Massage Parlor Reports

Had a dream that the Acupuncture in West Hills was open today. Kitty from Peking had beautiful eyes, gorgeous body, We got to the room and her session started as soon as the door closed. She looked at me sideways and big her lip saying hi baby, what do you want today and after a quick chat we felt comfortable with each other and things hot heated. She surprised me with a very focused bbj and bls. We continued to dfk on and off. I had to spend sometime on her social nipples and then I DATY her patched kitty almost to infinity and beyond, tight and naturally wet the whole time. Then she started warming up her body with some oil and had me lay face down. I must say her body felt great sliding on me, her rack is incredible. Flipped over, B2 B and bbj. She knew her craft. Which made me rock hard. She pulled out the cover and we got ready for the next step. I like to start in cg and get their blood pumping a little then I like mish and finally doggy. She did well on all 4 and so did I filling the bucket with a loud scream. We laid there bonding till the clock ran out and I bounced. Good girl.

I wanted to check out a new spot and Lulu sounded like my kind of girl based on reports here and elsewhere. So I took the trip down to Hawthorne to see for myself. Parked out front in the median parking area, but from the in-room video feed there also appears to be parking in back. The entrance is on a busy street if that matters to any of you.

I entered the lobby and, well, nothing happened. Was getting ready to leave when I heard someone say hello. I was greeted by a cute girl who I suspected was, and who turned out to be, the famous Lulu. She took me to a room and then excused herself and said she'd be right back. A few moments later a girl who was not Lulu came in and asked how long I wanted my massage to be. For the record, she looked decent although I suspected she had bolt-ons which is not my preference. I'd guess she was early-mid 30's. And her face wasn't all that attractive, especially after being greeted by the angelic Lulu. I said I had stopped by hoping to see Lulu and she said she'd be ten minutes. I decided to wait.

She left but returned a few moments later and said Lulu would finish but that she'd start a massage. I figured this was heading for a bait-and-switch. But she said it was a free massage so I couldn't figure out how to say no. I rolled with it and it was a decent, relaxing massage. Not therapeutic quality but certainly pleasant, with some teasing which I thought would lead to her trying to convince me to see her instead for the finish. But sure enough, after the massage she wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, but rhen draped me with a towel and said Lulu should be in soon. I actually felt a little bad and tried to offer her a small tip for the massage but she refused.

A few minutes later, Lulu walks in and didn't waste any time. She performed the universal body language motion for fucking. I nodded. Then the universal hand signal for give me a tip. I handed her $. 50 and there was no further discussion.

Lulu is probably mid 20's but looks like early 20's. Cute, slightly rounded facial features and a short, petite body with cute natural I'd say full B cups. She's thin but also a little soft if that makes sense. If she doesn't start hitting the gym she might not age well. But she's super cute at the moment and one of my favorite LA AMP girls so far. She started with a nice dfk then I thought for a second how she had some other guy in her mouth maybe 30 minutes before, so I actually requested a cover for the BJ. She has nice, soft lips and it felt amazing even through the cover. I probably would have lost it early if it weren't for that layer of latex. Moved on cg which was amazing, she knows how to move and is very tight. Finished in mish. She's super responsive and really acts like she's enjoying herself, without overacting. We had some nice small talk after. Her English isn't great but she can communicate well enough.

I think she's quite busy and she said she'll be there another week before heading to the San Francisco. I'd definitely repeat but probably don't have time this week.

[QUOTE=LikeMFlat;7154625]I wanted to check out a new spot and Lulu sounded like my kind of girl based on reports here and elsewhere. So I took the trip down to Hawthorne to see for myself. Parked out front in the median parking area, but from the in-room video feed there also appears to be parking in back. The entrance is on a busy street if that matters to any of you.

I entered the lobby and, well, nothing happened. Was getting ready to leave when I heard someone say hello. I was greeted by a cute girl who I suspected was, and who turned out to be, the famous Lulu. She took me to a room and then excused herself and said she'd be right back. A few moments later a girl who was not Lulu came in and asked how long I wanted my massage to be. For the record, she looked decent although I suspected she had bolt-ons which is not my preference. I'd guess she was early-mid 30's. And her face wasn't all that attractive, especially after being greeted by the angelic Lulu. I said I had stopped by hoping to see Lulu and she said she'd be ten minutes. I decided to wait.

