Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1667388]I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global![/QUOTE]You truly are Twisted! Good one LOL

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1666491]"English"? What's that? It sounds like "Canadian," so I think I might like it! LOL. Seriously, though, thanks for the report. Sugar must be relatively new. I haven't seen her, or heard much about her here.[/QUOTE]I believe "English" is a language spoken in the United States.

[QUOTE=Gozno69; 1667769]Holy hell man, I have to get passport! LOL.

I can imagine the conversation at the post office.

"Ahh, so you need a passport, planning on traveling abroad sir?"

"Nope, just riding a broad or two!"

"Err. Ok. So how will you be traveling? Airline, ship or train?"

"Nope, missionary, cowgirl and doggy!"[/QUOTE] (Originally Posted by TwistedBrother)

I went to M-1 as well. This was about a week ago. Can't recall her name, but we had a heck of a time. We started Canadian, but after just a few minutes that wasn't doing it for me, so I started hitting it French and that was amazing. But then she started rambling incoherently. I've had Koreans speaking Greek and Russian before, but I think this was German, which was a first for me. Then another girl came in, who I thought was also Korean, but the Korean girl said she was Chinese. I noticed she had a Brazilian, which turned me on. They flipped me together and gave me my first Italian, which kind of grossed me out at first, but then really got me off. Finally, we got on the floor and finished Ethiopian, with an Australian twist.

As I left, my whole "world" was spinning. I tell you, this hobby is going global!

LMBO! I'm sure if you get back to the USA, there will be a "Cleveland Steamer" also. LOL

Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.

[QUOTE=QuestForFun; 1667355]English = you can understand her when she communicates with you.

Who the heck started using (Canadian) in place of greek?

Must be the same genius that started $ instead of 100.[/QUOTE]I agree that the $ convention was lame. But the Canadian thing is funny. It's a good local inside joke. If you missed it, see #3386.

[QUOTE=Namb1;1667932]Yes, the upsell is either 75 or 100.[/QUOTE]Is Brooke pretty hot? What is her rate for a nude hr with a nice ending?

What are the rates like here? Standard plus tip, or is there an upsell for the H. E.

[QUOTE=Jennabain;1668755]Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jennabain;1668755]Stopped by when I was on the East side a few days ago. Had not been here for a few years and wanted to see if the same service was still being offered. Late 30's something Korean babe who did a very good massage and then a little tease before the flip and then left me very happy. It's nice to get a good rub before the tug, as some of the AAMP's really rush you and don't relax you.[/QUOTE]Interesting you should say that. I found if I am really interested in a good massage (CMT quality) I like a bit of sensual massage and HJ first. Followed by the "real" massage. Nothing like it to get you relaxed. Now, if we just talking your typoical MP (or AMP) experience then that is a different story.

Do any of the girls swallow?

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1670492]Interesting you should say that. I found if I am really interested in a good massage (CMT quality) I like a bit of sensual massage and HJ first. Followed by the "real" massage. Nothing like it to get you relaxed. Now, if we just talking your typoical MP (or AMP) experience then that is a different story.[/QUOTE]You know. I better give this reverse a try. You are probably right about being real relaxed! Thanks!

[QUOTE=Zeke01;1670212]What are the rates like here? Standard plus tip, or is there an upsell for the H. E.[/QUOTE]I usually throw in 30 to 40 and it is never questioned what I want or need. That being a happy ending. So you can expect to fork out between 1. And 1. 2 depending on how generous you are.

[QUOTE=Jennabain;1670997]You know. I better give this reverse a try. You are probably right about being real relaxed! Thanks![/QUOTE]Yeah. I learned this approach from a CMT I met in Chicago a couple years back. She was big into the whole mind and body experience and was skilled at what she did. She said she found the guy was too focused on what was to come, anticipation, etc. To really get the benefits of the massage. So she would start out by having the guy on his back, oil him up with some nice long sensual strokes, and then proceeded to give one hell of a BBBJ (I guess a HJ would work too). She then would have him turn over and move on to a great legit massage with a totally relax and completely receptive partner. The added bonus is by time she finishes you will be "up" for round two. To which she was happy to oblige. I find you have to ask or they proceed as normal and really only works with someone with training and is in fact offering a legit massage. Otherwise. Go with the flow.

Just saw Anna at Newburgh & Warren for a massage. She is Chinese, not attractive, but very nice lady, and very accommodating. Her English is very weak.

