Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NathanCross;5680444]Cindy. Not a looker but definitely better than those grannies over at F and C. She's overweight with saggy tits but not a fatty either. . 3 for h, $. 2 CFS. DS with her felt really good tbh. Curtains off rooms, bring your own hat.[/QUOTE]I agree with your assessment on Cindy. Worth a visit. After posting on her a while back I had a few mongers give me grief, saying she's a great granny in her 60's, one said 70. Perhaps I need my eyesight checked, but I'd have bet she's in her 50's. Maybe one tell is that she just has this weary look on her face, but I figured that was due to a career of servicing horny mongers. I do like F and C Lucy though. Oldie but goodie.

[QUOTE=July1714;5678975]I had an injury at work so now I'm in need of a massage LOL tried 5 star, 6, bamboo, vt, detox other 5 * , swan, harbor spa, not down for f&c. Any recommendations on a new place? Just went to amazing studio in Westminster but I don't recommend papasan walked around the session. LOL for a second I thought I was with his wife LOL.

I'm open to trying places you have never been To.[/QUOTE]As Grimmy said, the AMPs on this site won't fix your aching back. For my money, when I'm hurting I go straight to a Thai massage place. Most of them trained in Thailand and know the body well. No extras, just a solid deep tissue massage with lots of stretching. Hot tip, no bean burritos for lunch before the massage, as when she puts your legs up behind your head you'll be farting in her face. No bueno.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5681009]Anyone been to is this one? What kind of services and how are the girls? Thanks![/QUOTE]Chubby Chinese. Try Oasis by Cali Tacos on Chapman, very clean, shower and a few lookers too.

[QUOTE=PharmHobby;5680940]Pretty standard service by Lou. She's one of the better looking ones but zero roaming. Really works hard at the massage. The hand shake was of course quite good but I've had better at Bamboo. It was quicker (less edging) than my previous visits. She finished our time with a good foot massage which was really nice.[/QUOTE]Her name is Lou? I love this place but never heard of a Lou, is she new?

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5681054]PH, make an appointment with Toto next time. She also gives a great massage and is much more open on extras. I have not had Linda but many seem to imply that extra extras are there.[/QUOTE]Nice guy, who would say are the better looking ones here. I've been with few but mainly Anna and Andie, because no other girls come close to their looks. A friendly massage and HJ is all I need, not much more so menu isn't that important.

[QUOTE=NathanCross;5680444]Cindy. Not a looker but definitely better than those grannies over at F and C. She's overweight with saggy tits but not a fatty either. . 3 for h, $. 2 CFS. DS with her felt really good tbh. Curtains off rooms, bring your own hat.[/QUOTE]I had Cindy few weeks ago. Very nice lady and ok looking, but old enough to be my mother. Anyone here that's better looking than Cindy? I love Bamboo for their $35 fee, here it's $30, yowza it would be my new favorite place if there's a decent looking provider.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5681009]Anyone been to this one? What kind of services and how are the girls? Thanks![/QUOTE]AFAIK it's a nuru shop, might be sister shop of one of the Lake forest ones, so same types of services and girls.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5652140]Have you tried Cici at 5 star on Westminster? That should make up for it.[/QUOTE]Tried Cici at 5-Star per Slammer's recommendation. Very nice session, caveat though it's pricey for the mileage. But to no fail, Slammer came through.

5 Star is a run down place that has a clean interior in a large strip mall area with a ton of parking and very little shade cover. Felt like one of the older strip malls in Vegas. Cici is busy so you may have to wait if you go in without an appt.

Cici, 28 to 25 yo Chinese.

L face 7. 5 not unattractive, but you might consider her plain to pretty. Body is 7, not model slim with curves in the right places, but in no way chubby. Kind of just regular with nice titties. Not athletic.

A 7 friendly but could be a little business.

S 7. 5 talked her into BBBJ but it didn't last long. Wish it did, because she was offering a pretty good BBBJ. Easy bare camel slide, but when it was time to enter, she bolted out the room for a cover. Perhaps some dedication and return would convince her otherwise, but apparently not the first time.

E 45 hr (this part is foggy, I don't remember the entry) but the tip was pretty expensive! Asked for 160, offered 120, settled at 140 for BBBJ (2 minutes worth) and cfs.

Are It's a little expensive for what was got. Recommend for the first time. Would repeat only if all else fails.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5681876]Tried Cici at 5-Star per Slammer's recommendation. Very nice session, caveat though it's pricey for the mileage. But to no fail, Slammer came through.

5 Star is a run down place that has a clean interior in a large strip mall area with a ton of parking and very little shade cover. Felt like one of the older strip malls in Vegas. Cici is busy so you may have to wait if you go in without an appt.

Cici, 28 to 25 yo Chinese.

L face 7. 5 not unattractive, but you might consider her plain to pretty. Body is 7, not model slim with curves in the right places, but in no way chubby. Kind of just regular with nice titties. Not athletic.

