Massage Parlor Reports

Greetings everyone,

This is my first report. Spend few days reading older posts and taught myself the lingo, but bear with me as I am new to this. The report is about my first AMP experience and unfortunately for me it was a disappointment. But wanted to share the experience here as it may save one of you guys a lousy visit at this AMP.

This was the dream. Few days ago I was dreaming that I was bored and and the junior was asking for some action. Since I was nervous about any BP girls to try for my first time, I wanted to break the ice with an AMP. After skimming through CL, chose this AMP located in Altamonte. When coming from the I-4, this is located in a small plaza right opposite the mall. The advert read the usual attractive words but I noticed the name of place was different from the one in advert but the address / location was right. Made a call and lady with strong foreign accent answered and said 80winks for an hour. She sounded ok so I parked and walked in. Was greeted by this asian lady (must be late 30's) in jean shorts and revealing top, she was slim and I liked the sight. The place is an old house converted to a spa, but didn't smell nice. It was dim, and the carpets smelt damp. After walking into the room she asked up front and I paid. Asked me to change and walked out. The bed was covered in clean sheets and towels were clean too. I changed into a towel and laid on bed, she walks in and tells me if I have taken off undies I should wear it. Shit, I thought. But too late, I thought I'll at least get a decent massage and got into undies.

She puts a white cloth covering me and starts a massage over it. It was lousy, all she knew how to do was squeeze my muscles till it hurt. I have had genuine thai massages before and this was nothing like it. This goes on for about 40 minutes during which she walks out about 3 times. Then she sits me up on bed gives a head massage and says ok ok finish. I was like oh thanks and started getting dressed to leave. She says something to me with smiles but I didn't understand so she repeats again with something which I make out to be she asking a tip. I only had a. 20 with me and I just gave her that and walked out, she comes behind and asks me to come again soon, I won't.

I'm unclear if I can post the name / number / address of the spa in open forum so I won't do it. But any of you want to know, please drop me a PM.

If any of you lucky souls want to help out a newbie with some good info, I will be more than happy to share back when I build my network.

Cheers everyone!

DocH

[QUOTE=DocHoliday1987; 1705815]Greetings everyone,

This is my first report. Spend few days reading older posts and taught myself the lingo, but bear with me as I am new to this. The report is about my first AMP experience and unfortunately for me it was a disappointment. But wanted to share the experience here as it may save one of you guys a lousy visit at this AMP.

This was the dream. Few days ago I was dreaming that I was bored and and the junior was asking for some action. Since I was nervous about any BP girls to try for my first time, I wanted to break the ice with an AMP. After skimming through CL, chose this AMP located in Altamonte. When coming from the I-4, this is located in a small plaza right opposite the mall. The advert read the usual attractive words but I noticed the name of place was different from the one in advert but the address / location was right. Made a call and lady with strong foreign accent answered and said 80winks for an hour. She sounded ok so I parked and walked in. Was greeted by this asian lady (must be late 30's) in jean shorts and revealing top, she was slim and I liked the sight. The place is an old house converted to a spa, but didn't smell nice. It was dim, and the carpets smelt damp. After walking into the room she asked up front and I paid. Asked me to change and walked out. The bed was covered in clean sheets and towels were clean too. I changed into a towel and laid on bed, she walks in and tells me if I have taken off undies I should wear it. Shit, I thought. But too late, I thought I'll at least get a decent massage and got into undies.

She puts a white cloth covering me and starts a massage over it. It was lousy, all she knew how to do was squeeze my muscles till it hurt. I have had genuine thai massages before and this was nothing like it. This goes on for about 40 minutes during which she walks out about 3 times. Then she sits me up on bed gives a head massage and says ok ok finish. I was like oh thanks and started getting dressed to leave. She says something to me with smiles but I didn't understand so she repeats again with something which I make out to be she asking a tip. I only had a. 20 with me and I just gave her that and walked out, she comes behind and asks me to come again soon, I won't.

I'm unclear if I can post the name / number / address of the spa in open forum so I won't do it. But any of you want to know, please drop me a PM.

If any of you lucky souls want to help out a newbie with some good info, I will be more than happy to share back when I build my network.

Cheers everyone!

