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[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1774714]Who the hell is Berlinda SquareDick?

Are you that mixed up? Do you need me to help you out with her ad link? You don't think she would keep the same hair color or style for three years do ya?

I could have given you a pass for that silly statement if you were a newb, but a Senior you can do better than that bud.

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Belinda has one of the best Puerto Rican asses on BP hands down an you have doubts? WOW.

There are five photos I uploaded in that report, the two ass shots from left to right are 100% Belinda! The other three remaining photos are of the black gal in the video with the pink shirt on.

I should know because I personally took them of Belinda with my camera phone during a dream with her in the old red house off Michigan ave the place her and her mom worked when she first came into the hobby.

Any monger that had a dream with Melissa / Belinda in that dream room inside the red house off Michigan ave can easily vouch that that's her an they were taken inside there. It's so damn hard to forget an ass that nice even if you were wasted in the dream.

Obviously you have never dreamed of her if you have the balls to question or disagree that that is in fact her pictures.

Maybe it's time for you to get a new pair of glasses SquareDick or call her up for your first dream date with her Stevie Wonder! I'm sure you'll be a believer then without a doubt LOL.

OP[/QUOTE]Belinda has gained atleast 35-40lbs since you last saw her at the red house.

[QUOTE=Sundvd;1775542]Belinda has gained atleast 35-40lbs since you last saw her at the red house.[/QUOTE]And it's mostly in her azz and she's still HOT! My $.02

Backpage has come along way. One of the top pornstars Bibi Jones is advertising. I mean to thing Rob Gronkowski's ex jumpoff is available to you and me?

C'mon Man! If you are going to use fake photos, don't choose a top pornstar and then use her name too.

Backpage is such great entertainment. Sad thing is that there is some monger who doesn't watch porn (yeah right) and will see BiBi Jones's pics and fall for the bait and switch.

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[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2; 1775613]Backpage has come along way. One of the top pornstars Bibi Jones is advertising. I mean to thing Rob Gronkowski's ex jumpoff is available to you and me?

C'mon Man! If you are going to use fake photos, don't choose a top pornstar and then use her name too.

Backpage is such great entertainment. Sad thing is that there is some monger who doesn't watch porn (yeah right) and will see BiBi Jones's pics and fall for the bait and switch.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-sexy-open-minded-girl-next-door-luv-2-kiss-21/8279452[/url][/QUOTE]Apparently she or her handler reads the forum. Nice outfit.

[QUOTE=Overboard;1775768]Apparently she or her handler reads the forum. Nice outfit.[/QUOTE]Haha get them.

[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2; 1775613]Backpage has come along way. One of the top pornstars Bibi Jones is advertising. I mean to thing Rob Gronkowski's ex jumpoff is available to you and me?

C'mon Man! If you are going to use fake photos, don't choose a top pornstar and then use her name too.

Backpage is such great entertainment. Sad thing is that there is some monger who doesn't watch porn (yeah right) and will see BiBi Jones's pics and fall for the bait and switch.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-sexy-open-minded-girl-next-door-luv-2-kiss-21/8279452[/url][/QUOTE]So going both ways LOL I'm cracking up with this ad! Only on BP baby!

[QUOTE=JoanLuv;1776136]So going both ways LOL I'm cracking up with this ad! Only on BP baby![/QUOTE]That is sick!

U F O

Hi guys so I checked out Sara. Let me say above everything else, she is a really cool girl. She doesn't work all hours of the day so can be hard to make an appointment with her but she definitely is on top of her game time wise. I met her at her location and things went really well. She's really tall about 5'11" if you like tall chicks. Without going into details, check her out guys. Very worth it.

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[QUOTE=Overboard;1775768]Apparently she or her handler reads the forum. Nice outfit.[/QUOTE]I guess you are correct, some provider / handler is salty at me for calling out this fake ad. They even pulled out pics from that night that I... Well let's not talk about that.

[QUOTE=Arson420;1776005]Haha get them.[/QUOTE]I am flattered that a provider / handler is spending coins on me for a change. But I am offended at the pic they used. I would never be caught in that tacky color. Anyone know the cost of a BP ad, I want to know what I am worth.

[QUOTE=JoanLuv;1776136]So going both ways LOL I'm cracking up with this ad! Only on BP baby![/QUOTE] @Joan, I am laughing because it's a great play on my handle. I am glad to see that the BP Post ID: 8279452 has a sense of humor. But at least find a picture of a black dude, or at least a guy who manscapes. Now when I see ladies not only are they going to think I bat for both teams, they are going to be pissed I am not white.

Damn you Bibi Jones impersonator, you just made it harder on a brother. LOL

[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2; 1776410]I guess you are correct, some provider / handler is salty at me for calling out this fake ad. They even pulled out pics from that night that I. Well let's not talk about that.

I am flattered that a provider / handler is spending coins on me for a change. But I am offended at the pic they used. I would never be caught in that tacky color. Anyone know the cost of a BP ad, I want to know what I am worth.

atJoan, I am laughing because it's a great play on my handle. I am glad to see that the BP Post ID: 8279452 has a sense of humor. But at least find a picture of a black dude, or at least a guy who manscapes. Now when I see ladies not only are they going to think I bat for both teams, they are going to be pissed I am not white.

Damn you Bibi Jones impersonator, you just made it harder on a brother. LOL[/QUOTE]You should get a boob job. You could double your fee!

Who's going to toftt on that new hot dwarf?

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Here is her ad for those of you who haven't seen it yet!

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;1776791]Who's going to toftt on that new hot dwarf?[/QUOTE]

I bit the bullet on the last shorty that came through, someone else's turn this go around. :at)

I always had a fantasy to be with a midget. Might take this one.

[QUOTE=Jazak;1776833]I bit the bullet on the last shorty that came through, someone else's turn this go around. :at)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1774714]Who the hell is Berlinda SquareDick?

Are you that mixed up? Do you need me to help you out with her ad link? You don't think she would keep the same hair color or style for three years do ya?

I could have given you a pass for that silly statement if you were a newb, but a Senior you can do better than that bud.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-dirty-little-secretthis-bad-latina-do-it-better-25/8363124[/url]

Belinda has one of the best Puerto Rican asses on BP hands down an you have doubts? WOW.

There are five photos I uploaded in that report, the two ass shots from left to right are 100% Belinda! The other three remaining photos are of the black gal in the video with the pink shirt on.

I should know because I personally took them of Belinda with my camera phone during a dream with her in the old red house off Michigan ave the place her and her mom worked when she first came into the hobby.

Any monger that had a dream with Melissa / Belinda in that dream room inside the red house off Michigan ave can easily vouch that that's her an they were taken inside there. It's so damn hard to forget an ass that nice even if you were wasted in the dream.

Obviously you have never dreamed of her if you have the balls to question or disagree that that is in fact her pictures.

Maybe it's time for you to get a new pair of glasses SquareDick or call her up for your first dream date with her Stevie Wonder! I'm sure you'll be a believer then without a doubt LOL.

OP[/QUOTE]I didn't think the girl in the video looked like Melissa, not the one in your beat-off picture. I wouldn't pretend to be an expert at identifying people by their asshole like you guys are. As they say it takes one to know one. I guess the obvious threshold is pretty low around here. And I don't need a pass from you old pumper I'm not one of your syncophants thesthat worship the bed you fuck on. For someone who gets laid as much as you claim to you sure are up tight. Careful you don't blow a seal in your old pump. Do you have the kind that goes inside to make you hard or the kind that goes outside to make you bigger or at least medium sized? As for me I will will return to the purpose of this forum which is to post reviews and stop wasting everyone's time and bandwidth.