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[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]Long story short: I wound up dating an AMP I met outside of her "office". Most of the guys were dumpy looking according to her. She rarely FS'd them unless the price was right! I'm going to assume that most of your adversaries fit that mold! She pretty much jacked them off and occasionally blew them covered with the occasional SS on her chest. She's in her late twenties with a face that matches her bangin' body. She did have "some" decent looking dudes but, they all donated her haughty price! Your analogy is pretty much spot on!

Thinking about driving to the city for a Latina, but I live pretty far and don't want to waste my time. Any recommendations or stories?

Who gives the best deep tissue massage in town? How about a massage with lots of stretching? Prefer with benefits but will take without if the provider is amazing.

I am looking for a good AA provider in the city or burbs. Mind sharing your list here? Happy to share some good EMPs that are on my speed dial. Thanks.

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5859804]I am looking for a good AA provider in the city or burbs. Mind sharing your list here? Happy to share some good EMPs that are on my speed dial. Thanks.[/QUOTE]There was an Afro Brazilian girl at Ozone, very open menu.

[QUOTE=Chants5;5859366]Thinking about driving to the city for a Latina, but I live pretty far and don't want to waste my time. Any recommendations or stories?[/QUOTE]There's been some good reviews of both places. I'm partial to Zara at CLM who is young, gorgeous, and very conversational. Menu includes CBJ and CFS for up charges. Typically doesn't allow DATY or dfk.

Bella is also a great younger provider there. Other older latinas there typically have a more open menu but lack the tighter bodies of the 20-25 year old providers. $160 half hour. $220 hour.

[URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/services[/URL]

Latina princess has some good looking Colombian girls. $60 half hour with $150 (YMMV) upcharge to CFS. Bring your own cover.

[URL]https://princesslatinaspa.com/[/URL]

Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5859798]Who gives the best deep tissue massage in town? How about a massage with lots of stretching? Prefer with benefits but will take without if the provider is amazing.[/QUOTE]Check out one of the Thai spas around town and get the Thai stretching. Usually therapeutic and good, near deep tissue pressure. However, they are legit. Two come to mind, one on Chicago Ave and the other on Lincoln Ave. Again, these are legit joints.

Search "Thai massage" in google maps, near West and Northwest side of the city, for more details.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5860090]What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.[/QUOTE]Capitalism is why they come here. The market sets and corrects itself usually by quality of the product, supply, and demand. It's been like that for hundreds of years and always worked well for the providers and the mongers.

Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;5860394]Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.[/QUOTE]Not sure if CLM meets the criteria of an MP or if you see it more as an incall, but there are at least four Americans who work there. And probably another four eastern euros.

If Giselle is still here, she's American: [URL]https://bodyrubstudio.wixsite.com/bodywork/untitled[/URL].

Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;5860394]Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.[/QUOTE]I basically have the same question. I'm visiting from Florida that has MP with American attendants that provide FS and fetish requests for 3 (on average including tip. Are there any similar shops out here? I will be staying on Michigan avenue but 30/40 min drive is ok. Any suggestions appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5860090]What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.[/QUOTE]Obviously, a 50 year old provider is not going to command the big bucks. Younger, better looking providers, with skills get and keep the big money. I know a few mid 40's providers that are killing it.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5850071]After being Mr. Grumpy Pants in my last review / response I thought it only appropriate I share some newer findings (to show I'm not a complete ass) and just in time for the weekend. SERVICES AND PRICING WILL BE UP TO YOU TO FIND OUT.


Health Care Spa, for all your healthy needs (Lwood on what is Pulaski in the city): First time I visited this place, a few months back, I only did a drive by to check out the talent. Was not impressed so I didn't stay. Recent reports on RM stated new talent so one day I decided to do another drive by since I happened to be close. MMS answered and I was like, nope, more BS. But just before I walked out "to get cash" MMS said more girls available, called to one of them and another MT in a pink, form fitting dress popped out. Nice cleavage and kinda cute. I'm definitely a boob guy and my hormone levels immediately spiked. I really did have to get cash but told her I'd be right back and I wanted an appointment with pink dress, she agreed. Long story short, had a session with Mimi. Mid-30's, athletic build (not skinny and by no means fat, at all), nice naturals close to Ds and cute enough. No leggings and only a thong under that pink dress. She too is a recent NYC transplant. Very playful. I did give her a heads up because Lwood is no Chicago and she probably has no clue as to the different parts of the city and burbs. There was a third MT who I did not see but Mimi is definitely worth a return visit.



