Bedford Review. Thumbs down
Hi all,
Even though I may have spoiled the surprise with my title, I hope there's some good info in this report.
I read up on the Bedford AMPs because I was going to be in that area today. I drove past the place on Middlesex Tpk, but the parking lot was full and the "door C" had people in front of it because of the nice weather. So, I left and gave a call to Jenny on Great Road. She was not able to take me for almost an hour, so I went over to Bedford Spa, behind McDonald's.
This is the Sophia that has been discussed here previously. She is definitely around 40, possibly 45. Bubbly and able to communicate when needed. Not a hottie, but not a turn-off.
There was nobody else there, so I was led right into a room. She took the. 6 for an hour and asked me the standard questions about my name, whether I'd been there before, and if medium was OK. I was not draped from the start. She started with what I would call a soft-medium rubdown that had no skill or theraputic value whatsoever. Within 3 minutes, the phone rang. She apologized and left to answer it. Then it rang again. Then again. Then, about 10 minutes into the session, another client came in the door. She took well over 5 minutes to get him situated (I don't think she sent him away). When she came back, she apologized again and explained that a 2nd girl would be here soon but she had to deal with all these people. The other girl's name is Lindsay, Lidya, I think.
She also promised to make up the time at the end. Any bets on how that worked out for me.
Well, so much for promises. After about 10 more minutes of lackluster rubbing that paid slight attention to my butt, she grabbed some tissues and started to wipe the oil off my back, then did a soft-touch teasing that was nice, but way ahead of schedule. Her teasing lasted about 3-4 minutes, then she told me to flip. I will give her credit for starting with a decent technique, and she didn't just go for the jerk-off. However, within a few minutes, I could tell she was looking for the finish line. The technique went downhill, and she started with the heavy breathing. Finally, I freed up one of her tits (which wasn't too bad, BTW) and she giggled but it did help me get to the release. She made the cardinal error of not continuing the milking fully, which you all know I hate.
She went to get a "hot towel". This was really a towel run under some warm water. She missed about half of the spots where my unborn children had landed. Still naked, somewhat sticky, and face-up, she then went on to my head and shoulders for a perfunctory finishing of the "massage". She indicated that we were done and both apologized for the interruptions and asked me to come back again in the same sentence! I looked up at the clock and noted that it had been a TOTAL of 40 minutes since I got in the room! After I got dressed, she brought me a bottle of water and a card with buy 7, get 1 free on the back. She explained that this was how she was making it up to me. Seriously? So, I paid for a full hour and got 2/3 of my time with basically a shitty massage and mediocre HE? I was already expressing my displeasure, but she was going on about customers and other girl coming in and blah, blah blah.
So, I tipped her. 3 and headed for the door, but she counted it and said "no, it's. 4". Again, I pointed to the clock and started to tell her that I didn't get what I paid for. She was literally standing between me and the door and asking for another ten bucks!
Normally, I would have held my ground and made a point of not giving her the extra ten so that I don't get treated this way the next time. But then a thought hit me: there won't be a next time with this place. I simply won't be going back, and didn't feel like having a fight with this dumb chick over ten bucks. So, I gave it to her (I know some of you will be on my case) and left.
Hopefully this report will steer most of you away from Sophia's rag-tag operation. You can find way better massages and customer service within a couple miles in Lexington, and from what I hear, up the street at Jenny's. I will try her sometime and report, as well as the Middlesex Tpke location.
Good luck out there!
JP