Streetwalker Reports

Greetings everyone,

This morning hit the loop and it was almost a ghost town. At around 3am. There were two BSW both chunky. Around 4am another single BSW stepped into the scene, (Princess) for those of you that know her. Three more showed up around 4:30am, two WSW and one more BSW. I called it a night though at 4:30ish. That was it though just a few and one of them left because the number of hawks was also very low. How many of you have noticed the rollerblader and the skateboarder who hang around and ride up and down the loop these days?

Today turned out to be a pretty good day,

About 6 WSW (Yes six of them) out there today. About 8 assorted BSW at various points throughout the evening. One LSW was even out and about. 4:30ish seemed to be the magic hour as prior to this there was only three or four of them out there (All BSW) one chunky kinda girl a porker and one LSW). The LSW was soo so flat though, she was like a wooden plank just completely flat up and down (I Felt like a pirate out there). Some new WSW that I have not encountered before.

Hello fellow mongers,

I am going to be in Arlington (Rosslyn, VA) on business for a week.

Looking for information of good places to hunt up some street action.

Also info on any good strip clubs in the area would be appreciated.

Please feel free to PM me.

Thanks in advance for your help.

Hello fellow mongers.

I will be in the Rosslyn, VA area at the end of August.

Can anyone point me to where the street action is.

Also any info on good strip clubs would be appreciated.

PM.

I finally found her. That elusive LSW, Abby, but there was another one that walked by. A much thicker one. To be continued.

[QUOTE=Medix13; 1510459]Hello fellow mongers.

I will be in the Rosslyn, VA area at the end of August.

Can anyone point me to where the street action is.

Also any info on good strip clubs would be appreciated.

PM.[/QUOTE]Really none in Virginia and especially not in Rosslyn. There does seem to be an active BackPage contingent, but never tried it. Its a short metro ride from the Rosslyn Metro Station to 14th and K street, spits you out on 13th and its about a block and a half as the crow flies through the park to the loop. You'll really need a car, though, as I don't think the girls are servicing in the alleys anymore, too easy to get caught and too much Uncle Leo. You can also take the metro to Camelot, where there are a few more strip clubs in the area, or go to Crystal City metro stop and go to the Crystal City Diner. No lap dances in DC or Virginia and its pretty much just watch and eat some dinner / lunch.

Kind of pathetic nowadays, really.

DI

[QUOTE=BigCoolie;1511104]I finally found her. That elusive LSW, Abby, but there was another one that walked by. A much thicker one. To be continued.[/QUOTE]I actually was out and about and saw that same LSW out there. She had on the black booty shorts if I am correct. (Nice fat ass) I definitely want to take her for a spin. I didn't go for it though as when I finally noticed her I was exhausted.

Went through the loop this morning and it was a complete ghost town. Not one SW out there tonight. I would have thought that since the rain cooled it off a bit there would have been some life but nothing. I headed and at around 3:30AM after circling for a bit and finding absolutely nothing out there.

Greetings Hawks,

I have been out and about for the last few weeks and have provided reports, yet I have not provided information on the women that I have selected. I shall give my first report and try to give more asap and get caught up. Anyway, princess was my selection on this particular night (A while ago) Princess is a short BSW with long hair. You cannot miss her. After circling the loop a few times I settled on her. Again she is short with long hair, tends to walk around the loop a lot and not stay in one spot so sometimes it is hard to catch her if you want to make the pickup. I actually was about to call it a night after having circled the loop a few times. Sometimes even though there are several women out there they just don't catch your eye. There are some bony women out there that are so bony that it looks like you might break them in half if you spend time with them. Anyway, as I was just about to exit the loop I noticed her. I had actually seen her earlier but she vanished for about two hours and something about her just made me pull over to make the scoop. She happily scurried up to me and hopped in. Did the LE check and we were off. Got to the notel and was ready to go. Princess is actually very short and slim but not to the point where she has no shape. She actually has a nice figure once you get her clothes off. She wouldn't remove her top for some reason so I didn't get a good look at her breast, (not an uncovered look that is). To make a long story short she was willing to work with me when the little man was tired and not cooperating and I actually had a great time. Sweet personality and actually has a bubble bottom too. Finished me up cowgirl style. Will try again at some point but there are so many new faces out there (After having been away from the area for years everyone is new to me) that until I work the loop for a bit I won't be seeing her again. It will take me a moment to pin down which women are my go to girls and which ones are not good providers etc.

Contact info = yes.

CBJ = yes

I was PMed by capt cruncher seeking digets of a well reviewed SWer on this thread. I looked over his posts and declined based on his lack of any real contributions aside from counting SWer's and providing weather updates. He clearly spends a fair amount of time on the track and some how fails to offer any names of which SWer's are out (perhaps he does not know them by name). It's always a generic counting. My feeling is that he is either just a cruiser, uncle Leo, or just trying to get his post count to senior status.

I don't often feel the need to call someone out. This thread sure could use a few more contributors. This board works best as a two way street. Capt cruncher was very polite and offered info in trade which is super cool. I declined as I wondered why he never posted about those digets with names and reviews. It may just be his style to keep his gems to himself, which is fine. I just found it to be very odd. If capt cruncher is just a cruiser that's ok. But most of us are after talent and the scoop. I am cautious with details and don't hand out digets to just anyone. I usually need to see a contribution to share. Again I'm not trying to be a dick but that's my two cents. Most of his reports that elude to a scoop always say the details will be in future post. I have yet to see that happen.

Hit the loop the other morning, it was an average day activity wise. Wasn't dry but I have seen better. Picked up this chick in a blue swimsuit bikini lingerie thingy (I can't remember her name). The sec she got in the car her lips started flapping and didn't stop until she got out 20 minutes later. I got a CBJ for the standard. 4, her skills were actually good but she kept stopping to ask if I was finished and this was only after a few seconds. Finally I ushered her head down and she finished with no problem. I would pick her up again in a pinch.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4; 1513054]I was PMed by capt cruncher seeking digets of a well reviewed SWer on this thread. I looked over his posts and declined based on his lack of any real contributions aside from counting SWer's and providing weather updates. He clearly spends a fair amount of time on the track and some how fails to offer any names of which SWer's are out (perhaps he does not know them by name). It's always a generic counting. My feeling is that he is either just a cruiser, uncle Leo, or just trying to get his post count to senior status.

