Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigTitsMcGee;5685833]Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys![/QUOTE]How do we find this petite treat? Any contact info?

[QUOTE=cheapguy;5688184]I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.[/QUOTE]A Cheapguy. Glad you enjoyed your time and I enjoyed reading your post.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5687826]How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]$50 to $100.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5689128]$50 to $100.[/QUOTE]Geez Slammer, that's going to cost you $10,000. I typically give red envelopes and moon pies for various holidays. If you do Chinese New Year that'll get you in the plus column even after missing Christmas. Every store in Westminster sells the moon cake and envelopes.

Has anyone seen Krystal since her price increase? Same (limited) menu? Feels like an awful lot for what she offers.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5689356]Geez Slammer, that's going to cost you $10,000. I typically give red envelopes and moon pies for various holidays. If you do Chinese New Year that'll get you in the plus column even after missing Christmas. Every store in Westminster sells the moon cake and envelopes.[/QUOTE]$1500 haha. Speaking of money went to Happy massage in Santa Ana. Lulu past the first week of how to please your man. Reached under the table for the two sided tape pulled up my $100 that said Merry Christmas from Slammer. I can't believe no body checked. My hint last week was it was under the table.

[QUOTE=Sbtzzx;5689709]Has anyone seen Krystal since her price increase? Same (limited) menu? Feels like an awful lot for what she offers.[/QUOTE]Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.

[QUOTE=Dohma22;5688493]Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.[/QUOTE]Bring some ear plugs. Greater for your ears if she's a screamer, and great for your Nose if she's a stinker!

[QUOTE=StubbornMule;5690150]Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.[/QUOTE]Golden Hand Syndrome, I'm telling you it could be contagious.

265 isn't that like 3 trips to Bamboo, or two Nuru sessions anywhere else?

[QUOTE=RedRoddddd;5690177]Bring some ear plugs. Greater for your ears if she's a screamer, and great for your Nose if she's a stinker![/QUOTE]Check bedpage for OC, bodyrubs. Shows names on fake pics. Looks like Mekiala, name on pic, is in GG Moon spa today. B00 ty gurl?

[QUOTE=Dohma22;5688493]Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.[/QUOTE]Oh man, have I been in those shoes a few times, sometimes it's bad enough to make the gag reflex kick in. Nothing worse than a smelly pussy, spinner or no spinner, a 100 percent boner buster. You'd think these girls would do everything possible to keep the vag clean. Wouldn't catch a mechanic leaving his tools out in the rain.

[QUOTE=GoKipper;5688600]How do we find this petite treat? Any contact info?[/QUOTE]You really are a newbie. Post number 1 should be a tell, not an ask. Pay some dues, Kipper, then we'll gladly and enthusiastically help you out.

[QUOTE=StubbornMule;5690150]Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.[/QUOTE]I almost spit up my coffee when she told me her new prices. Her massages are unrivaled but there's no chance I'm paying those kind of prices for just a HJ. I was a regular with her and was able to get some serious FIV but that's really it. Never tried to push for FS or BJ.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5689774]$1500 haha. Speaking of money went to Happy massage in Santa Ana. Lulu past the first week of how to please your man. Reached under the table for the two sided tape pulled up my $100 that said Merry Christmas from Slammer. I can't believe no body checked. My hint last week was it was under the table.[/QUOTE]OK I just ordered a container of moon pies and I didn't know They were popular in China I used to eat those as a kid. Marshmallow in the middle and chocolate on top.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5690601]OK I just ordered a container of moon pies and I didn't know They were popular in China I used to eat those as a kid. Marshmallow in the middle and chocolate on top.[/QUOTE]Dude it's Moon Cakes not Moon Pies LOL.

[QUOTE=MongerMan37;5687519]I second this. Could you please let us know how to get in contact with Melanie or Kat as you mentioned she goes by now? You mentioned an Instagram. Can you share the Instagram or if she has a posting on PD or Rubratings, please share. The only Kat I know of is Latina.[/QUOTE]I third this LOL. Last time I saw her was at palms spa in April. Noticed she disappeared in September and regret not seeing her a second time. Been looking on PD but the only Kat I know of is the latina who used to work at Pearl Spa in Orange. I really need to see melody / melanie again. Also texted havana about her and they keep saying she's on vacation and don't know when she'll be back.

