7840 - Won't make that mistake again
So I'm a creature of habit, and my normal, routine spot is the OS, I know, not the best reviews but it's close to me and I know exactly what I'm getting there, usually a really good massage (which is important to me) and I'm always sent on my way happy. Well earlier tonight I had a little free time away from the wife, which for me means a quick stop at the OS, unfortunately it was 11 pm and they were closed. 7840 has been plastering BP lately and it's only a few miles down the road from my normal spot so I said what the hell. Rang the bell and was walked back to the room, saw some really nice legs sitting on a couch as I walked past their "tv room" so I was starting to feel good about my choice. Paid the house fee for the hour and the house Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there. Of course they got my perverted alter egos info. Anyway, lied down on the table, girl comes in, early 40's, decent face, great legs, heels, booty shorts and tube top, the normal get up. Starts with the massage, and for 15 minutes I did get a great massage, does the flip and she literally does a standard massage, like head, chest, legs and shit on the front. I'm like okay, it's a good massage so whatever. About 15 minutes of that and she says, "anywhere else you need massage?" So of course I point to the obvious, she smiles and starts rubbing my legs again, does the normal grazing of the stick, then after about 2 minutes says, "I hit all the pressure points, anywhere else that needs massage?" I said yes, and again pointed and smiled. She went to my lower abdomen, like I was getting a fucking stomach massage for another 2 minutes, then says, "is there anywhere else you want a massage?" All awkward and shit. At this point I'm thinking if she didn't just give me a full fucking massage then this is some kind of set up. Obviously it wasn't but it was just weird. So again I did like a circle around my junk and was like yeah, right here. She rubbed my thighs again for like 2 minutes then said thank you, you can get dressed now. Now I'm not one to start problems and maybe I was missing something but I literally started laughing at her, I got dressed, pulled out a $10 bill and through it on the table, said thanks and rolled out. I would expect this if I went to a standard massage place but it's fucking 11 pm and she's wearing heels and booty shorts, I mean give me fucking break. Now I got to make an excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.