Massage Parlor Reports

Prob worth driving to Norridge to Harmony Spa, or mt prospect to exercise spa. Both are super fun. Full service spas, showers, sauna, its fun. Both have hot women.

[QUOTE=Jay117;5853673]Next week I'll have a car and be free to travel out of downtown Chicago, and I was wondering if there was a must-see provider out there who I should visit within, say, a 45-minute drive. AMP or Independent or whatever. Looking for a great BBBJ or L3. Spend much of my time now at SXL, for reference. Thanks for any pointers.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know a good place to get a late night massage (with or without extras)? Say after 10 PM to midnight.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5852094]Rodney1117,

I agree with your post because it makes too much sense. The problem is that we have Foos who will still pay the house fee and $160.00 for the best BBBJ ever from Kelly.

Kelly, if you are reading this, why don't you just raise your price to $200.00 and laugh all the way to the bank?

Hell, you should think about charging $30.00 just to be in the same room with the hobbyist to discuss rates.

Devlin.[/QUOTE]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

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[QUOTE=Bugsy1750;5850290]Read reviews I seen Sandra since Margo was busy for the day which I read reviews both same basically although pampering and a pleaser at. 1 plus door fee she was a let down face wise got 2 pops BBBJCIM and cfs no fuss she does give a great massage but she looks Asian and not the best I'm into face and body was none like pics, 320 I would've went to Judy she gives the star treatment 160 total and a hell of a massage and a pleaser in my opinion please leave or inbox what clm have the hottest faces I dated strippers and exotic women before also like plastic and bbls please let me know who of what line up I should try next Latina preferred I like options and BBBJ is a must thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately despite being a big roster only a few girls there are what I consider the total package. Most of the girls are either hot with limited menus or great menus but not the best looking or the youngest.

I don't think anybody there meets all of your criteria. Audrey, Lilly, Zara are the three lookers there (Mila is gone). None of them have fully open menus. Margo, Sarah and Bella aren't as pretty but offer BBBJ and cfs. Jessica has the best menu there but she put on some weight lately and isn't as hot as she was last year. Sandra is ok looking but has an awesome menu. Nicol also has an awesome menu but is a catfish. Haven't tried out any of the newer girls yet.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]I got a crummy covered blow job from the new girl Lucy at New Hope, who I suspect is not biologically female, for $140 so you should be happy. I'm not hairy, however.

[QUOTE=DangerMouseF15;5853932]Anyone know a good place to get a late night massage (with or without extras)? Say after 10 PM to midnight.[/QUOTE]You might try Coco by 35th and Archer if you like FS grannies.

Ok, guys, about a year ago I saw a provider, tall, white (american), slender, blond, sensual MT that had a location on Bryn Mawr (I think). In her studio she had a wall of BDSM props. Found her on one of the posting sites. I think her name might have been Michele or something like that.

Any hints on who I'm talking about? I want to schedule again but can't find her info.

Thanks in advance. PMs are ok.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;5854914]Ok, guys, about a year ago I saw a provider, tall, white (american), slender, blond, sensual MT that had a location on Bryn Mawr (I think). In her studio she had a wall of BDSM props. Found her on one of the posting sites. I think her name might have been Michele or something like that.

Any hints on who I'm talking about? I want to schedule again but can't find her info.

Thanks in advance. PMs are ok.[/QUOTE]That's Meghan. I've seen her multiple times before and would marry her if I could. LOL!

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2014941[/URL]

[QUOTE=JakeGoodfella;5855021]That's Meghan. I've seen her multiple times before and would marry her if I could. LOL!

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2014941[/URL][/QUOTE]Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.

Had a dream about this place since I was in the area. I usually see Kelly or Juju. But only Coco was available. So I gave her a try since I've never had her before. Not bad looking, she had some big O Tata's. Did the 30 min session, massage kinda sucked, I could tell she's not experienced. Anyways on to the flip, her English is limited but boy did she know how to say 160 for L2 LOL. I wonder who's the idiot that told her that that's the new rate now. So we went back and forth and came to 120 with top off. So I guess not bad right. Well we get into and it's going good but after maybe 5 min she says that's it and switches to L1 and wants to finish like that and says times almost over. I point out to her that I have 10 more minutes left. Well she gets a shitty attitude and starts complaining. At this point I tell her stop everything, this sucks and I'm out. I get dressed and she starts saying she needs a bill for the shitty service. I left her standard tip and was out. Their trying to push the 160 rate, so stay strong guys. And avoid Coco and her shitty service.

I have a lot of meetings down near this spot on Van Buren near State. The name is too short to get any hits on a search. Has anyone been to this spot: extras? Price point? There are a lot of reviews on RM but I do not have premium with them.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5853824]Prob worth driving to Norridge to Harmony Spa, or mt prospect to exercise spa. Both are super fun. Full service spas, showers, sauna, its fun. Both have hot women.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Exercise looks like just what I was hoping for.

