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[QUOTE=GMacMan;5103046]Albert, it doesn't quite work that way. Yes, the guys are huge, but they do not stretch the goods to the limits. Remember, the goods are designed so that a 4. 5 inch object can pass through it when it comes time to deliver a baby and "the goods" usually shrink right back down shortly afterward. It just so happens that a horse penis is about 4-4. 5 inches in diameter (when erect), so girls that do beastiality porn are actually getting their goods stretched to the limits. Girls that care about their profession will often do exercises to strengthen their muscles so that they can grip as tight as they want. Even after having kids they feel as tight or tighter than most virgins. If I ever partake in FS with someone new and she is loose, I tell her about PC muscle exercises to help her tighten up.[/QUOTE]Well, sort of. Most deliveries include an episiotomy to facilitate birth without tearing (which is common without the procedure). So there is that.

Exercises help, and modern medical care has become quite successful at repairing the injury of birth and an episiotomy. But in my experience, there is a general difference between mothers and those yet to be. One girl I recall was so tight, I thought my raincoat had broke. So I had to check, and sure enough it was just her. She was not yet a mom.

But back to your original point, normal sex with any size (human) penis does not have an impact on perceived tightness, regardless how often or vigorous she might partake.

[QUOTE=HollandGuy73;5102059]She's been around for yearrs.[/QUOTE]Do you know with certainty that this is Kimberly. Pretty Blonde Goddess? This is a very different set of images than she typically uses?

AG.

[QUOTE=WaltK;5103091]That is a delicate conversation, you got to be smooth to pull that one off.[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree with WaltK here. Asking an SP if she does Kegels, and if not, to start doing them? Yeesh. Make sure it's not you before you ask and know that it is likely to offend her (be ready to be told to go eff yourself). Would any of our female members wish to offer comments here? This thread may better belong in the General section.

AG.

[QUOTE=Monger01;5102068]As Benz correctly pointed out in reply to my fight thread post, even with a lot of reviews sometimes a recent one is required to see if things are still as they were. Better or worse.

I've been seeing curley (or curly?) sue weekly for quite some time. Overall she's been reliable and a good blow and go date. 2 x her crazy life made her miss a date. She's always been sobor when I see her.

My most recent date with her was a mess. No response to my initial "on my way" texts close to our arranged time. After our date time I left the area but she texted me apologizing. She had her kid with her and her husband at the house. I told her we could just pass today but she said please come. I get there and its more sitting and waiting. Finally she says come in. I walk in. Noone in sight. I hear barely coherent muttering from the kitchen. I can tell already she's stoned or drunk. I almost left but against my better judgement stayed. Bad choice. She was plowed. My guess is meth. Super hyper and couldn't maintain motion. Weird reactions to everything. Kept stopping. I couldn't stay hard. Nothing sexy in any of this. I managed to finish somehow and left quickly. Very dissapointed. Had this been my 1st visit with her I'd have never seen her again.

Another monger here posted a bad review of her saying among other things that she was jittery and nervous. I'd venture a guess she was on drugs then.[/QUOTE]I am sorry for your experience. This is the reason why I have avoided her since and wrote the honest review. I would like to give the benefit of the doubt to providers regarding drug use but also wanted to share my own intuition.

I value reliability, safety, my time and my money. Too many providers waste one of these and lose me as a customer.

Is Curly Sue GFE? Not at all in my book, GFE is more than services rendered, but everyone's definition differs. I can find way sexier experiences at the same rate than going to her. Drugs are enough to keep me distanced and avoid other things compromising my safety and yours.

I would definitely recommend Mandy, Morgan or Charlotte for a better experience. Looking for a quickie Jenna (Tabitha) is reliable too if ok with BBW.

For her sake I hope she cleans it up, but my monger time and dime won't be wasted on her for the foreseeable future.

Good luck out there and stay safe. This means a lot more in 2020 than ever before!

[QUOTE=BigT0501;5102373]Was this chick offering all services or massage only? I see she's promoting nuru services.[/QUOTE]Massage only.

[QUOTE=Monger01;5102798]I would also like to know if she's full service or just massage. She's so hot I assumed she was a fake.[/QUOTE]Massage only for me. She isn't fake though. Worth working on to expand services I think. DJ.

Anyone have any experience with her?

She seems really cheap, so probably TGTBT but customers don't lie.

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[QUOTE=Albert65;5094032]From a personal view, when I occasionally watch a porn video, the guys are HUGE. By my logic that means stretching the goods to the limits. I could be wrong and maybe that kind of experience means she's better at what she does.