Got a 1 hr massage for .70. However, it did not last 1 hr. Massage was ok. Started face down. She massaged entire body with teasing of the "money" areas. She had me flip about 20 mins in and went right to work on the HE. She even mixed in a little prostate work. LOL. Roamed a little and she did not mind. Not a bad appointment. May try again.

This is my first review here (tryin to get some board cred) , but I've been in the hobby off and on for awhile (I was a member with EV and AES). I plan on posting more in the future. Play safe, have fun.

Saw Anna today at Newburgh & Warren. Good visit.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1671351]Yeah. I learned this approach from a CMT I met in Chicago a couple years back. She was big into the whole mind and body experience and was skilled at what she did. She said she found the guy was too focused on what was to come, anticipation, etc. To really get the benefits of the massage. So she would start out by having the guy on his back, oil him up with some nice long sensual strokes, and then proceeded to give one hell of a BBBJ (I guess a HJ would work too). She then would have him turn over and move on to a great legit massage with a totally relax and completely receptive partner. The added bonus is by time she finishes you will be "up" for round two. To which she was happy to oblige. I find you have to ask or they proceed as normal and really only works with someone with training and is in fact offering a legit massage. Otherwise. Go with the flow.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I really appreciate it, and all of the good advice and tips I get here. Was a lurker for 6 months or so, but now want to share whenever I can.

Thanks again!

Read about Gloria here on the forum and saw her ad on Craigs. I was on the West side so dialed her up and scheduled.

An hour. She's actually in Oak Park even though her ad says Royal Oak. As previous posters have noted she operates out of her condo which she has converted a section of the basement into a massage room. She offers a shower before and after, her place is clean, she puts on some soft music, the massage is good but not erotic. No teasing.

On the flip she asks if it is ok to massage my man muscle with her hand only which I said ok to. The finish was just ok at best, mostly mechanical but after 40 years of rubbing and tugging I guess this is what to expect. I suppose for the value (.50) for the hour the price is hard to beat but not all that exciting. I tipper a ten but she didn't count the money, she didn't seem to care, gave me a water and I was out the door.

Don't get me wrong, she is friendly and does get the job done but keep your eyes close and don't expect a wild ride. Good value no frills.

I've spotted some other independents on Craigs but have not had the opportunity to give them a shot. I'm looking for clean and safe. Any referals would be appreciated. PM is ok.

Bud For U

[QUOTE=Jennabain; 1671810]Thanks for the info. I really appreciate it, and all of the good advice and tips I get here. Was a lurker for 6 months or so, but now want to share whenever I can.

Thanks again![/QUOTE]I've had a couple of ladies at the Wayne parlor use this approach (of course, none of them are there now). It was nice, but not sure it was any more relaxing in the long run.

[QUOTE=Ropeshark07;1673183]I've had a couple of ladies at the Wayne parlor use this approach (of course, none of them are there now). It was nice, but not sure it was any more relaxing in the long run.[/QUOTE]The Wayne parlor? Is that the one in Westland? I have been there a couple of times, but always massage first offered, so I must have missed that reverse approach.

[url]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fantastic-body-rub-35/11053589[/url]

Any intel on this one? She looks like she might be related the Asian Anna others described in previous reports, except for the self-description.

Swung by M1 yesterday morning. I figured I'd just go with Sugar, but, always the optimist I suppose, I asked if there was anyone new. MMS mentioned "Taco" but I got a bit confused since there has been a Taco there for some time. After clarifying that this was in fact a new girl, I asked to see her. Older than Sugar, but taller and better looking. Well, I just had to test out the new model. Larger fun bags with big, sensitive nips and a tight giner made for an enjoyable time, but she had a bit of an attitude and looked at her watch a couple of times near the end. So-so TS and indifferent BJ technique. I left happy but in hindsight would probably have left happier with Sugar. Her english is pretty good as she's been in the states about 20 years. Only about a week at M1.

[QUOTE=Ropeshark07; 1674125][url]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fantastic-body-rub-35/11053589[/url]

Any intel on this one? She looks like she might be related the Asian Anna others described in previous reports, except for the self-description.[/QUOTE]Used to go by Kellie, had darker hair, and was reported to be native American. Google number for mixed but mostly positive reviews on another site.

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1675177]Used to go by Kellie, had darker hair, and was reported to be native American. Google number for mixed but mostly positive reviews on another site.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few weeks ago for a half hour

Pro: She does have nice long hair, not shy about showing her body and vocal. Good private location.

