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[QUOTE=GatorSlimmz;6759224]I've not seen her but I'd advise you to tread lightly with the south American ladies out in Lehigh. Many are catfishing, or worse.[/QUOTE]My electrician agrees. Couple of them give different address but same general housing area. If ya want a good latina / Columbia he says go to one of the good trusted ones (blossom, tamara, Paola, mildred, etc.). Once you been to one they are all the same and they all switchbait but usually pretty close to pics. The lehigh territory is still untreaded 😂very cautious out there.

[QUOTE=BobKelso954;6759173]Any intel? Contacted her and was quoted $230 for half hour??

Salome Colombian in Lehigh.

[URL]https://callescort.org/239-324-8902[/URL][/QUOTE]I have not seen her but I would bet you beer and wings that she is not the girl in those pictures!

[QUOTE=BobKelso954;6759173]Any intel? Contacted her and was quoted $230 for half hour??

Salome Colombian in Lehigh.

[URL]https://callescort.org/239-324-8902[/URL][/QUOTE]If you see her, let me know if she resembles the pictures at all if you don't mind. Good luck.

So every now and then along comes a real sweet UTR. When I say every now and then I really mean fucken rarely.

And sometimes these woman will ask one of us to post a review on them but not post their contact info (that's why they are UTR). They ask us to only give their info to trusted senior members. My definition of a trusted senior member is someone.

A . A member who is a senior…,(although once in awhile a new guy who is real enthusiastic comes along and in a month has given more info for the good of the forum than some senior guys have given in their entire time on the forum) So just cause the word senior appears next to your name does it mean you're a TRUSTED senior.
When we give you contact info we are vouching for you .
B. So how do you become a trusted member you may ask. You become trusted by participating on this board. Yea that means you post your good experiences and your bad. You don't have to be a phenomenal writer (and have stories out of the pages of penthouse) like thick or chin but just share you intel. That what this board is about. It keeps us from frequenting the lame ass crack head ripoff hoes and lets us know the cool chicks who are into the job and are appreciative of our business.

So if you want o get in on the UTR girls start doing more than just being a fucken leach and always asking for info but never giving any.
The only way we can vouch for you is if we know you’re legit based on your posting of information that is deemed reliable .
That being said this is very much a “to each his own “ kinda situation . Not everyone of thick’s go to girls is necessarily a go to girl for me and visa versa .
Just give truthful reviews and let everyone make the decision based on their own likes and needs .


When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

HunLow, I couldn't say it better. Regular members Lets contribute to this forum, I know people like myself mess up on penmanship, I contribute mine trying to do this on a $60 hobby phone. But I hopefully get the point across. So if you want to see the UTR get humping. CH.

[QUOTE=MrHunLow;6760888]So every now and then along comes a real sweet UTR. When I say every now and then I really mean fucken rarely.

And sometimes these woman will ask one of us to post a review on them but not post their contact info (that's why they are UTR). They ask us to only give their info to trusted senior members. My definition of a trusted senior member is someone.

A . A member who is a senior,(although once in awhile a new guy who is real enthusiastic comes along and in a month has given more info for the good of the forum than some senior guys have given in their entire time on the forum) So just cause the word senior appears next to your name does it mean you're a TRUSTED senior.
When we give you contact info we are vouching for you .
B. So how do you become a trusted member you may ask. You become trusted by participating on this board. Yea that means you post your good experiences and your bad. You don't have to be a phenomenal writer (and have stories out of the pages of penthouse) like thick or chin but just share you intel. That what this board is about. It keeps us from frequenting the lame ass crack head ripoff hoes and lets us know the cool chicks who are into the job and are appreciative of our business..[/QUOTE]Well my man I could not have put that any better then you just said. Dam Low almost had to put on second pair of reading glass this was almost as long as one of my so called Pent House reviews LOL.

As always Ciao mongers Thick.