I don't often feel the need to call someone out. This thread sure could use a few more contributors. This board works best as a two way street. Capt cruncher was very polite and offered info in trade which is super cool. I declined as I wondered why he never posted about those digets with names and reviews. It may just be his style to keep his gems to himself, which is fine. I just found it to be very odd. If capt cruncher is just a cruiser that's ok. But most of us are after talent and the scoop. I am cautious with details and don't hand out digets to just anyone. I usually need to see a contribution to share. Again I'm not trying to be a dick but that's my two cents. Most of his reports that elude to a scoop always say the details will be in future post. I have yet to see that happen.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=SlapHappy4; 1513054]I was PMed by capt cruncher seeking digets of a well reviewed SWer on this thread. I looked over his posts and declined based on his lack of any real contributions aside from counting SWer's and providing weather updates. He clearly spends a fair amount of time on the track and some how fails to offer any names of which SWer's are out (perhaps he does not know them by name). It's always a generic counting. My feeling is that he is either just a cruiser, uncle Leo, or just trying to get his post count to senior status.

I don't often feel the need to call someone out. This thread sure could use a few more contributors. This board works best as a two way street. Capt cruncher was very polite and offered info in trade which is super cool. I declined as I wondered why he never posted about those digets with names and reviews. It may just be his style to keep his gems to himself, which is fine. I just found it to be very odd. If capt cruncher is just a cruiser that's ok. But most of us are after talent and the scoop. I am cautious with details and don't hand out digets to just anyone. I usually need to see a contribution to share. Again I'm not trying to be a dick but that's my two cents. Most of his reports that elude to a scoop always say the details will be in future post. I have yet to see that happen.[/QUOTE]Actually I just added my first report today (I had to actually cut the length down and delete things to shorten it). I don't report immediately because I often write lengthy reports and attempt to give lots of detail (And I actually had time today, which I often don't). I added the report prior to PM'ing you or maybe a little after I cannot remember but Jackson can verify. Thanks for taking it this route though. I pm'ed you for reasons of privacy, and respectfully. You could have simply declined and said no or not responded. You did actually PM me and respectfully in return and things should have simply ended there. I think that it isn't cool at all to put me out there directly in the forum. I offered a trade for reasons of verifiability and could have provided photos, phone numbers or other forms of verifiability. If you looked back at my previous post you would have seen in my first post where I stated that I have been away from the city for several years. I don't know any of them by name except for the five or so that I have made contact with and tried out. It's ok though as I can easily reach her without assistance, I run the loop and can and will encounter her eventually. Speeding up the process was my only goal. It isn't as though I hounded you or threatened you or any of the sort. Understandable, though if that is how it is so be it. I guess we are both back in grade school now and I will get detention. You definitely won't have to worry about any future contact. This is definitely not the type of response that I expected. (not trying to be a dick either, but as adults things could have been handled differently. If I had come at you disrespectfully or in an innapropriate way then I could see this type of reaction). How can the fraternal order / country club here expand if new members are blasted for everything and the ones that attempt to post and help out receive this sort of treatment?

And as for me trying to run up my post to get to seniority, on this site unfortunately seniority means nothing. There are some extremely well versed senior members here but on the same note there are some who don't and have not posted anything and don't seem to know anything about any of this as they are always publicly asking questions. You have to take your time and find out who is who and what is what. (don't get me wrong at all this is not an attack on this website or the administrator. In fact this is one of the best forums that I have belonged to in regards to this topic.)

If I offered you phone numbers then obviously I am not just a cruiser. You could have asked me for the numbers and photos or whatever other information you wanted and I would have gladly provided them, you could have verified and then made your decision from there.

But you have your opinions and thoughts and I have mine. Let's just leave it at that.

I'm not trying to discourage you or any other member. Your posts are helpful in a very basic way. I did mention that you are polite and approached me with info to trade, which is cool. I think that it's odd that you would contact me for info that is really not necessary. I have scooped the SWer you asked about by accident most of my meetings (she seems to be out a lot). Your posts seem to all be from a distance. Many of us want names, details, and reviews which is the general theme on most of the threads. I posted publicly because I want other members to consider my thoughts before sharing. I'll be happy to share my intel with you after I see three decent posts. I don't intend to be hostile. I'm just suspicious. I hope that sounds fair.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1513305]I'm not trying to discourage you or any other member. Your posts are helpful in a very basic way. I did mention that you are polite and approached me with info to trade, which is cool. I think that it's odd that you would contact me for info that is really not necessary. I have scooped the SWer you asked about by accident most of my meetings (she seems to be out a lot). Your posts seem to all be from a distance. Many of us want names, details, and reviews which is the general theme on most of the threads. I posted publicly because I want other members to consider my thoughts before sharing. I'll be happy to share my intel with you after I see three decent posts. I don't intend to be hostile. I'm just suspicious. I hope that sounds fair.[/QUOTE]As I stated I have not seen her in a few weeks. I have actually been out and about on the loop. I noticed her weeks ago and have not seen her since. If you were actually out and about on the loop you would know that. Of course by simply staying active eventually she and I will cross paths. I would have given names, dates etc and in fact I added a post just this morning with such information. You could have allowed the other members to make their own judgments. Senior members here complain that new members ask them for information with nothing to share. I provided everything that everyone ask of (willingness to give intel, photos, names and the phone number) yet you still complain. A phone number is easily verifiable, you pick up one phone dial the number and when the woman answers you just verified. You can even take it a step further and meet. I would have given all of that but instead of negotiating or giving the information you went straight to panic mode, accused me of being LEO, a cruiser, attempting to achieve senior status by running up posts, and simply giving weather reports. As the ultimate sign of disrespect and juvenile behavior you even went public with it all. Unfortunately on this site I have found that some (Not all and thank god for those of you that are out there who don't behave this way) senior members feel that they can talk to you any way they want to, disrespect you, and have their asses kissed and you are not supposed to say or do anything. A true senior member (With integrity) would have simply declined. Additionally, you could have asked me what information I had and if the names were not to your liking or it was information you already had then you could have again declined to accept. Their was definitely a better way to handle things. You could have let me know what you wanted, or how to improve my posts without being a jerk, or you had the right to outright decline and not give out any information at all. Try pulling your head out of your ass and getting off your high horse before responding. Just because you have reached senior status doesn't make you an administrator of this board or a demi-god for that matter.

