Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3693094]Yes. Two numbers. One for text and one for voice.[/QUOTE]I just left her. Looks good with the little black dress and glasses. But take that off and she has no ass. Little stretched in the boobs. Small but huge nipples. Not as tight as I expected but did the trick. I will repeat at aleast one more time.

Funny thing is it's my lunch hour and now I am picking up some lunch from her sister. Well they look like they could be sisters. Nothing like a good fuck to out yiu in the mood for some king pow chicken.

[QUOTE=RoamerJ;3697248]I have tried two different girls from there both times legit massages. The massages were very very good, with a little teasing but left blue instead of happy.[/QUOTE]My third strike was there, great massage, but very little teasing, and a little unprofessional (had a movie on).

I hope this takes! I never look at this thread because it is almost worthless. I don't have the energy to try and figure out what most of you are talking about.

[QUOTE=Admin2;3700036][BLUE]You guys are going to see more of the little used infraction "Veiled Cryptic Message" on these threads. As always, nobody forces you to post but if you do I need to know what you're saying.

For the fucking idiots that think you are somehow protecting chicks from our least favorite uncles by doing it, you're not. For like the 10 millionth time, cops don't use this forum to learn shit, nothing you guys write here is news to them. All they do, all day long, is develop info. As soon as somebody applies for a new MP license what do you think happens with that info? Before they even get the key to open the door from the landlord the cops know they are moving in there. Then they send somebody by to scope it out and when it's all hot chick workers and old guy customers guess what happens next? Besides, do you really think they don't know where the "muffler shop" is?

So all of you "please don't give the government worker more info guys" need to stop. Seriously, it's embarrassing how naive you look when you say it so stop.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

I had some time to kill while in town on business so I decided on a BP spa on lake plaW Dr. Very clean and treated by a early thirties relatively attractive gal, I believe she said she was jilly. Opted for 60 minutes all was as expected. About 20 minutes in a feel a second set of hands on my lower extremities and another Voice tries to upsell me the 4 hand. I look down and the mama had snuck in with ninja like silence! WEIRD! I was digging the other gal so I said I thanks. Hard sell again offered a discount, but again I said no thanks. Continued facedown mice masage with un scented oil. Before the flip she asked if I wanted a table shower so I said sure. Again, all pretty texted boob, minus the mamasan sneak attack. I had been giving signals I was into it and none were rejected so I'm thinking good to go. We come back to the room post shower, I'm face up, lights go down, the light touch, the tease under the washcloth covering me up. I'm showing DEFINITE interest if you follow me, then she asks if I want ANOTHER 30 minutes for a discounted rate. I tell her "no I would rather be able to take care of you" so she smiles and gets my wallet for me, I pull out the going rate where I am from, and she says thank you and we are done! Needless to say I wasn't pleased and will not be back for sure. Nice massage, attractive therapist, but I would not have been so generous with my gratuity for no extras.

[QUOTE=Me7239;3700892]I hope this takes! I never look at this thread because it is almost worthless. I don't have the energy to try and figure out what most of you are talking about.[/QUOTE]It's asinine to think it protects anyone!

I noticed an odd thing about the OPEN sign at the new grey rd location. It could easily guide ships at sea. The location is elevated compared to the nearby terrain, and its on the second floor. You can see the sign blinking red and blue from way over by meijer on Southport Rd. From that distance it looks like a cop car. I'm not sure that's the type of attention they want to attract. Check it out if you are in the area.

Tried the new place off of Rockville. Walked in was greeted by a much older Asian. Thought this was not going to go well. Layer down and then in walked a cute petite girl. She was not pretty just cute. I would say around mid 30's. Massage was good. I felt relaxed. I paid for an hour and she worked in my back for 30 min. Thought that was quick. On the flip she got right to work. Roaming UTC on top and OTC on bottom. Very nice built. She definitely new how to take care of me. Cleaned up and the rest of the time massaged my legs. Not sure if I would go back. Everything was just all right, nothing exceptional.

[QUOTE=DuggerJug;3701773]I noticed an odd thing about the OPEN sign at the new grey rd location. It could easily guide ships at sea. The location is elevated compared to the nearby terrain, and its on the second floor. You can see the sign blinking red and blue from way over by meijer on Southport Rd. From that distance it looks like a cop car. I'm not sure that's the type of attention they want to attract. Check it out if you are in the area.[/QUOTE]I went last week, and pretty much had the same experience that was previously reported here. Decent but not spectacular massage, decent but relatively mechanical HE, OTC petting allowed, but little more. No discussion of tip amount so I went with the usual amount (40). I have nothing negative to say, but I probably won't go out of my way to return.

[QUOTE=Me7239;3700892]I hope this takes! I never look at this thread because it is almost worthless. I don't have the energy to try and figure out what most of you are talking about.[/QUOTE]Dilly Dilly!

I've been waiting on A2 to weigh in on this nonsense for years!

DILLY DILLY.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;3702127]Dilly Dilly![/QUOTE]

I've been looking at Jessica's post on CL for work dinner time and finally took the plunge in scheduling an hour massage. I fully expected there to be no extras or even a hint of them but that was ok as I was definitely in need of a good quality massage (but hey if something came up I certainly want going to reject). In any case, I did not feel comfortable at all trying anything or even asking her as her location was great, clean, comfortable and relaxing. She also teaches you there but had just started out soon I can't tell if that's just a front or not. The massage was absolutely wonderful and one of the best legits I've had in quite a while. She is extremely cute, very sweet and caring on great conversation. Wondering if anyone else has had any luck with her at all in exploring extras? There is something about her that I feel maybe after a few repeat visits she would open up and flirt but that could just be my wishful thinking, LOL. Nonetheless I will definitely repeat for great massage as she is incredibly sweet and talented was. Saw her for an hour and she spent extra time though so not a clock watcher at all. It was. 8 for massage and tipped. 2 . Hope someone out there can tell me if any fun is to be had in the future.

Anyone have any reviews on majestic from BP. I think she poses in the massage page but since it isn't a parlor I didn't know where to ask. I will TOFTT if nobody else has tried. She said she has been on there for a few years. Just want to know if she is real or worth the drive for me? Thanks.

[QUOTE=JjFish2005;3703875]Anyone have any reviews on majestic from BP. I think she poses in the massage page but since it isn't a parlor I didn't know where to ask. I will TOFTT if nobody else has tried. She said she has been on there for a few years. Just want to know if she is real or worth the drive for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]She has been reported as a rip off.

[QUOTE=JjFish2005;3703875]Anyone have any reviews on majestic from BP. I think she poses in the massage page but since it isn't a parlor I didn't know where to ask. I will TOFTT if nobody else has tried. She said she has been on there for a few years. Just want to know if she is real or worth the drive for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would say the Backpage thread is the best place for this. I know nothing of her though.

For future reference, it will be helpful to include link to the backpage ad and or pictures. Even more important since they changed the header rules including only phone numbers.

For all my East Prez Mongers, the librarian has returned to the mother land. She will not return until April. She had one of the best tease games in the biz. Now I have to begin my search again.