can't be in "Fat Fucks Five" my Ben Folds Five tribute band if I'm not fat.
Let me walk over to a mirror. Ok, now I'm taking out my billfold and inspecting my money. Crisp new bills with no wrinkles or rips. I look fine. I'm not a monster. If at any point during the session you want to call it quits, that's fine. You can give me my money back and I'll leave. It would be cool if you gave me an extra 50 for my lost time and trouble but thats up to you. I could write up a rant about you, starting with your bad attitude, but I'm too classy for that. What I am going to do is rescind my FB friend request, that you never accepted anyway. I was going to schedule an appointment with you on Saturday but now I'm going to wait until Monday. That's how upset you have made me.