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Next time I go, I will only have exact change for what I am planning on. I was easily convinced to go six hands and I did it cause I had the $ on hand. Glad I did it and it was fun but probably will just go with 4 hands in the future.

I will definitely be going back though. Service and enthusiasm can't be beat!

Thanks to all the reviewers.

[QUOTE=ExplicitThrowaway;7209397]Thank you for posting actual prices. Honestly, I'm not sure why some people are so secretive about things. Knowing what others have paid helps a lot when visiting these places.

When I visited Santa, it was very high pressure for me. The girl I saw seemed super pushy and grabby before we could even discuss the menu. I told her that I was only interested in BBBJ CIM and she kept asking me how much I want to pay. I don't know the expected price for this, so I asked her how much. She said $200 on top of $60 hh house fee, which seemed like way too much for me, so I was ready to walk out.

Then she called in recruitment, and a few other girls walked in to convince me to stay, but they didn't really talk much. The main girl kept asking me how much I want to pay and I kept asking her how much a BBBJ service is, so the conversation got nowhere. She went to to $150 and then finally $100 (so $160 total with house fee), but I ended up just leaving, which I hate to do.

I felt like at that point, paying the $160 was going to get me shitty service. I don't mind paying more, but I don't like the back and forth haggle tbh. Prefer that providers just set their prices.[/QUOTE]

I'm so tired of reading about this place. It's saturated every monger board. Can we talk about other places for gods sake.

Was lonely and drunk-texted Michelle, who I know by other names from her SoCal days. Glad I did! The 4-hands was amazing and she even joined to make it 6 for a while. Made me feel like a king. I won't ruin the surprise with details, but I will definitely be visiting again!

First of all thank you all for sharing the intel.

I'm sitting in the parking lot right now still shaking from the dopamine hit.

This experience was out of the world. You guys are so lucky.

I finally broke my 3 some cherry. The whole experience was almost like a scene out of a porno.

My only sorrow is that I'm just visiting the city but I guess that's better for my wallet.

[QUOTE=KingLoki;7212927]First of all thank you all for sharing the intel.

I'm sitting in the parking lot right now still shaking from the dopamine hit.

This experience was out of the world. You guys are so lucky.

I finally broke my 3 some cherry. The whole experience was almost like a scene out of a porno.

My only sorrow is that I'm just visiting the city but I guess that's better for my wallet.[/QUOTE]Congrats! Now time to pop 4 some cherry.

[QUOTE=Twcaus;7213038]Congrats! Now time to pop 4 some cherry.[/QUOTE]Haha a third girl actually popped into the room during the session. Alas I did not bring the necessary funds. May try to squeeze another visit in before I depart.

Two was already sensory overload and they had me fighting for my life trying not to pop too early.

This is going to ruin the aamp experience for me back home.

I was craving some Latina action and so elected to TOFTT and visit this place on Sunol St. In San Jose (they advertise on Bedpage). Asked for a Latina and drew Sara.

No house fee / tip here, it's one price for both: $$ for hh, $$$ for hr. She doesn't speak much English, but my high school Spanish seemed to work well enough.

Sara's got decent though saggy tits and a big ass; when I saw the ass on her, I immediately wanted Greek. Contrary to the ad, no Greek.

Well, though the price was high, I was there and horny, and I'd already paid (big mistake), so I decided to get what I could.

Often, such a place will have some mellow instrumental music to get you in the mood. Sara pulled out her phone and played Shakira (in Spanish) and sang along. Definitely not mood music. She proceeded to give the worst massage I've ever had. Nothing painful, just lackluster. There was no teasing; after a while, she just stopped and disrobed.

Then I found out there was not only no Greek, but no kissing or sucking on nipples, no FIP, no anal play in either direction. This was strictly a business transaction--she showed no pretense of getting into it. With her total lack of reaction, I had difficulty staying hard. Finally, she said my time was up. It wasn't, but there was no point in arguing (especially with the communication problem) and it just wasn't that enjoyable anyway, so I dressed and left.