Let's be real about something. You stated that you wanted other members to consider your thoughts before sharing. And you were making an attempt to be civil. That could not have been your motive. You put me on blast right out on the forum. After receiving my post you ran straight to the keyboard with the purpose of snitching to your peers and those that you feel are also senior members. What you wanted was for other senior members to chime in and add insult to injury by joining with you and bashing me even further. Of course you would have continued to throw in your two cents and at the end of the day you would have felt that the others gave you a pat on the back and you and the others (Those who chose to drink the cool-aid that you were serving) could poke out your chest with a feeling of accomplishment. (We beat off another horrible member). Yes you mention in your post that I approached your respectfully but then not more than three sentences afterwards you attempt to vilify me and poison the other members minds by accusing me of being LEO and hurling all sorts of insults at me. This wasn't a post intended on helping me, or warning the others. It was a personal attack on me which you try to save face on under the guise of a helping hand. If you had wanted to be civil you would not have put me on blast on the forum and you would have been less abrasive. You must not smell what you are shoveling eh?

If you truly felt that the information is not necessary and that you were simply suspicious could you have not been man enough to say that in a PM? The issue would have been dead in the water right there. I sent you one message. It isn't as though I harrassed you or kept badgering you or did anything of the sort.

Honestly though there is no need to make peace. The way you handled things already shows me what type of character you are and your level of integrity. I don't need to deal with a member who has shown that he not only is a snitch but a snake at the same time. What happens if someone picks up a woman before you reach her? Do you take photos of the persons license plate and vehicle and post it on the forum for the other members to make judgements on? I always approach others respectfully and without resorting to name-calling or accusations. However, I am not simply going to let anyone, senior member or not, talk nonsense to me. If you throw it at me then expect to get it in return. This site is supposed to be for the purpose of obtaining women, not bashing and attacking those seeking information. The only way that we can bring about a forum with many who are willing to exchange and provide intel, is by helping those who are not on the right path or who are not providing things in a way that is useful. I honestly don't care if you want three post or ten thousand post. I have no intention of meeting your qouta or expectation. If I chose to provide further information it will be because of my willingness to do so, not because of your stipulations or expectations. What you want, feel or need is irrelevant (After your method of approach to this matter) and quite frankly I could care less about any of your demands. No need for you to try to make peace and break bread now. A web forum is exactly like a game of chess, you should think very carefully before you move. This is especially important in a forum where you cannot edit your post. You cannot throw something out there or make a stupid decision and simply retract it. I shall end this matter by saying this. I don't care what information you may have. Even if you have a super models phone number and you carry it to your grave with you. I have nothing further to say to you and no further desire to gather any information that you might have. Just stay out of my way and I will stay out of yours. From here forward I simply will not acknowledge you. Do not contact me and I am soo sorry I made the foolish mistake of contacting you, but it sure as heck won't happen again. We have absolutely nothing to say to one another. You have 87 total post yet already act as though you have 1, 000. Obviously you are a senior member by number of post only. I will use my own judgement and simply deal with senior members who have more integrity, make better decisions, act appropriately and adhere to higher standards of etiquette than you. Thats how I am going to carry this. I hope that sounds fair.

Geez, breath man. Just post some thing of value. Then I'll share. Counting SWers for 20 plus posts only counts for so much. Your track record is what it is. You can change that. I'm glad to see your recent posts have improved. Now if you're done complaining lets get back to the purpose of this thread.

Hit the loop this morning at about 5am. First pass and review turned up nothing. Came back a second time there was one BSW out wasn't interested though. Left the area and came back found a cute LSW talking to someone else. Circled back saw her waiting on her friend. Came back again her and her friend (Crystal) was walking in the opposite direction of me. They both were nice looking with great bodies. Crystals a$$ caught my attention although I would have scooped either of them. Anyway, I went back Crystal was crossing the street as her friend ventured off with someone. I stopped she got in took care of business we went off and parked. All I had time for was CBJ and it was GREAT! Got the digits and would def. See her again. I want to check out her friend too. All in all I saw 2 BSW. 4 LSW. 2 WSW.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1513846]Geez, breath man. Just post some thing of value. Then I'll share. Counting SWers for 20 plus posts only counts for so much. Your track record is what it is. You can change that. I'm glad to see your recent posts have improved. Now if you're done complaining lets get back to the purpose of this thread.[/QUOTE]I have been down with the program or can you not read. You started this little game by throwing me under the bus. Secondly, what did you not understand about leaving me alone? I already stated what I feel about your demands and your thoughts on my track record. I no longer want your information. Keep it moving and stop harrasing the new members.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1513846]Geez, breath man. Just post some thing of value. Then I'll share. Counting SWers for 20 plus posts only counts for so much. Your track record is what it is. You can change that. I'm glad to see your recent posts have improved. Now if you're done complaining lets get back to the purpose of this thread.[/QUOTE]So you were adding to the purpose of the thread by being a complete dick and throwing me under the bus? When did tattling become a goal of the thread? Complaining? How many whiny statements have we seen in regards to my post from you? More than enough. (At least I am contributing something.) If I was complaining I would have come out the woodworks and complained about new members, senior members and the sky or whatever else. I only responded or said anything when provoked by you and your nonsense. The DC thread is very slow and not much activity. Unlike the Baltimore thread which is alive and kicking. (The members in that neck of the woods actually stick together though and don't have to deal with nonsense like this. And you actually expect to keep contributions going by behaving this way? I am not complaining at all, simply pointing out the childish method in which you handled things. The senior members didn't support you in your decision and if anything the only thing you accomplished is making an ass out of both of us. (Of course though I forget whatever you type is for the purpose of this thread because of your senior member status correct?)