She left but returned a few moments later and said Lulu would finish but that she'd start a massage. I figured this was heading for a bait-and-switch. But she said it was a free massage so I couldn't figure out how to say no. I rolled with it and it was a decent, relaxing massage. Not therapeutic quality but certainly pleasant, with some teasing which I thought would lead to her trying to convince me to see her instead for the finish. But sure enough, after the massage she wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, but rhen draped me with a towel and said Lulu should be in soon. I actually felt a little bad and tried to offer her a small tip for the massage but she refused.

A few minutes later, Lulu walks in and didn't waste any time. She performed the universal body language motion for fucking. I nodded. Then the universal hand signal for give me a tip. I handed her $. 50 and there was no further discussion.

Lulu is probably mid 20's but looks like early 20's. Cute, slightly rounded facial features and a short, petite body with cute natural I'd say full B cups. She's thin but also a little soft if that makes sense. If she doesn't start hitting the gym she might not age well. But she's super cute at the moment and one of my favorite LA AMP girls so far. She started with a nice dfk then I thought for a second how she had some other guy in her mouth maybe 30 minutes before, so I actually requested a cover for the BJ. She has nice, soft lips and it felt amazing even through the cover. I probably would have lost it early if it weren't for that layer of latex. Moved on cg which was amazing, she knows how to move and is very tight. Finished in mish. She's super responsive and really acts like she's enjoying herself, without overacting. We had some nice small talk after. Her English isn't great but she can communicate well enough.

I think she's quite busy and she said she'll be there another week before heading to the San Francisco. I'd definitely repeat but probably don't have time this week.[/QUOTE]Tried to find the location for this place. Found a place on Virgil near Wilshire. Is this the place you're talking about?

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;7156809]Tried to find the location for this place. Found a place on Virgil near Wilshire. Is this the place you're talking about?

Mondo.[/QUOTE]There's a place called Top Acupuncture on Hawthorne south of el segundo in Hawthorne and rubmaps shows a girl named Lulu. I'd take a wild guess and say this place is in Hawthorne.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;7157468]There's a place called Top Acupuncture on Hawthorne south of el segundo in Hawthorne and rubmaps shows a girl named Lulu. I'd take a wild guess and say this place is in Hawthorne.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot, perused thru RM and found it.

I was wishing this place was the one I referred to on Virgil which is a stone throw away from my pad, haha.

Mondo.

On a work trip to LA again, contacted my ATF as I knew she was back in LA after departing from Seattle. Coincidence she happened to be working at this shop that I visited the last time I was here in LA. Asked to set an extended appointment since it's been a few weeks. When I arrived, I was met by a very excited Lulu with a big long hug and kiss. Mina who was also working here back when I visited here in October, recognized me and also greeted me. Talked for a little before I entered the room with Lulu.

Lulu insisted she give me a massage, honestly her massage is fantastic and one of the best I've experienced, she applies very good pressure and the way she moves her hands is wonderful. Afterwards, she got undressed and got on the table to lie with me, kissed for awhile and just let our hands roam, eventually her hand lingered to Jr after some teasing and she smiled and hit me with her siganture "WOW" and we laughed. She kissed and made her way down immediately, her BBBJ is always so sensual and I was so aroused since it has been a few weeks I could barely handle it and she knew it by how I was responding. I Laid her on her back, she was so aroused and wet already, when I entered she immediately reacted with a big smile and was encouraging me to fuck her. Started slow, she was being affectionate and responsive, it was hard to hold back. I sped up, and since I know the pace and the right spots to hit for her, she was loving it. She kept saying telling me to fuck her harder as she would pull me in. She O'd a few times back to back, could see how visibly happy she was. Moved onto DATY, she wrapped her legs around my head, and started pulling my hair and she let out a the big O and was completely exhausted, but I quickly got up and slipped it in again and got her to finish a few more times before I popped in the bag. After we laid together and cuddled, enjoying each others presence. I missed visiting her while she was working in Seattle. She is truly my ATF.

Conclusion: Clearly YMMV. She's the ultimate GND and honeymoon experience. I have visited her many times before and we are very well acquainted. She is a true natural beauty, and incredibly cute and adorable. Treat her well. I plan on visiting her a few more times before I leave town. Nobody else compares to her for me.