There's a new girl running a familiar scam in town, and unfortunately my other head was doing the thinking last night. I have a weakness for blonde spinners. They are working out of 2 rooms at the Deluxe Inn on Cleveland in Fort Myers. Knock on the door, the girl looks just like her pics. Leave the money on the nearest uncluttered spot and made the mistake of using the bathroom first. Seconds after I start to pee and I hear some dude yelling who's in the bathroom. I come out, she's gone, and I ask who are you? I size him up and he's much taller, younger and faster than me. She comes back and he asks her who I am? She says you weren't supposed to be around, and yada yada yada for about 5 minutes and I eventually split as I'm getting nowhere. Think with the head on your shoulders fellas. Info below.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-myers/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-please-down-on-my-kne/019538831777[/URL]

[QUOTE=BangaGong69;6761447]There's a new girl running a familiar scam in town, and unfortunately my other head was doing the thinking last night. I have a weakness for blonde spinners. They are working out of 2 rooms at the Deluxe Inn on Cleveland in Fort Myers. Knock on the door, the girl looks just like her pics. Leave the money on the nearest uncluttered spot and made the mistake of using the bathroom first. Seconds after I start to pee and I hear some dude yelling who's in the bathroom. I come out, she's gone, and I ask who are you? I size him up and he's much taller, younger and faster than me. She comes back and he asks her who I am? She says you weren't supposed to be around, and yada yada yada for about 5 minutes and I eventually split as I'm getting nowhere. Think with the head on your shoulders fellas. Info below.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-myers/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-please-down-on-my-kne/019538831777[/URL][/QUOTE]In case the link goes down here's a photo.

[QUOTE=BangaGong69;6761447]There's a new girl running a familiar scam in town, and unfortunately my other head was doing the thinking last night. I have a weakness for blonde spinners. They are working out of 2 rooms at the Deluxe Inn on Cleveland in Fort Myers. Knock on the door, the girl looks just like her pics. Leave the money on the nearest uncluttered spot and made the mistake of using the bathroom first. Seconds after I start to pee and I hear some dude yelling who's in the bathroom. I come out, she's gone, and I ask who are you? I size him up and he's much taller, younger and faster than me. She comes back and he asks her who I am? She says you weren't supposed to be around, and yada yada yada for about 5 minutes and I eventually split as I'm getting nowhere. Think with the head on your shoulders fellas. Info below.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-myers/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-please-down-on-my-kne/019538831777[/URL][/QUOTE]What went wrong here? As a seasoned vet in this hobby I would advise anyone to never pay up front. That's how they scam you. Once they have your money they. Don't have to suck, fuck or shake your hand. Been written on these boards many times. Avoid doing that at all costs. Better to walk away and save your money for another day. Any provider that's going to fuck you will let you pay after.

Good luck!

Golfguy, playing through.

I've been around awhile and had something happen last week that's never happened before on here. Because I posted something in the UTR thread a provider sent me a PM here wanting to know if I wanted to see her, and not just any provider but Thick's UTR from last week, a day before the first report was posted about her. I wasn't able to see her until Monday, after Thick, Corn Hauler, Chinbeard and others had already posted about her. So, mongers, senior status does have certain privileges. Post often my friends!

Golfguy, playing through.

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;6761888]I've been around awhile and had something happen last week that's never happened before on here. Because I posted something in the UTR thread a provider sent me a PM here wanting to know if I wanted to see her, and not just any provider but Thick's UTR from last week, a day before the first report was posted about her. I wasn't able to see her until Monday, after Thick, Corn Hauler, Chinbeard and others had already posted about her. So, mongers, senior status does have certain privileges. Post often my friends!

Golfguy, playing through.[/QUOTE]Well Mr golf pro, if you spent alittle less time on the course and little more time checking and replying to dm's Thick's UTR would be golf guys UTR and you would have had a nice breakfast at a nice hotel with a real sweet young lady. There's an old saying where I grew up."ya slow. Ya blow.