My track record? I only have 24 or so (Give or take a few) post at the current moment. Twenty post does not constitute a record. I am still relatively new in regards to the forum. Are you insane?

Here you go again. Post something of value, again I forget as the forum administrator and policy maker I have to do what you say (Again that is another perk of being a senior member correct?)

[QUOTE=DCsfynest;1513883]Hit the loop this morning at about 5am. First pass and review turned up nothing. Came back a second time there was one BSW out wasn't interested though. Left the area and came back found a cute LSW talking to someone else. Circled back saw her waiting on her friend. Came back again her and her friend (Crystal) was walking in the opposite direction of me. They both were nice looking with great bodies. Crystals a$$ caught my attention although I would have scooped either of them. Anyway, I went back Crystal was crossing the street as her friend ventured off with someone. I stopped she got in took care of business we went off and parked. All I had time for was CBJ and it was GREAT! Got the digits and would def. See her again. I want to check out her friend too. All in all I saw 2 BSW. 4 LSW. 2 WSW.[/QUOTE]I was out there myself around that time. I'm horrible with names but I picked up this little petite chick in some red short shorts, she had long braids and glasses. We found a spot, got the CBJ for. 4 then I dropped her back off. Service and attitude were great would definately repeat. I saw this light skinned chick out there also, could have been a LSW but looked like she was just light to me. She had on black leggins with a white top. Someone scooped her up just as I was about to so I had to settle for the chick in the red shorts which turned out to be pretty decent.

[QUOTE=DCsfynest;1513883]Hit the loop this morning at about 5am. First pass and review turned up nothing. Came back a second time there was one BSW out wasn't interested though. Left the area and came back found a cute LSW talking to someone else. Circled back saw her waiting on her friend. Came back again her and her friend (Crystal) was walking in the opposite direction of me. They both were nice looking with great bodies. Crystals a$$ caught my attention although I would have scooped either of them. Anyway, I went back Crystal was crossing the street as her friend ventured off with someone. I stopped she got in took care of business we went off and parked. All I had time for was CBJ and it was GREAT! Got the digits and would def. See her again. I want to check out her friend too. All in all I saw 2 BSW. 4 LSW. 2 WSW.[/QUOTE]I saw the same thing you spoke of, I saw the LSW'S walking there up the street. Time got a little late for me to make a pick so I continued down 12th and just headed to work. I did however about 2 weeks go make my normal pic of Nina. Just my usual CBJ. Service is alway good with great attitude. Maybe I will try a little different flavor sometime so I can make a different report but when I am out she seems to be the one I go for. No digits though I really have no need for them.

On another note how does everyone like the new traffic pattern, with the left lane being straight and the right lane being TURN RIGHT ONLY! Sure everyone on the forum is polite when trying to merge left from the turn only lane. Man some A-Holes are alway flying up that lane and jamming therer way in. I see an accident happening soon if not already.

I saw the talked about rollerblader out the other morning. Also what s with the guys on the corners are they there watching over there girls or are they just hanging out for the hell of it? I alway see a few young looking guys on the corners around M street.

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang;1514150]I was out there myself around that time. I'm horrible with names but I picked up this little petite chick in some red short shorts, she had long braids and glasses. We found a spot, got the CBJ for. 4 then I dropped her back off. Service and attitude were great would definately repeat. I saw this light skinned chick out there also, could have been a LSW but looked like she was just light to me. She had on black leggins with a white top. Someone scooped her up just as I was about to so I had to settle for the chick in the red shorts which turned out to be pretty decent.[/QUOTE]Her name is princess. I reviewed her and she does have a great attitude. I went the full service route though. (See my review a few post prior to this). Her body is actually nicer than I thought it would be because when I got her clothes off it was great! For those that may be interested I do have her contact info.

[QUOTE=Majaja;1514186]I saw the talked about rollerblader out the other morning. Also what s with the guys on the corners are they there watching over there girls or are they just hanging out for the hell of it? I alway see a few young looking guys on the corners around M street.[/QUOTE]Those guys seem to just hang there all the time now. I don't intend on investigating further to see what they are up to. Sometimes one of them pulls up in a vehicle and two of them hop in and they circle the loop for a while looking at and trying to get the womens attention. I have no idea what they are up to (best policy is to live and let live, as long as they don't bother you don't bother them). The rollerblader skates up and down with headphones on sometimes (Be careful around him as he has cut out right in front of me when the light was green, because he has his music on and isn't paying attention) Sometimes he follows behind the women and fondles them.

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang;1514150]I was out there myself around that time. I'm horrible with names but I picked up this little petite chick in some red short shorts, she had long braids and glasses. We found a spot, got the CBJ for. 4 then I dropped her back off. Service and attitude were great would definately repeat. I saw this light skinned chick out there also, could have been a LSW but looked like she was just light to me. She had on black leggins with a white top. Someone scooped her up just as I was about to so I had to settle for the chick in the red shorts which turned out to be pretty decent.[/QUOTE]Yes I saw her she was the BSW I was referring to. The other in the white shirt was the one walking with Crystal.

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1514022]I have been down with the program or can you not read. You started this little game by throwing me under the bus. Secondly, what did you not understand about leaving me alone? I already stated what I feel about your demands and your thoughts on my track record. I no longer want your information. Keep it moving and stop harrasing the new members. [/

I get it your a little sore. My comments to you did make sense to quite a few members. I can see that you're a tad butt hurt. I'm very impressed that you improved your posting and actually made an alleged scoop. Now keep it up and stop crying. If you provide good info in the future that will redeem your shattered status. Good to see you trying. Now grow a pair and quit bitching.
Also, if I really were trying to embarrass ("throw you under the bus") you I would have named the SWer you were after. That would really make it clear how odd your request was. My observation stands, perhaps I can remove the uncle Leo suggestion and focus my suspension on you being a flat out weirdo. My guess is that the SWer's see this which may be why your have had troubles making a scoop.

