Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Ok, so I've been to PG County AMP's and one in Baltimore and was wondering if the DC AMP's have the same price?

60-70 house with 100 tip for fs?

I've looked like in the last 25 pages and my eyes hurt.

So any information on how DC's prices work would help.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

For the life of me I can't figure out what is wrong with you people. You seem to think that if you pay $20.00 too much or that if you go in and don't do things according to some formula that your dicks will fall off. Believe me this is not the way to have your dick fall off.

If you have mongered anywhere else in the U.S., then you know everything you need to know. Just pick one (as was already suggested), go there, and report back and tell us what you learned. I mean if you're so concerned about the money, then you are definitely in the wrong hobby. If you're concerned about being embarassed, don't be. These gals are pros and I don't think there is much that embarasses them. They've seen it all.

When someone comes on here and starts writing this crap, the hairs on the backs of our necks stand up. You seem like you are either a kid or the Gestapo. So if you want to do this stuff that we do (and I strongly advise against it), get yourself a pair and do it.

Happy 4th!

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Thanks to VanDriver, I went ahead and saw this girl. BigTime, I owe you an apology for doubting you a few months back. Seven Eleven, I think you owe him the same.

While VanDriver says she's a little flab, I'm going to have to differ and say she's kind of fat. Looks like she ate a couple of AMP girls or so. But she's not ugly and she's not obese. Huge floppy, natural breasts.

A little older than the typical AMP girl, a little fatter, but service was definitely a lot better. Recommend if you're looking for service over looks.[/QUOTE]

RM:

I hope you had a good time. While I do agree that she is a bit overweight and your comment was very funny, I think if she lost 10 pounds or so she would look great... just as long as she didn't lost the weight in her tits!

Van

I am a newbie to the room, but better than amateur mongerer having been in the hobby for 14 years.

I had a great time at sun in June 06, even better time on May 23 this year, then went back in mid-June, and found the doorbell ripped off. Then I read this post and saw some mention of the 'sun setting. ' Is this true? Where can I get the same caliber service? I have been all over NOVA and some places in Mont. Co. And DC, and Sun was the best time for me.

I usually have o.k. dreams but this was a very good dream...enjoy ^_^

I had a dream that I went to visit royalty. Before I could meet them I met someone named Jenny? Jeannie? Genie? etc. (not sure, she talked very quietly) who made sure that I was clean everywhere including my mouth which was taken care of by mouthwash.

Said she was 25 and Led me to the room and started to receive a very average massage. Left for a minute and came back with everything necessary and started with a bbbj and then paused and then went to the cbj. Asked if the temperature was on 69 but she said no and when I told her I wanted to daty, she said no but when I went there, she got into it and went on to talk about missionaries, k9 and cg until we were finished.

She did not speak any French or Greek but did speak English. Was led out after completion and was not rushed at all. Very receptive all around and when I woke up, I was not disappointed.

F - 8
B - 9 (she was small petite type which I prefer, around a-b) 5'3"
TS - 5 (just made sure I was clean everywhere and nothing else)
M - 6 (very short as in around 5 minutes but it was decent I guess)
O - 8.5 (did almost everything asked and was very pretty)
R? - yes

Hopefully its easily read as i put it in sections which I thought would be useful.

[QUOTE=Yankovich]Does anybody speak Korean?

As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.

Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.

Have fun![/QUOTE]Well, I know a bunch of Korean words and phrases and numbers from several years of studying traditional taekwondo, but I'm not sure that much of it is very transferable to other activities.

[QUOTE=Sunnybhai]Hello friends,

I will be in the DC area from July 10 through the 19. I am unable to understand the places mentioned for an AMP. Can someone please PM me more details? I will greatly appreciate and will return the favor. I know some great AMPs in Reading, PA if you happen to come this way.

Thanks.

You can check my posts in Harrisburg.[/QUOTE]Hmm. If you read back far enough in this forum, you'll probably find the details you need. If that's too much work, then you could try internet searches on the places you're curious about, and see if modern technology can direct you back to a time when such information flowed more freely.

I've been reading several reports, since my initial encounter with her, about CoCo from 1333 and they don't seem to be the same girl. I think whoever opens the door simply palms off whatever girl is availbale as CoCo.

Why do I say this, you say?

Well it happened to me Tuesday.

I went there, did all the usual and got undressed in my room after giving up the house fee to one of the other girls who opened the door. I had asked for CoCo and was told she'the be right in. Apparently the fee girl didn't realise I had been there before, cause in walks another girl who obviously from my last encounter was not CoCo. I said to her, I wanted CoCo and she insists she was. After about 3 minutes of debating, and her sticking to her be. S Coco story, she exits the room. Several minutes later, in walks yet another girl, and yet again she claims to be CoCo!. But isn't the one I remember. What the fuck is going on? O. K at that point I give up.

My point is fellas, these girls are apparently onto our hustle; they know that some of us have never been there before, and just act like we have by naming a provider's name we've seen on this website, so be aware of this. And get a good description of the provider your interested in seeing before you go up there and get taken for a ride.