Con: Nice rack but store bought and hard, not natural, a little ditzy but nice enough.

Damage was 100, not sure if I will repeat. If you need more details pm me.

Saw the new lady the other night too. Told me her name was "taco Bell". Mid-40s, nice body for her age, cees or Dees (natural with nice shape) , fit. Massage was non-existent. BJ ok. FS acceptable. English is by far best of the ladies there. Looks are about at won level, only bit older. Skills are at banana level. She actually likes to converse which most won't there. She also likes to thank god a lot which is kinda weird after you think about what just happened. Not my worst experience at M1, but not a great one either.

Stopped in last week and saw Hanna. Your description of her is right on. .80 for the hour and after ten minutes of massage I grabbed her crotch. I got a push back and she started jerking against my hand. Then she flipped me and we discussed what I wanted which was her. $ and the pants dropped shirt open and bra up she wanted on top, covered me and started the BJ, her ass and pussy came down on my face, she is tight, smelled and tasted good. I was too soon gone. I am going back soon.

[QUOTE=Jd2011; 1639570]Decided to treat myself this afternoon to a little post holiday relaxation. Stopped in around noon. Ended up with Hanna / Anna? She asked for. 80 which I forked over. Didn't ask if I wanted a hour or half hour. So I got the hour. Decent looking, maybe 40. Spinner type, cute face, nice C boltons. Massage was decent with some of the usual teasing of the twig and berries. About 40 minutes in came the flip. Her english became conveniently bad at this point when the negotiating started. Not having the energy to haggle, I handed over another. 80 and decided to see what happened. Very solid HJ skills. She lifted her shirt and dropped the jogging pants for roaming. Her HJ skills were so good in fact that I really couldn't hold out too long. It must have been less then 5 minutes before I let it fly. It would have been nice to last awhile longer. She cleaned me and her up then did a little more massage. I would have liked to go for another round but the massage was nice too. I got the full hour. She dressed me, and let me out. On the way out, I briefly spotted 2 more girls that looked even better then the one I had. I may revisit.

JD[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flyingfish;1675745]Stopped in last week and saw Hanna. Your description of her is right on. .80 for the hour and after ten minutes of massage I grabbed her crotch. I got a push back and she started jerking against my hand. Then she flipped me and we discussed what I wanted which was her. $ and the pants dropped shirt open and bra up she wanted on top, covered me and started the BJ, her ass and pussy came down on my face, she is tight, smelled and tasted good. I was too soon gone. I am going back soon.[/QUOTE]Where is the day spa? What is the number or where can I find the posting?

[QUOTE=FindingGold;1675742]Saw the new lady the other night too. Told me her name was "taco Bell". Mid-40s, nice body for her age, cees or Dees (natural with nice shape) , fit. Massage was non-existent. BJ ok. FS acceptable. English is by far best of the ladies there. Looks are about at won level, only bit older. Skills are at banana level. She actually likes to converse which most won't there. She also likes to thank god a lot which is kinda weird after you think about what just happened. Not my worst experience at M1, but not a great one either.[/QUOTE]Taco bell? Really? Thats kinda funny. So is she like the taco bell franchise? Not great, but ok in a pinch I guess.

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;1675790]Where is the day spa? What is the number or where can I find the posting?[/QUOTE]If you look at the post replied to it says Day Spa in Utica in the title.

[QUOTE=Flyingfish;1675745]Stopped in last week and saw Hanna. Your description of her is right on. .80 for the hour and after ten minutes of massage I grabbed her crotch. I got a push back and she started jerking against my hand. Then she flipped me and we discussed what I wanted which was her. $ and the pants dropped shirt open and bra up she wanted on top, covered me and started the BJ, her ass and pussy came down on my face, she is tight, smelled and tasted good. I was too soon gone. I am going back soon.[/QUOTE]So almost 2 bills? Wow! Please clarify in PM.

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;1675790]Where is the day spa? What is the number or where can I find the posting?[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/day.spa.586-XXX-1063[/url]

It's on van Dyke in Utica.

FF

[QUOTE=FindingGold;1675742]Saw the new lady the other night too. Told me her name was "taco Bell". Mid-40s, nice body for her age, cees or Dees (natural with nice shape) , fit. Massage was non-existent. BJ ok. FS acceptable. English is by far best of the ladies there. Looks are about at won level, only bit older. Skills are at banana level. She actually likes to converse which most won't there. She also likes to thank god a lot which is kinda weird after you think about what just happened. Not my worst experience at M1, but not a great one either.[/QUOTE]Really? Is this the same Taco that was here over the summer? I've never really seen her but heard good things. Or is this someone completely new? Anyone know?

