Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Anon2854;6094863]I went here for a massage pre-COVID and it was extremely obvious that it was a legit place. All of the common indicators: they accepted CC, they were advertising couples massages, a lot of bullshit about various types of massages and various pricing. I have a shameful amount of experience with these places and I can pretty safely say that, at least at the time, they were not offering anything but self-serve. Or at least my provider wasn't. It was the least sensual massage I've ever received.

I just signed up for a month of RM to see if there's anything I'm missing (searching this form is rough and seems like all the same places are mentioned). There's a brand new review about MH and it's kind of unclear but it seems he is saying there's a new owner and with it, a new menu. I'll be reporting for duty today. Anyone have updated info on this place?

Sign says MH Massage but I'm pretty sure I've also seen it referred to as "Muscle Health" or "Muscle Healing".[/QUOTE]Gave it a shot. Don't want to say too much so I'll just say it's definitely not the same ownership as it was when I went years ago. Full menu now.

[QUOTE=Amotes;6098084]I travel to Southfield few time a month and looking for a good AMP. TIA! I'm from the Chicago area so if I can provide any recommendations this way, let me know.[/QUOTE]Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.

[QUOTE=Fasted2010;6099469]Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.[/QUOTE]Ha, same here to Amotes. Sounds like he'll have plenty to read in his msgs.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?

Anyone have any info on her? I messaged her on IG and said she is in a private home in Detroit. Want to find out a little more before I schedule.

[URL]https://instagram.com/dominique_mariee_[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jp1225;6099068]Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.[/QUOTE]Toothiest and most painful BJ I ever received. Avoid and spend your $ elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BAezzy411;6099909]Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?[/QUOTE]Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.

[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100554]Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.[/QUOTE]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.

- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.

- any kind of groupon deals.

- promoting couples massages


Good signs:

- atrocious english on website.

- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.

- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).

- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.

These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.

Don't forget "New Girls". They always advertise new girls for as long as I can remember. As far back as the ads in the sports section of the local rag. Even with the same old sea hags on staff.

Great list, love it! I certainly look for similar things. New Girls language of course the most obvious. Low # of Google reviews is usually a good sign, esp if any are from males and mention keywords like happy or relaxing.

I also like going onto Google Maps street view and looking at the place. Covered windows = good sign. Windows you can see through, and things like massage, nail or hair chairs = not what we're looking for.

I also do the same browsing escorts as far back as the Craigslist days. Easiest one there is looking for pics in cheap hotel rooms.

[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100600]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all..[/QUOTE]

Along the lines of how to tell whether a parlor is strictly legit or at least offers a friendly handshake, there are those providers that run the 'notorious ads", BBBJ, 69 etc.

My favorite "service" on the notorious ads is, "Drain you balls", LOL.

[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100600]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.

- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.

- any kind of groupon deals.

- promoting couples massages


Good signs:

- atrocious english on website.

- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.

- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).

- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.

These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.[/QUOTE]Good sign: 90 year old rickety wood structure with hand painted plywood sign that says " Massage Here".

Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.

Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?

[QUOTE=SzGino;6100973]Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.

Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]It's not a bad neighborhood at all. Not sure I would want to hang out there at night, (anything within a 30 mile radius of Detroit is not my kinda place anyway) but no issues during the day, I was just there today. Hehe.

[QUOTE=EDPills;6100850]Good sign: 90 year old rickety wood structure with hand painted plywood sign that says " Massage Here".[/QUOTE]Honestly, having no sign at all is a good sign too. These places aren't exactly winning chamber of commerce awards.

Anyone have info on Asian Massage Therapy in Farmington on Grand River? I was ready to TOFTT but just found out they take credit cards. Thoughts?

Came here this afternoon and noticed they have a few new girls. Lina (Leena) met me at the door and brought me to a room. Must have just got off the boat because her English is very limited. Told her I wanted an hour, deep tissue massage. She looked at me like a deer in headlights. So I said "One hour. Very hard". She seemed to understand that. Got undressed and waited for her without a towel covering my fat ass (just to see what her reaction would be). She giggled when she entered and put the towel over me.

The massage was amazing! Nice, deep tissue and very firm pressure around my shoulders and lower back. No teasing, no playfulness. A few times I could feel her thighs rub against my arms so each time I tried to rub her thigh and each time she moved away. Got it. Standard massage. But it felt so damn good I actually didn't even mind. She started on my legs using a firm pressure again but kept a safe distance away from the boys. Almost put me to sleep it felt so good.