Passed thru again this AM. There were quite a few to pick from. I found Crystal's friend her name is Honey! This is NOT the BSW Honey who was recently pregnant and primarily at the Gas station on the NY side of town. This is a LSW also with great mic skills. I think she is cooler than Crystal although they both give good service. I think my choice would be Honey. She is a thick (not fat) cute LSW. I got her digits too. Overall 5 BSWs. 4 LSWs today. LE was out too they shut things down just as HOney and I returned from our journey. I think it was in part due to an overly aggressive SW making a scene when cars passed. I'm done for the remainder of this week!

[QUOTE=Majaja;1514186]I saw the talked about rollerblader out the other morning. Also what s with the guys on the corners are they there watching over there girls or are they just hanging out for the hell of it? I alway see a few young looking guys on the corners around M street.[/QUOTE]Usually its guys on bicycles that seem to go round and round and round. They "watch" the girls and are pimp's eyes in many cases. You have to remember the girls are basically property / assets. They are treated worse than cattle, but still have value.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4; 1514613][QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1514022]I have been down with the program or can you not read. You started this little game by throwing me under the bus. Secondly, what did you not understand about leaving me alone? I already stated what I feel about your demands and your thoughts on my track record. I no longer want your information. Keep it moving and stop harrasing the new members. [/

I get it your a little sore. My comments to you did make sense to quite a few members. I can see that you're a tad butt hurt. I'm very impressed that you improved your posting and actually made an alleged scoop. Now keep it up and stop crying. If you provide good info in the future that will redeem your shattered status. Good to see you trying. Now grow a pair and quit bitching.

Also, if I really were trying to embarrass ("throw you under the bus") you I would have named the SWer you were after. That would really make it clear how odd your request was. My observation stands, perhaps I can remove the uncle Leo suggestion and focus my suspension on you being a flat out weirdo. My guess is that the SWer's see this which may be why your have had troubles making a scoop.[/QUOTE]What behind did you recently squeeze out of? Use your head man. If I offered to give you womens phone numbers and photos then obviously I have been doing a lot more than just cruising the loop. You cannot be that stupid (Actually you can) so I asked you for Ninas contact information. If you have been out on the loop recently you would know that she hasn't been out in a while. I will actually encounter her as stated so no longer need the information. Do you really want to continue this?

I can see that its that time of the month for you and you have blood running from 'tween your legs and its causing you to lash out at me. No problem, go ahead and bleed it out and then return and continue to post after its all over. Maybe then your disposition will be somewhat better. But then again a twat will always be a twat right? Just need some time alone eh?

'Grow a pair' A snitch is telling me to grow a pair. How ironic. You showed how much of a woman you truly are when you stopped nursing your children to continue fueling the fire and when you completely went out like a girl and felt the need to tattle on me and gain the acceptance of the other seniors. Guess what? No one cared.

My god you cannot be this stupid. I have said repeatedly in several posts. I don't care what information you have, I no longer want to exchange with you. I don't need you. I don't care about your requirements or the benchmarks that you have set for me or how many post you want etc. I don't care if you accuse me of this or that or you think that I am LEO. Is there a senior member here who has a hooked on phonics book that you can lend this person? Maybe there is a member here who knows a preschool teacher or is dating or married to one. I have tried to dumb it down as much as I can but you are not getting it. Say it slowly moron. (H-e the-o-e-s and-o-t see-a-are-e w-h-a-t Iii t-h-I-and-k, o-are and-e-e-the, o-are.a-be-o-you-t .m-why .I-and-f-o-are-m-a-t-I-o-and) (H-e A-l-s-o the-o-e-s-and-t see-a-are-e a-be-o-you-t h-o-w m-a-and-why p-o-s-t I w-a-and-t h-I-m t-o- g-e-t)

Maybe I am attacking someone who is handicapped, perhaps you are blind and someone is reading my post to you and omitting the parts that might upset you. (Like the part where I say I don't care about your request, what you think of me or what information you have) Read that sentence very very slowly and maybe it will sink in. Other than that you may be mentally challenged and I might have to repeat it in ten or fifteen post before you comprehend. If you are retarded and cannot understand what I am saying then let me know and I will stop here as I have no desire to offend or attack those that are handicapped.

Whats your native language? Maybe I am going back and fourth with someone who doesn't have a thorough understanding of the english language. French perhaps? Swahili? Chinese? Arabic? Just let me know and we can translate my responses to a language that is easier for you to understand.

Why do you continue to attempt to show your level of importance here by setting these goals that I have no concern for? Do you really think that you are that important? Honestly you are nothing more than a peon here and you have shown that with your post. Ok so you have senior member status. But you are still nothing. The threats that you continue to issue won't work on me. They work on the newbies and those that are not hip to the game. Are you trying to prove to me or someone out there that you actually mean something here? Trying to compensate for something else perhaps?

Alleged scoop? I have actually gone back and read through your post. You have not one photo. All I see is times and names. And each of your post is three or four sentences and nothing more. This information is very easy to come by. I can easily look back a few months through a few post and take one of the womens names that I see, create a date and a time that I allegedly picked her up and post it in the forum. So where is your evidence? How about we settle it like this. You and I can start a thread. We can post all the photos, names and phone numbers of the women we have on tap there. (Since you are so protective of Nina you can keep that one hidden in your asshole). Any senior member or any member for that matter can take the phone numbers and names and verify it. I am willing to do this and to lose all of my negotiating power to prove just how much of an embicile you truly are. We can even do it via PM. We need a nuetral party so if the members of this board can pick a representative (A reputable senior member or senior members) we can both pm that member our information and that member or members can then testify to the validity and value of both of us. But here is the stipulation. If they feel that I am LEO or have not been honest or am not valid in the things that I say and they agree then I will walk away from this website and never bother anyone again or post again. But if it is found that I am valid and honest in the things that I have been saying then you have to walk away. (Or they can send a message to Jackson and have him ban the member that is does not come out on the winning end. (Any senior members who may be takers?)

