Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OcAmper;7108350]Cities: Alhambra, Altadena, Arcadia, Azusa, Baldwin Park, Covina, Diamond Bar, Duarte, El Monte, Glendora, Hacienda Heights, Irwindale, La Caada Flintridge, La Puente, La Verne, Monrovia, Monterey Park, Pasadena, Pomona, Rosemead, San Dimas, San Gabriel, San Marino, Sierra Madre, South El Monte, South Pasadena, Temple City, Walnut, and West Covina.

Those are the cities. Looks like everything on the side of the San Gabriel Mountains that is opposite of OC. Here's a map.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Finally someone with common sense.

[QUOTE=DeniroCity;7107767]Anyone try Maleny? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46518/[/URL][/QUOTE]Have not tried Maleny, but I was enquring for a 'real massage' as my regular is on vacation, [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/49579/[/URL] , and got a unexpected response offering 3-4 available, with massage and extras, I believe in the valley. I did not reply, if anyone partakes please let us know.

I concur with PriscillaM.

Her name is Sophie and as far as AMPs go she is 99.99th percentile hot.

Younger than 35, smooth skin, nice tits, nice butt, and pretty face. Legit hotter than all the "HYA" k girls on sawtelle right now.

Not exaggerating, she's probably top three hottest I've ever seen at a walk in AMP. If you go to Macau she would still be considered hot in the line ups they do.

She did have hygiene issues. At one point during doggie I got a whiff of the smell coming from her where you accidentally missed a spot when you wipe and it marinated the whole day. I still finished cause she was that hot. Her ass waist ratio from the back is beautiful.

She's here till end of month.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7106058]I am not sure if she is Sophie or Sophia. She is at the red lantern. I disagree that she is not cute. She is acceptable. She gives great head and has a pussy that farts back at you. 30 minutes is 50 bucks and maybe you can get FS for 140 more. I am so fucken loaded that I paid 70 for the full hour and 170 for the tip, but I am a troll baby.[/QUOTE]

I texted over to the rl (red lantern in code because I wanted to get fucked for $. 2) over the weekend.

The roll was grace, lutheran, church. Wait, that is the place next door. No, the roll was ada, coco, sophia. I had seen sophia before and after reading the last review I picked up some ass wipes just in case of a fecal emergency. I was told that coco was a hot young asian, and with out the fake pictures to make her even more hot.

I parked way the fuck down the block and texted that I was rolling in like a 3 day delayed shipment of sockeye salmon to bristol farms. I walked past numerous houses sporting a tripod.

I went in the exclusive side door VIP entrance and rang the door bell and the loudest nee how since they finished the great wall of China rang out.

A very slim compact prostitute greeted me, this was ada. Her face was made up by a sephora trainee, but the rest of her body was straight off the fake pics that the hot young asian mongers get dripping over. Ada is like 5 foot 2, natural and hugely ponty 32 B. Has a total slim body, no hanging skin anywhere. A slight c sec scar. Nice long hair and a good ass. Even hotter than sophia.

She sends me to room 1, which is reserved for piltdown men such as myself. She has almost no english skills. They removed the massage table in this room, so it is just a bed and the room itself must be 300 square feet. If this was 8155 the fascist mamasan would have demised it in to 6 rooms.

I give her 70 for the hour she comes back and does a hard massage until I google translate for her requesing soft massage and ball licking. She did not really understand and went too hard still. She went after my nutters after a bit and had no problem with me pawing her ass. Her skin was as amooth as 13 year old scotch on taylor swifts pussy (Oh and most of the time the towel covered my hairy ass cheeks.

I turn over and she massaged for a few and then grabbed my 10 inch maglite. And in the queen's english she says "you fucka me". I said bet. And we exchanged 150- for her to return with some protection. She did a servicable BJ, nothing like sophia. But she did drink a gallon of water so it was super wet in that little asian mouth.

Boys, this girl is fire. Her only issue is really really bad breath. However, her pussy is preternatural. I did mish and I could feel her gripping me like my penor was being sent to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. - she had this rhythm to the kegel that was fierce. Her breach though required a switch to K9. Boyos, her clench was incredible in all fours doggie. I was getting close and then we went to flat doggie. Holy penentration batman. She did this thing in flat doggie where it was like I was fucking an epileptic on the set of back to the future. She squeezed and vibrated like she was some pussy contraption on shark tank. I was pretty much resigned to exploding in the bag, but I was fennin to get jerked off, so I pulled out and she gave me a hand directed handie.