[QUOTE=Dopema;5691068]Dude it's Moon Cakes not Moon Pies LOL.[/QUOTE]I have 30,000 moon pies. Boxes. I'm selling for a dollar a box come on they're going to make great stocking stuffers. LOL Slammers moon pies!! I'll autograph each box and deliver. LOL Headortails you need to buy 3000 boxes.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5691169]I have 30,000 moon pies. Boxes. I'm selling for a dollar a box come on they're going to make great stocking stuffers. LOL Slammers moon pies!! I'll autograph each box and deliver. LOL Headortails you need to buy 3000 boxes.[/QUOTE]Sorry slammer. Didn't mean to moon you. It's moon cakes not pies. But yeah, I remember moon pies too.

Ah yet another newbie bamboo post to share.

Dreamt of going in for a lady named Linda. Walked in didn't request anyone (Toto / Annie seem like the favorites).

Boy oh boy, never have I experienced anything like this. Really blows SGV out of the water in terms of HE only.

Pleasurable massage, no teasing, brushed away hands on the side.

The dream really started once the oil came out, and eventually working its way up the legs.

She teased the balls laying down. Focused on the gluteus Maximus. Played around the brown starfish with fingers. Then she got more oil and in it went.

I never had this done before I was in shock. It was oddly arousing but I eventually.

Opped it after a few minutes it was too intense.

She very sweetly continued the massage and on the flip she had excellent techniques with hands. I gently dreamed of asking to touch and she guided it under.

She has some really nice firm tits. Girls in their 20's would die for these tits.

No they aren't massive DDD or anything. But they are such full, firm and healthy C or Ds with the most smooth skin I've felt in a long time.

I would repeat with Linda even though I've heard great praise of others.

She did everything on her own and didn't discuss or complain of my dreamt. 4 tip.

I'm really trying to figure out where FC Lucy is as I'm being a smooth brain and literally cannot figure it out. I need some MASSIVE Asian melons soon.

Stopped by this place for the first time. No appointment and got Cici. Her mask never came off during the session. Thin, good personality. I would say late 40's or early 50's. She said she does nails there and massage also. HR massage plus. 80 tip. DATY and HJ. She gave me her number. Pretty standard place.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5691238]Sorry slammer. Didn't mean to moon you. It's moon cakes not pies. But yeah, I remember moon pies too.[/QUOTE]Yeah I knew you meant moon cakes!! Just seeing who was going to respond first!128513; unfortunately I'll have to get my honeys their money Chinese New Year. I have 14 hr days at work til Jan 3rd. 🤣.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5691398]Yeah I knew you meant moon cakes!! Just seeing who was going to respond first!128513; unfortunately I'll have to get my honeys their money Chinese New Year. I have 14 hr days at work til Jan 3rd. 🤣.[/QUOTE]I still have 3 more hrs at work right now!!

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5691402]I still have 3 more hrs at work right now!![/QUOTE]I might have to try some of that spots in orange. That EJ massage sounds promising! Does anybody have any updated Intel on that place.

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[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5691405]I might have to try some of that spots in orange. That EJ massage sounds promising! Does anybody have any updated Intel on that place.[/QUOTE]Not much action in Orange. A number of places on Tustin Ave, but mostly just rub & tug.

Anyone that has good FS experience, please if your experiences are different, correct me.

Any one try already sandalwood use to be bbf on central and what happen to the one on fountain valley Broachurst dejavu.

[QUOTE=Chuponaso;5692450]Any one try already sandalwood use to be bbf on central and what happen to the one on fountain valley Broachurst dejavu.[/QUOTE]Give me a few minutes I'll get back to you with all the information. 🤣.

Went to Bamboo Tuesday. Another gal filling in for Mindy. Pretty cute. Wished she was providing. Saw Andy again. My regular. Followed the script enjoyed it all. Tipped the usual 40 for the usual script.

[QUOTE=Bronco;5692767]Went to Bamboo Tuesday. Another gal filling in for Mindy. Pretty cute. Wished she was providing. Saw Andy again. My regular. Followed the script enjoyed it all. Tipped the usual 40 for the usual script.[/QUOTE]The girl at the front desk was likely Alice. She said she was Mindy's sister when I first met her, but they don't look much alike. If a man is at the front desk it's likely John, Mindy's husband.

