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I was in DC couple years ago and went to a AMP and had a very good time there and I forgot the name but I know the place is at 719 8st SE 2/f but from the recent reports of here, I didn't see any one mention AMP with this address. Is this place closed? Wish somebody out there can give me an update.
**Downtown Report**
Maybe it was the curse of the goat for this die hard Cubs fan but I had a pretty poor experience at Downtown yesterday.
I get there around midnight or so to get some consolation after the Cubs game. I ask Masaman to get me a good girl and she tells me to wait. Maybe it was the few beers I had but I ended up waiting forever. The doorbell ended up ringing 5 times and after about 45 mins (I know, I know but I just thought they were really busy and that the wait was normal), I go outside and tell Masaman that I had been waiting for too long and that I wanted my money back and wanted to go home. She started to profusely apologize saying she forgot and told me she would get in trouble by the manager and that she would get a girl for me right away.
I'm pissed off at this point and Bibi comes in. Reports described her accurately and she was flirty but professional. Shower was okay but no focus on Mr. happy. We get back to the room, undress and she goes for 2 secs of cuddling before going to a cbj. At this point I could have used a bit of a GFE because I was still pissed off and wasnt in the mood for anything mechanical. No rimming, no toe sucking, no nothing and when I proceeded to pleasure her, she told me to stop because it tickled (which I could clearly interpret as a "stop messing around and lets get this done"). At this point I'm truly not into it, and stop--telling Bibi its not her fault but I'm just not into it after the wait. Paid her 40 and called it even. She apologized again and I took off.
In the end, nothing wrong with Bibi but I was looking for more of the GFE feeling I got at CPHC that I had gotten with Tiffany and others.
2nd not so good experience at Downtown, maybe its just bad luck but no need to try it out again. I'll stick with CPHC.
Can I get an address of Downtown? Sounds like you had an awsome time there Nova Guy!
Amp_Man
The address for downtown spa is:
1018 Vermont Ave, 4th floor.
Pick Suzi, she is gorgeous! Diana is also nice. INteresting little side note: There is a nightclub a few doors down called Daedeus or something to that effect. Thursday night is ladies night. Lots of good looking young women. A nice prelude to the downtown spa.
Amp_Monger,
Read and learn:
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?postid=115542&highlight=Spa+report+summary+2003#post115542[/url]
If you weren't a senior, I'd say RTFF. But I guess is just did... Oh well. Have fun anyway.
LL
[quote][i]Originally posted by balabon38[/i]
Yummi in Downtown - failure on all count!!!
I came to Downtown this morning to see Suzi but she was busy. I asked about Yummi because of all positive poblicity. She is a beauty with long hairs. But: from the beginning she was cold, distanced, not friendly. She did not smile. Her English is very poor and communication practically impossible. Of course i have had to call for somebody else but again because of all praises I decided to try her and I was dead wrong.
Wash was so-so, after that in the room she was saying no to everything: no kissing, no touching her breast and nipples NO,NO,NO.
She even can not put a condom without hands. I was angree and sad. I could not come - first time in Downtown! Disaster. And massage is close to Zero.
I express my feelings to her and gave only $40. Then she became agitated. But I think we should teach them, expressing our feelings. Am I right?[/quote]
Why do you think so many posters here had such a positive experience, balabon38, and you did not?
Bysshe,
I'm going to jump in here and answer the question you put to balabon.
There was a provider at Downtown-Maya-that was absolutely raved over by everyone. Another site-the review site, you know the one-had over 40 reviews of her, ranging from positive to unbelieveably positive-the best ever in a few reviewers minds.
Well, I went there a few months back, saw her in the lineup, picked her and had one of the crappiest experiences I've ever had at an AMP. Everything was "No this. No that." Wanted a larger than usual tip and bitched when it wasn't given. Crappy massage, to boot.
I've been to at least 30 AMPs in DC, MD, GA, PA and this was right up there with the worst. I've had some fantastic times in AMPs, but this time, with a very highly reviewed masseuse, absolutely sucked. Sometimes things just don't click.
Glad to hear that everybody now is having fun with Suzi.
I mentioned Suzi (and Diana) in previous posts, hoping that it would improve the provider diversity of this board. All we have had heard recently was Jummi, Jummi, Jummi. When I was last with Suzi, I heard three (yes, three!) of you mongers ask for Jummi. Let’s hear about others!
In the spirit of that request I’ll give up another Downtown provider – Mink. Experienced her about six months ago, not there currently, but may return. Early thirties, 5’2”, average build, B cups. Average shower, below average massage. Standard CBJ, but with some really enthusiastic DATY thrown in (I had to come up for air literally). Cowgirl and missionary that was a bit mechanical, but very tight pussy. Not a bad experience, but certainly not a Suzi or Diana experience. I’m curious to find out if anybody else had a similar experience with Mink.
Fellow DC monger buddies,
The old TrashMan is still alive and kickin' and will be out on the Baltimore Block finally out of semi retirement next week on Wednesday the 23rd night. Some buddies and I will be sailing into the Inner Harbor for some much needed shore leave on our 30 footer and staying at public docks near the Aquarium with plans to go ashore to the Block for some beers and pussy entertainment. Any of you that have become friends with me online here and want to get together and share a laugh and cold one come on up, I'd love to see yaYou used to be able to spot me a mile off by my long white beard but that had to go for the radiation treatments I've been undergoing. Now with a real short haircut people are telling me I look like Bruce Willis ( as if! ) but just ask around if you see a group of guys hootin' it up if one of us the TrashMan and I'll answer. I generally go to the Oasis, the Harem, Pussycat, Jewel Box, Flamingo, Circus and the Midway Bar. Sometimes the Plaza but otherwise I stay on the other side of the street. If you want to buy me a beer, I'll be much obliged, if ya wanna punch me in the face, step up and get in line! Hope to see some of you DC and VA boys up there. Since all I have to do is stagger back to the boat instead of drive home, I plan on getting really rootin' tootin' fucked up and that generally provides a strong extra measure of evenings entertainment as my inhibitions, few though they may be, drop markedly.
