Stopped by 14k and drew Tammy - 30s. Decent face and body -about a 7/10. Nice TS. Service was 8/10. Would repeat with her.
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Stopped by 14k and drew Tammy - 30s. Decent face and body -about a 7/10. Nice TS. Service was 8/10. Would repeat with her.
Normally I write in the Panama City Florida forum but in DC for some business. Anyways, reading thru the forum, I figured the best place to hit was 14K. Unfortunately I hit it kinda late tonight. No parking to be found except for public and they were gonna close in an hour. So I park it there, rush over only to turn the wrong direction. Then as I go back, the GF calls and wants to chat after I had already called and told her I was "going to bed" early. Tick Tock Tick Tock. The clock is ticking. Finally get her off the phone and make it to the stairs. Paradise at last! I draw Diane, nice looks, great looking tits (Thanks Dow Chemical! ). The TS was great, very thorough cleaning, the whole time she is softly singing some tune. When she final comes back and asks where we go from here, I look up at the clock. Damn that ticking sound. So I tell her all we can do but I gotta be done and getting dressed by 9:30 or my car is locked up until morning. So she quickly gets to rubbing those wonderful chem bags on my back and moaning and kissing my back and ears. Then I do my pancake imitation and she puts the cap on the syrup bottle. Of course she licks the bottle to make sure nothing spills over the side. After a few minutes, I get to munch on some homefries then its time to pour the syrup on. Of course the cap is on secure, but damn if I didn't try. It was rushed but it was good. Fast service with a smile and a hug. I leave a. 8 tip because it was my fault for the rush job but she poured on in such a short time. Of course she dresses me and out we go. Damn near got pushed out the door cuz Ahab the Arab poked his head out of another table as I was going out. Ran the fastest I have in a long time, but still got it after 49 years. Think I may visit once more, much earlier next time so its not just a Happy Meal but a whole breakfast buffet.
Ninja23 on the prowl
[QUOTE=Ninja 23]Normally I write in the Panama City Florida forum but in DC for some business..... Then I do my pancake imitation and she puts the cap on the syrup bottle. Of course she licks the bottle to make sure nothing spills over the side.
Ninja23 on the prowl[/QUOTE]
From Florida? That review sounds more like Vermont! ;-) lol! Great review.
Fellows: I'm passing thru from NC over the weekend, and while I have naturally RTFF, I need a recommendation for the best DC has to offer for one afflicted with a love of the AMP. Your area is the envy of us all and would appreciate any assistance, via PM of course. Information shared if needed.
[QUOTE=Bbbss]It's actually funny this was posted in D.C. After a brief stint working here. You know where. She went to 1818. Place in Washington.Still open? This is where the whole love affair (LOL) blossomed.[/QUOTE]What is this? Some kind of serial antagonist?
[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]What is this? Some kind of serial antagonist?[/QUOTE]
Bbbss and I are in the same pae (boat).If you know what I'm saying.
Glad all you DC guys are doing well.
[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]What is this? Some kind of serial antagonist?[/QUOTE]Sorry. Don't get what you are trying to say.Please explain. Or not.
Either way. Peace.
[QUOTE=Bbbss]Sorry. Don't get what you are trying to say.Please explain. Or not.
Either way. Peace.[/QUOTE]You are probably right with the title.
Peace
Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]...and they provide some of us with wives.[/quote]Yes they do.
I miss the days of ICM (which used to be on M Street NW) and Georgetown Body Therapy (which moved from G'town to U Street to Columbia Heights), both of which are now long gone. Far as I can tell, no one has stepped in to fill this void, but I sure hope someone will tell me I'm wrong.
But then it's maybe only Junky11 and myself who enjoy that kind of service. ICM was my favorite: walk in without an appointment, be introduced to all of the lovely young women working there that evening, pick one, and hope for a stunning massage from a stunning woman. More often than not, it worked out that way.
Can't say it was less than an AMP donation, however.
[QUOTE=Junky11]Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Junky11]Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).[/QUOTE]
H&H (see my previous posts, and others) sort of fits the bill here, but is really YMMV. I've had a couple lookers, and a couple not so much. Sometimes just a nice HJ, sometimes others are on the menu.