Again, up to you guys to figure out the fine details and I will only respond to those senior mongers who I've DMd with in the past. Good luck, stay safe and report back!![/QUOTE]May I know more about this girl? Does she provide L3 or only L1.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5860736]Not sure if CLM meets the criteria of an MP or if you see it more as an incall, but there are at least four Americans who work there. And probably another four eastern euros.

If Giselle is still here, she's American: [URL]https://bodyrubstudio.wixsite.com/bodywork/untitled[/URL].[/QUOTE]Does the website at this link provide full service?

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]In the end, expensive girls will see less traffic than cheaper ones, it is all in their willingness to fill up their pockets. Or not.

I start at 80/100 for qv depending on the girl. 120-150 hhr if she's really worth it. Or I am really horny!

Market to the rescue!

[QUOTE=DrPepper2976;5861441]Does the website at this link provide full service?[/QUOTE]No. When I was there it was L1 only. If FS is what you're after, then that goes back to [URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL].

That you saw at Comfort in February, called herself Linda?

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5861174]Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.[/QUOTE]

Yes, it was her.

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;5862195]That you saw at Comfort in February, called herself Linda?[/QUOTE]

Called and made appt with Jiji at lotus spa. Was in the mood to try a new place. On Diversey. Nice shop wait at door. She answers. She's got a gorgeous face, decent thick body. Got nude for 30 min session and she's fun. Good rub, great HJ ending. 110 total.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5862550]Called and made appt with Jiji at lotus spa. Was in the mood to try a new place. On Diversey. Nice shop wait at door. She answers. She's got a gorgeous face, decent thick body. Got nude for 30 min session and she's fun. Good rub, great HJ ending. 110 total.[/QUOTE]Only Lotus I know is on Irving park rd?

[QUOTE=Industrial;5862777]Only Lotus I know is on Irving park rd?[/QUOTE]This one is on west Diversey in Belmont cragin.

Is Ozone the one on Chicago? That is the only ozone that came up on google but when I call it seems like an AMP. If that's the one are their any providers with man made cans? Thank you!

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5863245]Is Ozone the one on Chicago? That is the only ozone that came up on google but when I call it seems like an AMP. If that's the one are their any providers with man made cans? Thank you![/QUOTE]Yes, on Chicago just East of Western. A lot of the women have bolt-ons, but not all.

[QUOTE=JWankxxx;5857426]I don't know if this was Isabel you saw, she was an older Latina? Valerie is a younger Russian girl who I just saw yesterday, she was very pretty & lots of fun.[/QUOTE]It was Valerie. Don't get me wrong she is still 30 ish young. Just not the representation of the 20 something year old from the pics.

Anyone seen the new Vanessa at CLM?

[QUOTE=Gene2;5859836]There's been some good reviews of both places. I'm partial to Zara at CLM who is young, gorgeous, and very conversational. Menu includes CBJ and CFS for up charges. Typically doesn't allow DATY or dfk.

Bella is also a great younger provider there. Other older latinas there typically have a more open menu but lack the tighter bodies of the 20-25 year old providers. $160 half hour. $220 hour.

[URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/services[/URL]

Latina princess has some good looking Colombian girls. $60 half hour with $150 (YMMV) upcharge to CFS. Bring your own cover.

[URL]https://princesslatinaspa.com/[/URL]

Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]Gen2 thanks for the recommendation. I am never out this way and read your post. The plan was to just scout but with Princess Latina's 30 min price; what the heck!! Let me take a session. They make you sign this waiver 5 minutes to undress and 5 to dress, we pay for 20 minutes.

Let me tell you it is pricey, but damm was that woman young and sexy!!

Massage mediocre, looks, 10/10, body 10/10 , had man mades. Not a fan of boobs. I'm a ass and leg man; and did she have a nice ass. I was such in awe I forgot to ask for her name.

Thanks again!

[QUOTE=JValdez2021;5864327]Gen2 thanks for the recommendation. I am never out this way and read your post. The plan was to just scout but with Princess Latina's 30 min price; what the heck!! Let me take a session. They make you sign this waiver 5 minutes to undress and 5 to dress, we pay for 20 minutes.

Let me tell you it is pricey, but damm was that woman young and sexy!!

Massage mediocre, looks, 10/10, body 10/10 , had man mades. Not a fan of boobs. I'm a ass and leg man; and did she have a nice ass. I was such in awe I forgot to ask for her name.

Thanks again![/QUOTE]I went today and I think might have had the same woman as you. Her name was Lona and she had such a nice body. Highly recommend.