A 7 friendly but could be a little business.

S 7. 5 talked her into BBBJ but it didn't last long. Wish it did, because she was offering a pretty good BBBJ. Easy bare camel slide, but when it was time to enter, she bolted out the room for a cover. Perhaps some dedication and return would convince her otherwise, but apparently not the first time.

E 45 hr (this part is foggy, I don't remember the entry) but the tip was pretty expensive! Asked for 160, offered 120, settled at 140 for BBBJ (2 minutes worth) and cfs.

Are It's a little expensive for what was got. Recommend for the first time. Would repeat only if all else fails.[/QUOTE]When I first introduced Slammer to Cici she was a hidden gem. Under the radar with a few special friends. I met her years ago when she was working at the "foot massage" shop next door. She had a crazy boyfriend that scared away customers. She's over 40 and has a kid old enough to vote. And she has a preschooler at home. She was so hot five or 6 years ago. Incredible GFE experience. She decided to go mainstream when that other hottie was doing FS all the time. Help me out with a name here slammer. She was a keeper as well. If she's comfortable with you the skies the limit. Yes she's tired. Like Lily Von Schtupe in Blazing Saddles but definitely a pleasure. In my all time top 3.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5681710]Her name is Lou? I love this place but never heard of a Lou, is she new?[/QUOTE]No idea if Lou is new or not because I'm from out of town. Went back to Bamboo today and got Andi. She's well reviewed on here. The best part about her is the tease before the flip.

One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet! Still I will repeat just will be more careful about my socks. LOL.

I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=PharmHobby;5682511]No idea if Lou is new or not because I'm from out of town. Went back to Bamboo today and got Andi. She's well reviewed on here. The best part about her is the tease before the flip.

One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet! Still I will repeat just will be more careful about my socks. LOL.[/QUOTE]If you let the sock dry, You can make a cast out of it.

[QUOTE=PharmHobby;5682511]One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet![/QUOTE]As a Bamboo regular, I can explain that one for you. They use unscented lotions and oils along with warm / hot water, often in a small bucket. They also do a lot of washing and cleanup with warm wet towels. I don't think the wetness is generated by clients. It's water.

That said, I concur about not walking round with socks on your feet. Our technique is that she helps me get dressed (I like that) wipes off my feet with a towel then the socks and shoes go on before my feet hit the floor.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5682248]When I first introduced Slammer to Cici she was a hidden gem. Under the radar with a few special friends. I met her years ago when she was working at the "foot massage" shop next door. She had a crazy boyfriend that scared away customers. She's over 40 and has a kid old enough to vote. And she has a preschooler at home. She was so hot five or 6 years ago. Incredible GFE experience. She decided to go mainstream when that other hottie was doing FS all the time. Help me out with a name here slammer. She was a keeper as well. If she's comfortable with you the skies the limit. Yes she's tired. Like Lily Von Schtupe in Blazing Saddles but definitely a pleasure. In my all time top 3.[/QUOTE]The lovely Wendy ooooooo ya.

[QUOTE=Sticker;5664784]Typically 40 HF /100 tip for nude DATY with HE. Most will leave one leg in the yoga pants (at the ankle).[/QUOTE]Did half hr with Cindy today, same rate. Tip was 100 but I only had 50 and 3 x20, I asked for 10 change back, but she said next time. I'm pretty sure you can daty, but for safety reason, I didn't. Body 8,face 7, massage 3, tease 3, finish was 9. FIV, but she was super dry.

[QUOTE=Yamii8;5682546]I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I did a bit of reconnoitering the other day and the rumors appear to be true. Our dear Miss Amy is now betrothed. Hope we're all invited to the wedding and reception. That will be one very special Conga Line and Chicken Dance! And no doubt one of you gents will 'speak up now or forever hold your wanker. Ehr. Peace' when asked. Hey, if they ask, speak up!

Until such a time this engagement falls apart, Miss Amy is off the market. Whatever happens, I honestly hope she remains happy, healthy and well.

[QUOTE=Yamii8;5678836]Now that Amy is gone from Happy Massage who do you recommend I've had Lilly before she's pretty fun but nowhere near tiny Amy. I noticed they have lots more talent but kinda hesitant on trying then since not sure if everything is offered like good old Amy.[/QUOTE]I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;5683046]I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".[/QUOTE]Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5683595]Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?[/QUOTE]Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money!

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5683623]Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money![/QUOTE]OK the prize is in the middle of the table.

As I'm getting my cork sucked Some monger decides to come in 20 minutes early.

Please when you make an appointment stick by the time. So what I did I gave her $160 tip Peace out let me know what monger finds it.

In my continuing efforts to explore all of Beach Blvd I bring you another review.

Higher Massage.