Speaking of which, I just broke my hiatus (I swear, I'm not good at keeping those) again a couple days ago. Drew Josie (who seemed to be the only one working, sadly), one of the previously mentioned non-lookers. I almost walked out, but I didn't have time to be picky. She more than made up for her age and looks with an incredible massage, and well, the extras were nice too. Also, surprisingly nice body, despite the face. I'd actually repeat on attitude and service, even though I'd prefer a younger, prettier girl.
It sucks that they have to be so far under the radar, and can't keep a stable of lookers, but well, they're convenient for me, and it's something different for when I don't want an AMP.
Amen! Also a yes here.
[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Yes they do.[/QUOTE]
Fellas,
Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.
We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.
1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.
2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.
3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.
Top 5, or is it "TOP (((FIVE 0)))"
how about you posting some real Intel on some of your ventures.
Seems you have the number 5 on your mind but only want to list the top three.
What does this have to do with man having sex with women?
Don't understand these newbies OR bacon.
AJ
[QUOTE=Dominomfer]Fellas,
Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.
We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.
1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.
2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.
3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.[/QUOTE]
This report isn't very timely, but thought I'd add it anyway. Visited D. C. From Philly last November, RTFF, and decided to check out 1333 Connecticut because I felt it would be the easiest one to locate/get to from my hotel. Had a pleasant experience, although I unfortunately can't remember the name of the girl. She was a little on the big-boned side (seriously.- large framed, not fat), but super-friendly, good experience, all relatively standard. Non-rushed, wanted to cuddle after all was done. If/when I have the chance to visit D. C. Again, I would definitely consider going back. From what I can tell, the service and prices are very comparable between D. C. And Philly. PM if you are ever going to be in Philly and I can provide recommendations.
We could have a whole thread devoted to why the only MP's are Asian or why the non-Asian ones are usually subpar (H&H) and/or with a limited menu (ICM Body Concepts).
But H&H has longevity to recommend it (like almost 20 years! ) and an upper NW location and every once in a while you can have a memorable time. But no doubt, H&H is the home of YMMV.
In my opinion:
Pros: non-Asian, ethnic (usually Latinas recently, sometimes African, or just plain Jane white), shower (by yourself though), english spoken, very friendly staff with GFE quite often, menu usually includes FS, CBJ, or R&T, prices in line with AMPs
Cons: staff on the older side. Some ought to be retired; actual lookers are probably a minority and some are woofers; mamasan can be a pill to deal with.
Current recommendations: Jackie a/k/a Jacqueline from Honduras is young (under 30), good body, sweet.
Happy huntings
[QUOTE=Triple E]H&H (see my previous posts, and others) sort of fits the bill here, but is really YMMV. I've had a couple lookers, and a couple not so much. Sometimes just a nice HJ, sometimes others are on the menu.
Speaking of which, I just broke my hiatus (I swear, I'm not good at keeping those) again a couple days ago. Drew Josie (who seemed to be the only one working, sadly), one of the previously mentioned non-lookers. I almost walked out, but I didn't have time to be picky. She more than made up for her age and looks with an incredible massage, and well, the extras were nice too. Also, surprisingly nice body, despite the face. I'd actually repeat on attitude and service, even though I'd prefer a younger, prettier girl.
It sucks that they have to be so far under the radar, and can't keep a stable of lookers, but well, they're convenient for me, and it's something different for when I don't want an AMP.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dominomfer]Fellas,
Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.
We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.
1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.
2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.
3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.[/QUOTE]Not to impugn your intentions, Dom, but you really didn't provide any justification for your Top 3 DC-area AMPs. You simply listed three, gave brief desrcriptions (info that you [u]might[/u] have been able to pull from posts on this forum), and left it at that.
As for me, I'd rather not lay out (so to speak) an analysis of our favorite AMPs for all the DC-area baconers to see. Let [u]them[/u] do the intel work to determine which ones might be going beyond what they think is proper. I'm not going to help them narrow their focus. Just my 2½ Drachmas' worth.
Hey Guy.. I an not a newbie but I forgot my user name/password and had to re register ( I am the DUMMY)
Thanks to several posts from Big Daddy Don, Sleazebum and Solitaire One, I made a visit to 14K and ask for Happy, After a short wait, Happy walk in the room. The fun begins. She gave a Great performance with all positions and was eager to please. Will repeat!
