Asiana YO-YO is a NO- NO!
Made the mistake of visiting Asiana Spa in Cocoa Beach/Cape Canaveral yesterday. When will I learn. I myself have given bad reports of this place twice! But I saw there ad claiming new girls and a re-grand opening and thought I'd check it out. First, they don't answer the buzzer at the back door any more so you gotta go through the front.
Greeted by 40 ish YO-YO. Decent body, o.k. face. 80 for the hour.
Decent table shower, but this chick has a stranger than normal pre-occupation with my ass hole. As I've stated in other posts, I don't want anything stuck up there.
Back to the room, laying on my stomach, she rolls up a towel and starts poking my ass hole quite hard, asking if I want her to fuck me?
No, says I .
Oh my pushie is very heavy today, says she.
5 minutes into the lame massage, she starts ramming my ass hole with the towel again. At this point she asks if I'm a cop, I tell her no, she then tells me good cause my pushie is very heavy today.
Maybe I was wrong to assume pushie means pussy. Maybe pushie is her rolled up towel?
Any way the "massage" ends, and she is now laying next to me on the table asking if I plan on taking care of her. Now mind you this is after only about 10 minutes of my paid hour. I say sure I'll take care of you and she immeadiately starts asking how much, how much.
I reach down pull out the wallet and she starts reaching for my money almost before I get the wallet open. I pill out about 120 or so and peel of 60 and tell her this is to start, there will be more later. She just keeps saying how much how much, this not enough, this not enough.
Fuck it says I.
I get up to leave, take back the 60 and stuff it into my pants pocket. She says ok, ok, give back the 60 I'll give you hand.
Fuck that.
I will never , ever go there again ever! I don't care if they bring Jessica Alba in and are giving free table showers with her and her girlfriend Angelina Jolie.
I wont go, and suggest you don't ever go either. They Suck. Or no they don't, anymore. (see previous posts by me)
Funny report, but good lesson too
[QUOTE=FLmonger]LOL. Booper, this post had me cracking up.[/QUOTE]Booper, yes, your report was funny, but that was some quick thinking to grab your money back. Good awareness, my man. Glad you didn't get burned for the coin to boot. Uh, BTW, did you take the towel too? LOL.