Massage Parlor Reports

I hit the RL (red lantern) on 43% overland avenue in culver shitty. My first visit was Wednesday evening.

The roll was Coco, Eva, Lulu. Given that this is a sister joint to spa castle and the lulu there fucked me on the lounge chair like my dick was some kind of ninja juicer.

I had been told by the texter that coco was a hot young asian, and although I know that the term HYA is trademarked meaning beat prostitute in her 40's with fake pics in a shower on Sawtelle, I have begun to trust the red lantern as much as I trust the organic label at a chipotle.

I text and roll in the nee how side door. A rather unattractive long haired gal but with nice legs greets me and grabs my hand or maybe my cock. This was lulu. I was pleased by her body, but she has a face for social media for the blind. But she had a nice set and I had gotten the night off from the fish counter which is not easy to do in the holiday rush.

She sends me to the big room, which I guess borders the culver primary that is next door. I can only imagine the discussion in the exam rooms there. What is that noise next door, it sounds like someone being stabbed in the heart with a mechanical pencil. And the nurse responds, oh that is just Prisicillam getting his balls fondled face down.

Lulu knows no English and proceeds to give me a rather hard massage. I complain and I think she got the message sort of. The dedication to the massage here is quite vexing. It is like the cafeteria worker at a death camp trying something new with the lentil soup.

She did a massage for like 15 min and the she got a little frisky with my walnuts and my pooper. Then she said ok was she started to flick the light fantastic in my hawking radiation black hole. She grabbed a wipe and hosed my shitter down and stuck her tongue so deep she told me what I ate last thanksgiving. For all you mongers that kiss lulu, well, all I can say is that you can see what can be unburdened by what has been in my ass hole.

She turns me over after using a single wet wipe to wipe the oil off my back and I agree to 150 to please her with my 10 inch DeWalt drill bit.

She gets condom (pretty much the only English word the girls here know) and comes back.

Lulu is age 25 - 45 and is lumpy, kind of all over. She has the classic bad breath that makes RL a candidate for a periodontist visit. Her tits are 36 c, she has a bit of a busted midriff, but nice skin. She does a BJ on me and assumes the 69 formation. I assume she wanted me that bad. I declined. Her "head game" was not quite NBA, but better than bronny and she did revisit my boy pussy.

As for the fooking, her mish is not good due to her breath and her pussy is as loose as a wizard's sleeve.

In doggie she was a bit tighter and I slammed her in flat doggie harder than a carpenter nailing a roof down before a cat 5. I got close enough to nutting that I had her hand job me. If you notice, I always try to end up flat on my back shooting a load, and if you can't see a pattern then you would not see a patter on acid in the home depot wall paper aisle.

She jerked me off and cleaned me off and did my shoes for me.

On the way out I saw some nice legs in the break room but I did not get a good look at Eva or Coco.

Well, it was Thanksgiving and. I had to kill some time before carving the Thanksgiving salmon.

I texted over to the. Lantern of Redness. The roll was the same as the day before Coco, Eva and Lulu.

I stated that I would like to see Coco, the hot young Asian. I wanted an HYA because I wanted to make her come six times, I wanted the blue mint toast and a 25 minute shower. Oh sorry wrong hot young Asian forum.

I was told to wait because Coco was busy doing a post mortem analysis of the 1. 5 billion dollar campaign that failed due to Russian disinformation.

I went to the 711 down the street and had a slurpee.

Now that I dad the fuel, I texted back and they said that she was ready.

I entered through the side door. This was because I did not want to be seen by the brigade of Lutherans attempting to feed every last homeless person on the westside, there was a fucken picnic on overland there outside the church.

I am greeted by a rather odd looking humanoid who turns out to be Eva. She has a face tha looks like a modern art masterpiece.

I said who are you and she said Eva and I said I had RSVPed for Coco and showed her my phone (iPhone 4 BTW). She yelled for Coco and out came this 5 foot nothing standard.

But alas, I was there and Coco was better than Eva and I did not want to see Lulu because she absolutely destroyed my asshole. So we went to room 6, which is the room next to the bathroom and I asked for permission to unload the Slurpee I had just finished down the block. I took a racehorse level piss and met her back in the examining room.

I gave her $70.00 because I wanted to be sure that I used my entire lunch break from the fish counter. She takes the $70.00 and leaves to let me get undressed. As I am taking off my chonies, I am watching the video of the front door and there is a. Latino gentleman of unusual size. He is complaining to the three girls about something, all I could hear is he said the tall guy, the tall guy.

I don't know what this guy wanted, but he was not successful in finding what he was looking for and left, but this was enough to kind of ruin my high. The girls were clearly kind of flustered. To whoever that dude was, major bad form to come into an AMP asking about some guy that you're looking for. If you're looking for somebody, wait outside and do a. Penal Code 187. But don't come in what is hallowed ground to ***** about what some guy did to you.

In any event Coco enters and she apologizes because she doesn't know English. She gives me a third degree on her Google Translate asking me how I heard about her and I said I was here yesterday. I don't know if she understood.

She proceeded to give me a rather thorough massage that I thoroughly did not enjoy. I kept looking at the video camera to see if Mr. Monster was going to come back.