Face 8
Body 8
TS 8
performance 9
Thanks for the Posts
High Speed,
That is funny I'm a little older and forget things also. But it seems when I ask Jackson to help he not only resets my password he lets me know who I am!
This is your first post. I'm going to call you out on this one also.
Does Happy have tattoos?
If so where's the most noticeable?
I don't believe you and I think you're up to no good!
However I might have to agree with your anthology of yourself :)
Keep an eye on this clown.
Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend my brothers!
Hit That Thing
AJ
PS
You can also check your second post because its a lie to! Unless the person who answered your phone call knows something about yourself that you're not telling us! Damit is that (((BACON))) I smell.
[QUOTE=High Speed]Hey Guy.. I an not a newbie but I forgot my user name/password and had to re register ( I am the DUMMY)
Thanks to several posts from Big Daddy Don, Sleazebum and Solitaire One, I made a visit to 14K and ask for Happy, After a short wait, Happy walk in the room. The fun begins. She gave a Great performance with all positions and was eager to please. Will repeat!
Face 8
Body 8
TS 8
performance 9
Thanks for the Posts[/QUOTE]
Northern Kentucky
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This is what I've been talking about seems it has come to a reality again. Happened in September of last year in our area.
How long Is it before your SO is scoping the area for your car? or all these places are too few and far between?
I don't see why we can't keep this to PM`s between trusted seniors.
This Fucking cop literally quotes USASexGuide as one of their sources of intelligence.
We can make a difference!
Just one man of many men`s opinion!
AJ
[QUOTE=A John]Northern Kentucky
[url]http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/...9d-aa0056d0b77b[/url]
AJ[/QUOTE]
The link doesn't work. Could you please re-submit it?
[quote=Superman06]The link doesn't work. Could you please re-submit it?[/quote]
Try this one:
[url]http://www.local12.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=28419@video.wkrc.com[/url]
I went to 1333 midday on Thursday, 5/22. There was a sign on the door saying "closed for remodeling. " I assumed it was closed and did not ring the bell. Is it still operating?
I walked a couple blocks to 14k and saw Diane. She's 30-something and decent-looking with big silicone balloons. OK shower and massage followed by CBJ. Then we tried numerous positions. She put on a good show. I'd return.
My first post!
Sorry don`t know what happend
One is to the store and the other is to a video where they name USASG as a source of information.
AJ
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I'll be in dc in June and am wondering what is customary up there. I am a regular at Tampa amp's; usually head down to Osaka, Bangkon or Yoshiko in the kennedy area after work, but have been going to Aloha since le seems to avoid that place.
Here at home I generally have to ring the doorbell 80 times just to get inside; once I've had my shower I generally have to ask for a towel about 120 times before I get one. Is this what I can expect on my vacay?
pleasse pm if you don't want to post. Thnks
[QUOTE=A John]I don't see why we can't keep this to PM`s between trusted seniors.[/QUOTE]
I don't know how the Kentucky board is, and how much information they freely offer, but I'm thinking we really need to be more tight-lipped about the locations of our dreams. Sure, we can assume LE already have all the intel we have. But I think we make it entirely too easy for the random blogger to find intel and then post about it. The more mainstream exposure the establishments get, the more likely people in the neighborhood will complain. When that happens, that's when LE would feel compelled to actually take action to harass the establishments.
i mean, our reports actually show up on google search results.
Yikes is the word of the day.
I'm thinking we have to be on the careful side. This could be bad for our area. The timing isn't the bet either. I'm thinking (like other posters before me) we need to be more discreet in what we say. Simple. We talk about. I don't know. Puppies and sunshine. Maybe even other codes to keep things safe.
I don't like this. Not one bit.
Cabbie!
On a another visit to DC and have always been grateful to this thread for updated info. Visited Gina (of the long eyelashes) at Rio and Rose (much underrated IMHO) at 14 K. Both were good experiences, but I must admit that Rose really is my type.
Just to put things in perspective, even with the recent hassles, the AMP scene in DC is quite good. Value to quality of service is much better (IMHO) than NYC, LA, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Honolulu.