This girl was definately not the CoCo I had seen several weeks earlier, nor was the first girl. These girls apparently change names more than they change those wet towels they use to wipe us down with, at their convienance. I had never seen the girl that opened the door and collected the house fee before, so she probaly assumed I had never been there before and could palm me off with anyone, so long as they introduced themselves as CoCo. But whatever. I just wanted to acheive what I had came for.

The session with this 'Coco imposter' was pretty standard, and like other's have reported, this one was a spinner- unlike my previous CoCo. A cups, a cute little toosh, cute face, and a nicely trimmed Y. Kinda skinny for my taste but whatever. Pretty quiet too but smiled alot. Standard TS and massage. No AR. BBBJ (along the shaft only) to a 30 second CBJ, and then right to RCG, which I transitioned to Doggie for the finish. All in all nothing to brag about. Nice, pleasant girl just not my type. The session lasted about the full hour, but that's because of the confusion that happened when I first got there.

Wouldn't seek her out in future, but if by chance I ended up with her again, I would not complain:

Face 9
Body 7 (flat chested)
TS 7
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 7

The Coco who gave me the time of my life last time really is built like Jessica Biel- the actress, and surprisingly resembles a pic of this asian girl I saw in the pics thread, only older and a tad more toned and musclular as I previoulsy report (see jpg's below). So be aware of what your looking for, and what you ask for fellas.

Which leads me to another question: Was the CoCo I had previously encountered really CoCo. Or was she impersonating the infamous name to make a buck, and the one I got this time was indeed legitimately named CoCo? Ah, the shit has my head spin!



Mr. Snipes aka G13

[QUOTE=Common Man]Do you have a photo of your Coco, and does she have the same tattoo?[/QUOTE]Not sure if your being sarcastic or not but which CoCo? The one from my report a few weeks back, or the two 'imposters'(?) I experienced Tuesday....?

Either way, i don't have ANY pics of any AMP girls. The CoCo i had a few weeks back just happened to resemble the girl i ran across on the pics forum (only older looking), so i posted it as a reference because reports of her after my initial visit had described her as a spinner, and she's anything but that. For all those interested, she's built pretty muscular kinda like 'Susie' was from CHPC. Check out my one and only CHPC report for my description of Susie- body wise, they are pretty much the same

I thought it was an AMP no-no to go in there with your camera phone and snap away. I wonder if a few extra jacksons might make persuade them otherwise?

Hahaha!

Mr.Snipes aka G13

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Surprised the heck out of me, but some AMPs close for holidays...[/QUOTE]Surprisingly, business over holidays is really slow. A friend of mine who works in DC told me that only three clients went through her place yesterday.

The ladies often see this as a time to unwind. Mamasan would often take them to Atlantic City or Georgetown.

Local ladies would go home and spend time with friends or significant others. Some of them would exfoliate at day spas. Small percentage would take their "honeys" (clients who are well received) to bars or karaoke rooms.

[QUOTE=A John]This is not any kind of peace offering. You guys with no credibility to speak of would be better off taking time to get familiar with the Web site. Frequently Asked Questions "aka" (FAQ)

This is a link to take you there.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?[/url]

This is a link to answer your ?
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_04[/url][/QUOTE]AJ,

I'm grateful for the information. It has put my mind at ease.

V/R

n2

[QUOTE=Yankovich]Does anybody speak Korean?

As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.

Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.

Have fun![/QUOTE]Yankovich,

While reading the forum, I discovered several valuable posts that I have archived. Regarding the Korean, I believe this is what you are looking for --> [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393794&postcount=1324[/url]

LexLuther, in his infinite wisdom, provided the justification why one might attempt to learn Hangul. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393787&postcount=1323[/url]

Also, some spa etiquettes by LexLuther. Specifically, the arse washing (must read). As an addendum, I’d like to point out that the plastic towels have been removed from most spas that I’ve visited. As you may know, this forum is visited by different interest groups including the public relation officers (individuals who provide feedback and advertising services to the spa owners). Perhaps from such upheaval raised by this forum, the plastic towel is no longer used. I’m purely speculating here. Feel free to ignore.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393477&postcount=1318[/url]

My usual place closed (Navy Yard).

Any Vietnamese dude out there please PM me.

Been wanting to check out the above-named location for quite a while. Followed some very good advice about how to find the place. Was introduced to the waif-like Pepsi. The TS was average, with the notable exception of using a brand-new wash cloth rather than the community sponge. Back in the little corner of the green, she bent and twisted every nook & cranny in this ol' bod while humming along to the best hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s on WASH-FM.

When all was revealed, she was as tight as a drum and was an all-natural girl. I had a long drink of Pepsi, after which we talked about missionaries and then walked the family dog.

The score was all 8's. An interesting aspect to visiting the green during the day was the construction project right across from the green with lots of construction workers wishing they could also have a drink of Pepsi.

Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.

Made the trek to 14K this afternoon and had a session with Emma. She is a little chunky but nice.

TS was OUTSTANDING!! Probably the most complete I have ever had.

Massage just plain sucked...almost none.

Other therapy was good, nothing super but it did get the job done.

She says she is in from Atlanta and been here for three weeks.

ALSO - she said they closed for the concert and fireworks but it was not fun because of all the rain and tornado.

That's it!

JJ