Face (5/5) - Beautiful natural face. Pale soft skin.

Body (4/5) - Cute GND, not athletic. Perfect breasts and cute round butt.

Massage (5/5) - Good technique, gentle, but just deep enough.

Service (5/5) -.

- DATY (5/5) - Clean, wet, very sensitive.

- BBBJ (5/5) - DT, Sloppy, wet, good suction, great tongue action.

- CFS (5/5) - Very tight, great kegels.

Met up with Amy, short, slightly thick but toned frame with nice natural Cs with gumdrop nipples. Shaved. Friendly and either enjoys her work or deserves an Oscar. Very good English. Probably about 30. Shop is very quiet, but no shushing. This might change if there is a second provider present.

Face (4/5) - Round natural face, long hair past shoulders.

Body (4/5) - Natual Cs, gumdrop nipples.

Massage (4/5) - Soothing but not CMT.

Service (5/5) - Really exceptional attention and commitment to pleasing.

- DATY (5/5) - Shaved, slight stubble. Labia protrude a bit over 1/2" Accessible clit. Super clean and sensitive and responsive to gentle tongue action.

- BBBJ (5/5) - Enthusiastic and wet bare action. Doesn't' short on time. Focused on getting the protein.

- CFS (5/5) - Just the right amount of tightness on my vienna sausage. Encouraging sounds, but not over the top vocal performance.

Bottom line: ATF potential here.

Oh, and big open parking in rear. Door in rear so you don't have to be exposed to Sepulveda traffic.

[QUOTE=Willie23;7159323]Met up with Amy, short, slightly thick but toned frame with nice natural Cs with gumdrop nipples. Shaved. Friendly and either enjoys her work or deserves an Oscar. Very good English. Probably about 30. Shop is very quiet, but no shushing. This might change if there is a second provider present.

Face (4/5) - Round natural face, long hair past shoulders.

Body (4/5) - Natual Cs, gumdrop nipples.

Massage (4/5) - Soothing but not CMT.

Service (5/5) - Really exceptional attention and commitment to pleasing.

- DATY (5/5) - Shaved, slight stubble. Labia protrude a bit over 1/2" Accessible clit. Super clean and sensitive and responsive to gentle tongue action.

- BBBJ (5/5) - Enthusiastic and wet bare action. Doesn't' short on time. Focused on getting the protein.

- CFS (5/5) - Just the right amount of tightness on my vienna sausage. Encouraging sounds, but not over the top vocal performance.

Bottom line: ATF potential here.

Oh, and big open parking in rear. Door in rear so you don't have to be exposed to Sepulveda traffic.[/QUOTE]Sounds great. Appreciate the great and vivid physical details, not just "nice" "perfect" etc, but actual descriptions. The Vienna sausage doesn't do you justice however.

So after watching 24 hours straight of some of my best customers houses going up in smoke with my fish in their freezer, I decided I needed a relaxing session of collaborational asian masturbation.

I really did not want to go to red Lantern because the roll call was as impressive as a fire hydrant in Pacific Palisades.

I figured I would make the return to Wharf massage and take what was offered.

I get in and yoyo is running the show with Kiki or whatever the funk her name is that old wisened bag playing wing.

I figure I would do an hour with yo-yo as she has hands that are as smooth as the fish cutting counter at the reel inn (RIP).

I gave her the 60 bucks and then put in the first room past the foyer. Yo-yo is wearing some ridiculous grandma pants and a top with a medical mask about four or five times the size of her face I think this was the Oprah Winfrey model.

Yo-yo knows my inclinations and does a soft tickle massage all over and after about 14 seconds has her thumb inspecting my anus for blackheads and steatos.

She is doing that for a while and does some rather impressive ball stretching in front and side wise penor grabbing and then gets behind me on the table for a real ass inspection.

I am faced down she then starts to chart the contours of my ass with her fingers like she is crocheting a ski beanie for a hummingbird.

She is all over the brown cavity and I am delighted by the fact that she is not putting her entire fist in.

All of a sudden I sensed a disturbance in the force. I felt a buzzing and I immediately panic and think that maybe wharf has gone AI mode and will replace the Asian fingers with a maid in Hong Kong dildonic.

But, no, this was her personal cell phone. She answers starts asking for frank frank frank, who does not answer so she hangs up and with one finger in my tushness she calls back frank, who does not answer.

