Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Dale78]I'm going to be in Baltimore for a few hours next week with time for a little quick fun. My taste tends to run to the seedier places, particularly places where I'm more likely to see bigger girls and/or more African American women. But I'm not interested in getting shot at. (As a clean cut white guy, I may stick out a bit in some places. But I do know how to be careful.) Any suggestions?

Thanks![/QUOTE]That is a very easy question to answer for Baltimore. But looking at the content of your 4 posts, it is clear that you don't contribute anything to the forum. I see no point in providing an answer other than just suggesting that you do some reading. For the future you should have an experience or two, then write about them, then ask questions about whatever interests you.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]That is a very easy question to answer for Baltimore. But looking at the content of your 4 posts, it is clear that you don't contribute anything to the forum. I see no point in providing an answer other than just suggesting that you do some reading. For the future you should have an experience or two, then write about them, then ask questions about whatever interests you.[/QUOTE]That's fair enough - a valid criticism. I'll try to start contributing.

You're right - where's the fun in always being a lurker?

[QUOTE=Dale78]I'm going to be in Baltimore for a few hours next week with time for a little quick fun. My taste tends to run to the seedier places, particularly places where I'm more likely to see bigger girls and/or more African American women. But I'm not interested in getting shot at. (As a clean cut white guy, I may stick out a bit in some places. But I do know how to be careful.) Any suggestions?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Just go to any club in the block, and please stop being ignorant.

You won't be shot at if you mind your own business.

The police station is right next door too lol.

[QUOTE=Dale78]I'm going to be in Baltimore for a few hours next week with time for a little quick fun. My taste tends to run to the seedier places, particularly places where I'm more likely to see bigger girls and/or more African American women. But I'm not interested in getting shot at. (As a clean cut white guy, I may stick out a bit in some places. But I do know how to be careful.) Any suggestions?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Entry is free for Block clubs except The Hustler Club. Therefore, walk into the club, quickly scan girls to see if any are of interest to you, then either sit at bar an buy a drink or move to the next club. Certain clubs are known for black girls, certain for older white chicks, certain for young chicks with attitudes. Best approach is to walk in/out of each until you see something of interest. Quality/quantity/types of girls may vary from day-to-day, or even day vs. Night. Therefore. It's best to explore. Good luck.

Be careful, though. The Block requires the ability to turn down aggressive hustle jobs.

[QUOTE=Dale78]That's fair enough - a valid criticism. I'll try to start contributing.

You're right - where's the fun in always being a lurker?[/QUOTE]
Good adjustment. Start on the 400 block of East Baltimore Street. Just walk into and out of every bar until you see something that tickles your fancy. Don't skip the alley bar (Norma Jeans?). I think only the Hustler club has a cover charge and it doesn't have your type of girl. Three or four places will have what you seek. Then report back both the good and the bad.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]Good adjustment. Start on the 400 block of East Baltimore Street. Just walk into and out of every bar until you see something that tickles your fancy. Don't skip the alley bar (Norma Jeans?). I think only the Hustler club has a cover charge and it doesn't have your type of girl. Three or four places will have what you seek. Then report back both the good and the bad.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the help. I'll report back next week.

Dale,

I'm willing to help a guy who only asks questions if it helps my cause. Been meaning to get there myself but I think I have the place just for you. El Dorado on E Lombard. Please report if you go.

[url]http://www.eldoradoloungebaltimore.net/[/url]

I just realized that the girl in the silver outfit in the 'Girls' section is a friend. Exclusive. Met her at a DC club. Those pics don't do her justice. Pretty girl. Juicy butt. She had a fun little friend too, Brazil. Persian looking though I think she said she was American Indian mix.

Bench still in town looking for that beer? Maybe a trip to El D's...

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Dale,

I'm willing to help a guy who only asks questions if it helps my cause. Been meaning to get there myself but I think I have the place just for you. El Dorado on E Lombard. Please report if you go.

[url]http://www.eldoradoloungebaltimore.net/[/url] [/QUOTE]Thanks Loop.

I was planning to check it out if time permits.

Every once in a while I'm inspired to visit the block, made a trip wed night around 8. The place was dead, went to my standby Flamingo. It was bad, not much to look at and one really annoying large girl. The one I really love to see has put on at least 30lbs and looks like hell.

Leaving there I swung through the Harem, and well I was impressed. There were 6 ladies working and they all had nice tight bodies and were cute. A far cry from what I'm used to. Unfortunatly I had a date so I had to jet, will be back. '

Thurs I went over to Ritz for the first time. They have some lookers and arn't that pushy. Nice place and with some work there is def some take out, lots of work. Private lap is 30 but depending on the lady is a nice little run.