If you and I continue like this though it is probably not going to end well for either of us. Either you will get banned, I will get banned or we both will get banned. So be it though. Are you really ready to lose this (Membership on this forum) because you cannot let something go? I have already begin to respond to other post and had moved on but you continue to repeatedly come back with insults and continue to try to put stipulations on me to get me to conform to what you want. There are other forums out there (Not quite as good) but if it takes both of us getting banned to end this war and to get you banned in the process then so be it, I guess I will go down in flames and take one for the team.

You have actually become quit predictable so let me go ahead and type part of your next response, that way all you have to do is copy and paste and add just a little bit of information.

' [insert baseless stupid insult here, blah blah blah blah I love hearing myself talk and because I am a senior member I have to be important] All you have to do is reach 3 post that are good and I will share with you and if you reach 10 post that are good then I will take back what I said about you being a LEO. And if you reach 20 post then I will make you a senior member. '

Just copy and paste the above paragraph and you won't have to type as much. (Not that you type much anyway and what little you do type is filled with stupidity.)

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1514613]I get it your a little sore. My comments to you did make sense to quite a few members. I can see that you're a tad butt hurt. I'm very impressed that you improved your posting and actually made an alleged scoop. Now keep it up and stop crying. If you provide good info in the future that will redeem your shattered status.[/QUOTE]Shattered status? What are you talking about. You may be too dumb to even communicate with. No senior member has stood beside you in this nonsensical tirade yet you continue. (Womanly traits, continued, complaining and attempting to find a counter argument when you know you are wrong instead of just giving up.) Shattered in the eyes of who? Only you, a member who is a nobody. You and only you have put yourself on a pedestal and feel this way. No one else shares that belief or identifies you as a true senior. You are trying to gain acceptance by force instead of through your actions. No one is buying it.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4; 1514613]Good to see you trying. Now grow a pair and quit bitching.

Also, if I really were trying to embarrass ("throw you under the bus") you I would have named the SWer you were after. That would really make it clear how odd your request was.[/QUOTE]Ok so I asked you for Ninas phone number. Again you don't travel the loop obviously because she has not been around in a while. So by you putting that information out there you would have been somehow throwing me under the bus, but what you did wasn't? Ok. Obviously not dealing with an intelligent person here. I have told you your constant threats don't work on me, try some of the newbies they might be afraid and succumb to what you want.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1514613]My observation stands, perhaps I can remove the uncle Leo suggestion and focus my suspension on you being a flat out weirdo.[/QUOTE]First you accused me of being LEO now you are changing your tune and calling it a suggestion. You don't even remember what you said in your own post. There is no way you can expect anyone to take you seriously.

Ok so I am a flat out weirdo for asking for information about women, on a forum that focuses on providing that type of information? Hmmm, yep me and everyone else here sees the logic in that. Secondly, this statement here shows that you have stopped attempting to counter any arguments that I may have and you have turned this into a personal attack. The fact that you got clowned in front of everyone does not go well with you. So you are going to attempt to find every possible venue to attack from. No matter what happens or how foolish you look or even if other senior members ask you to chill out. You will do anything that it takes to try to discredit me or somehow prove that all of your completely outlandish claims are somehow credible. This is a personal attack and you are waaaay out of line. In your first post you stated that you did all of this to allow other members to make their own judgments on how to deal with me. Now you state that you are doing it because you observed this and that and I am uncle LEO. But if I disprove this then you will focus on other things, like me being a weirdo. (Sounds like a personal attack to me and not true observations. You are really really losing credibility here. You do realize that this is a public forum and others can see what you type don't you? Besides that you just admitted that from now on you will do everything you can to find something wrong with me. That is actually stalking, or a form of it. This guy is pointing the finger at me and touting the word weirdo but this is something serious here. There is more too it than that, it seems to be a personal grudge and you are displaying stalker tendencies. For members out there this is something to be leery of. Perhaps senior membership status should be reconsidered. Perhaps there is another method that can be used to attain senior member status. In order to prevent people like this from attaining senior member status maybe a system of votes can be instituted. Or a point system or some other type of system. Jackson (That might be an idea for the future) If someone simply post over and over they should not be able to gain senior member status. Demoting seniors might also be another notion. (Can anyone guess who my first vote would be for?) Maybe another idea might work. (although the current method is fine, just some food for thought). To add to all of this what observations have you made? You don't have current information on the loop and other than this weeks postings which are all directed at me you have not posted anything of true value for a while. Since you are so observant what is going on out there in the loop? Or how about the local strip clubs? Got any intel on any of that? Or are you going to continue with your womanly revenge and post all day and night about me and continue to display your stalker-tendencies? (When your period is over does all this end and you go back to being a somewhat normal woman?)

Honestly though you are a very poor representation of a senior member. I have dealt with some of the other senior members and they are definitely not like this.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1514613]My observation stands, perhaps I can remove the uncle Leo suggestion and focus my suspension on you being a flat out weirdo.[/QUOTE]Please take note of this. You are not even intelligent enough to type a proper paragraph. You are going to focus your suspension on me being a weirdo? So now you are so high and mighty as a senior member that you are issuing suspensions? Whoa I am shaking in my shoes. Shivering at my keyboard. Don't suspend me. (Note to other members who argue with this member, he can and will issue suspensions. In fact I have listed below a number of members that he has suspended:

1. Ricky Rouse.

2. Monald Muck.

3. Super Mann.

4. Cocky Member.

5. Big Cock Johnny.

Remember he says if you just post five good post he will re-institute your memberships because he has the ability to do that.

