Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2842032]I met Crystal, this super hot blonde girl in the Lealman Lizard Zone during the week but she was too busy to see me. She puts the other lizards to shame. She had a blonde ponytail, stood around 5 ft 5 with a tattoo on her chest. In a word she was beautiful. She has the body of a Russian gymnast. She loves candy but she didn't look strung out. I'm guessing she's not too much of a walker because I haven't seen her before or since. Looked to be in her mid to l ate 20's but could be older. Any info on this girl will be greatly appreciated.

MFP.[/QUOTE]Because I'd love to take her home, but her heart is made of stone. This mystery lynx sounds like a certain 27 yo named Krystal who sometimes stays west of 34th Street with her grandma?? Years ago she was a frequent lurker who'd walk from grandma's place just before midnight, but the Snotdrizzle Academy has had a profound affect on her working habits lately?

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUH2JbwSlgw[/URL]

Anybody know what happened to Amanda G?

[QUOTE=CaptYumYum;2842303]Anybody know what happened to Amanda G?[/QUOTE]Raider of the mamba milkshake is around, but was using BP and her phone to lure her generous gents. If you're able to power wash her tonsils please share your experience with us here in a blow by blow account.

[QUOTE=CaptYumYum;2842303]Anybody know what happened to Amanda G?[/QUOTE]From my understanding, she has found a Capt'and that is keeping her all to himself.

Not the greatest news once again to us mongers that oh so enjoy time with Amanda G.

Many of my fellow hobbyists call her a leGend and one of the best there is, but I beg to differ. I always thought Bianca, Bee and Nicole have better overall skill sets and at times better attitudes.

But I will say this, there is something about G that made her special. Maybe it was the fact she keeps herself UTR from time to time and gets our pythons CRAVINGS up.

Anyone know how to get a hold of her? I see she was just released. She's one of my atf.

[QUOTE=HawaiianD;2842879]From my understanding, she has found a Capt'and that is keeping her all to himself.

Not the greatest news once again to us mongers that oh so enjoy time with Amanda G.

Many of my fellow hobbyists call her a leGend and one of the best there is, but I beg to differ. I always thought Bianca, Bee and Nicole have better overall skill sets and at times better attitudes.

But I will say this, there is something about G that made her special. Maybe it was the fact she keeps herself UTR from time to time and gets our pythons CRAVINGS up.[/QUOTE]Are few and far between, but captains seem ever eager to try their luck on these perilous voyages. I've had my share of Nantucket sleighrides, but now avoid entangling alliances with empty headed harlots!! Lady G is just one more in a long line of Sirens insuring hapless captains they'll wreck on the reef??

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjTuAV036yY[/URL]

[QUOTE=HawaiianD;2842879]From my understanding, she has found a Capt'and that is keeping her all to himself.

Not the greatest news once again to us mongers that oh so enjoy time with Amanda G.

Many of my fellow hobbyists call her a leGend and one of the best there is, but I beg to differ. I always thought Bianca, Bee and Nicole have better overall skill sets and at times better attitudes.

But I will say this, there is something about G that made her special. Maybe it was the fact she keeps herself UTR from time to time and gets our pythons CRAVINGS up.[/QUOTE]If that's true we all know how that's going to end. I've seen her go through several want to be captains. She'll milk their mombas and assets in no time then she will be back out. The sooner the better for the rest of us. I agree there are other top performers out there along with Amanda. It's a lot about timing with these "strumpets" as we know.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2843461]Are few and far between, but captains seem ever eager to try their luck on these perilous voyages. I've had my share of Nantucket sleighrides, but now avoid entangling alliances with empty headed harlots!! Lady G is just one more in a long line of Sirens insuring hapless captains they'll wreck on the reef??

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjTuAV036yY[/URL][/QUOTE]Well said Mr Rammer.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2843461]Are few and far between, but captains seem ever eager to try their luck on these perilous voyages. I've had my share of Nantucket sleighrides, but now avoid entangling alliances with empty headed harlots!! Lady G is just one more in a long line of Sirens insuring hapless captains they'll wreck on the reef??

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjTuAV036yY[/URL][/QUOTE]It is never like Julia Roberts and Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. More like Nightmare on Ulmerton Road! You wake up in the dream to find you're broke, still not getting all that pussy you thought you would have, and the biatch is shacked up with some DB / BF / Dude gettin' high and livin' off your generosity. LOL.

