Asian Massage Theraphy (sic)
I RTFF and didn't find anything about Asian Massage Theraphy off of Clairmont, which advertises in the therapeutic section of CL. I took 1 for the team and checked it out. Given the locale (business complex) I went in knowing that I probably wouldn't get anything but a massage. The masseuse was cute, but nothing to write home about, but she was very friendly. I opted for the 1/2 hour $. 45 and was shown to a clean room with massage table and new age music.
Needless to say, no other services were provided, but I did get one of the best massages that I've ever had. I even paid a few bucks extra to extend the time. Now if I can only find a place to get a great massage and happy ending I'll be go to go.come! ? I. E. Any suggestions?
PS. I know that I found this place in the therapeutic section, but why is it that they put a picture of a cute, provocative girl on the ad when they don't offer extras?
Cheers,
Avionics
A trip to Balance & Royal
I dreamed that I went to the Royal several months ago and met a very cute and intelligent Asian girl by the name of Rosa. She gave a great massage and when I asked about more she asked me how much money I had. I said .4 (this is after I had paid .6 for the massage) After some initial griping she agreed and we had a very pleasant tug and grunt. I will never forget in my erotic dream she whispered to me, "Next time, ask for Rosa, bring more money and we can f*ckie f*ckie s*ckie s*ckie" This charming endearment reminded me of my Nam years.
So recently I went in and asked for Rosa. I was told that she was not there anymore but to get in this room and undress and a girl would come. In a few minutes an Asian came in and asked me how much money I had. I told her 1.0. She began to holler and wave her arms in the air. (For a minute I thought I was married again.) After being thoroughly berated for only having 1.0 I was told that I could get a hj for that. I said that I was not interested and wanted to leave. (I wanted my mama by then.) She said ok, BJ then. The decision process was handled by little head. I wonder what kind of calculus he was using? It was pleasant while it lasted which was 5 minutes. The provider congratulated me on my organ and performance (go figure) then she said to bring more money and that next time we would and then she would alternate raising both arms in the air and undulate her pelvis. This went on for about 5 repetitions. When I left the head mamasan walked me to the door and asked me how the girl was. I babbled by approbation. As I was driving off I remembered that I had forgotten to get a massage. Oh well. I will not be back. This place was in a seedy little strip mall beside a Laundromat that seemed to be populated by our Mexican friends.
I had gone to balance in between Royal encounters and found that the massage was good and cheap but that nothing else was on the menu. I won't be back. I guess I'm the opposite of the Terminator, "I won't be baack!"