Spell check is a very very nice option. (Modern computers and programs have it you really should try it.) If not then at least try to proofread what you write. Even third graders do that. The word that you are looking for is "suspicions" (Not suspensions you twit). R. I. F. (Reading Is Fundamental). A thesaurus or dictionary might help also, assuming you can even read them.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1514613]My guess is that the SWer's see this which may be why your have had troubles making a scoop.[/QUOTE] (Tee heeehee doofy made another mistake in the paragraph. 'why your have had' (I think they may need to start a learn English for dummies section of the forum. You can be the first student, Lord knows you need it) you couldn't even complete a three sentence paragraph without making a mistake. But you are judging someone else? But let me just address the nonsense you typed above. Have you been drinking stalker?

Ok, so now the SWer's are clairvoyant and can see who is typing behind the console. (And by using their ESP they automatically know what car I am driving and my entire identity. This is why I have had trouble making the scoop? This has to be one of the more stupid things that you have said in your little temper tantrum session against me. Yet you still continue. This makes a whole lot of sense. Oh yeah all of the SWer's can see me through the computer from the corner they work. Lastly, the information that I have easily proves that I have made the scoops over and over again. Your stalker like behavior and tendencies are not even funny. You need to check yourself and maybe get some help. You guessed wrong dummy! (This is exactly what happens when brother and sister inbreed and have offspring.) If I had to guess on something I would guess that you have a learning disability. (See how many times I have told you your demands mean nothing and you still don't comprehend. And how many times I have said that your repeated demands will not be met. If you want to demand something how about you demand the members of this board pool their money together and buy you a speak and spell, some Midol (For cramps) and a box of tampons?

Again the arguments that you are coming up with are things that you are pulling out of your ass. Your I. Q. And the number of toes you have must be the same number. A senior member here already pulled your card and you just keep on going. None of the other seniors (or other members) have supported you, yet you keep on going with your list of demands, threats etc and touting your ability to do this and that. Instead of just admitting that you fucked up and giving up. (You don't even have to say that in the open, you can simply stop responding and save some face and further embarrassment.) Man you are such a silly little clown, putting on a show for everyone. (A blonde airhead that is temperamental and vindictive. Your boyfriend must have it made.)

I initially was going to ignore you but we can go back and fourth forever if you want and I shall continue to make a fool out of you. I already said that if you simply let things be and left me alone that I would ignore you but you won't let things go. You keep going on and on and on just like a typical woman. You are spending all this time and resources worrying about me and what I am doing that you have not provided any information of value. (Not that your three sentence post were informational anyway). You are wasting everyones time here, and forum space. If you are so concerned about the forum, what information is being posted, and the well-being of the members here then why are you spending so much time and so many posts issuing idle threats, list of demands (That I certainly don't care about and have no intention of meeting) and stalking me?

All of this effort could have been spent giving reports. I am wasting the little free time that I have addressing your nonsense. Have you any other stupid things to say for yourself or are you done yet stalker? (maybe you should wait until your period is done to actually respond)

[QUOTE=DCsfynest;1514623]Passed thru again this AM. There were quite a few to pick from. I found Crystal's friend her name is Honey! This is NOT the BSW Honey who was recently pregnant and primarily at the Gas station on the NY side of town. This is a LSW also with great mic skills. I think she is cooler than Crystal although they both give good service. I think my choice would be Honey. She is a thick (not fat) cute LSW. I got her digits too. Overall 5 BSWs. 4 LSWs today. LE was out too they shut things down just as HOney and I returned from our journey. I think it was in part due to an overly aggressive SW making a scene when cars passed. I'm done for the remainder of this week![/QUOTE]Honey is blk & wht mix.

[QUOTE=DCsfynest;1515538]Honey is blk & wht mix.[/QUOTE]LOL, it's funny how redbones try to pass themselves off as latinas.

Courtney.

Greetings Fellow Hawks,

Just providing a review on Courtney. I decided on night to scoop Courtney. You cannot miss her for those that do not know her. She is a WSW with a really really nice muffin ass. Tattos on her leg, are another identifying mark. She usually hangs around the 11th and K area near the bus shelter or somewhere nearby. On this particular night LEO was out pretty heavily. I had been circling for a while and trying to make a scoop but when LEO is out in such numbers you have to tread carefully. I actually saw about five or six other hawks get hit by LEO on this evening. Its a horrible thing to have happen so be careful out there. One thing though is when it does happen it leaves and opening for you to make a move. I snagged her right around the 11th and K block around 4:00AM and she hopped in and we were off to the Notel.

Once inside we got to business. First missionary. It seemed really robotic and just no pizazz at all. Although I did get to grab that ass while I was working it and trust me it feels great. Had her switch around doggy style and figured it might be better that way. It wasn't and the biggest killer for me was that she answered her cell phone and had a conversation for a few mins while I was at it. That really just killed it for me. Courtney attempts to talk dirty but there is something just really robotic about her service. At least on this night it was. YMMV. Everyone says that she was much better prior to having her child. That may be true I was not around to try her out back then. I always give everyone a second try because it is possible that it could just be a bad night. Everyone can have a bad night and even some of the finest have had that. However, it won't be any time soon, too many other SW'ers for me to try right now.

She had a great attitude and all which was fine but the service was just not that good.

CBJ = yes.

BBBJ = I don't know but I doubt it.

D. A. T. Y = I don't know and don't want to!

Anal: didn't ask.

Contact information: I Have it for those that may be interested (depends on who you are)

Ass: Great (Round bubble)

Titties: Cannot remember perhaps C Cups.

Performance: 4/10.

Must do: If you do happen to try her out make sure you get two handfuls of that ass (Very very nice).

[QUOTE=Dre336;1515964]LOL, it's funny how redbones try to pass themselves off as latinas.[/QUOTE]I think it was my mistake. She was friends with the Latina Crystal and she had a little accent which led me to think she was. However, she is also from Manhattan so that could be it. I just assumed wrong with her, but whats funnier is how some of the AA providers try to pass as some other mixture. Really? LOL

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1516075]Courtney.