Greeted by a early 60's mamasan "Vicky" with a standard 40. Quickly Led me back to a room before I can take her all in and got to the massage shortly after. Massage wasn't bad but I dare say her bones cracked and creaked more than mine. But I will say she gave me one of the better massages and for sure better than what I was expecting. No tease but a decent massage. Flip comes and now some light teasing which was nice but I can also see all of her which is making it a bit rough since she isn't the most easy on the eyes. No negotiation, she grabs and gets to it with a mechanical HJ. Extremely heavy on the oil and not much of a body to feel on. She blocked any attempt to feel around anyways. Closed my eyes and found a happy place and finished. She gave me a warm towel and left to go help another monger who had just come in. I took a few extra from the warmer to get all that oil off. She came back to get her tip which I left another 40 and walked out.

Overall.

Massage 6/10.

HJ 4/10.

[QUOTE=Yamii8;5682546]I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]What is MPK?

[QUOTE=Bronco;5684387]What is MPK?[/QUOTE]MPK = Monterey Park.

Good session with Lucy. She said she was 31 yrs old and looked to be around that. Massage was ok. Kinda hard and left my back a little sore. Maybe next time tell her to ease up. She was wearing a cute little dress that she lowered and hiked up when the time came. She offered a handy but asked her for more and she said sure. Told me how much and it was a quick negotiation. The CBJ was great. She almost finished me with that so I told her to stop. We did a few positions. She was vocal and acting really good. I liked the moaning as the girls I had before were just silent. Entrace was 40 and tip was 120. I definitely will be back. Got to try a few suggestions from you guys first tho.

[QUOTE=YellowFinTuna;5679483]HH used to be my ATF with a girl named Tina about 18 month ago but Tina left and now they're terrible. Almost worse than a legit massage or self service. I visited 3 times in the last 18 months and it was terrible each time. Bad everything. I wonder how this place stays in business.[/QUOTE]Yesss! I totally remember Tina. She's mainly the reason I kept coming back here.

Actually, I popped my mongering cherry at this place. I had always gone to CMTs, but insurance for reason stopped giving me coverage for massage therapy, so I had to start resorting to AMPs. Always kinda heard of HE joints, but thought it was more of a joke and didn't think it came so easily. One of my friends even took me to a joint in Monterey Park. He spoke with them in Taiwanese about HE and they all laughed. (I only found this site shortly after).

First trip to HH, while on the table, I had my underwear on. She tried to take them off, but I stopped her. Just legit massage. Later on, I'm thinking, "why am I stopping her from doing her job?" So next trip, I got to be ready. Pants off, dance off! Skinny little minnie named Kitty comes in and gives me a very delicate massage. On the flip, she waves her hands over my stomach and asks, "you want?" I was like, a stomach massage, "uh, if you want to. " She looked confused, "uh, I want to? No, do you want?" But now she's pointing lower. "Oh, okay sure," not knowing tipping etiquette, I ask and she reluctantly tells me the standard for the HJ.

This place was great because it was 30 hr and 40 HJ with no negotiating and most of the time, it was tip afterwards. But, soon after I saw newer girls and they were just hustling. Doing the old, 'let me get you hard first, then we'll talk tip' and they all wanted 60. And if you tried to negotiate, they acted like they didn't understand what you're saying. I haven't been back in years.

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

[QUOTE=Bigtitsmcgee;5685833]Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, . . .[/QUOTE]Welcome to this forum, glad you found us. Thanks for your informative first post.

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=BigTitsMcGee;5685833]Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys![/QUOTE]She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

I've been seeing a provider whom I met at a place on Euclid Ball that's no longer open for around 5 years. She is in the 55-62 year range and the reason I been seeing her for so long is because she let's me go BBFS cum on body, and sometimes when she's turned on she lets me cum inside.

I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. My thought is she must be taking Vitamin B or something that causes her snatch to smell and taste like asparagus. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?

[QUOTE=CubeBrick;5686186]I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?[/QUOTE]Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5686418]Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.[/QUOTE]La-La-La. HMMMM, I can't hear you! Don't destroy the illusion!

Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.

[wAQt0 NGhQUOTE=NiceGuy99;5686418]Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going. [ / QUOTE].

Anyone know of a Latina massage parlor that's BBFS?

[QUOTE=SkinnyDugan;5686778]Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.
[/QUOTE]Skinny. Defining "pussy" as just the clitoris is a new spin for me. I've always seen "pussy" as the whole taco, including clitoris, urethra and introitus. To each his own ... or maybe her own.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5686159]She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.[/QUOTE]I second this. Could you please let us know how to get in contact with Melanie or Kat as you mentioned she goes by now? You mentioned an Instagram. Can you share the Instagram or if she has a posting on PD or Rubratings, please share. The only Kat I know of is Latina.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5686159]She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.[/QUOTE]Melanie at Havana is melody at palms.

How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?

I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.

[QUOTE=OCRanger;5687678]Melanie at Havana is melody at palms.[/QUOTE]Knew that, but she is no longer at either place and apparently is now working as an independent.

Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.