Then out of the blue she start gentle massaging my taint and balls. So I raise my hips up and she starts finger grazing my shaft while gently massaging the boys. I immediately flip over confused and aroused. She asks if it's okay and I told her absolutely but I wasn't expecting it. Then she tells me it's an extra $70. I tell her (after I made her repeat it to me. $70?Really? I didn't bring that much with me. She nods and says okay. So I tell her to just skip it this time.

She doesn't listen to me and starts feather rubbing my shaft, balls, taint, and inner thighs. Circling around them for awhile like a hawk hunting its prey. Finally, she grabs the shaft and starts slowly going up and down lightly, then reverting back to the inner thighs and taint, gently squeezing the balls. I'm massaging her vag OTC. She absolutely doesn't mind. This goes on for about 5 minutes then she suddenly grabs the shaft like she holding on for dear life and starts jack hammering me. This went on for about 10 seconds and I shot it all over her forearm.

Towels me off. Compliments my fat ass and asks if I go running (really? I tell her three times a week. LOL She tells me to come back to see her. I tell her I will bring more next time. Gives me a water and I hand her the tip.

[QUOTE=Anon2854;6101613]Anyone have info on Asian Massage Therapy in Farmington on Grand River? I was ready to TOFTT but just found out they take credit cards. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Strictly legit. Save your money.

[QUOTE=RamButt;6101928]Strictly legit. Save your money.[/QUOTE]Ahh. Many thanks.

[QUOTE=Indigo27;6096286]Does she provide a sensual massage with a HE and is it just OTC or she takes them off?[/QUOTE]There's nothing in-between you but some oil.

You will not find a better attitude or performance from a provider in this area. I'm heading back for a visit myself.

Plus she has a shower available for cleaning up after. She's very generous with the oil, so this is a fantastic add on!

Has anybody seen her yet? I've reached out and she says she works out of a parlor in warren and she does offer sensual, reverse touch, and bikini massages but she texted me no release as heads up so I won't be disappointed. Pm details as well.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/2831660[/URL]

[QUOTE=LunasMan;6101815]Came here this afternoon and noticed they have a few new girls. Lina (Leena) met me at the door and brought me to a room. Must have just got off the boat because her English is very limited. Told her I wanted an hour, deep tissue massage. She looked at me like a deer in headlights. So I said "One hour. Very hard". She seemed to understand that. Got undressed and waited for her without a towel covering my fat ass (just to see what her reaction would be). She giggled when she entered and put the towel over me.

The massage was amazing! Nice, deep tissue and very firm pressure around my shoulders and lower back. No teasing, no playfulness. A few times I could feel her thighs rub against my arms so each time I tried to rub her thigh and each time she moved away. Got it. Standard massage. But it felt so damn good I actually didn't even mind. She started on my legs using a firm pressure again but kept a safe distance away from the boys. Almost put me to sleep it felt so good.

Then out of the blue she start gentle massaging my taint and balls. So I raise my hips up and she starts finger grazing my shaft while gently massaging the boys. I immediately flip over confused and aroused. She asks if it's okay and I told her absolutely but I wasn't expecting it. Then she tells me it's an extra $70. I tell her (after I made her repeat it to me. $70?Really? I didn't bring that much with me. She nods and says okay. So I tell her to just skip it this time.[/QUOTE]Can you share the location? Sounds nice and relaxing with a surprise. Very nice and lucky you.

[QUOTE=LunasMan;6101815]Came here this afternoon and noticed they have a few new girls. Lina (Leena) met me at the door and brought me to a room. Must have just got off the boat because her English is very limited. Told her I wanted an hour, deep tissue massage. She looked at me like a deer in headlights. So I said "One hour. Very hard". She seemed to understand that. Got undressed and waited for her without a towel covering my fat ass (just to see what her reaction would be). She giggled when she entered and put the towel over me.

The massage was amazing! Nice, deep tissue and very firm pressure around my shoulders and lower back. No teasing, no playfulness. A few times I could feel her thighs rub against my arms so each time I tried to rub her thigh and each time she moved away. Got it. Standard massage. But it felt so damn good I actually didn't even mind. She started on my legs using a firm pressure again but kept a safe distance away from the boys. Almost put me to sleep it felt so good.

Then out of the blue she start gentle massaging my taint and balls. So I raise my hips up and she starts finger grazing my shaft while gently massaging the boys. I immediately flip over confused and aroused. She asks if it's okay and I told her absolutely but I wasn't expecting it. Then she tells me it's an extra $70. I tell her (after I made her repeat it to me. $70?Really? I didn't bring that much with me. She nods and says okay. So I tell her to just skip it this time.