[edit] Oh sorry just saw the post b4 this one, it is someone new.

[url]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/february-tax-special-65-for-60-min-95-for-90-min-tandems-too-hurrycall-lisa-at-248-707-9249/5924276[/url]

Don't fall for this! She uses this young girl to drum up business, puts up erotic pics making.

You think that the tandem is The same. When you get there its a fully draped massage, if you even open your mouths to speak to Taylor, Lisa cuts you right off! Taylor has absolutely no massage soils whatsoever!

Lisa will put Taylor on her ads as a bait, get you there because you see this young Hottie in these nice erotic poses,

But the massage is just as clinical as going to see my doctor.

I don't understand why Lisa feels the need to bash sensual massage providers and goers, when her ad looks like there is more on the menu." told her that,"at least they are up front with what they offer, and don't bait you in with suggestive pics, and wording." If she insists on trying to bait us in, then I told her, all gloves are off!

You can't get offended if we ask or expect more.

This lady is off her rocker completely! My advice.

Stay far far far away!

However, as I stated in a previous report, I did see Taylor alone when she got smart and went on her own.

And of course the massage was low quality, but I did leave happy!

Taylor is the little spinner on the bottom. Request a single session with her, but make sure she is not in Lisa's apartment but in her own.

Avoid Lisa!

I echo everything the last poster just said. I saw her once over a year ago. She even had a no drape policy for awhile and leads you to believe there is more avail. Then when you get there she is appaulled if you even mention extras. She is either deceitful or just plain stupid. Either way I would not see her again. Also, a newer chick does massage in Dearborn hts and Warren I think. She even advertises that she prefers no drape. She is nice looking brunette with big hooters. But extras are NOT avail at all. At least that was my experience. She will however, let you relieve yourself LOL. Big deal. She ain't as strange as Lisa though.

Play safe, have fun,

Grinder

Brooke used to be part of another place in Lincoln Park, I guess, and is now running BP adds for a location (with Remy) in Livonia. I do a lot of AMPs, so was looking for something fresh and was excited to make this booking. Scheduling was a bit tricky. I guess if you call on the day they run the adds, they've got someone managing the phone (fri / sat) but otherwise, it's a bit hard to get anyone on the phone. Brooke was a bit late for the appointment, but only a bit.

It's probably Brooke in the pics in her add, but it's hard to be sure. She's certainly cute, but not quite as cute as you might hope from the pics. She seems really sweet, though, and there's an option for getting the massage with her partially or fully nude. (But at a $100 for the massage, up to $200 for nude, I just stayed with her fully clothed option.) Massage wasn't anything special, I'm afraid. HE was there, and she was nice about taking direction, but seemed a smidge overpriced when all was said and done. Also, when the HE was done, so were we. (Though I paid for an hour.) She said other services might be open on a return visit, but I'm not sure.

[url]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/same-brooke-new-location-24/11242964[/url]

[QUOTE=HereIam2; 1677348][url]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/february-tax-special-65-for-60-min-95-for-90-min-tandems-too-hurrycall-lisa-at-248-707-9249/5924276[/url]

Don't fall for this! She uses this young girl to drum up business, puts up erotic pics making.

You think that the tandem is The same. When you get there its a fully draped massage, if you even open your mouths to speak to Taylor, Lisa cuts you right off! Taylor has absolutely no massage soils whatsoever!

Lisa will put Taylor on her ads as a bait, get you there because you see this young Hottie in these nice erotic poses,

But the massage is just as clinical as going to see my doctor.

I don't understand why Lisa feels the need to bash sensual massage providers and goers, when her ad looks like there is more on the menu." told her that,"at least they are up front with what they offer, and don't bait you in with suggestive pics, and wording." If she insists on trying to bait us in, then I told her, all gloves are off!

You can't get offended if we ask or expect more.

This lady is off her rocker completely! My advice.

Stay far far far away!

However, as I stated in a previous report, I did see Taylor alone when she got smart and went on her own.

And of course the massage was low quality, but I did leave happy!

Taylor is the little spinner on the bottom. Request a single session with her, but make sure she is not in Lisa's apartment but in her own.

Avoid Lisa![/QUOTE]Sorry guys should have let you low you can pm me for Taylor's contact info. Some of you have pm me stating that Lisa is not allowing Taylor to take calls. That's because she wants to control everything, and still make her money too.