DocH[/QUOTE]My first experience was similar in Casselberry. I ran into the same problem you had at that spa, but I actually told her I had wanted to leave happy and she told me to get naked and lay back down! It's all in how you play the cards.

Went to try them out today. Had Jackie and Roxy to chose from. Roxy is from MBS and now works her. Jackie is a Russian that was very skinny and cute. Was hard to chose from, but had always wanted to try roxy out, so gave her a go. Gave. 30 hh door fee. Typical rub turned into topless happy ending. No negioating up front which was nice. I gave. 60 tip, could have given. 40. Their ad said fetish friendly, but I believe that is 100% dependent on the person you chose. Not the case with Roxy. Her Upper body was worth the time and the money. She is lovely and very nice. Would have preferred more play but would repear. I think I would try the other gals next time. It is in a medical plaze and not an appartment. It is a very discreet location by Universal.

Be safe and have fun.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-luxsa-spa-hot-senusal-rubs-specials-exotic-beauties-to-warm-u-up-24/7984043[/url]

[QUOTE=Rippa; 1705489]Hello AMP Fans,

Had the opportunity to cruise a bit in Orlando last weekend (SW's are normally my thing) , but Saturday night turned out to be incredibly dry. So much so that I saw this place on the north side of Colonial, just a few blocks east of OBT, and I was sorely tempted to pop my AMP Cherry. Lights were on late. Did a search here on the USASG as well as RTFF for at least 6 months back and could find no reports on 'Green Tea Spa'. Just curious, is this just another 'veggie massage' joint?[/QUOTE]I had been to Green Tea several times and it was just flat out bad. Rude and clear about no extras. The massage was terrible both times and the older korean lady was pissed that I didn't leave a tip for the bad massage. Haven't been back and would not go back until I have seen a number of positive reports and that hasn't happened (that I've seen) in at least a year.

WOF

Stopped by the Lucky Dragon on Osceola Pkwy in Kissimmee yesterday because my lower back was killing me. It seems this place was just purchased by a young Chinese lady and has another Chinese therapist working for her. I drew the latter. She did an awesome massage and teased the hell out of my ass, so I thought things were going to go extremely well. On the flip she did everything but the boys. Damn! So I said WTF, took her hand and showed her how to break the next move. She reluctantly got to work. She was hyper-shy about roaming, but starting kissing me on the lips like I was the long Lost Emperor. WTF! Well, anyway, it all ended up positive and it seemed like she wanted to marry me.

I think they are trying to start a legitimate place and are being taken by surprise. I chatted with them both for a while after and they really seem to be a couple of ladies trying to make a living doing "good massages." I kinda felt bad introducing her to the Worlds of Fun.

WOF

[QUOTE=DocHoliday1987; 1705815]Greetings everyone,

This is my first report. Spend few days reading older posts and taught myself the lingo, but bear with me as I am new to this. The report is about my first AMP experience and unfortunately for me it was a disappointment. But wanted to share the experience here as it may save one of you guys a lousy visit at this AMP.

This was the dream. Few days ago I was dreaming that I was bored and and the junior was asking for some action. Since I was nervous about any BP girls to try for my first time, I wanted to break the ice with an AMP. After skimming through CL, chose this AMP located in Altamonte. When coming from the I-4, this is located in a small plaza right opposite the mall. The advert read the usual attractive words but I noticed the name of place was different from the one in advert but the address / location was right. Made a call and lady with strong foreign accent answered and said 80winks for an hour. She sounded ok so I parked and walked in. Was greeted by this asian lady (must be late 30's) in jean shorts and revealing top, she was slim and I liked the sight. The place is an old house converted to a spa, but didn't smell nice. It was dim, and the carpets smelt damp. After walking into the room she asked up front and I paid. Asked me to change and walked out. The bed was covered in clean sheets and towels were clean too. I changed into a towel and laid on bed, she walks in and tells me if I have taken off undies I should wear it. Shit, I thought. But too late, I thought I'll at least get a decent massage and got into undies.