BYSSHE
I would like to know myself. It is absence of chemistry may be. But she must be professional anyway
NOVA GUY
Everything right about Suzy. But: she is 5"7 not 5"4
Anybody know if and if so where there is any SW action in the day and/or afternoon In the D.C. area?
Downtown 10.17.03 1 a.m. or so. Went there with my former pal LL. I have never seen a man move so fast as LL when he grabbed BiBi and scurried off to her room. In his defense, he did ask the Mamasan to give me Suzy.
It was only after I was in a room and sheared of my $60 that Mamasan remembered that Suzy was busy. She did promise; however, to bring me a very, very, pretty, pretty, pretty girl.
I was on the verge of grabbing a barbell and breaking down BiBi's door at the thought of being denied either one of the two big players at Downtown! Only a few things stopped me: 1. BiBi's door was probably not locked. 2. The bulky guy at the door would throttle me for such a breach of etiquette. and 3. If I got between LL and a lady while he was suffering from Yellow Fever, I would wish I was only throttled by the door guy as I think LL loses focus due to this chronic malady.
Then, Miya (sp) came in. Okay face, killer body, good English and great attitude. She was the best AMP experience I ever had. Indeed, she is in the top five for lifetime endeavours. The massage was killer; the table shower was awesome. The asian performance had me climbing the walls. Miya has the pre-event tease down perfectly. I had to ask her to stop a couple of times so that I would be able to play in the game.
The game was fab. She looked great in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Great muscle control or even better than great. Very nice. The AMP version of GFE. Finished in mis. I had hoped to field a couple of other positions but the final buzzer sounded before we could run those plays.
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
K Street Report & Question: 10.17.03 After Downtown I felt the need to walk. Gradually I noticed a number of scantily clad ladies who seemed to be looking for someone. They would approach cars and chat with the inhabitants therein.
There was a huge police presence. Sirens and police cars everwhere. Stopping on the median of the service road. Getting out and talking to the girls. Yelling at them to leave. Cuffing one girl was dressed in jeans and did not seem to approach anyone while they were there. They were using plastic cuffs which I take to mean they figure they will not have enough cuffs. I did not have an interest in introducing my vehicle into this fray.
In this craziness, a blond haired African-American lass approached LL and me. She suggested that we find a gal for him and the four of us could go back to her room at the Governor's House (?). She showed me her key and room number. She had a nice thin lithe body. She asked me to feel her backside and her kitty. She rubbed against me. LL and I then went on a quest to find his lady. No luck. Came back and blondy had a lucky contestant. We agreed it was a match and proceeded to obtain a taxi to go. Then, it got wierd. Blondy started to get in a taxi that already seemed to have a passenger. Then, she asked me what kind of car I had and I told her. Then she asked me the color and I told her. With that our lasses both took off. We followed them thinking that we were avoiding the police.
Then, our lasses went up to an officer interrogating another lady and said we were following them. I am not sure he even looked up; however, I took this as a signal that we were not to ride with them that evening.
My question is what did I do to chase them off? Did they still think we were cops even after the mutual feel?
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
p.s. I can't keep doing this on regular member pay only. I need the promotion.
Hey,
I posted some questions here prior to my trip to our nation's capital. Some of you were kind enough to answer, so I'll post my happenings.
I arrived on a Sunday night, looking solely for SW action, preferably WSW. I got a hotel downtown, thinking I'd bring my catch back there, although the concierge situation was not ideal. I cruised L street around 730 pm, pretty dead. I drove down Route 1, checked out the 7-11 area. Saw one blonde on foot across the big intersection, but she was gone by the time I maneuvered over there. I'm not even sure she was working.
I ate dinner in Crystal City, loitered around the 7-11 on foot for a while. Didn't see anything (seems like reports were mostly from daytime - nova board), so I headed back toward my hotel.
I went back to L street around 10pm. Very empty. There was an empty unmarked Crown Victoria parked in the alleyway next to the Domino's. I went by what was described as an upstairs click bar - it was closed. I was looking in the window downstairs when a big black guy (6'4?) called out to me from across the street and started heading my way. I didn't respond and quickly walked away. He didn't follow.
Over on the big street near the traffic circle (19th?), I saw a cute girl in her 20s looking into the Victoria's Secrets window. I walked over to her, she saw me, and she quickly walked away toward M street. I don't know if she thought I was LE, or if she was just a gtown girl on her way home.
Around midnight, I hopped back into my car, cruised the K and L street area again. I saw two Latinas, probably mid-30s, walking along 18th. I wasn't really interested. It started raining. Over by 12th and K, I saw a cute latina, probably early 20s, with a pink umbrella. I was going the wrong way, and by the time I straightened out, someone else had scooped her up.
Soon thereafter, I saw a BSW in the 12th and K area. Her name's Terri, I'd guess late 20s or early 30s, decent face, nice body. I was tired of cruising, and it was raining, so I just took the bird in the hand. 5'5, 120 lbs. .4 + .05 tip for an enthusiastic BBBJCIM. ended up doing a car date, it was just simpler.
Thanks for a nice trip.
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