I'm thinking maybe this was her English as a fourth language instructor setting up a meeting in Monterey Park.

Well frank calls back immediately and it turns out that frank is king of the fuckos. Frank is calling her because yoyo is back in town from a vacation in Hong Kong and Japan.

Now yoyo's English is somewhere in between the language skills of a deaf mute and a four year old on too much Ritalin.

Frank has the conversational skills of the Los Angeles Fire Chief being asked if it was a good idea to have empty reservoirs during fire season.

Yo-yo tells him that the vacation was rather boring because she had to walk around a lot. I'm guessing that's a change from having to jerk guys off a lot at her regular job.

Frank who is trying to butter her up like she is a Kaiser roll at phillipe the original says, and I shit you not here, well "did you regret going on the trip. ".

Now do you think yo-yo understood what this neandertal fucko meant. She said what do you mean regret and I do not understand.

He said meaning did you not want, um did you wish you hadn't gone. I could tell this guy had a back order like the building materials aisle at the palisades home depot.

She said, ohh I had a good time.

At which point frank realized that this wasn't going to be the World Series of romantic platitudes and asked where she was.

She says Wilshire which means the Wharf. He says oh is it bad out there I hear people can't breathe while climaxing. Like we're supposed to feel sorry for this mother focker who interrupts my finger in the ass sesh to sched with yo-yo and whine about how he might not be able to breathe if he has to go to the Wharf.

She says no it's not that bad. He says well can we meet in Westwood. This is the season massage next to the smoke shop on the 2200 block of Westwood Blvd. Because it's more convenient for him as he has to run errands I am assuming for his desk hen wife.

She says OK I'll call you in about an hour, I'll be there in an hour. I guess there's some Uber handjob express that transports the staff from the Wilshire location to the Westwood location.

Anyhow after fingering me proper, yo-yo had me turn over and did her standard clinically acceptable job of genital milking. It was not made much better by her having a yelling match with I believe Kiki regarding scheduling and the likelihood of the Lakers trading Austin Reeves for five guys from the YMCA. I nutted a rather pathetic load and gave her 100 bucks.

Then, when leaving, I remembered I needed hot dog buns and who the fuck do I see at smart and final down the block on Santa Monica but Kiki the resources manager buying all those big quantities of waters waters that nobody should ever drink.

Anyways if you are frank and you are reading this I hope you grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your ass in the air.

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

[QUOTE=XCasper0074;7160226]I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?[/QUOTE]There are plenty, how far are you willing to travel? Ubering 15-20 minutes out greatly increases your options.

If you want to stay right next to LAX, going to be honest I'm not too familiar with the options, but there are plenty. Think the Lennox area would be your best bet, think there are some Latina spas in that area if that's your thing.

[QUOTE=XCasper0074;7160226]I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?[/QUOTE]The one AMP nearby, and meaning you can fucken walk to it from the tarmac, is super spa on Sepulveda. It is an off leash dog park.

If you have an uber, try red lantern or any of the other FS places in culver city.

But getting in and out of lax is about as easy as fighting a fire without water. Traffic near lax can be as vicious as a ravens locker-room.

[QUOTE=XCasper0074;7160226]I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?[/QUOTE]How far are you willing to travel? If you are trying to stay right next to LAX then your options are a bit limited, but if you are willing to drive 20 minutes or so then your options greatly increase. It's LA, you got to drive. If you want to stay right next to LAX then Lenox is probably the area you are going to have the best luck, there are some solid Latina parlors in that area if that is your flavor. If you are willing to travel your options open up greatly.

[QUOTE=Jimmy818;7127295]Usually 2 Latinas at Moon. Current ones are bigger then the 1st few but def better service then 8155. I spent all of November here. Through the line up multiple times. I usually get away with $.2 at the usual spots but here I give them $.6 to $$. Worth it. Baileys great, Mia too. Treat them well![/QUOTE]Do any of the Latinas do BBFS?

Check you in box.

[QUOTE=Miscreant;7144548]I'm talking about the one on Robertson.

PM me if you guys have any intel about anything. Happy to trade.

Don't really feel like visiting multiple times to find a provider I like. But If I do I will report.

There isn't much info out there but it seems like it has potential for a younger hotter provider.[/QUOTE]