TL; DR: Don't. Just don't.

Wow had a fantastic time with Michelle, always the best. She knows exactly what I wanted and delivered more, can't wait to see her again, too bad got a feeling she ain't coming back to Seattle anytime soon or else will be seeing her at every chance.

Provider Details: Beauty: 4. 5/5, Body: 5/5, Personality: 4/5, Service: 5/5.

Service Options: BBBJTCWS, BLS, TUMA, PM, DATY, DATO, Greek, BBBJ, CIA, CFS.

Michelle is hot, sexy, and slutty. Think she's well known here with hot ass, natural C cup, bubble butt amzing with Greek. Incredible energy and fun, can't get enough of her this time after first pop, she continues to get 2nd pop wow, she completely drained me; left a very, very happy man, looking forward to a repeat visit next time. YMMV, Stay safe fellas!

Apparently I don't know how to count. I went from 3 to 7.
Decided to end my trip with a bang.

It was a crazy experience. Thanks for the memories.

Hope to be back soon.

My favs are Bobo and Michelle.

Date & Time: 3/4 early afternoon.

Age: 30 / Height: 5'2" - 5'4".

Dandan: F / B / S / A = 8. 0 / 8. 0 / 8. 0 / 8. 5 = 8. 1.

Bobo: F / B / S / A = 8. 0 / 8. 5 / 8. 5 / 9. 0 = 8. 5.

Interactive: 8. 0 / Chemistry: 8. 0 / Creativity: 8. 5 = Duo-Meter: 8. 2.

Being a long time monger and having visited Santa a few times since its grand opening last Nov, I was fully aware of what Santa has to offer (I. E. Multiples). Unfortunately, I was out of CA for almost 2 months and missed all the fun described in all these reviews; however, since I am now finally back in the Bay area, I need to re-embrace the Santa experience. Recent success on the stock market allowed me to cash in a small fortune, thus I was planning on how to spend some of these extra benjis. Well, what else is better than starting a duo-athon at Santa? In other words, I texted Santa letting them know that I will be visiting at least once per week for the next few weeks, and will only be doing duo, which is where Santa is best known for!

When I arrived on Tue around 2 pm, there were basically no cars parked outside; upon ringing the doorbell, the door opened and it was the ever so-sexy Michelle in front of me. As I have seen Michelle multiple times, she greeted me with a kiss and took me to the VIP room (the only one with an actual bed). While I was getting comfortable sitting on the sofa, Michelle brought Dandan into the room within minutes and letting me know that her "sister? Will be joining soon. Before I could get a closer look at Dandan, she already hopped on my legs and started LFK with some tongue actions. She then helped me removed my shirt, unzipped my pants, and the next thing I knew, my junior was already in her mouth. Dandan gave me some quick preview of her BBBK skills (which was nice) then stood up to strip down. Dandan stands about 5'2, shoulder-length black hair, a nice pair of D-cup, and a slim waist. Once fully naked, she grabbed my junior and lead me to the shower area; yes, walking around naked as no one was around, except for the MMS, with a smirk on her face as she walked by.

Once we arrived at the shower area, Dandan told me to lay on the table face down, then began rinsing, soaping, and cleaning my entire body; basically no single spot of my body was left untouched. With my body fully cleansed, Dandan then proceeded with catbath licking me up and down. As Dandan started rimming me and with me on all fours, suddenly I felt two melons rubbing my back; Dandan's sister, Bobo, finally joined the fun. Upon a quick glance, boy, they do look alike and Bobo has a massive pair of boobies (looked very natural)! While Dandan was like an elegant young MILF, Bobo was more like the fun and energetic GND. The two sisters told me to flip and Dandan started to give me some BBBJ while Bobo continued to rub her F cup on my face. After a few minutes, the girls told me to stand up so they could rinse me again. While the shower head was still running, Bobo told me to put one leg on the table shower as she kneeled down to blow me; at the same time, Dandan also kneeled down and started to rim me from behind. Woah, my favorite Captain Morgan had arrived; no wait, actually, it's the "Showering Captain Morgan"! Not for long, Bobo suggested to head back to the room for fun; fuk it, I want more Captain Morgan!