The ole hess road delivered me what happened to be a plumper then I remember Valerie. She and her other friend were walking the main road how ever she caught on and discreetly made the scoop easy. Once hoping in she had that early morning sniffles that worked in my favor after five or so minutes of two handed ball deep bobbing she let me do the two handed take over and dive the tonsils full release with spit. Last wen I also happened upon and older blond I'd say 5'6" mid 30's very skinny around midnight working the pepins area of 4th. Service was alright and she did have a stand over man in tow.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2843842]It is never like Julia Roberts and Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. More like Nightmare on Ulmerton Road! You wake up in the dream to find you're broke, still not getting all that pussy you thought you would have, and the biatch is shacked up with some DB / BF / Dude gettin' high and livin' off your generosity. LOL.[/QUOTE]Run you, she'll have you on the rocks in no time! In my perfect parallel universe I've got a Big Mack attack and I'm steering them strumpets straight:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl4P4wIYvm4[/URL]

Early Monday morning in pretty much the same area. I paid pretty much the same due to her quality and what I consider to be the first time premium price. FYI, the reason for her upsell is her douche bag bf whose habit she also supports.

Anyways, as she promised her BBBJ was to die for and it felt awesome looking down at those light green eyes as she looked up at me. She's had three kids, but you wouldn't be able to tell from her stomach and at least one of them was cut out which explains why she was so tight. The only thing that saved my blushes when I nutted so fast is the fact that she assured me I'd gtten her off almost immediately which her moans and wetness confirmed. Xtina definitely belongs in the upper echelon of street siren, but she is elusive and doesn't have a phone. This was easily one of my positive experiences of 2016 so far and even though I paid a little more for her services than I usually do I would have to say 23 YO Christina was worth every penny and I will repeat if I am lucky enough to spot her again.

MFP.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;2841881]Picked up a cute little WSW spinner tonight who called herself Christina. Early 20's I think. She wasn't more than five feet tall and had a great little body, kind of a round face (not fat, just round), and light brown hair.

She seemed just a tad ghetto, but not to the point of being a problem. Actually, she was really friendly (as she was trying to get too much $ out of me for the deed). I offered $40, she countered at $60, I countered at $40 plus tip. Gave her a 10 spot after the deed for good service. She did not ask for payment up front, which is usually a great sign of a provider who intends to hold up her end of the bargain.

She had very good oral skills and a tight little kitty.

Anyone else have the pleasure of this little cutie? I hope to find her again. She had a typical story. Lost her cell phone so no digits.

Exact scoop location was on 58th Street just west of Star Trailer Park. I first spotted her much closer to 34th St but I am too cautious to scoop on 58th, so by the time I circled and got her attention from a side street, she had walked a couple of blocks.[/QUOTE]

Seems like the sweet, innocent girl next door who makes you feel like you could take home to meet your mother. She even claims she's walking to feed her kids which seems believable at first, but she knows too many other Lealman Lizards to not be hiding some sort of candy habit. This early 30 something 5 ft red headed strumpet is a street walking cum guzzler who offers plenty of southern cumfort and doesn't cumplain no matter how long you pound away.

I've seen her twice and found her to be pleasant and accumadating. My only cumplaint is that she's a little quieter than I like. She's kind of like an older version of Kasey Cockhard- not quite one of the best, but she's worth you while if there are no other options available. Melissa tends to lurk close to the Harley Zone.

MFP.

At this point is Samantha, her ex-roommate. I've been dealing with her for a few months now and I'd have to say for a girl who's so quick to drop to her knees or bend over and take it from the back, Samantha is a stand-up gal. Samantha is 32 YO, with dirty blonde, shoulder length hair. If you like the athletic body type then Samantha's your girl. In terms of performance, she has consistently delivered outstanding service at great price with absolutely no upsell. Also, she's the polar opposite of Ashley when it comes to sanity- like I said, she's a stand-up girl.

She has her needs and does her job. And for all of you wannabe Ashley Captains, Samantha can fill you in on why that is pretty much mission impossible. I've pretty much kept this one to myself for a while, but as I am prone to do, I've found other interests to keep me occupied so I can't give Samantha the time and funds I used to, so I'm sharing the fun with any interested seniors.

MFP.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2845760]At this point is Samantha, her ex-roommate. I've been dealing with her for a few months now and I'd have to say for a girl who's so quick to drop to her knees or bend over and take it from the back, Samantha is a stand-up gal. Samantha is 32 YO, with dirty blonde, shoulder length hair. If you like the athletic body type then Samantha's your girl. In terms of performance, she has consistently delivered outstanding service at great price with absolutely no upsell. Also, she's the polar opposite of Ashley when it comes to sanity- like I said, she's a stand-up girl.

She has her needs and does her job. And for all of you wannabe Ashley Captains, Samantha can fill you in on why that is pretty much mission impossible. I've pretty much kept this one to myself for a while, but as I am prone to do, I've found other interests to keep me occupied so I can't give Samantha the time and funds I used to, so I'm sharing the fun with any interested seniors.

MFP.[/QUOTE]I have also been insufficient with pics but like anything taste is subjective. It might sound good but I'd have to see to know. I do appreciate and agree with all of your reports. Just some of the girls are not my type even if they are good service snd have good reviews. On that note, do you have any pictures to sort out the Samantha, Melissa, and Ash for us who are not on top of it? I'd like to see this athletic body. Thanks mfp.

#ss.