[QUOTE=SexySpam;5690239]I almost spit up my coffee when she told me her new prices. Her massages are unrivaled but there's no chance I'm paying those kind of prices for just a HJ. I was a regular with her and was able to get some serious FIV but that's really it. Never tried to push for FS or BJ.[/QUOTE]Krystal was my ATF a while back ago but the prices became too high for my liking and she wouldn't always do the entire hour. I'm guessing Krystal didn't need the money. She was going to open her own place but I haven't seen that happen yet. Anybody know if she did actually open her own place (pre-covid). Too bad. Krystal was kind of special.

I've poked at this a bit with some of the MTs but I'm not convinced I've gotten a good answer. I assume that the shop, FS or HJ, keeps the entire fee for the time. The question is do the girls have to share a fixed amount from their tips with the shop? A percentage wouldn't work as tips vary. And does it differ between FS and HJ shops? Just curious if anyone on the board has insight.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5687826]How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Remember when China hosted the Olympics on 08/08/2008? No coincidence, China and many other Asian countries consider 8 to be a lucky number. That said if you would like to impress your favorite AMP provider with a little Christmas gift, in a red envelope tip $88, $108, $180, $888 any amount with an 8, but multiple 8's is perceived as more lucky.

For $8888 me very lucky and I love you long time.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5693128]I've poked at this a bit with some of the MTs but I'm not convinced I've gotten a good answer. I assume that the shop, FS or HJ, keeps the entire fee for the time. The question is do the girls have to share a fixed amount from their tips with the shop? A percentage wouldn't work as tips vary. And does it differ between FS and HJ shops? Just curious if anyone on the board has insight.[/QUOTE]In general HJ spots share a percentage of the house with the therapist, but that percentage varies depending on the spa. With most FS spas the "therapist" works for tips only and the spa owner keeps all of the house fee.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5692882]The girl at the front desk was likely Alice. She said she was Mindy's sister when I first met her, but they don't look much alike. If a man is at the front desk it's likely John, Mindy's husband.[/QUOTE]Alice could be Mindy's sister. But then again, she might not. Chinese women will call their very close friends, "my sister".

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5693128]I've poked at this a bit with some of the MTs but I'm not convinced I've gotten a good answer. I assume that the shop, FS or HJ, keeps the entire fee for the time. The question is do the girls have to share a fixed amount from their tips with the shop? A percentage wouldn't work as tips vary. And does it differ between FS and HJ shops? Just curious if anyone on the board has insight.[/QUOTE]I was told at a couple Latina shops that the house takes the full door fee, and the girls said they had to give $10 of their tip to the shop.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5693128]I've poked at this a bit with some of the MTs but I'm not convinced I've gotten a good answer. I assume that the shop, FS or HJ, keeps the entire fee for the time. The question is do the girls have to share a fixed amount from their tips with the shop? A percentage wouldn't work as tips vary. And does it differ between FS and HJ shops? Just curious if anyone on the board has insight.[/QUOTE]Actually I think it's typically the opposite. Most girls get a percentage. I was told by a provider she gets 20 out of the $40 fee at a foot place on Beach. That's an unusual percentage but $20 out of the $60 fees s little more common. I've heard zero at the six stars. And I don't think anyone shares tip. Some get charged a $300 rent fee at the owners place. Bamboo has a number of girls Mindy provides transportation and housing to. Lily across the street at Lucky same thing whether they live there or not. I heard that some charge a fee for oil. Tough biz.

[QUOTE=Ryan1979;5693158]Remember when China hosted the Olympics on 08/08/2008? No coincidence, China and many other Asian countries consider 8 to be a lucky number. That said if you would like to impress your favorite AMP provider with a little Christmas gift, in a red envelope tip $88, $108, $180, $888 any amount with an 8, but multiple 8's is perceived as more lucky.

For $8888 me very lucky and I love you long time.[/QUOTE]LOL.

I would love you long time too if you tip me $8,888 and consider it lucky.

[QUOTE=Caribe;5693184]Alice could be Mindy's sister. But then again, she might not. Chinese women will call their very close friends, "my sister".[/QUOTE]Thank you my brother.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5693128]The question is do the girls have to share a fixed amount from their tips with the shop? And does it differ between FS and HJ shops?[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the replies. Interesting.

[QUOTE=StubbornMule;5690150]Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.[/QUOTE]That's unfortunate. Was able to see her when she was at $165. I was a noob then (still am now tbh) but her massage really blew my mind and her flip was amazing and wasn't just jackhammer. I already though it was expensive then but the massage made it worth it. Her body is my type too, athletic and petite. Too bad I never went back before the price hike. Wanted to try her friend Trish but never got around to it as I started to go the economy route.