On a more serious note yes she told me this is how she connected via UTR thread. Never heard of this before but I tel you what mr hun low is going to post something on that thread.

At the end of the day it doesn't matter who connected with her first. All that matters is the that they reviewed her and shared her info with other trusted and bonafide seniors.

Hope she blew you before she blew town. If not, this is one you don't want to sleep on when she returns.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

This my find friends is a review. On myself. I am leaving the game completely. I have issues within myself I need to resolve. I was once in a very well known National MC. I was a different person then I didn't give a fuck about anyone or anything other than my Brothers. ChinBeard was my Club name an a alter ego who started controlling my life 24/7. I left the Club in 2019 got sober. I pretty much became anti social & a loner. I think I started seeing escorts more for companionship than the actual sex. But sometimes ChinBeard makes an appearance and he is not a very nice guy. Mr Thick & Cornhauler were nice enough to let me be one of the first to get the info on his UTR. Can't say enough about her but her & I had a disagreement in which I let my pride & ego get the best of me. I must say I did meet a friend in Cornhauler really cool guy. My advice to any senior members who still have the luxury of still seeing the UTR. Keep it all business and you really need not see any other provider.

Be safe out there men.

I've been seeing Dee for a while because, I rank her "gummi" as one of the best locally. That no tooth thing really gets it done, anyone got any recommendations for a more attractive visit or should I keep closing my eyes and using my imagination.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-myers/female-escorts/caucasian_w/gummy-bear-is-back-at-it-again/417832787617[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xavier239;6762263]I've been seeing Dee for a while because, I rank her "gummi" as one of the best locally. That no tooth thing really gets it done, anyone got any recommendations for a more attractive visit or should I keep closing my eyes and using my imagination.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-myers/female-escorts/caucasian_w/gummy-bear-is-back-at-it-again/417832787617[/URL][/QUOTE]You may want to double bag just in case hers ever falls off! Ugh.

Hi guys.

Been here for a decade and been searching for a "regular" who fits my expectations, but more importantly that I mesh with. I was so very excited when I heard of the recent UTR, but everyone's mailboxes were full.

I have seen:

- Amy ("pretty blue eyes") - she was visiting but haven't seen her return. She was all but GFE, though stated she wasnt. Did her best to swallow a whole banana and truly engaged. If she were around, shed be a good fit!

- Anna Liese. Too large for my liking.

- Ashley ("red" / "assley") - ok buy just wasnt wowed.

- Classy Cheryl. Most recent visitation. Unfortunately she had aged over the years and her skills are not what they used to be. She used to be willing to take a load orally but not seems to side-slurp and let it fall out.

- Amazing Grace. Had such high hopes but got Covid and had to cancel. Ever since, she won't see me.

- Jess / Eliza. Difficult to schedule though very nice. Another who just wasnt a perfect match.

- Kelly ("long tongue") - good skills and can take it all but just didn't feel a connection worth repeating.

- Marie. Close match but stays in the Cape, which is not convenient.

- Mary Kay. Ehhhh.

- Medusa. Seen her a couple times and she is nice but there is something I just can't get around.

- Roxanne. Though many have raved, I didn't connect. Felt like I was just going thru the motions.

- Sara. Almost too talkative and I prefer smaller framed women.

- Vegas Bunny. Felt rushed.

- Taylor. Would absolutely love to revisit if more was on the table. She is stunning and someone I felt comfortable with!!

- Tamara's girls. Seen many, some good, some bad. My absolute favorite is Angel. Wow, perfect connection and spectacular body, with good skills. Never felt such a connection from kissing.

- Kay. Now retired / left area, she was a regular for a year. While a bit larger, I connected, she was pretty, made me feel comfortable, and her skills were amazing.

Wishing I could find a provider (UTR or otherwise), who I could mesh with and who would fulfill the desires which are otherwise not being met. Might only be a dream but hoping one of you might be willing to PM me recommendations.

Thanks.