However for my taste, this would be my pick. She's outcall only. I'd be ashamed to take her to a no-tell motel. So, assuming I won the lottery, I'd book a 4 or 5 star hotel with a Jacuzzi and big playground bed. At $200 per hour, I'd have to have more so whatever her overnight rate, plus the hotel would make for a dream come true.

Is it just me or does she almost look like a real live sexy, cartoon girl?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/emily0417-[/URL][/QUOTE]A few years back, the regular I was seeing had a duo partner that she wanted to have join us. My regular had told me that her duo partner loved them huge and that her BF was very well hung. Well I don't qualify as huge, so I expected a loose fit. Turns out the lady who loved them huge had one of the tightest kitties I've ever been in. She was proud of the fact because she did her pelvic exercises daily. I believe they are call Keagle excersises.

[QUOTE=NamesTheGoblin;5103499]Anyone have any experience with her?

She seems really cheap, so probably TGTBT but customers don't lie.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/yes-im-naughty-asian-meet-fo/581344286863[/URL][/QUOTE]Learn how to search the internet for images, it's really easy, to avoid asking embarrassing newbie (to the forum, at least) questions.

Thanks to ChastD1959 for helping out a new guy, but OMG that ad! I'm screen capturing the ad now and will put it in the new member guide as the poster child for fake ads. I wouldn't have given this a second look so I'm glad ChastD brought this up so I could get a good laugh. Wow.

[QUOTE=NamesTheGoblin;5103499]Anyone have any experience with her?

She seems really cheap, so probably TGTBT but customers don't lie.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/yes-im-naughty-asian-meet-fo/581344286863[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;5103828]Learn how to search the internet for images, it's really easy, to avoid asking embarrassing newbie (to the forum, at least) questions.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amaregraeco;5103328]Do you know with certainty that this is Kimberly. Pretty Blonde Goddess? This is a very different set of images than she typically uses?

AG.[/QUOTE]It is the same phone number as her ads with the familiar pics so I imagine it is.

[QUOTE=GMacMan;5103046] If I ever partake in FS with someone new and she is loose, I tell her about PC muscle exercises to help her tighten up.[/QUOTE]That will go over like a fart in church.

My opinion? I don't recommend doing that. Also, for the record, I disagree with that assessment. I've been a "m f" for 3 decades and I have been with hundreds of women. They shrink back, but not all the way back, and their hips spread which makes the womb larger. It can feel like you're fucking a fence post hole or fingering a punch bowl. And if they start doing keegles. It will take several months to do any change there, if any. Just my experience and my opinion. .

[QUOTE=NamesTheGoblin;5103499]Anyone have any experience with her?

She seems really cheap, so probably TGTBT but customers don't lie.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/yes-im-naughty-asian-meet-fo/581344286863[/URL][/QUOTE]You're obviously new to STG. THAT, my friend, is what a fake STG ad looks like. Especially for AMP's. Hell no that's not real. Go ahead and try contacting her so you can get the full STG fake ad experience and learn from it. .

Shelly asked me to inform the group that she is back in GR as of this am and taking appointments. Mature, classy, beautiful, fun lady. Enjoy her as she enjoys her time here once again!

Keep treating her well and she'll keep coming. Win-win!

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Thanks to JMaul for this open and honest review. After my last experience (2 months ago), I said, "No more!" I had given up, tried once more out of urgency and had a terrible experience. Delays, once inside couldn't find her as she kept dashing here & there in and out of rooms, then a rushed experience, the whole time she was sweaty as a race horse. No thanks! Total waste. GFE? Not even close. Very few gals know what that means any more.

Keep up the good reports, men.

[QUOTE=JMaul;5103362]I am sorry for your experience. This is the reason why I have avoided her since and wrote the honest review. I would like to give the benefit of the doubt to providers regarding drug use but also wanted to share my own intuition.

I value reliability, safety, my time and my money. Too many providers waste one of these and lose me as a customer.

Is Curly Sue GFE? Not at all in my book, GFE is more than services rendered, but everyone's definition differs. I can find way sexier experiences at the same rate than going to her. Drugs are enough to keep me distanced and avoid other things compromising my safety and yours.

I would definitely recommend Mandy, Morgan or Charlotte for a better experience. Looking for a quickie Jenna (Tabitha) is reliable too if ok with BBW.

For her sake I hope she cleans it up, but my monger time and dime won't be wasted on her for the foreseeable future.

Good luck out there and stay safe. This means a lot more in 2020 than ever before![/QUOTE]