Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=B Malibu; 1868920]Saw a lot of guys posting about this place and did see their BP ad as well, which said "opened till late." Rolled up about 9:40ish on a Friday night and asked the pps for an hour. He spoke terrible English and made some sort of gesture that I take a half hour. I thought okay, most FS places are 30 minutes anyway so I gave in. Little did I know, that he only offered me the half hour because they close at 10:00 fucking pm!

Anyways, I got a very average looking Korean girl. Sorry forget her name. She was sweet at the beginning, but definitely got me to flip after a few lame brushes of the back. On a flip that quick, I was expecting a poke, but she reached for oil, said only HJ, then said "we already close so we need to hurry." I got up immediately put my clothes on and walked out. I basically told them that if they just would have told me that I didn't have enough time, I would have gladly come another day. After a few words with pps, he gave me back my door fee. I only took half because she did massage me for about 15 minutes and I have no problem paying for the time I did utilize, but overall, I was very disappointed and definitely not what I was expecting after several positive postings. The room was small and had a stench and they have no shower.

- BM[/QUOTE]I went once a few days after it opened for business, got a very youthful and pretty Korean gal, did not like the fact that she wanted to get into a serious negotiation for a simple HE, wanted one Benjamen for a HE, got her down to like. 6 or. 7 and it got the job done, she did let me suck on those very pretty and perky school girl titties of hers.

This being said I will never return, small rooms, smelly inside, much better out there!

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=RedMoney;1869084]So another site reported that they got a visit by le. No one got arrested, but one girl got a ticket. Clients were question, but apparently everyone knew what to say to avoid problems. They are toning down their ads a little now, but I would still stay away. Apparently there is heavy monger traffic at that place so this is not for me.[/QUOTE]Damn. The things I'm reading about this place here and others as well. $ 20 for tip? Wow! I'm blown away. If I was down in the OC. I'd skip and go to the Golden place down the road. Or get an HX girl who'll be a great provider. Sans risk. But then again, what do I know?

Guess ya'll like the risk, haggle, and upsell.

Ancient, modern proverb. He who likes women, LOVES safety. No lesson and gets to Monger again. That's the key. Regular price. No haggle. Massage. Time fulfilled. And awesome time.

Yo! Don't risk it. Why ask for the trouble.

Ps. Don't forget those numbers for the daring and the BOLD.

After my visit to the Orient, I'll still believe in another ancient proverb. Don't use it, LOOSE it.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1869262]Damn. The things I'm reading about this place here and others as well. $ 20 for tip? Wow! I'm blown away. If I was down in the OC. I'd skip and go to the Golden place down the road. Or get an HX girl who'll be a great provider. Sans risk. But then again, what do I know?

Guess ya'll like the risk, haggle, and upsell.

Ancient, modern proverb. He who likes women, LOVES safety. No lesson and gets to Monger again. That's the key. Regular price. No haggle. Massage. Time fulfilled. And awesome time.

Yo! Don't risk it. Why ask for the trouble.

Ps. Don't forget those numbers for the daring and the BOLD.

After my visit to the Orient, I'll still believe in another ancient proverb. Don't use it, LOOSE it.[/QUOTE]Whoops. Drunk, pool party christophe wrote the above.

Sober Christophe thinks anyone paying more than $ is crazy for a half. How many years did these girls go to college? Oh, wait. NO student loans?

Think higher of yourselves. Ya'll be bomb!

No uneducated person should demand $$.40 for an hour! Really.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1869262]Damn. The things I'm reading about this place here and others as well. $ 20 for tip? Wow! I'm blown away. If I was down in the OC. I'd skip and go to the Golden place down the road. Or get an HX girl who'll be a great provider. Sans risk. But then again, what do I know?

Guess ya'll like the risk, haggle, and upsell.

Ancient, modern proverb. He who likes women, LOVES safety. No lesson and gets to Monger again. That's the key. Regular price. No haggle. Massage. Time fulfilled. And awesome time.

Yo! Don't risk it. Why ask for the trouble.

Ps. Don't forget those numbers for the daring and the BOLD.

After my visit to the Orient, I'll still believe in another ancient proverb. Don't use it, LOOSE it.[/QUOTE]Huh? What does that even mean dude? "Loose it?"
Don't you mean "lose it" ?

What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over
to avoid getting in trouble etc

[QUOTE=RubHerDuck; 1869585]What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over.

To avoid getting in trouble etc[/QUOTE]This is the gist of it. Say you were there for the services they offered and cooperate with them, don't just plead the 5th. LE likes to lie and say they already know what you were doing or that the therapist already confessed to try and get you to turn on each other. You are only there for a massage and that was what you received.

Cops lie all the time due to lack of evidence so they try to get you to incriminate yourself.

Assuming that it's true, also comment that you were merely there to get a massage in a MP licensed by the city. If you've been there before say so since the MP records will often reflect that. (Yes, most do keep records on you.)

[QUOTE=RedMoney; 1869655]This is the gist of it. Say you were there for the services they offered and cooperate with them, don't just plead the 5th. LE likes to lie and say they already know what you were doing or that the therapist already confessed to try and get you to turn on each other. You are only there for a massage and that was what you received.