I almost went back the next day. I did not see coco who was advertised as hot, but ada is as the gen z says. Fire.

[QUOTE=JohnWu0079;7109203]I concur with PriscillaM.

Her name is Sophie and as far as AMPs go she is 99.99th percentile hot.

Younger than 35, smooth skin, nice tits, nice butt, and pretty face. Legit hotter than all the "HYA" k girls on sawtelle right now.

Not exaggerating, she's probably top three hottest I've ever seen at a walk in AMP. If you go to Macau she would still be considered hot in the line ups they do.

She did have hygiene issues. At one point during doggie I got a whiff of the smell coming from her where you accidentally missed a spot when you wipe and it marinated the whole day. I still finished cause she was that hot. Her ass waist ratio from the back is beautiful.

She's here till end of month.[/QUOTE]These gals eat the most rectum unfriendly food ever. As I stated, when I was walking out there was a bowl of cabbage you could wash a baby whale in. I have never seen a shit ass in an MP, but I will be writing management and demand that every gal get a barium enema before their shifts. I also recommend a proctologist be on staff.

As they say, shit happens.

[QUOTE=Galapago;7108201]Whittier was incorporated in February 1898 and became a charter city in 1955.[/QUOTE]Los Angeles is a geographically significant location. Entertainment, trade, sports, wealth, tourism, etc. Its fish markets are well known. The one downtown is the largest such fish market in the country (stanley mosk). Los angeles county is 127 miles long and has alot of nonsense places as well.

For me, the only parts of l. A. That have any value are from the west at malibu diagonal to encino at the north west, cutting as far north as around van nuys, east border downtown (extending just to touch dodger stadium) and looping back from the 10 freeway to the beach, but the beach including up to dockweler / manhattan beach.

Places like norwalk, alhambra, covina, la puente, woodland hills, pasadena (save for the rose bowl) and of course fucken downey are as relevant to the universe as the asteroid apophis.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7110074]These gals eat the most rectum unfriendly food ever. As I stated, when I was walking out there was a bowl of cabbage you could wash a baby whale in. I have never seen a shit ass in an MP, but I will be writing management and demand that every gal get a barium enema before their shifts. I also recommend a proctologist be on staff.

As they say, shit happens.[/QUOTE]JFC. I personally stopped going to RL myself since the place is just not as hygienic as other, more storefront places. And tbh RL's pickings from when I last went were just so-so. Can't decide where on the hotness-to-cleanliness graph these gals have to be for me to take myself back over there again.

[QUOTE=SHDot;7110230]JFC. I personally stopped going to RL myself since the place is just not as hygienic as other, more storefront places. And tbh RL's pickings from when I last went were just so-so. Can't decide where on the hotness-to-cleanliness graph these gals have to be for me to take myself back over there again.[/QUOTE]If you plot the decency looks wise and pussy skills of the girl at RL on the x access, I truly think there is an average of about a 7 (a hot young Asian 9).

The why access for cleanliness is an issue. Hard to catch a W on that and the cleaning skills there are beta. But you can get there early like a Degen (before 1030) and it is not busy and you do not see dick imprints in the sheets yet.

You should go back before end of month.

[QUOTE=SHDot;7110230]JFC. I personally stopped going to RL myself since the place is just not as hygienic as other, more storefront places. And tbh RL's pickings from when I last went were just so-so. Can't decide where on the hotness-to-cleanliness graph these gals have to be for me to take myself back over there again.[/QUOTE]

I hate dick breath more than stinky pooper though.

Dick breath is common with TJ girls cause they don't brus / rinse mouth after getting jizz in the mouth.

Hopefully Ada is hot enough (I trust your judgement that she's hotter than Sophie) for me to keep my boner. It's usually an instant boner killer for me.

You think she'll get offended if I offered her a mint.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7110039]I texted over to the rl (red lantern in code because I wanted to get fucked for $. 2) over the weekend.

The roll was grace, lutheran, church. Wait, that is the place next door. No, the roll was ada, coco, sophia. I had seen sophia before and after reading the last review I picked up some ass wipes just in case of a fecal emergency. I was told that coco was a hot young asian, and with out the fake pictures to make her even more hot.