She puts a white cloth covering me and starts a massage over it. It was lousy, all she knew how to do was squeeze my muscles till it hurt. I have had genuine thai massages before and this was nothing like it. This goes on for about 40 minutes during which she walks out about 3 times. Then she sits me up on bed gives a head massage and says ok ok finish. I was like oh thanks and started getting dressed to leave. She says something to me with smiles but I didn't understand so she repeats again with something which I make out to be she asking a tip. I only had a. 20 with me and I just gave her that and walked out, she comes behind and asks me to come again soon, I won't.

I'm unclear if I can post the name / number / address of the spa in open forum so I won't do it. But any of you want to know, please drop me a PM.

If any of you lucky souls want to help out a newbie with some good info, I will be more than happy to share back when I build my network.

Cheers everyone!

DocH[/QUOTE]After you undress just sit on the table in all your glory. When the girl walks in stand and give her a big hug. This will let they know you aren't bashful.

They always start the massage standing at your head. You can then run your hands along their legs and rearend. This will let them know you are not LEO.

Works for me. As always YMMV.

Checked out Springs Massage across from the RV place on Fairbanks today. Tried knocking on the pink back door but no answer so went around front. Was met by a late 30-early 40's lady that was attractive and agreed to an hour for. 6. An attractive Ee sa came in and appeared to be in her 20's. I was thinking this is my lucky dream as I have been hanging around a lot of forty year olds lately. So lay down face first and here comes a towel. A towel that would remain the rest of the visit. It was an excellent massage and when finished with each section, she would lightly tickle with her nails on me. Throughout my time with Ee sa my hopes would raise and fall about how the dream would end. It was a wonderful massage with lite tickling but her legs were never close enough to touch while I was face down. She was very careful with the towel and never brushed up against anything. On the flip I did try talking to her and she did let me rub her legs and booty above clothes but underclothes were out.

I've done this enough that the therapist and myself can usually agree on an ending without discussing what is. Today I thought about asking but without any flirting going on, I didn't want a mechanical boring finish.

An odd thing about Ee sa was when looking at her while standing she looked in her 20's. But when looking at her while laying on my back she looked in her 40's. It was like the Seinfeld episode that he would only go out with his girlfriend in the right lighting.

It was a good massage. And she went over the hour. Clean place. YMMV with Ee sa but if I went back, I'd want the other lady. I would also ask about going out the back door. I was led out the front and it sure seemed like a long walk around the building with all the traffic stopped at the light.

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun; 1706102]I had been to Green Tea several times and it was just flat out bad. Rude and clear about no extras. The massage was terrible both times and the older korean lady was pissed that I didn't leave a tip for the bad massage. Haven't been back and would not go back until I have seen a number of positive reports and that hasn't happened (that I've seen) in at least a year.

WOF[/QUOTE]I had avoided this place based on the bad reports over the years but was in a WTH mood a month or so ago and stopped in. Too old to still be in the business therapist. Lousy massage. Left happy but won't return any time soon.

[QUOTE=Don In Otown; 1705808]2 things.

Girl at Miss May today. Kind of fugly. Bad body. OK massage. Lot of up-sale. Could hardly understand a word.

NT on Mills. Was heading there before Miss May. OPD parked in grass in front. Noticed in my rear view yellow gvnmt. Tags on vehicles in their parking lot. Said to myself,"ahhhh, don't think so.".[/QUOTE]Visited NT yesterday. They are still open and Lucy is still one of the best.

[QUOTE=Sex Xes; 1706337]After you undress just sit on the table in all your glory. When the girl walks in stand and give her a big hug. This will let they know you aren't bashful.

They always start the massage standing at your head. You can then run your hands along their legs and rearend. This will let them know you are not LEO.

Works for me. As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]I like to give a big hug as soon as we are alone in the room but before I disrobe. You can get a good idea if things are going well at that stage depending on the reaction. I don't like to start feeling up immediately as that can give the wrong impression IMHO. I like to talk a bit and see how things are shaping up. Often they will rub thier legs on your hand and that's a pretty good sign in my experience. I guess YMMV and you have to assess the situation from the attitude you receive from the girl when she first meets you. I do not agree that if you run your hands along their legs and rearend that indicates you are not LEO!

Happy hunting and be safe.