Once back in the room, I removed my towel and automatically raised one leg on the bed to resume my Captain Morgan pose. The sisters took the hint and resumed the same formation, except this time Dandan was blowing and Bobo was rimming. This went on for a few minutes before I was told to knee on all fours on the bed; Dandan started rimming me again while Bobo crawled underneath me and started blowing me, with me returning the favor and gave Bobo a DATY at the same time. Once I flipped and laid on my back, the double attack continued. By now I think my butthole should be as clean as a newly born, so I stood up and let the sisters began their double BBBJ, with Dandan on one side while Bobo on the other. As both girls were licking my shaft at the same time, Dandan was massaging my balls and Bobo was massaging my butthole, all while I was grabbing both their tits. Shortly after, the shaft-licking then turned into alternating BBBJ where Dandan and Bobo took turns blowing my stick. I then asked the sisters to lay on the bed and their heads outside of the bed's edge with mouths opened wide so I could alternating facefuk both of them. As I went back and forth between the two girls, I guessed Dandan's mouth was getting tired so she rotated around, opened her legs wide, and said fuk me now. Well, who wouldn't?!

As the event shifted from oral to vaginal, Dandan covered me up and slowly guided my junior inside her. Without having a break, Bobo came up and massaged my back with her huge tits again while pushing my butt to force me deeper inside Dandan. While I was pumping in and out of Dandan, Bobo was also rimming my butt in rhythm. Perhaps Bobo got tired of all the TUMA actions, she stuffed my face between her boobs while I was doggy Dandan. Bobo then whispered in my ear, "I want you to fuk me too! So I pulled out and let Bobo helped change the cover (killed the mood a bit but Dandan was DFK me at the same time so my junior remained stiff). Once the new cover was on, I started pounding Bobo in K9 while Dandan was, again, you know it, rimming me from behind. Watching Bobo's boobies bouncing back and forth from the reflection of the mirror was just simply too stimulating. As I felt that I was about to cum, I pulled out and stood by the bed. The two sisters quickly kneeled before me, removed my cover, and started the alternating BBBJ again. As I was blowing my load inside Bobo's mouth, she pulled my junior out (still pulsating) and continued jerking my stick so that I could cum on Dandan's face. As my baby juice was dripping down both girls' face, boobies, and body, what an epic finish (glad I took some pics)!

While I was still recovering from all the excitements, Dandan started giving me some soft massage, which was a nice touch. Bobo, at the same time, was playing with my tool as if she wanted more (maybe she did). Once Bobo got dressed and kissed me goodbye, Dandan took me to the shower room to get both of us rinsed again. Upon returning to the room getting dressed, Michelle came in all of a sudden and took me to one of the rooms inside. While I was puzzled what's going on, inside the room was 5 girls kneeling on the massage table, revealing their pussies, and asking for round 2! Well, I appreciated the surprise, but since I was short on time for an important meeting, so I did not take the offer. However, I did tell Michelle that I will be back in a few days for round 2, and therefore was able to escape the men heaven.

Consider this was my first duo session of many to come down the road (aka Tour de Santa Duo, LOL), I would say it was a good start. Dandan and Bobo collectively did provide an interactive duo experience that I believe most guys would enjoy. Besides, alternate facefuking two sisters is just mind blowing, and not something you could find / do easily. One more thing, if you are someone who's into rimming (aka TUMA), then Santa Duo is the way to go; the intense sensation of getting blew and rimmed at the same time is just unbelievable yet indescribable!

Salute to Captain Morgan!

[QUOTE=ExplicitThrowaway;7209397]Thank you for posting actual prices. Honestly, I'm not sure why some people are so secretive about things. Knowing what others have paid helps a lot when visiting these places.