Greetings Fellow Hawks,

Just providing a review on Courtney. I decided on night to scoop Courtney. You cannot miss her for those that do not know her. She is a WSW with a really really nice muffin ass. Tattos on her leg, are another identifying mark. She usually hangs around the 11th and K area near the bus shelter or somewhere nearby. On this particular night LEO was out pretty heavily. I had been circling for a while and trying to make a scoop but when LEO is out in such numbers you have to tread carefully. I actually saw about five or six other hawks get hit by LEO on this evening. Its a horrible thing to have happen so be careful out there. One thing though is when it does happen it leaves and opening for you to make a move. I snagged her right around the 11th and K block around 4:00AM and she hopped in and we were off to the Notel.

Once inside we got to business. First missionary. It seemed really robotic and just no pizazz at all. Although I did get to grab that ass while I was working it and trust me it feels great. Had her switch around doggy style and figured it might be better that way. It wasn't and the biggest killer for me was that she answered her cell phone and had a conversation for a few mins while I was at it. That really just killed it for me. Courtney attempts to talk dirty but there is something just really robotic about her service. At least on this night it was. YMMV. Everyone says that she was much better prior to having her child. That may be true I was not around to try her out back then. I always give everyone a second try because it is possible that it could just be a bad night. Everyone can have a bad night and even some of the finest have had that. However, it won't be any time soon, too many other SW'ers for me to try right now.

She had a great attitude and all which was fine but the service was just not that good.

CBJ = yes.

BBBJ = I don't know but I doubt it.

D. A. T. Y = I don't know and don't want to!

Anal: didn't ask.

Contact information: I Have it for those that may be interested (depends on who you are)

Ass: Great (Round bubble)

Titties: Cannot remember perhaps C Cups.

Performance: 4/10.

Must do: If you do happen to try her out make sure you get two handfuls of that ass (Very very nice).[/QUOTE]Nice post. You're experience sounds about right. I have had good and bad performances from her. Her boobs are bolt-on's closer to D-DD they are hard to forget. I'm curious how tutiton was worked out as she has been known to ask for way more than standard.

Not that it's worth debating you point by point. No one came to your defense. The one who did pmed me and saw my point. I'm still wondering if you actually saw Courtney, her bolt-ons are hard to miss (I guess you are not observant, or Perhaps lying) I'll ask her. You seem really sensitive. I'm sure we can look forward to another 45 pages of crying in your next response. I guess my observations of you are hitting close to home. Keep up the good work kido. I'm blocking you at this point perhaps you should block me as well. Have a nice life.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;1516524]Not that it's worth debating you point by point. No one came to your defense. The one who did pmed me and saw my point. I'm still wondering if you actually saw Courtney, her bolt-ons are hard to miss (I guess you are not observant, or Perhaps lying) I'll ask her. You seem really sensitive. I'm sure we can look forward to another 45 pages of crying in your next response. I guess my observations of you are hitting close to home. Keep up the good work kido. I'm blocking you at this point perhaps you should block me as well. Have a nice life.[/QUOTE]Ok, you have talked enough. There are grown ups here discussing adult issues. Why don't you go and play at the park for a while and if you can spend enough time not being a nuisance then I may hand you a five so that you can go get yourself some ice-cream.

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher;1514589]Those guys seem to just hang there all the time now. I don't intend on investigating further to see what they are up to. Sometimes one of them pulls up in a vehicle and two of them hop in and they circle the loop for a while looking at and trying to get the womens attention. I have no idea what they are up to (best policy is to live and let live, as long as they don't bother you don't bother them). The rollerblader skates up and down with headphones on sometimes (Be careful around him as he has cut out right in front of me when the light was green, because he has his music on and isn't paying attention) Sometimes he follows behind the women and fondles them.[/QUOTE]Haha. Perv

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher;1516596]Ok, you have talked enough. There are grown ups here discussing adult issues. Why don't you go and play at the park for a while and if you can spend enough time not being a nuisance then I may hand you a five so that you can go get yourself some ice-cream.[/QUOTE]I am not sure who is wrong or right, and don't really care, BUT I have had some good LOL times reading! You guys are really creative at time maybe you should get together for a beer and but this into a short story of something!

HAVE FUN!

This past Friday the 10th I was heading down the jammed pack strip, got to M street going through the light and spotted NINA,"not sure who you were but whoever infront of me in the line made the pick up on Nina so I am sure he enjoyed". So I continued to make the journy around the block and came back around to 11th and M and spotted one I had passed up on earlier. Thought its getting to late for me so I decided go off course and try a new one.

Picked up Rosey, BSW light skinned, around 5'5' maybe 115lbs. We do the deal so she jumps in so we go aroung the block she says take a right back on 12th, then she say pull behind that car! She wanted to take care of the deal right on 12th basically right in front of that apt on the left where people are alway at. I was light hell NO THIS STREET IS FULL OF ACTIVITY! I told her we could just drive around while she took care of the deal so she ok. Well driving around she keep stopping to ask, you finished yet? I said I will never get done if you keep stopping. Told her to stay on it and we would get done. Finally got to the finish after about 3 trips around. She was talking the who FN time. She looke HIGH as a kit. She was pretty and I would have loved to taken it for FS ride with here little hot body but I will not repeat. She was with a few other girls all who were decent looking with good body's and she said one was here sister.

HAPPY HUNTING GUYS!

[QUOTE=Majaja; 1516967]I am not sure who is wrong or right, and don't really care, BUT I have had some good LOL times reading! You guys are really creative at time maybe you should get together for a beer and but this into a short story of something!

HAVE FUN![/QUOTE]This has been my first spat with any one on the fourm. I have been fairly amused with the hissy fit from the highly defensive cpt cruncher. I would gladly meet him for a beer. My guess is that he is not interested. I bet he does not run his mouth in person. I would laugh my ass off if he tried. He reminds me of a saftey patrol I beat up in 6th grade. The block feature is great I'm sure I'm missing out on the next round of crying. Sorry to have clogged up the thread with nonsense, happy hunting.