V

[QUOTE=Meke 395;1704596]Headed out to Tampa recently and oh my God. My buddies took me to Ocean and let me say I have never seen anything like this in my life. They only had 2 ladies and both were dimes. I mean fine 10+ on an AMP scale. They were wearing lingerie tops and bottoms, that was crazy to me. Here they were shorts and a tank and they don't even try to look attractive. The cutest one here is Candy, who I guess goes by Summer now at Asahi. The Tampa ladies look super young, super hot, great tans. I have to admit it took a little fun out of it as you know what you will be getting. I like to get a little suspense. A little pricey, actually way over priced compared to here .80 at the door 200 to the lady. I know crazy but they are dimes. I don't think I'll ever go back to another AMP here after that experience. Yes this post maybe better suited for the Tampa forum, but I really think we need to know about it, plus I am sure the Tampa guys have been known about it.[/QUOTE]I go to Tampa a few times a year. Between the "modeling shows," OS, and other AMPs, Orlando can't stack up to the quality there.

I wish I could find something similar here. My old standby is too old now at IT in Altamonte.

Been out of the game for awhile. I called JG to see if I could meet up, which I will admit was short notice. No go, she was busy moving some stuff. Now, I thought about trying some of other girls that have been posted (Joytoy, Thick and Juicy, or others) , but did not think with my short amout of time, they would go for see me for the first time (they might want to check reference or just plain."who in the hell is this person?"

So I went for a massage at 192 per some postings on the board. I drew Cindy. Well, I must of looked like I took clothes from Uncle Leo's closet, she was not too warm to start out with. Straight business in the shower and then proceed to the room. Massage was great for a AMP, firm hands and hit the shoulders and lower back. Tried to play some and talk to her, but no go. On the flip, I'm thinking o. K, time to see the postings are real or not. I fell asleep on my back side and don't remember much. I think the dream was about a simple, no thrills massage of certain parts of the body, although I was able to touch and feel, no cloths came off and the clothes she had on were of Fort Knox material, no access pass the layers of clothes. Overall, I left o. K, but expectations was a little bit higher going in. Paid the house for the hour massage and left with. 3 tip. The real massage did the trick on my lower sore back but not much else. I have had better massages, but I also have had worse.

Next time, I need to plan better, and set up time to meet my ATF girl Jersey or make arrangement for some of other other great girls in Orlando.

[QUOTE=Bjceb; 1706049]Went to try them out today. Had Jackie and Roxy to chose from. Roxy is from MBS and now works her. Jackie is a Russian that was very skinny and cute. Was hard to chose from, but had always wanted to try roxy out, so gave her a go. Gave. 30 hh door fee. Typical rub turned into topless happy ending. No negioating up front which was nice. I gave. 60 tip, could have given. 40. Their ad said fetish friendly, but I believe that is 100% dependent on the person you chose. Not the case with Roxy. Her Upper body was worth the time and the money. She is lovely and very nice. Would have preferred more play but would repear. I think I would try the other gals next time. It is in a medical plaze and not an appartment. It is a very discreet location by Universal.

Be safe and have fun.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-luxsa-spa-hot-senusal-rubs-specials-exotic-beauties-to-warm-u-up-24/7984043[/url][/QUOTE]I passed through there today. Ended up with Tori (not sure who the other girl there was. But wasn't too impressed). Soon as we got to the room. The menu was provided. Rub was "ok", but the ending was better. Will try someone else next time. Upon leaving 4 girls were sitting as I exited.

Had an opportunity to visit the area. Was in a bit of a time crunch and had read a little about the local talent. Ended up trying Eastern Massage. First an admission. I'm a sucker for asian women. So, despite my misgivings at the elevated door fee, when a gorgeous spinner 9/10 came to the desk, I was hooked.

Did I mention I was on short time? So when she came in, I was already on my back. She quickly caught on though. Then the upsell started. One thing led to another and I ended up opting for a little further down the menu than I normally opt for. But when she dropped her top and bottoms, she could have listed the price as my left nut and I would have gladly paid. She was not 9/10, more 10/10. Once tipped in advance, she eagerly went to work CBJ, then finished with a good to great HJ.

Ended up close to $$ all said and done. My appologies to the locals if I've driven up the market.

Tom

Anyone know any hot Asians or latinas that are a lot of fun? Not necessarily looking for an AMP. Would like to find someone that gives a great massage and above the Orlando standard ending.

Thanks guys