Massage Parlor Reports

Saw two road signs today on RT 40 advertising massages for $50 and $49.99. One near Ellicott City (on Main St.) and the other a few miles up close to the beltway. I have a strong aversion to most road signs since I typically associate them with "we buy any house" type of signs. Seems like things are reaching for new lows. Maybe this type of advertising is cheaper than Craigslist or Backpage? Anyone have any intel on these places? I have my prejudices and I'm pretty sure I won't be taking the plunge. Safe is good.

[QUOTE=ElliottBrood;3456314]Saw two road signs today on RT 40 advertising massages for $50 and $49.99. One near Ellicott City (on Main St.) and the other a few miles up close to the beltway. I have a strong aversion to most road signs since I typically associate them with "we buy any house" type of signs. Seems like things are reaching for new lows. Maybe this type of advertising is cheaper than Craigslist or Backpage? Anyone have any intel on these places? I have my prejudices and I'm pretty sure I won't be taking the plunge. Safe is good.[/QUOTE]I've seen them to in the area. I believe they are for BL wellness where all you will get is a poor massage [URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/body-life-wellness-ellicott-city[/URL].

[QUOTE=FlyLice;3452531]Hi, long time lurker, and long time monger here. The blond's name is teresa, I have been seen her for years. She doesn't always work, but she is great. Full service with greek is available. She offers doubles sometimes outside the parlor. Only thing she doesn't do is CIM, says it's "unsafe ". Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]I have a hard time believing this.

I'm really down to try this one.

Any more info on this workin girl.

Got a massage there yesterday. Quite professional and legit. Nature of services may depend upon the worker.

[QUOTE=Waahoo;3455331]Found their add. Called to find, as it sits far back behind other stores. Was hoping 9118 had moved. Not the case. Standing non-assist shower. Older providers. Paid. 4 for half. Seven minutes okay massage. Three minutes tease. Flip and negotiate. Std pricing with otc only. Very rough and aggressive when it took longer than she wanted. Had to slow her down because it was hurting. Finished with a few minutes of front and scalp. Not worth the aggravation. Spend your money elsewhere.[/QUOTE]That is unfortunate. I was going to try them out today. Ah well, I guess I'll go to the old faithfuls in Glen Burnie.

[QUOTE=ElliottBrood;3456314]Saw two road signs today on RT 40 advertising massages for $50 and $49.99. One near Ellicott City (on Main St.) and the other a few miles up close to the beltway. I have a strong aversion to most road signs since I typically associate them with "we buy any house" type of signs. Seems like things are reaching for new lows. Maybe this type of advertising is cheaper than Craigslist or Backpage? Anyone have any intel on these places? I have my prejudices and I'm pretty sure I won't be taking the plunge. Safe is good.[/QUOTE]The road signs are for the place near Rolling Road Shopping Center across from the Walmart store and near the Starbucks and FedEs store. This is one of a chain of massage parlors that only provide good messages at fair prices. Tipping is not high since it is only a good massage. By the way, if you go there, then see Jenny as she provides one of the best legit massages you will ever find. It is not a sign for BL Wellness, which also provides only legit massages and also acupuncture and wellness by a licensed and certified L. AC.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2;3459834]The road signs are for the place near Rolling Road Shopping Center across from the Walmart store and near the Starbucks and FedEs store. This is one of a chain of massage parlors that only provide good messages at fair prices. Tipping is not high since it is only a good massage. By the way, if you go there, then see Jenny as she provides one of the best legit massages you will ever find. It is not a sign for BL Wellness, which also provides only legit massages and also acupuncture and wellness by a licensed and certified L. AC.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Jenny that walks with a limp and used to work at the Perring Parkway AMP? I have been trying to meet up with her again.

Planning to go in the afternoon. Thanks.

[QUOTE=RKirk;3460045]Is this the same Jenny that walks with a limp and used to work at the Perring Parkway AMP? I have been trying to meet up with her again.[/QUOTE]Yes, the Rolling Road massage place which is part of a chain of massage locations near Home Depots like the one near Perry Parkway and Joppa Road now has, in my opinion, one of the best legit all-time massage therapists, Jenny (who has a limp). Good luck.

Thanks for the referral. I concur, excellent option for a massage, especially with Ivy back home for the summer.

[QUOTE=BaltcoGuy45;3458563]Got a massage there yesterday. Quite professional and legit. Nature of services may depend upon the worker.[/QUOTE]

Look for a massage from girl with huge breast.

Drove by 905 open neon light was off. I was there about 2 weeks ago can anyone confirm?

Shoudve RTFF.

Pros:

-thin natural lady 40's answered in see through top.

-says 2 girls working. Did not see other.

-far from anything. Its a fucking drive.

Cons:

-no ts offered. Or any type of s.

-massage was terrible. Seemed to be in a hurry for the.

-flipped, massage ended.

-only HJ available.

Note:

The place is next to another known establishment in the area. I visited there first and looked around. Its a dilapidated book store with a theatre area behind some doors. The gentleman at the door said that women do frequent the joint but its very random. He added: "they arent stingy!" He laughed and his crooked eye seemed to rattle.

I sat in my car and had a bite to eat watching cars come in and out of the parking lot. A lot of men. Older gay dudes. Side note: who ever said trump supporters were anti-gay is out of their minds. I saw a lot of Trump-Pence stickers and one MAGA sticker. But enough with the political stuff.

Anyways I left and entered the MP in question.

Massage sucked. Flip in like 5 minutes. Asked if I wanted assistance. I asked about the main course. She said no. I asked if she sang kareoke. Said no. After a short pause I said no thanks. I told her to finish up the massage and ill me on my way.

She went on a broken english rant. Which I summized as: "If we offer FS, word gets out and we get overwhelmed. " To which I thought.

"And probably risk exposure. I don't give a shit. ".

So I got up and started putting on my clothes. She seemed worried about her performance and fee. Even tried to convince me to accept the offer of assistance. Something like. "hands very soft. ".

I think the message I wanted to put across is that, we want our JHH, Kioto and so on back. I'm not paying for shit I can do myself. Leaving the place she was apologetic, handed me a can of soda and offered me candy.

She also mentioned something about a boss that won't let them. Anyhow in summary, These places go so quick because they get popular they get overwhelmed. I know my post is the contrary but maybe limiting the information on them is key. I don't know the answer here.

/ rant off.

I dropped by Cherry's the other day and had a hottie named Tiffany. She was new and will only be in town for a few weeks she said.

She was in her mid to late 20's, long beautiful hair, great face, firm C cup breasts and a very night grip. Next time your are looking make sure you visit Tiffany, you won't be disappointed.