When I visited Santa, it was very high pressure for me. The girl I saw seemed super pushy and grabby before we could even discuss the menu. I told her that I was only interested in BBBJ CIM and she kept asking me how much I want to pay. I don't know the expected price for this, so I asked her how much. She said $200 on top of $60 hh house fee, which seemed like way too much for me, so I was ready to walk out.

Then she called in recruitment, and a few other girls walked in to convince me to stay, but they didn't really talk much. The main girl kept asking me how much I want to pay and I kept asking her how much a BBBJ service is, so the conversation got nowhere. She went to to $150 and then finally $100 (so $160 total with house fee), but I ended up just leaving, which I hate to do.

I felt like at that point, paying the $160 was going to get me shitty service. I don't mind paying more, but I don't like the back and forth haggle tbh. Prefer that providers just set their prices.[/QUOTE]The price IS set though. This is a full service shop and each girl expects to make 200 when her rotation spot comes up.

I can't imagine girls are too happy with just BBBJ or HJ because they end up making less and then their spot in rotation is used up. So probably that's the issue you've had.

Another note about this place. Even if you're a frequent visitor and want to see a specific girl and make an appointment, be prepared to be a Karen. Best strategy is to befriend the Mms (Michelle) and if any girl tries to say that the other girl is not there etc. Is just ask for Michelle to come by or wait till she comes in. Popular girls (usually ones with wide open menu) are popular and it screws other girls rotations.

In town and decided to contact one of my known providers in the area (Lisa). Easy parking and not a lot of foot traffic around 4 pm. The spa is spacious with clean carpeting and large rooms (about 6-8 total) Two girls in the spa. The other girl is another former popular lucky spa provider who I won't spoil LOL. Lisa greets me with a big hug and kiss. Leads me to a unique looking circular stand up shower (No TS) where we had fun with DFK, nipple licking, and BBBJ. Rinse and dry and off to the room. More BBBJ and BLS. I flip her on her back for dinner time. Her kat is just as gorgeous with beautiful triangle trim Bush and tiny labias. The definition of a coin slot. Spend about five minutes going to town before I get a genuine O. Then we flip to 69 until I was ready to smash. Cover on. The usual positions. She is very aggressive in CG going from the top and slamming down like prime Shawn Kemp. The sound reminded me of a basketball being slammed against a wall, especially with how empty the spa was. I'm about average length but I could feel every inch of cervix in CG. Lisa has good vocals / moans without being over the top annoying / fake. Switch to doggy and then missionary. I mentioned about her coin slot pussy before. That's just not appearance wise. Lisa has probably top 5 tightest gripper I've ever had, mongering or personal. It's a struggle to last long with her (I'm not a blue pill / supplement guy). First pop in about 12 minutes of full service. Lisa is a genuine pleaser and always complains about wanting to do more positions. So we take a little break and the second cover comes on. RCG and back to mish with another finish. Still pumped until I got a third pop (or maybe residuals from 2nd pop idk) Her stamina and enthusiasm is top notch. More chit chat, quick shower, desperately need bottle of water, and I hit the road. Lisa is a great service provider and GFE. Make sure your wheaties are ate before visiting her. Damage was 70 house plus $$$ (my personal tip).

Date & Time: 3/8 late afternoon.

Age: 30 / Height: 5'3".

Dona: F / B / S / A = 8. 0 / 9. 0 / 9. 0 / 8. 0 = 8. 5.

Coco: F / B / S / A = 8. 0 / 8. 5 / 8. 0 / 8. 5 = 8. 3.

Interactive: 7. 5 / Chemistry: 8. 0 / Creativity: 8. 5 = Duo-Meter: 8. 0.

Read about a girl with six-pack at Santa so I had to check her out with my own eyes. I entered the spa and asked for Dona so I was placed in the bed room. Dona came into the room and once she removed her top, oh man the six-pack is real; holy shiet! Probably the most fit girl I have seen for a while.