[QUOTE=RumpelForeSkin;5855240]If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.[/QUOTE]This hobby is a supply and demand business. Like mongers, most providers are not attractive. Thus, the better looking ones can command a higher fee for services. It's just that simple.

[QUOTE=DLover64;5855083]Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.[/QUOTE]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5855732]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.[/QUOTE]BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]Dude,

If you really do this, knock it off. You are projecting what you would do if you were a provider. Telling a provider they should up their rates is ridiculous, and it hurts the rest of us. Listen, you can always pay them more when you visit and become their favorite tipper ok? But many of us are not old, fat ugly and smelly. You might think you are doing them a favor, and are a white knight, but you're violating the bro code. Many of us pay and tip well, and when added value is there, sometimes we do pay a little more to extend gratitude. What you're doing is telling the restaurant to up their prices, when what I am suggesting is, if the service is better than expected, tip your waitress a little more.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5855732]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.[/QUOTE]I've seen a few girls there, pics have always been 100 percent accurate. There is some sort of handler that rents the apt and the girls give him a cut. Communication has always been directly with the girl I have met. FS has never been offered, most of the ads mention light fetish or something like that but I think the ads are posted by the handler and other than Meghan the other girls have been quite vanilla and new to the biz.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;5855855]BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.[/QUOTE]Meghan does offer normal massage with L1. I asked if she does massage in a different room or the one with all of her toys. She said she does the massage and bdsm play in the same room. Sometimes her massage clients ask questions, but it doesn't impede her ability to give a rub or for them to receive it. I haven't received just a straight rub and L1 from her so I don't know how good the massage service is. She does finish you L1 during kinky play and her technique is great.

She definitely shares the flat with others since she only works Tu / Th / Sat. My guess is the other girl (s) works the other days and uses a different bedroom, which I have seen and looks to be set up for massage only (no kink).

Anybody know of good places to get a good Nuru massage?

Especially if it's in the suburbs. Thanks.

I saw Margo recently for a short visit. L1 only. She's very nice as a person but not quite my type in terms of looks. Not as well toned as the pics on the site might lead you to believe. Still very nice but I probably won't repeat.

[QUOTE=JWankxxx;5853009]Looks like per the website Valerie is coming on Monday, anyone have info on her.

[URL]https://llchicago.escortbook.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

[QUOTE=AndChiBe;5856800]I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.[/QUOTE]Was that Valerie you saw? Went to see her today and she was a pretty good looking Russian girl in her 20's I would say.

[QUOTE=AndChiBe;5856800]I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.[/QUOTE]I think you might be the first person to post a review of this place other than Jwankxx, who only posts about this place. We appreciate you TOFTT and now we have some real intel.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]This is inaccurate for many reasons. I've had extended conversations with providers who say 70 percent of their clientele are at least moderately attractive. There's a lot of married men in this hobby who make good money and take care of themselves. There are mongers who are what you describe but they are the minority.

In the last 6 years or so, I've seen a dramatic increase in younger mongers. I'm talking guys in their early 20's. I see them coming and going into the parlors and apartments. There's a lot of foreign ones as well. Many show up as a group. The dating dynamics in this country have taken a turn for the absurd. I don't even know how to describe it and I'm just grateful that my generation wasn't like this.

As for the money, this has and always will be a supply and demand driven market. It is perhaps the purest form of free market economics in existence outside of maybe the drug trade. But the reality is we here in Chicago are paying more for C level talent than NYC and LA (and many other places) pay for A level talent.

Also, you're not an asshole. You just grossly overestimate your level of influence. There's not a vagina in this city that doesn't know its worth.

[QUOTE=AndChiBe;5856800]I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report.

That is disappointing however as I was planning on seeing Valerie today based on a past review from a member who seems to be very reasonable with his posts. Not sure why the difference in reviews. Perhaps 2 different girls with the Valerie label?

Anyone else have any experience with LLChicago?

Post #5104 [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?29824-Agency-Girls-Report-REVIEWS-OF-GIRLS-ONLY&p=5674514&highlight=valerie[/URL]#post5674514.

I've seen a few girls from LLChicago. Pics so far have just been slightly off but largely accurate for the girls I've seen. I don't recall the names of the first two I saw but Valerie was insanely hot and welcoming. The agency is clearly trying to be 262-lite and that's reflected in area / talent / pricing. Girls are a little "looser" though. First girl let me go bb and was VERY GFE on the second pop for instance. They seem just fine and I usually hit them up when I'm in a pinch and there aren't any available 262 girls in the Deerfieldish area. Valerie was a dime though. One of the hotter agency girls I've seen for this price point. Booker seems responsive and similar to Christina in terms of communication tactics, which I prefer. I really love it when the booker gives you the address as part of the availability message since I live up north and usually need a head start towards the area.

[QUOTE=AndChiBe;5856800]I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.[/QUOTE]I don't know if this was Isabel you saw, she was an older Latina? Valerie is a younger Russian girl who I just saw yesterday, she was very pretty & lots of fun.