Access to talent is even better in some ways than Thailand (the really good talent is actually hard to source for a non-regular visiting tourist unless one is Japanese and has a lot of $$$$). Indeed, the same thing could be said for a non-Korean speaking tourist visiting Korea.
Anyway, just one persons opinion. Hope it makes everyones Memorial Day feel a bit better. And thanks again for the info. Keep it up!
[QUOTE=Litpaq]I'll be in dc in June and am wondering what is customary up there. I am a regular at Tampa amp's; usually head down to Osaka, Bangkon or Yoshiko in the kennedy area after work, but have been going to Aloha since le seems to avoid that place.
Here at home I generally have to ring the doorbell 80 times just to get inside; once I've had my shower I generally have to ask for a towel about 120 times before I get one. Is this what I can expect on my vacay?
pleasse pm if you don't want to post. Thnks[/QUOTE]
RTFF. Sorry if that sounds rude. BTW I'm amazed Tampa AMP's even stay in business, given their prices and crummy service. Tampa though is a great town for lap dancing.
Ok I RTFF and found what I was looking for. Sorry for the rookie mistake, don't use these boards much since I stick to the places I know.
Tampa can be hit or miss like most places I guess. YMMV depending on regular or not (I even RTFAbbreviations) like most places, when I find good service I stick with it and get better service. And Cabbie, IMHO you can talk about puppies and sunshine all you want but don't fool yourself that anyone with an IQ over 50 won't be able to learn your language especially when it's freely available in public school.
[QUOTE=Dog Bone]I went to 1333 midday on Thursday, 5/22. There was a sign on the door saying "closed for remodeling. " I assumed it was closed and did not ring the bell. Is it still operating?[/QUOTE]
Confirmed. I went by there this weekend and saw the same thing.
Fellas, I was denied not once but three times this weekend.
First I went to K. I think this must have been the first time I've been there on a weekend night, because I saw that the bar above had set up a booth right in front of the stairway and there was a bouncer/door guy there. Are some of you guys aware that this was happening? I looked online and I think the bar was opened this past December. I was there maybe a couple of months ago, but I think it was in the afternoon and I had no trouble getting in. What's up with this bar anyway? I wonder if the owners know about the establishment. And if they do, would they complain? I think if they complained, LE would be pressured to shut it down. I think I might stay away from now on so as to not risk being caught in a bust.
So then I tried fourth floor at Conn. I rang the bell three times and still no answer. I've been there several times and they always answered on the first ring. I wonder if for some reason they thought I was LE?
Then I went by Green and saw the same sign Dog Bone saw. And that's a shame. I think Green has an excellent location, the kind of location that people wouldn't complain about.
The only other establishments I've been to are all closed, except for third floor M and IHC. I'm never going back to third floor M again after having been overcharged there, and I've never felt comfortable with the parking situation at IHC. So I just aborted for the night.
The scene is getting kind of dire in DC. I'm on the verge of just giving up the hobby or finding another hunting ground.
[QUOTE=DickAllMighty]Confirmed. I went by there this weekend and saw the same thing.
Fellas, I was denied not once but three times this weekend.
First I went to K. I think this must have been the first time I've been there on a weekend night, because I saw that the bar above had set up a booth right in front of the stairway and there was a bouncer/door guy there. Are some of you guys aware that this was happening? I looked online and I think the bar was opened this past December. I was there maybe a couple of months ago, but I think it was in the afternoon and I had no trouble getting in. What's up with this bar anyway? I wonder if the owners know about the establishment. And if they do, would they complain? I think if they complained, LE would be pressured to shut it down. I think I might stay away from now on so as to not risk being caught in a bust.
So then I tried fourth floor at Conn. I rang the bell three times and still no answer. I've been there several times and they always answered on the first ring. I wonder if for some reason they thought I was LE?
Then I went by Green and saw the same sign Dog Bone saw. And that's a shame. I think Green has an excellent location, the kind of location that people wouldn't complain about.
The only other establishments I've been to are all closed, except for third floor M and IHC. I'm never going back to third floor M again after having been overcharged there, and I've never felt comfortable with the parking situation at IHC. So I just aborted for the night.
The scene is getting kind of dire in DC. I'm on the verge of just giving up the hobby or finding another hunting ground.[/QUOTE]Just wondering how come you just don't call first?I'm single so I have my favorite places on speed dial.