I parked way the fuck down the block and texted that I was rolling in like a 3 day delayed shipment of sockeye salmon to bristol farms. I walked past numerous houses sporting a tripod.

I went in the exclusive side door VIP entrance and rang the door bell and the loudest nee how since they finished the great wall of China rang out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnWu0079;7110934]I hate dick breath more than stinky pooper though.

Dick breath is common with TJ girls cause they don't brus / rinse mouth after getting jizz in the mouth.

Hopefully Ada is hot enough (I trust your judgement that she's hotter than Sophie) for me to keep my boner. It's usually an instant boner killer for me.

You think she'll get offended if I offered her a mint.[/QUOTE]If Sophia is the franchise, then Ada is the guarantee. She is very petit, but fuck can her pussy shake like Michael j. Fox in a hot tub. If her breath was ok, and she spoke a lick on ingles, she would be boner certified.

[QUOTE=Toomanyboscos;7102757]Seeing as its DTLA, its more than likely you'll find Chinese / Taiwanese grannies. .

No grannies here. See DavidC27 post below, and his original post on 6-16, which is entirely accurate. I visited recently and the hour rate was 220, HE tip included. The entrance is near 6th st. And Spring. Parking is an adventure. I think the meters are $4 per hour. Local lots are at least that much. This is a very grungy part of town. A Starbucks at the corner of 6th and Spring does not even have a restroom for customers.

As DavidC27 noted, photos on their website are not of the actual ladies, for the sake of their privacy. But the two women I met were gorgeous in person. American Latinas who spoke English as their first language. Many of the (fictional?) names on their staff list match names on the former website of Cherry Spa in NOHO, which is now closed. That shop had the same business model. Nude FBSM with HE included. A Nuru option is really just an oily b2 b body slide.

I am gravitating away from Asian parlors to this style of MP. Yes, the price point is a jump up from AMPs. But grannies and spinners are not my cup of tea. Mutual touch massage with a bodacious naked woman is erotic and satisfying to me, even if FS is not an option. Although, as DavidC27 noted, some of the ladies here do indeed offer that for an additional fee.[/QUOTE]I will say that one thing mongers reading this should take into account is that it's a real crapshoot and very dependent on the girl you pick. Since there's no reviews of these girls and the pics are obviously fake you're essentially gambling $220 hoping you get your money's worth.

I've had some great experiences with gorgeous girls, and I've also had a GPS provider with a bad attitude upcharge me to grab her ass. There's also high turnover and neither of these girls still work there, making it harder to build some sort of even personal tier list.

One last thing is that a couple of these girls started posting on listcrawler, so they're the ones most likely to offer up extras. I tried calling the numbers they have listed (different than the parlor's number) but they never answer. If anyone has any luck lmk.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7110039]I texted over to the rl (red lantern in code because I wanted to get fucked for $. 2) over the weekend.

The roll was grace, lutheran, church. Wait, that is the place next door. No, the roll was ada, coco, sophia. I had seen sophia before and after reading the last review I picked up some ass wipes just in case of a fecal emergency. I was told that coco was a hot young asian, and with out the fake pictures to make her even more hot.

I parked way the fuck down the block and texted that I was rolling in like a 3 day delayed shipment of sockeye salmon to bristol farms. I walked past numerous houses sporting a tripod.

I went in the exclusive side door VIP entrance and rang the door bell and the loudest nee how since they finished the great wall of China rang out.

A very slim compact prostitute greeted me, this was ada. Her face was made up by a sephora trainee, but the rest of her body was straight off the fake pics that the hot young asian mongers get dripping over. Ada is like 5 foot 2, natural and hugely ponty 32 B. Has a total slim body, no hanging skin anywhere. A slight c sec scar. Nice long hair and a good ass. Even hotter than sophia.

She sends me to room 1, which is reserved for piltdown men such as myself. She has almost no english skills. They removed the massage table in this room, so it is just a bed and the room itself must be 300 square feet. If this was 8155 the fascist mamasan would have demised it in to 6 rooms..[/QUOTE]I would totally subscribe to his substack!

[QUOTE=DeniroCity;7107767]Anyone try Maleny? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46518/[/URL][/QUOTE]Does anyone know if she takes care of all parts?

Anyone ever brought a sex toy with them to an AMP? Like a buttplug or something of the sort.