Feel free to pmme for phone #.

[QUOTE=HereIam2; 1677348][url]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/february-tax-special-65-for-60-min-95-for-90-min-tandems-too-hurrycall-lisa-at-248-707-9249/5924276[/url]

Don't fall for this! She uses this young girl to drum up business, puts up erotic pics making.

You think that the tandem is The same. When you get there its a fully draped massage, if you even open your mouths to speak to Taylor, Lisa cuts you right off! Taylor has absolutely no massage soils whatsoever!

Lisa will put Taylor on her ads as a bait, get you there because you see this young Hottie in these nice erotic poses,

But the massage is just as clinical as going to see my doctor.

I don't understand why Lisa feels the need to bash sensual massage providers and goers, when her ad looks like there is more on the menu." told her that,"at least they are up front with what they offer, and don't bait you in with suggestive pics, and wording." If she insists on trying to bait us in, then I told her, all gloves are off!

You can't get offended if we ask or expect more.

This lady is off her rocker completely! My advice.

Stay far far far away!

However, as I stated in a previous report, I did see Taylor alone when she got smart and went on her own.

And of course the massage was low quality, but I did leave happy!

Taylor is the little spinner on the bottom. Request a single session with her, but make sure she is not in Lisa's apartment but in her own.

Avoid Lisa![/QUOTE]Does Taylor even still work with Lisa nowadays?

[QUOTE=HereIam2; 1677348][url]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/february-tax-special-65-for-60-min-95-for-90-min-tandems-too-hurrycall-lisa-at-248-707-9249/5924276[/url]

Don't fall for this! She uses this young girl to drum up business, puts up erotic pics making.

You think that the tandem is The same. When you get there its a fully draped massage, if you even open your mouths to speak to Taylor, Lisa cuts you right off! Taylor has absolutely no massage soils whatsoever!

Lisa will put Taylor on her ads as a bait, get you there because you see this young Hottie in these nice erotic poses,

But the massage is just as clinical as going to see my doctor.

I don't understand why Lisa feels the need to bash sensual massage providers and goers, when her ad looks like there is more on the menu." told her that,"at least they are up front with what they offer, and don't bait you in with suggestive pics, and wording." If she insists on trying to bait us in, then I told her, all gloves are off!

You can't get offended if we ask or expect more.

This lady is off her rocker completely! My advice.

Stay far far far away!

However, as I stated in a previous report, I did see Taylor alone when she got smart and went on her own.

And of course the massage was low quality, but I did leave happy!

Taylor is the little spinner on the bottom. Request a single session with her, but make sure she is not in Lisa's apartment but in her own.

Avoid Lisa![/QUOTE]I tried to warn you guys! This is by far the craziest ***** in the business. I can't believe people still visit this psycho! He is right about her as I've said on here a couple of times. Your entire session is a scolding about wanting extras and bashing the girls that give them. She knows what you are there for that's why she words her ads like she does. It's a trick to get you there get your money. Hope you guys stop giving her your money. If you just want a clinical massage do yourself a favor and just go to a girl out of the yellow pages. You would save yourself money and a scolding.

Be safe out there,

KC

Seems like they need repairs somewhat frequently over there. You wouldn't be rigging the pipes to require fixing on a regular basis would you?

This chick is like Sybil. You know the one with all the different personalities.

Made an appointment with Angie. I negotiated a half hr fetish appointment. When I show up she tried to say she needs more money for the appointment. Well, thanks to you guys I was ready for that. The old me prob would have just paid her. But not after reading about her on this board.

So, I said."We talked about everything on the phone. Why are you changing it now?" She said."Blah, blah and I get more money for that." I said,"Whatever you want now is what you should have said on the phone. Don't wait til I get here and change it." She goes."I can't believe this. This is BS. No one has ever treated me like this before." I said."You just took the words right out of my mouth! This is BS! BYE!" She instantly became a sweetheart and said."No, no, I'm sorry. Please stay. Let's do this."

I probably should have left. But I was already there and the little guy started doing the thinking, so I stayed. The rest of the appointment was great LOL. She was sweet and accomodating. She did kind lose focus and wasn't as into it as I would like. But the "*****" personality was gone. It's kind of funny, because I'm normally a very low key guy and don't get into the drama. I won't be back because she's too moody. But thanks to you guys I was ready for the BS and it turned into a decent appt.