[QUOTE=GMan25;5855967]Dude,

If you really do this, knock it off. You are projecting what you would do if you were a provider. Telling a provider they should up their rates is ridiculous, and it hurts the rest of us. Listen, you can always pay them more when you visit and become their favorite tipper ok? But many of us are not old, fat ugly and smelly. You might think you are doing them a favor, and are a white knight, but you're violating the bro code. Many of us pay and tip well, and when added value is there, sometimes we do pay a little more to extend gratitude. What you're doing is telling the restaurant to up their prices, when what I am suggesting is, if the service is better than expected, tip your waitress a little more.[/QUOTE]A high quality restaurant knows to charge more than a low quality restaurant. Pizza Hut will always be cheaper than Vito and Nicks. A great looking provider tries to maximize revenue via more customers at lower rates, but working too hard. Thus, adding $20-50, is logical. Most mongers aren't going to walk out over a few bucks. If they do, it means they don't understand economics. Also, as much as I like helping you guys out with good intel, I'm in this hobby to help myself to a great time. Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;5856618]I saw Margo recently for a short visit. L1 only. She's very nice as a person but not quite my type in terms of looks. Not as well toned as the pics on the site might lead you to believe. Still very nice but I probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]I've gotten some mixed input on CLM. I'm only interested in L1 and wouldn't want to book someone who is expecting more action and the tips to match. I can travel but prefer north suburbs (this week that would include Margo, Olivia, Jessica, Salma, Kathy, Mia) or potentially the Milwaukee / Irving park site. Prefer toned athletic figures and easy going personalities. Thanks, Zz.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5857445]I've gotten some mixed input on CLM. I'm only interested in L1 and wouldn't want to book someone who is expecting more action and the tips to match. I can travel but prefer north suburbs (this week that would include Margo, Olivia, Jessica, Salma, Kathy, Mia) or potentially the Milwaukee / Irving park site. Prefer toned athletic figures and easy going personalities. Thanks, Zz.[/QUOTE]Hi, I would suggest Salma or Mia off what you prefer.

I am looking for a provider that's fit, like in very good shape, gives a good deep tissue mAssage and a L1. Is that too much to ask?

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]LOL at this boomer who thinks providers actually raise their rates bc he wants to mansplain to them how he knows their value more than they do.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5857432]A high quality restaurant knows to charge more than a low quality restaurant. Pizza Hut will always be cheaper than Vito and Nicks. A great looking provider tries to maximize revenue via more customers at lower rates, but working too hard. Thus, adding $20-50, is logical. Most mongers aren't going to walk out over a few bucks. If they do, it means they don't understand economics. Also, as much as I like helping you guys out with good intel, I'm in this hobby to help myself to a great time. Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.[/QUOTE]I don't understand why Mr Help Myself is on here. Why even be on this forum. And your analogies are ridiculous. Maybe move on to another forum if your not contributing anything except insults. Who's Man's is this LOL. Someone come get him. Everyone else have a great day.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;5858201]I don't understand why Mr Help Myself is on here. Why even be on this forum. And your analogies are ridiculous. Maybe move on to another forum if your not contributing anything except insults. Who's Man's is this LOL. Someone come get him. Everyone else have a great day.[/QUOTE]You need to read the whole statement, and respond to it. All you did was cherry pick one phrase. Happy to help anyone who asks, but bring something to the table.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5857432]A high quality restaurant knows to charge more than a low quality restaurant. Pizza Hut will always be cheaper than Vito and Nicks. A great looking provider tries to maximize revenue via more customers at lower rates, but working too hard. Thus, adding $20-50, is logical. Most mongers aren't going to walk out over a few bucks. If they do, it means they don't understand economics. Also, as much as I like helping you guys out with good intel, I'm in this hobby to help myself to a great time. Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.[/QUOTE]Seeing a provider outside the spa. Golly, wish I'd thought of that.

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5857861]I am looking for a provider that's fit, like in very good shape, gives a good deep tissue mAssage and a L1. Is that too much to ask?[/QUOTE]Yes it is.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5857432]Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.[/QUOTE]Based on the fact you've "seen guys" over the years, you assume 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly and overly hairy? Sounds like you need to up your dating game, but this isn't the forum for that and I certainly can't help you there. Listening in through the walls at spas of other mongers being serviced? Kinky, but again, not the correct forum. Being older and mature you get offered lot's of outside time at no charge? One of your descriptions for what you imply to be a negative for a young MT is an old monger, I'm confused.

Your last couple posts seem like trolling or possibly even some form of retribution against this forum. But your profile is new and only has a handful of posts, curious!? Unless, of course, you recently changed profiles after having "the forum" turn on you? Kind of like what happened to the guy posting porn pics in the non-pro section which he claimed to be of himself. Unless of course. Wait a second?!

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5857275]

Also, you're not an asshole. You just grossly overestimate your level of influence. There's not a vagina in this city that doesn't know its worth.[/QUOTE]Bingo. After he gives her this speech, she nods and says "you're right! Thank you so much. From now on I'm going to charge (you and only you) twice as much!

Meanwhile the rest of us go on paying exactly what we've always been.