Salma was a cute not overly attractive seemed middle eastern to me or I thought that's what she said. She mentioned she's into middle eastern men. Absolutely would not recommend. She was very nice, but probably the most uneventful experience as she gives me the slowest HJ ever you like this baby? Not sure I will ever visit clm again although Mia has been on my radar.

[QUOTE=ChicagoKid5;5864795]Salma was a cute not overly attractive seemed middle eastern to me or I thought that's what she said. She mentioned she's into middle eastern men. Absolutely would not recommend. She was very nice, but probably the most uneventful experience as she gives me the slowest HJ ever you like this baby? Not sure I will ever visit clm again although Mia has been on my radar.[/QUOTE]CLM as been unimpressive last few years. Many pictures are not true representations of what you get and prices are all over the place. As for Mia, don't get your hopes up. Not as cute as her picture. . but was enthusiastic.

[QUOTE=ChicagoKid5;5864795]Salma was a cute not overly attractive seemed middle eastern to me or I thought that's what she said. She mentioned she's into middle eastern men. Absolutely would not recommend. She was very nice, but probably the most uneventful experience as she gives me the slowest HJ ever you like this baby? Not sure I will ever visit clm again although Mia has been on my radar.[/QUOTE]Salma is from Costa Rica. Salma gives a GFE experience. The kind of GFE you have when you are in 10th grade when you want to get your dick wet more than anything and you only get a HJ and tit sucking. She is a sweetheart though.

Stopped by 819 hoping to see Linda, a Thai girl with a DD porn star body that I saw last week. At the time she told me that she was going to be there for the next three weeks, but when I arrived today I was told she had already left. The other two who were there were both attractive enough, early 40's probably, but not quite on the level that I was hoping for so I took a pass.

Headed down to BHC not knowing what I'd find but the door was opened by a very pretty girl named Serena. Probably early 30's, slender with C cups, a great ass and a very nice face. She was delighted at the little bit of Mandarin that I speak, very charming and cute. Opted for CBJ with BLS and CFS which ended up just being mish. Not the tightest pussy in the world but plenty to get me off, she was enthusiastic. Blew in the bag and got a massage for the next 10 minutes while we chatted. 200 total and well worth it IMO. Treat her well if you see her.

Had that fun playful attitude that I like. Sensual massage. Paid a lot of attention to my nipples. 200 for everything including door fee.

Parked for free across the street in the lot with several stores and walked over, for those who hate parking on the street.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;5865093]CLM as been unimpressive last few years. Many pictures are not true representations of what you get and prices are all over the place. As for Mia, don't get your hopes up. Not as cute as her picture. . but was enthusiastic.[/QUOTE]I can confirm that pic of her / Mia pulling her shirt up to show off her bolt ons are real pics and she's my ATF at the moment. Are you sure you're thinking of Mia and not Mila?

[QUOTE=Bruh6969;5864646]I went today and I think might have had the same woman as you. Her name was Lona and she had such a nice body. Highly recommend.[/QUOTE]If she had braces. That was her.

Anybody still keep in touch with a latina named Isabel that worked in uptown? Really nice body, posted on rubratings regularly.

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;5864111]Anyone seen the new Vanessa at CLM?[/QUOTE]I stopped in to see Vanessa for 30 min. She is a bit older, bronze skinned MILF style. Body is nice, although looked better in her lingerie. We spent very little time on the massage, eventually she asked "how are you feeling" and offer CBJ (1.) and CFS (2.). I said I had 1. 6 (true) and she said CFS was good for that because she liked me.

She blew briefly then rode until finished. Emotive, but not driving the action like Bella.

She mentioned she visits Chi but is primarily NY. Hope this helps.

10/10 amazing body and would totally recommend. I'm not sure if I got lucky or what but I paid for 30 and ended up getting an hour. I had read that it was $300 for FS so that's what I brought but on the flip she said $200 and I didn't even have to negotiate so I kept quite and complain haha. Pretty good deal considering I got CBJ FS fiv daty. Crazy thing is I saw Bella last week with same upgrades and was out like 400.

Over the last few weeks, I have visited J W 5 times. I was surprised notice that Eva, the MMS, was absent. The MTs that I saw, explained that she was off. I've seen 2 different providers. Both were around 30 yo. , slightly overweight, not attractive. Provided ok massage and basic, plain L1, and both requested to add another $20 to the $50 tip that I had already left. I'm not going to repeat unless Eva is back.