She doesn't listen to me and starts feather rubbing my shaft, balls, taint, and inner thighs. Circling around them for awhile like a hawk hunting its prey. Finally, she grabs the shaft and starts slowly going up and down lightly, then reverting back to the inner thighs and taint, gently squeezing the balls. I'm massaging her vag OTC. She absolutely doesn't mind. This goes on for about 5 minutes then she suddenly grabs the shaft like she holding on for dear life and starts jack hammering me. This went on for about 10 seconds and I shot it all over her forearm.

Towels me off. Compliments my fat ass and asks if I go running (really? I tell her three times a week. LOL She tells me to come back to see her. I tell her I will bring more next time. Gives me a water and I hand her the tip.[/QUOTE]So how much was the actual tip, since you didn't have the 70 she asked for?

I haven't seen her for a while so I thought I would visit for some holiday weekend fun. She opened the door wearing a very short blue nightie the showed a lot of her tits. I paid her $100 for her hydromassage and got undressed. She got in the inflated pool naked and proceeded to apply the slop. She covered both of us and then the body slide began. As my hard cock was sliding between her tits she was rubbing my ass with her hand. After several minutes of playing, we were off to the shower, where she playfully washed the slime from me while finishing me off. Great visit. I tipped her $80 and left.

[URL]http://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru/home[/URL]

[QUOTE=CouchExeter;6102449]So how much was the actual tip, since you didn't have the 70 she asked for?[/QUOTE]My bad. Total I brought with me was $100.

[QUOTE=SzGino;6102431]Can you share the location? Sounds nice and relaxing with a surprise. Very nice and lucky you.[/QUOTE]On Wixom road in Wixom, just north of I-96.

[QUOTE=SzGino;6100973]Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.

Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]Beautiful neighborhood safe well-kept clean gorgeous studio.

That's the place, it's safe, and with the extremely scarce options she is probably the only option if you want clean and drug free.

[QUOTE=SzGino;6100973]Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.

Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackRoomBob;6102530]I haven't seen her for a while so I thought I would visit for some holiday weekend fun. She opened the door wearing a very short blue nightie the showed a lot of her tits. I paid her $100 for her hydromassage and got undressed. She got in the inflated pool naked and proceeded to apply the slop. She covered both of us and then the body slide began. As my hard cock was sliding between her tits she was rubbing my ass with her hand. After several minutes of playing, we were off to the shower, where she playfully washed the slime from me while finishing me off. Great visit. I tipped her $80 and left.

[URL]http://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru/home[/URL][/QUOTE]So 180 total and no FS. That's a pass for me. Thanks for the info.

Wow! The boys aren't lying. Made an appointment for this morning. Confirm with her before 8 am. Comma are great with her. Gives me the cross roads and tells me she will give me the address when I arrive there. Fair enough. I arrive and text her and she quickly provided the address, which is a minutes drive. I arrive and text her that I have arrived. It is an average house for the neighborhood with a detached garage in similar condition. She comes out of the garage and we greet each other. As it is my first time I'm not sure what to expect. Walk into the garage and it is clean and well decorated. She has some soft lighting with some candles burning and some incense as well. Nice music playing.

I get undressed and lay down facedown. Yes lots of oil and nice massage B2B. Nice teasing and kissing. Flip and there is some more kissing DFK and it is very GFE. A little BBBJ. More teasing and then BBBJ until CIM. Some small talk as she cleans up and then to the shower for a little more fun.

It was my first time and so I didn't rush right in with DATY or other things. But she is a happy person and truly likes what she does. I'm sold and she will be my go to from now on.

She is older than her picture. She has a little tummy and ass on her. But I don't mind that. Overall, excellent service! Highly recommend and will abso fucking lutely will repeat.

[QUOTE=QuestForFun69;6103899]So 180 total and no FS. That's a pass for me. Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Hard pass for me too since she's almost 70 years old.

She is awesome.

[QUOTE=SzGino;6103901]Wow! The boys aren't lying. Made an appointment for this morning. Confirm with her before 8 am. Comma are great with her. Gives me the cross roads and tells me she will give me the address when I arrive there. Fair enough. I arrive and text her and she quickly provided the address, which is a minutes drive. I arrive and text her that I have arrived. It is an average house for the neighborhood with a detached garage in similar condition. She comes out of the garage and we greet each other. As it is my first time I'm not sure what to expect. Walk into the garage and it is clean and well decorated. She has some soft lighting with some candles burning and some incense as well. Nice music playing.