Cops lie all the time due to lack of evidence so they try to get you to incriminate yourself.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen Ysa lately? She's Cambodian, very tanned, super slender, with very long hair. And a very nice set of bolt-ons. I lost track of her when she was working last year in Lake Forest in one of the Chiro places. Let me know where she's at if anyone happens to know.

THANKS!

[QUOTE=Jon Jones;1869806]Assuming that it's true, also comment that you were merely there to get a massage in a MP licensed by the city. If you've been there before say so since the MP records will often reflect that. (Yes, most do keep records on you.)[/QUOTE]90% of the time they never ask my name.

10% of the time I make up a name.

So what do you tell the cop when he asks why didn't you give your real name. Don't elaborate, you will just get yourself in trouble.

Its your first time there, just for a massage. Ask the officer for recomendations.

Has anyone tried out Empbellas Spa?

[QUOTE=RubHerDuck; 1869585]What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over.

To avoid getting in trouble etc[/QUOTE]A lot depends on your nerves. LE's method of interrogation will almost always be to intimidate and "steamroll" you into admitting to a crime. As mentioned, you want to be polite and cooperative, but the less you say the better. In fact, it is probably best if they stop to question you to let them know that you are running late for an appointment and that you really don't have time to answer any questions, and ask specifically,"am I free to go?". If they say no, ask if you are being detained? If they say "yes" ask them under what "specific articulable facts" are they detaining you for? Chances are they will say they are "investigating" blah blah blah, yada yada yada. Don't fall for it. Most guys cave and end up spilling their guts because they are scared and rightly so, but being cooperative and admitting to a crime are two completely separate things. I'm not a lawyer and I don't claim to be, and I know there are different types of charges they could threaten you with, and many fear the inconvenience of what "could" happen if they were cited or heaven forbid, arrested, but it would be really hard to go down on a solicitation or even an intent to solicit charge without any solid witness or proof that there was an exchange of money for sexual services.

Most of the time, unless it is an organized bust, or a reverse sting, chances are that LE is just there to flex muscle and send out stern warnings as a deterrent. I remember reading something years ago on the Inglewood boards how a cop walked in a room with a monger balls deep in the provider. Even though the cops knew what was going on at this place, unless the monger and/or the provider admitted to the act in exchange for dough, there was no solid evidence. It's not what they know, it's ultimately what they can prove. But the hassle of going to court, a spouse finding out, etc. is usually what gets a monger to plead his case for just a slap on the wrist. Again, being cooperative doesn't mean being a prick to the officer, even if they are bullying you. Just stand your ground, and don't try to get caught up in telling an elaborate story. If you are going to cooperate, you say nothing more than, "I was here for a therapeutic massage." When they grill you and accuse you of coming to a place known for "more than massage," come back with, "I'm offended that such an accusation would be made." :)

"When they grill you and accuse you of coming to a place known for "more than massage." That's the best time to say that you chose this place because it is licensed by the city.

To avoid the false name issue, I always give my first name. There are thousands with the same first name so it doesn't make any difference.

[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1865293]I couldn't resist. I went today to check it out. Arrived just seconds before two other cars, so I hurried in so as not to get the last straw. I ended up with a really hot little viet girl, we see-cup bolt ons. You can tell right when you get to this place that they're not going to last long. It's a total working girl house. LOL. It's super dark, girls in lingerie, just a total giveaway. Service was pretty good, though. Started with a BBBJ with attention to the boys. And this girl took her time. That was the best part. One good thing about her was that she was open to kissing. She wasn't the best at it, but she allowed it, which is brownie points in my book. She got me super hard. When I finally put it in, I noticed she started doing the leg guard thing. She definitely didn't want me in deep. I put up with it for a while, and then I went off the bench and had her hanging off it while I was standing up. She seemed to like this position more, because her legs weren't guarding me nearly as much. In fact, towards the end she kinda wrapped them around me. But I couldn't hold off any longer. I finished and then she said lay down so I can clean you. She got a hot towel and sprayed me with alcohol (not the best feeling) , and cleaned me up. All in all, it was a good experience. She was definitely hot. Super petite. But because of this, she still had a business mentality and way about her that was somewhat of a turnoff. I may go back if I need some eye-candy, but we'll see.

The girl I had looked just like the one on the left in the attached pic. (may or may not actually be her) [/QUOTE]Was her name les*why? Any tattoos?

Has any one seen or heard from le*lie? . I tried for an appointment with her but pps said she wouldn't be back. She's a Latin 21 about 5'5 w. 115 a few tattoos her # starts 909 (.59

Decided to make a stop at Bonzai on the way home. Paid for the hour and went into a room. Massage table was set up more like a bed with a pillow. Anyways in walks in a pretty attractive asian gal with a nice rack. Better looking than the first trip. The massage was kind of lackluster and didn't put a ton of effort into it. I like a heavy handed massage and this one was mild at best. Either way it was still relaxing and then didn't do any teasing until the flip. On the flip she brushed up against the boys and asked if I wanted help. I nodded and she proceeded to work on the HE which was kind of mechanical and at a weird pace. I eventually still blew. Her name was Coco I believe. Overall an average experience. Probably won't do Bonzai again and will try a new place.

-Woodyee