After about 20 minutes of massage, she said she would go get a towel and rubbed me down There was no teasing of the nads or anything for the first part of the session. She then had me remain on my face and started doing a tit rub all over.

She then turned me over to the front and made the universal sign language line using her two arms and thrusting her pelvis forward. I agreed and said I would pay her 160 and she seemed very happy. She went and got the condom.

She informed me that she would have to use the condom for the blowjob because she showed me a wound on her tongue the size of a Canadian quarter. I approved of the sanitary measures given red lantern's high standards for hygiene.

She then did the covered BJ and rotated around so I could see her poontang. She had a wonderful Bush that looked like someone had stuck boxing promoter Don King in her pussy feet first. She also had a birthmark by her shitter the size of a #4 washer. I did not go down on her and I forcibly closed the aperture so I did not have to look at that birthmark. After a while we did mish and although she did not have bad breath, she just wasn't doing it for me. So she offered doggy. And then I put her down, face down and after about. 5 minutes of furious pumping. I dropped the load.

This was not a good visit. Coco is not a hot young Asian. This place is kind of busy and seems to attract a whole other group of degenerates.

Rip Sophie she was the chosen one.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7113997]Well, it was Thanksgiving and. I had to kill some time before carving the Thanksgiving salmon.

I texted over to the. Lantern of Redness. The roll was the same as the day before Coco, Eva and Lulu.

I stated that I would like to see Coco, the hot young Asian. I wanted an HYA because I wanted to make her come six times, I wanted the blue mint toast and a 25 minute shower. Oh sorry wrong hot young Asian forum.

I was told to wait because Coco was busy doing a post mortem analysis of the 1. 5 billion dollar campaign that failed due to Russian disinformation.

I went to the 711 down the street and had a slurpee.

Now that I dad the fuel, I texted back and they said that she was ready.

I entered through the side door. This was because I did not want to be seen by the brigade of Lutherans attempting to feed every last homeless person on the westside, there was a fucken picnic on overland there outside the church.

I am greeted by a rather odd looking humanoid who turns out to be Eva. She has a face tha looks like a modern art masterpiece.

I said who are you and she said Eva and I said I had RSVPed for Coco and showed her my phone (iPhone 4 BTW). She yelled for Coco and out came this 5 foot nothing standard.

But alas, I was there and Coco was better than Eva and I did not want to see Lulu because she absolutely destroyed my asshole. So we went to room 6, which is the room next to the bathroom and I asked for permission to unload the Slurpee I had just finished down the block. I took a racehorse level piss and met her back in the examining room.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnWu0079;7114547]Rip Sophie she was the chosen one.[/QUOTE]I thought the best BJ from the chain was joanna. I liked shirley but she got no play here. Sophie really knew how to suck dick for sure.

I am taking a break from RL. The whole guy barging into the place and stalking the joint or something is spookier than quantum entanglement (which I can explain based on a relatively simple concept).

The guy who stalked in must be a lurker here.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7114596]I thought the best BJ from the chain was joanna. I liked shirley but she got no play here. Sophie really knew how to suck dick for sure.

I am taking a break from RL. The whole guy barging into the place and stalking the joint or something is spookier than quantum entanglement (which I can explain based on a relatively simple concept).

The guy who stalked in must be a lurker here.[/QUOTE]I agree on Joanna, she acted well too speaking dirty Japanese, and I liked her performance. So much so she had me visit her at one of her rotation locations, I forget where but it was a trek, LOL.

[QUOTE=DefCooked;7099569]Seeing as its DTLA, its more than likely you'll find Chinese / Taiwanese grannies doing a rub and tug op with the option of CFS. Very low mileage fwiw but can be had on the cheap. Not my first option but if the budget is around 100-150 for this sort of fun, it makes sense. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Who knows if this is legit or not, haven't stopped by myself, but they list the lineup here daily:

[URL]https://www.******.com/nuru-sensual-massage[/URL]

It seems to be on 6th and Harlem Pl based on a few ads with that same phone. A block from Cole's so you can get a French Dip after.

Link kept getting shrouded : it’s tum b lr

I had to stop going to red lantern because I was upset that they do not change the 1500 thread count sheets.

So I headed back to the wharf.

On entry, the managerial gal was someone I have seen there or in other franchise locations. Older long haired asian with some missing teeth. She said she would get me a line up.

Cici. A cross between a fungo bat and carrot top.

Bella or Ella. A decent homely gal. I chose her. Not much to write about only that she worked on my penor and my rectal orifice with love. I am going to have to get RL to go to ross and get some new sheets. Also, get someone to stop large men harassing the staff because some tall dude came in and got the better sniz.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7114596]I thought the best BJ from the chain was joanna. I liked shirley but she got no play here. Sophie really knew how to suck dick for sure.

I am taking a break from RL. The whole guy barging into the place and stalking the joint or something is spookier than quantum entanglement (which I can explain based on a relatively simple concept).

The guy who stalked in must be a lurker here.[/QUOTE]RL always had a ton of traffic so I figured I'd back out of that joint for a bit. Too much action is always trouble. Its my last resort place now. Looking for / at other spots for now.