[QUOTE=DickAllMighty]
First I went to K. I think this must have been the first time I've been there on a weekend night, because I saw that the bar above had set up a booth right in front of the stairway and there was a bouncer/door guy there.[/QUOTE]
K street is the new happening nightlife area, so I would avoid 14k during weekend nights as there is lots of LE milling about. They seem to have a pretty good lineup at the moment - Rose and Happy are among the better looking AMP providers I've seen in the past several months.
Can anyone confirm or deny if Happy is the same Happy that was there just a few months ago? I didn't really like her and it'd just be awkward for everybody if I made an appointment only to ask for a different girl.
Totally ditto the recommendation for Jackie. She was the first one I had there, a few months ago, when I didn't know the entire score. I'm hoping to draw her again, because she's my favorite. Well, that, and I have a thing for Latinas. Lately, I've been getting too much plain jane white. Still fun, but not as much my thing.
[QUOTE=Labiameister]We could have a whole thread devoted to why the only MP's are Asian or why the non-Asian ones are usually subpar (H&H) and/or with a limited menu (ICM Body Concepts).
But H&H has longevity to recommend it (like almost 20 years! ) and an upper NW location and every once in a while you can have a memorable time. But no doubt, H&H is the home of YMMV.
In my opinion:
Pros: non-Asian, ethnic (usually Latinas recently, sometimes African, or just plain Jane white), shower (by yourself though), english spoken, very friendly staff with GFE quite often, menu usually includes FS, CBJ, or R&T, prices in line with AMPs
Cons: staff on the older side. Some ought to be retired; actual lookers are probably a minority and some are woofers; mamasan can be a pill to deal with.
Current recommendations: Jackie a/k/a Jacqueline from Honduras is young (under 30), good body, sweet.
Happy huntings[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Linkletter2420]We could have a whole thread devoted to why the only MP's are Asian or why the non-Asian ones are usually subpar (H&H) and/or with a limited menu (ICM Body Concepts).
But H&H has longevity to recommend it (like almost 20 years! ) and an upper NW location and every once in a while you can have a memorable time. But no doubt, H&H is the home of YMMV.
In my opinion:
Pros: non-Asian, ethnic (usually Latinas recently, sometimes African, or just plain Jane white), shower (by yourself though), english spoken, very friendly staff with GFE quite often, menu usually includes FS, CBJ, or R&T, prices in line with AMPs
Cons: staff on the older side. Some ought to be retired; actual lookers are probably a minority and some are woofers; mamasan can be a pill to deal with.
Current recommendations: Jackie a/k/a Jacqueline from Honduras is young (under 30), good body, sweet.
Happy huntings[/QUOTE]
Back in the day there was a place on the corner of New Hampshire and 16th St in Silver Spring that had Russian girls. Hot, young Russian girls. I went there only a few times but each time the girls were very good looking. I only received hj's though. Maybe more was on the menu, who knows, but they didn't offer it to me, but not for lack of trying. I never went back after I drew a girl who was cute and spunky but her breath reeked of a Big Mac over cigarettes. The Big Mac scent was such a turn-off I couldn't go back after that.
Not to be a jerk, but NH and 16th don't intersect. Not that it matters, anyway, it is history. Maybe it was Georgia and 16th or East-West Highway and 16th. Either that, or I really don't know my way around.
Peace
[QUOTE=Friendly1]Not to be a jerk, but NH and 16th don't intersect. Not that it matters, anyway, it is history. Maybe it was Georgia and 16th or East-West Highway and 16th. Either that, or I really don't know my way around.
Peace[/QUOTE]
I think Loop Vet is talking about Georgia Ave. and 16th St. in Silver Spring. If you're going south on Georgia, it was right at the 16th St. exit ramp in an old office type of building. Went once, the Russian lady was sort of attractive, but services were very limited.
Don't worry about being a jerk! I am one most of the time and folks don't seem to mind so much.
Be natural!
SMILE!
JJ
[QUOTE=Friendly1]Not to be a jerk, but NH and 16th don't intersect. Not that it matters, anyway, it is history. Maybe it was Georgia and 16th or East-West Highway and 16th. Either that, or I really don't know my way around.
Peace[/QUOTE]