I get undressed and lay down facedown. Yes lots of oil and nice massage B2B. Nice teasing and kissing. Flip and there is some more kissing DFK and it is very GFE. A little BBBJ. More teasing and then BBBJ until CIM. Some small talk as she cleans up and then to the shower for a little more fun.

It was my first time and so I didn't rush right in with DATY or other things. But she is a happy person and truly likes what she does. I'm sold and she will be my go to from now on.

She is older than her picture. She has a little tummy and ass on her. But I don't mind that. Overall, excellent service! Highly recommend and will abso fucking lutely will repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RamButt;6101928]Strictly legit. Save your money.[/QUOTE]I was up for a challenge. Can proudly say it is not strictly legit. I did have my doubts. They take credit cards and the place is much nicer than your typical AMP. As soon as I walked in I thought it was going to be a disappointment. Sign in the room said providers are licenses and blah blah blah crime etc etc. They really had me convinced but about 30 minutes in she started with the tease and delivered on the flip. Tease was borderline painful. She needs a lesson on male anatomy. But then the ending was quite nice. Oh. She was probably about 95 years old. I have a feeling this is a YMMV place. Not a sure thing.

Still one of the more dependable AMPs for good massage and enthusiastic HE. Jenny has a great personality, her massage skills were solid, and her pre-flip tease was the best I've had in many months. Wish she allowed more UTC freedom, but that's a small complaint compared to the overall pleasant experience. 80/40.

[QUOTE=Jjjapd;6105103]She is awesome.[/QUOTE]I must agree. Very friendly, complimentary, treats you like a true friend.

Lots of teasing during the session.

[QUOTE=NewDoug;6098677]If you are talking about Tropical Touch on southbound Gratiot it is a bikini place. Went a few months ago and nothing sensual about the massage.[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. The massage wasn't all that impressive either.

Saw her on Adult Search, can't tell if it's legit. Anyone else given it a try??

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/2041878[/URL]

[QUOTE=BillyBobMi;6105828]I must agree. Very friendly, complimentary, treats you like a true friend.

Lots of teasing during the session.[/QUOTE]I travel A LOT for work and an always on the hunt. Bonita is one of a kind👍.

[QUOTE=BigBodyScottie;6096196]After taking some time away from the hobby, I decided to jump back in with a visit to Bella touch this past weekend. I walked in and was greeted with a hug from mama. Paid for the hour with Susie and had the best AMP experience ever. It was slow so mama came in and gave the best foot rub I've ever had while Susie climbed on my back. Ended with a tease and amazing HE. Might have been amazing since it's been a year, but great either way. Highly recommend Susie.[/QUOTE]What's up mongers I'm back in Detroit for the holiday been staying with fam since I've been back leave out back home in a few weeks. Is Joy still at Bella?

[QUOTE=SzGino;6103901]Wow! The boys aren't lying. Made an appointment for this morning. Confirm with her before 8 am. Comma are great with her. Gives me the cross roads and tells me she will give me the address when I arrive there. Fair enough. I arrive and text her and she quickly provided the address, which is a minutes drive. I arrive and text her that I have arrived. It is an average house for the neighborhood with a detached garage in similar condition. She comes out of the garage and we greet each other. As it is my first time I'm not sure what to expect. Walk into the garage and it is clean and well decorated. She has some soft lighting with some candles burning and some incense as well. Nice music playing.

I get undressed and lay down facedown. Yes lots of oil and nice massage B2B. Nice teasing and kissing. Flip and there is some more kissing DFK and it is very GFE. A little BBBJ. More teasing and then BBBJ until CIM. Some small talk as she cleans up and then to the shower for a little more fun.

It was my first time and so I didn't rush right in with DATY or other things. But she is a happy person and truly likes what she does. I'm sold and she will be my go to from now on.

She is older than her picture. She has a little tummy and ass on her. But I don't mind that. Overall, excellent service! Highly recommend and will abso fucking lutely will repeat.[/QUOTE]Haven't been to Saigon, or any other FS or semi FS AMP since I've had Bonita. Awesome vibes makes it seem like you're long lost friends and she really enjoys what she does and it shows. No rush, no bad attitude no upsells none of that just a very good time. She's been my go to best UTR ever I haven't been to see anybody else since.