[QUOTE=MassMe;7111988]Does anyone know if she takes care of all parts?[/QUOTE]She charges her fee for the massage and then asks for the same amount again to give you access. But it's still OTC. So it's expensive and lame.

Maybe you get more / UTC over time. But that's a big investment. She also shares the office with others (not sure if they are therapists or not) so she's constantly telling you to be quiet.

Was a lame experience for me and I love a girl with nice big Chi Chis.

Met a girl named Mimi, Short cute girl with long black hair looks around 20's. Give the house fee of. 5 for 30 minutes. Got naked in the room gave her $160 tip and went into the tableshower, body 2 body glide, BBBJ, Rimming, and DFK. After we got in the room I told her to lay down and spread her legs. I ate her out for at least 5 minutes she is very responsive, She tastes great and clean. On the cover she got on top for RCG till I came in the bag.

Regarding energy and enthusiasm, Highly recommended.

Mimi is an incredibly perceptive lady who is more than enthusiastic to engage with you.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7116455]I had to stop going to red lantern because I was upset that they do not change the 1500 thread count sheets.

So I headed back to the wharf.

On entry, the managerial gal was someone I have seen there or in other franchise locations. Older long haired asian with some missing teeth. She said she would get me a line up.

Cici. A cross between a fungo bat and carrot top.

Bella or Ella. A decent homely gal. I chose her. Not much to write about only that she worked on my penor and my rectal orifice with love. I am going to have to get RL to go to ross and get some new sheets. Also, get someone to stop large men harassing the staff because some tall dude came in and got the better sniz.[/QUOTE]I have walked into Wharf because it's next to one of my fave sushi spots. But it doesn't seem like it will go the distance. At most, I feel like you would be lucky to get a HJ from a busted China doll.

Please tell me if it's a good ast RL, who you like there, and what you $?

I'm an OC guy and will be working in LA next week. Is CEO massage worth a trip? I don't need FS. Appreciate some input. If you get down to OC I can help. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MassMe;7117164]I have walked into Wharf because it's next to one of my fave sushi spots. But it doesn't seem like it will go the distance. At most, I feel like you would be lucky to get a HJ from a busted China doll.

Please tell me if it's a good ast RL, who you like there, and what you $?[/QUOTE]The AMPs on the westside were granny shacks for quite a while, say from like the end of the ginja era and that place on Pico with the hot thai gals (was it called indulgence? So like around 2012 the westside was dead for Asian handjobs (I ignore the bullshit apartment hot young Asians on Sawtelle). The only go to place was outside the westside at 8155. Sure, there were the places in culver city and lucky foot on Sepulveda and that shithole by the lax runways, etc, but the ages there were 36-100.

I ignore that totally brutal hispaniola place on 118** Santa Monica near the target. That place make you want to light yourself on fire and walk into a del taco kitchen after fucking there.

Then, like 2017, I think, the dude who owns Goldfinger got some talent and the westside, specifically westwood came back to life, in terms of possibilities.

Goldfinger became a destination resort, replacing the old bags on Santa Monica blvd at "oriental" massage, which moved to 18X* westwood. At the end of 2019 was the golden age of these places, with Goldfinger becoming the mother ship. Don't believe me?? Some dud tried to get a job there doing janitorial to pay for happy endings.

Then the virus hit. Goldfinger survived somewhat. I got banned from goldfinger because vanessa there is an apostate of hell. Ownership changed there anyways. 2021 started a new shift. Wharf was born, a product of the old owner of Goldfinger. Wharf had girls who had fierce bushes, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. Girls like Bella had enough fur down there to cover the infield at dodger stadium. There were bogus reviews of girls giving head and sucking the jizz out of the condom. Dora was there who was the hottest Asian since ono at ginja.

Wharf is a franchise with outlets at 224* westwood (season. Not the vicious place by la flama) and now 1084* sm, which was the old oriental. 1084* is called wharf foot massage and the rooms there are smaller than tom brady's soul. The tables are aligned diagonal and it is the weak sister of the chain. Season is very unfriendly. Wharf is fine, but it is not for breeding, just handjobs.

There is the place at 119** sm upstairs, that has had or may still have daisy the princess of thigh gap and tits, but the place touts trannies and I will not even take a dump in that shopping center. Wharf only has three girls on staff, and as of now, only yoyo is a recommend, she does great dick work and asshole fingering.

Gold.

[QUOTE=Likndikit;7117661]I'm an OC guy and will be working in LA next week. Is CEO massage worth a trip? I don't need FS. Appreciate some input. If you get down to OC I can help. Thanks.[/QUOTE]CEO massage is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

The girls there will rush you and it is basically Figueroa on the westside.

The girls are so homely there they trick or treat over the phone.

[QUOTE=MassMe;7117164]I have walked into Wharf because it's next to one of my fave sushi spots. But it doesn't seem like it will go the distance. At most, I feel like you would be lucky to get a HJ from a busted China doll.

Please tell me if it's a good ast RL, who you like there, and what you $?[/QUOTE]Wharf is only HJ. Anything more, you need to find another place.