I don't mind paying if it's quality.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]Good adjustment. Start on the 400 block of East Baltimore Street. Just walk into and out of every bar until you see something that tickles your fancy. Don't skip the alley bar (Norma Jeans?). I think only the Hustler club has a cover charge and it doesn't have your type of girl. Three or four places will have what you seek. Then report back both the good and the bad.[/QUOTE]Norma Jean's, the club in the alley, does have a cover during the night shift. Same goes for Club Miami and the 2oclock club.

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]
Bench still in town looking for that beer? Maybe a trip to El D's...[/QUOTE]

I'd head over there if you're gonna attend, but really, that place isn't my scene. I'd rather drive a few hours north to the promised land... :)


Bench

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Dale,

I'm willing to help a guy who only asks questions if it helps my cause. Been meaning to get there myself but I think I have the place just for you. El Dorado on E Lombard. Please report if you go.

[url]http://www.eldoradoloungebaltimore.net/[/url]

I just realized that the girl in the silver outfit in the 'Girls' section is a friend. Exclusive. Met her at a DC club. Those pics don't do her justice. Pretty girl. Juicy butt. She had a fun little friend too, Brazil. Persian looking though I think she said she was American Indian mix.

Bench still in town looking for that beer? Maybe a trip to El D's...[/QUOTE]

The Hell Dorado? Gang bangers (and not the kind we like) shooting each other there doesn't sound like fun.

[QUOTE=Spee54321]Which is all well and good except the Block is all about being pushy and being on the hustle.
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As far as mongering, trying to score in a block bar is an indication of high risk desperation, as bad as cruising the mean streets of Baltimore for skanky sidewalk ho's. Unless you're in it for some "thrill," you're better off hitting the amps to keep Mr. Happy happy.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but what if you are already "cruising the mean streets of Baltimore for skanky sidewalk hoes"?

[QUOTE=Junky11]Yeah, but what if you are already "cruising the mean streets of Baltimore for skanky sidewalk hoes"?[/QUOTE]

I don't.
I'm strictly outcalls, Amps, and the occasional strip bar.

Aside from the fact that the quality is much better, I can be sure that Sebastian and his ilk will never have me on film. Piece of mind costs more, and it's worth every penny.

Bench

I had planned to go to the Block and said I'd report back, but I didn't make it there. So instead I'm going to give a fictional report of what I imagine could have happened if I went around 6pm on a Monday.

My second source of recon, after this forum, was Google Street View. If you're not using it you should. There's nothing like seeing what a place looks like before you get there to start to get a feel for a place.

For parking, the city lot at E. Baltimore and Guilford Ave is a good way to go. $5 for after 5pm is a reasonable price and it seemed reasonably secure. (The system of plastic coins rather than paying an attendant is annoying, however.)

I planned to start at the Plaza, but one of the dancers was standing by the front door and I was not impressed. I instead found my way to Lust (upstairs).

I am partial to black women, preferrably with a few extra pounds. The 6 or so dancers I saw varied in weight, but all looked pretty good to me. Within the first few minutes, at least 3 women came over to hustle drinks, but all were friendly enough when I said maybe later. I was waiting for Unique, who was a bit on the chunky side. Rather than buy her a drink, I opted for a 2 song lap dance for. 6. She made it clear that my hands were welcome to wander. I enjoyed it (despite the high price), and was definitely tempted by her offer of continuing upstairs for another 1. (I asked "what's upstairs? " and was told. As expected. You have to come upstairs to find out.) Instead, I gave a. 1 tip and moved on.

I would have gone into the 2 o'clock club, but the door was locked. So across the street I went, first to Circus for a quick peek inside. Two fairly unattractive women standing there with seemingly nothing going on. Maybe some other time. I then took a quick look inside the Harem. Pretty much the same. Next.

Don't quite remember why I kept walking past Jewel Box and Oasis. It may have been overly pushy doormen.

The doorman at Chez Joey/Diamond Lounge said they were running a. 2 lap dance special, so I decided to head down the steps and take a look. On stage was a chunky white girl. Looked pretty good and normally would have gotten my attention. But Caramel (not certain if that's her name. It's something like that), a thin, very tall, attractive black woman was seated by the front door.

After flirting for a minute or two, I decided to skip getting a drink and asked her for the. 2 lap dance. The bartender tried to get me to go for the. 6 (for 4 songs), but I stuck with the. 2. The lap dance area is relatively private, and the first thing I noticed was there were tall bar stool chairs rather than sofas. The other thing I quickly noticed was that my new friend immediately launched uninvited into a BBBJ instead of a lap dance. Fine with me. I decided the. 6 lap dance sounded like a good idea. Went that route, BBBJ was top notch, and I left quite happy.

If only this wasn't pure fiction.