Dona took me to the table shower and it was a nice standard Santa style; cleansed me top to bottom, back and front. Went back to the bed room and we started the "real" massage. While Dona was giving me a BBBJ, a girl came in and said she's Coco. Coco looked nice and have nice big boobs so I agreed to the extra. Now two girls both blowing me at the same time, and both BBBJ / RIM at the same time was just heavenly feeling.

In the middle of the session, Dona executed a Handstand BJ; basically she turned upside down and started giving me a BBBJ while I was DFK with Coco. This was something new to me so I had her in this pose for over a few minutes. Damn this girl is strong.

After various positions with both girls, I decided to pump Dona in mish as deep as possible, while Coco was rimming me deep as well. This was pure ecstasy and I unleashed my entire load inside the six-pack (covered, of course).

After getting dressed and before leaving the spa, Chevy brought a new girl Zoey into the room and asked if I want to try her for my second round. She told me that Zoey is a squirter and will only be a short stay. Never tried a squirter before (thought it was just waterworks) but maybe I'lve give it a shot soon.

One of my ATFs messaged me to let me know that she was at a new shop. Since I can't go see her, I figured the next best thing was for you local mongers to pay her a visit. I last saw her in January when we were both in Seattle.

Provider Details: Beauty: 4/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4.25.

YUKI is an absolutely beautiful woman. Very sweet, very sexy; gorgeous eyes. The a little over 5'00", about 100 lbs, 30 C-28-32 with soft milky skin. Long black hair. Clean shaven kitty. She has the cutest little pointed nose that crinkles on the edges when she smiles. Not curvy, but she has a very sporty physique. Adorable little ass perfectly suited for her petite frame.

Service Details: DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, DATO, FIV, CFS, TUMA, CIM.

I usually don't see a provider more than once, but I've seen Yuki about 5 times in various cities. When you meet her, you'll never forget her because she literally has one of the best BJs I've ever had. She is one of two providers that finished me off with her oral skills before we even got to CFS. She is a DT goddess. Personally, I absolutely recommend her.

Date & Time: 3/12 late night.

Age: 30 / Height: 5'3".

Chevy: F / B / S / A = 9. 0 / 9. 0 / 9. 0 / 9. 0 = 9. 0.

Michelle: F / B / S / A = 9. 0 / 8. 5 / 9. 5 / 9. 0 = 9. 0.

Interactive: 9. 0 / Chemistry: 9. 0 / Creativity: 9. 0 = Duo-Meter: 9. 0.

After reading that a squirter, Zoey, has joined the lineup, I thought about revisiting Santa for some waterwork. After getting another text knowing that Chevy also started working again, thus I stopped by Santa late night yesterday, hoping to try the Zoey+Chevy duo. Unfortunately, Joie wasn't available last night for unknown reason; but fortunately, I was paired up with Chevy+Michelle, the original Santa girls where it all started.

Once in the room, Chevy and I locked our lips with passionate DFK, explored each other's bodies (her DDD were just amazing), then went to the table shower for a full body nuru-style slides with some BBBJ / DT / TUMA fun. Once back in the room, Chevy had me stand by the massage table and started her BBBJ / DT skills. Shortly after, I unloaded 3-day volume of cum inside her mouth. After a few minutes of recovery, we were back at it again when Chevy climbed on top of me to initiate 69.

I then stood by the massage table and started to stand FF Michelle while also gave her DATY. Suddenly, I felt a tongue penetrating my a-hole; turned my head around and saw Michelle smiling at me then back to TUMA. Once Michelle teamed up with Chevy, all hell broke loose. As I was about to cum, Michelle had me assume the Captain Morgan pose and started BBBJ / DT again with Chevy TUMA me from behind. After I CIM in Michelle again, she started DFK with Chevy and both of them showed me my baby juice inside their mouth, then slowing dripping down their boobs.

Having a duo with Chevy and Michelle was truly an experience to be remembered. As the OGs of Santa Spa, they are THE definition of GFE+PSE and I enjoyed my time spent with either one of them. I think it will be really hard to top this duo, but I will try another combo later this week and let's see.