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[QUOTE=Goaloh;2779738]All these new massage places, popping up all over the US are not AMP'S. They provide no extra's. True AMP's provide shimmy shang. No shimmy shang here.[/QUOTE]Come to Cincy and you can get some Shimmy Shang with me. Oh yeah and you can understand me too. Only thing I do not offer is a table shower sorry guys.
Always,
VR.
[QUOTE=VelvetRayne;2780771]Come to Cincy and you can get some Shimmy Shang with me. Oh yeah and you can understand me too. Only thing I do not offer is a table shower sorry guys.
Always,
VR.[/QUOTE]Yeah your table has a hole in it and the water will drip off.
[QUOTE=VelvetRayne;2780771]Come to Cincy and you can get some Shimmy Shang with me. Oh yeah and you can understand me too. Only thing I do not offer is a table shower sorry guys.
Always,
VR.[/QUOTE]What is shimmy shang? Years ago I would go to Miko's spa and the ladies never offered me a shimmy shang. They would just climb on top of me and shimmy on my jimmy.
[QUOTE=NdayGuy;2781034]Yeah your table has a hole in it and the water will drip off.[/QUOTE]I have one without a hole LOL. Getting an inversion table soon too. I will also shimmy on your Jimmy.
Xoxo.
[QUOTE=Cartog;2781044]What is shimmy shang? Years ago I would go to Miko's spa and the ladies never offered me a shimmy shang. They would just climb on top of me and shimmy on my jimmy.[/QUOTE]Sorry. I got it wrong, it is Shimmy Sham. - (aka sex) - it was from King of Queens sitcom.
[URL]http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-king-of-queens&episode=s06e03[/URL]
[QUOTE=Goaloh;2782796]Sorry. I got it wrong, it is Shimmy Sham. - (aka sex) - it was from King of Queens sitcom.
[URL]http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-king-of-queens&episode=s06e03[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the clarification. If the term shimmy shang does ever catch on, you should be given credit in the dictionary of slang. Anyhow, I am glad to hear it is not some dreaded venereal disease such as the Hong Kong Dong that solders in Vietnam were warned about.
Never seen an escort or massage parlor. Can you guys give me the best AMP in the area? LOL pretty nervous.
[QUOTE=Cartog;2783560]Thanks for the clarification. If the term shimmy shang does ever catch on, you should be given credit in the dictionary of slang. Anyhow, I am glad to hear it is not some dreaded venereal disease such as the Hong Kong Dong that solders in Vietnam were warned about.[/QUOTE]Watch King of Queens re runs. He doesn't say it in all episodes, but you will hear it now and then.
As far as diseases, check out post 1475 in the Akron Ohio forum. Lyme Disease.
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Came to me, not bad looking. Funny and talkative. Massaged on bed on the flip noticed her hands were sort of gross with scars and she must have seen me looking and said he said she has lyme disease and it's not contagious. Continued the rub to the middle and asked if I wanted a mouth finish but I just wanted her off of me. Took a chemical bath after she left and did the laundry.
And then my post!
[URL]http://www.medicaldaily.com/lyme-dis...disease-267964[/URL]
[QUOTE=Iron1134;2784646]Never seen an escort or massage parlor. Can you guys give me the best AMP in the area? LOL pretty nervous.[/QUOTE]LOL. No LOL!
Anyone know the name of the girl at eden that's a little "friendlier" then the others? I had her the other day, but didn't get her name. Pm me or let me know on here.
[QUOTE=Iron1134;2784646]Never seen an escort or massage parlor. Can you guys give me the best AMP in the area? LOL pretty nervous.[/QUOTE]Drive to Warren Ohio.
[QUOTE=Iron1134;2784646]Never seen an escort or massage parlor. Can you guys give me the best AMP in the area? LOL pretty nervous.[/QUOTE]Sure, let me list all the places I love to visit so LEO can shut them down. Geez, we were all first time posters once, but never asked acquisition that stupid. RTFF.
I know there have been reports on her in the past and they all seem to come up with the same story but I thought I would try to get more updated news. I managed to speak with her on the phone because texting is a challenger for her I guess. She loves to talk so if you speak with her just know that before calling. I asked her about her reviews and she said that most were BS and that people post fake reviews all the time, etc. She told me. 85 for hhr. We setup a time when she was not busy and then about 30 minutes before the appointment she said she wouldn't be free for another 4 hours. I told her we could wait. Then the next day she starts calling my phone a few times and leaving voicemails while she is yelling at someone else that is with her. She sounded like a smoker so I would imagine her incall smells of a smoking residence. So I tried but after all that I decided I would give it up and save my money and hopefully someone elses.
http://dayton.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexxxyandhot-my-soft-velvet-touch-will-melt-your-stress-away/21806764
[QUOTE=SpaSearcher;2788710]I know there have been reports on her in the past and they all seem to come up with the same story but I thought I would try to get more updated news. I managed to speak with her on the phone because texting is a challenger for her I guess. She loves to talk so if you speak with her just know that before calling. I asked her about her reviews and she said that most were BS and that people post fake reviews all the time, etc. She told me. 85 for hhr. We setup a time when she was not busy and then about 30 minutes before the appointment she said she wouldn't be free for another 4 hours. I told her we could wait. Then the next day she starts calling my phone a few times and leaving voicemails while she is yelling at someone else that is with her. She sounded like a smoker so I would imagine her incall smells of a smoking residence. So I tried but after all that I decided I would give it up and save my money and hopefully someone elses.
http://dayton.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexxxyandhot-my-soft-velvet-touch-will-melt-your-stress-away/21806764[/QUOTE]She has a nice set of knockers, but sounds like a head case. And how do you she is being truthful about reviews. She could tell you anything to get a buck. I would pass on her.
[QUOTE=Goaloh;2785224]
As far as diseases, check out post 1475 in the Akron Ohio forum. Lyme Disease.
[URL]https://akroncanton.craigslist.org/biz/5409654773.html[/URL]
Came to me, not bad looking. Funny and talkative. Massaged on bed on the flip noticed her hands were sort of gross with scars and she must have seen me looking and said he said she has lyme disease and it's not contagious. Continued the rub to the middle and asked if I wanted a mouth finish but I just wanted her off of me. Took a chemical bath after she left and did the laundry.
And then my post!
[URL]http://www.medicaldaily.com/lyme-dis...disease-267964[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing the info on your massage experience. Somehow your link to the lyme disease report got messed up and I believe this is the correct link:
[URL]http://www.medicaldaily.com/lyme-disease-contagious-clues-hint-it-may-be-sexually-transmitted-disease-267964[/URL]
It is nice to know about another possible STD I need to worry about. And I may not even get the signature "bull's eye rash" that is common for the disease.