Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Glockman;1788158]Just kidding of course. Don't want to violate the Mann Act. I know you would never cross a state line for immoral purposes. In fact my partner in crime BootyCall and I have been admiring the talent in Cincinnati for some time. We are trying to figure out if we can get a three-day pass from the nursing home so that we can take a Greyhound Bus up there. For the time being, we are just a couple of old fuckers. Soon we will just be old! LOL[/QUOTE]Just let me know when you old codgers get your nursing home passes validated. Hell I drive you two old fuckers up there myself, so can save your money on a bus ticket and use the money you saved on some fine ass pu*why. Then it will be three old fuckers chasing tail. LOL

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.

Yours Truly

Another Escort[/QUOTE]LOL! I love it! Finally a girl tells it like it really is. Bravo to you, whoever you might be.

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.

Yours Truly

Another Escort[/QUOTE]Well at least you didn't mention old guys with cameras. :D

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.[/QUOTE]I never laughed so hard in my life. The sad part is, there will be guys that read this agree that it is all true, but are sure it does not pertain to them, cause their different.

Who ever wrote it, good job LOL

Could a few more of you please copy that entire lengthy post? Thanks!

Instead of taking up so much room with a lengthy reply on a report, cut it down and not take up soooo much space. Example:

ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.

As an escort there is only so much I can say to your face as my livelihood depends on putting up with your bullshit. Even those of you who regularly see me can annoy the fuck out of me. First off MONEY DOES NOT BUY MY LOVE it buys you time and that does NOT include free time. Honestly what make you think, you little fucking leprechaun with a penis not much bigger than the eraser of a no. 2 pencil, that I would consider the retarded idea of you leaving your poor wife of 40 years so I can spend the rest of my life enduring your rabbit fucking not to mention feeling like an amazon standing next to your tiny 4'11 frame? I mean come the fuck on – knock it off already with the googly eyes and the sighs followed by 'you are all I think about, I love you' followed by the awkward silence that staggers EVERY fucking time you do this. Thanks for paying my rent but you need to know that I never think about you, not ever, not even while your eager eraser is rapidly but barely penetrating my vagina. I swear to god if she had eyes they would be rolling every time you do this. Oh by the way I have never cum while you shake your face from left to right in my pussy – not once................

Same thing with any and all long posts. The first read is okay, but to see it time and time again get's irritating. You can also go to the orgin of the post to catch the complete post. Just saying to ease the band space!

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1789002]Could a few more of you please copy that entire lengthy post? Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT.

Another Escort[/QUOTE]Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on USASG. And I hope to fucking god I'm not on that list (as I'm sure we all do)

I don't know who wrote it. I can guess. All I can say is Bravo!

Dz

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]ESCORT 411 – TAKE THIS ADVICE BEFORE SEEING AN ESCORT. (Edit Delete)

Yours Truly

Another Escort[/QUOTE]There's so many assholes around, so much truth to this post, I can't wait for the next installment.

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1789002]Could a few more of you please copy that entire lengthy post? Thanks![/QUOTE]Sorry, but I guess that I was one of the offending posters. But being from Memphis, we just don't encounter long posts like that. After all, we Southern Boys can rarely string more than four sentences together at the same time. But it was an interesting post, funny or not.

[QUOTE=CooperCincy;1789002]Could a few more of you please copy that entire lengthy post? Thanks![/QUOTE]I asked A2 to delete mine. Your right once is sufficient

[QUOTE=Glockman;1789166]After all, we Southern Boys can rarely string more than four sentences together at the same time.[/QUOTE]That may be true Glock but if a picture is worth a thousand words, you may be the most prolific (at least quality wise) poster to be found between Cookie and Baldy in Philly and LA respectively.

Drop in often and please share your talents. The octagon is an interesting idea that seems to be working.

DZ

[QUOTE=Justanescort; 1788428]Ok now for you fat fucks that think you are the shit because you have been a hobbyist forever. Do me and whoever else you subject your hanging fat folds to – when you shower lift the folds and scrub. After you do this take a stick of deodorant to these areas – like the area under you long fat gut that cannot breath. Because even if you shower you know your fat ass is sweating while getting dressed let alone while driving over to see me. When you are lying on your back and I lift that gut to find your hiding genitals it fucking makes me hurl in my mouth. So put some deodorant inside those folds – it will help.

My favorites are those who show up on time, don't talk much and when finished get up and leave but always leave a little extra. They know I will always take care of them because they get it and they don't ask my real name or if I have a FB or try to find out where I live because they know the deal and you guys are the ones that make it bearable.

The rest of you who cannot seem to find a woman or keep one please know that going to an escort is not the same as match dot fucking com. Just because some of us are nice, not mechanical and beautiful does not mean we want anything more to do with you than what you are already getting assholes.

Yours Truly

Another Escort[/QUOTE]All of you guys giving an "atta boy" to this report seriously need to take the next fucking plane down here and spend a week under the tutelage of some of the master mongers here in Argentina. How in the [b]fuck[/b] Can you commend this chick (if it is a chick and not some douchebag I banned) for telling you what a bunch of fat disgusting slobs you are and how you're not worthy of her attention even though you are [b]PAYING HER[/b]? I get it, A2 is a bit over the hill, needs to drop 10 kilos, could use some dental work and my stamina isn't anything near what it used to be. But [b]WHO GIVES A FUCK[/B] My money is green, (well purple actually) and that my friends, is ALL that matters.

I'm not saying that I don't manscape and take a shower before a session because I do. I'm not saying that I don't treat providers with respect because I do. (Unless after they get a CPD infraction for defending they write me and call me a faggot then, uh, not so much). I treat them with the same respect I do a good mechanic, a good barber, a good waiter. But I never, EVER forget that this is about ME. Like Dolly said in The Best Little Wh0rehouse in Texas;"Your pleasure is our business." Like brother PD I dig it when a girl gets into what we are doing but that's a bonus, not a requirement. I am not EVER going to give my barber a fucking back rub to get her in the mood to give me a haircut and neither would ANY provider. They expect good service because they ARE PAYING for it and if they don't get it they will go somewhere else.

For me, respect yes, they are humans with wants, and desires. If they do a great job more respect, as I do any person that puts care into their work. I don't advocate mistreating providers, I don't think of them as wh0res, s1uts, or b1tches (except for Molly and in her case the first two are terms of endearment) I always pay what I have agreed to pay, I ALWAYS show up on time, and I'm ALWAYS friendly. I don't expect to love or be loved but there is nothing wrong with mutual respect and liking each other as people.

This chick wants you to show up on time, shut your fucking mouth, leave early, and give her extra for that pleasure while she denigrates you for doing it! I get it if some of you guys are into boot licking, I don't judge, but to thank some chick (if it was a chick) for calling us all a bunch of disgusting losers who can't find women on their own (Jesus the most expensive pussy I've ever had was "free" pussy) fuck her, I hope every fucking trick she has for the rest of her career is some 500 pound guy that doesn't even know what a fucking shower is. Fuck that, she probably gives a lousy blow job anyway.

[blue]Whoever wrote that probably wasn't from Cincy, they spammed the forum with a bunch of them (mostly in California) and I deleted the rest. I left it up here due to the relaxed rules of the Octagon.

Careful, this one is in blue.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1789254]All of you guys giving an "atta boy" to this report seriously need to take the next fucking plane down here and spend a week under the tutelage of some of the master mongers here in Argentina. How in the [b]fuck[/b] Can you commend this chick (if it is a chick and not some douchebag I banned) for telling you what a bunch of fat disgusting slobs you are and how you're not worthy of her attention even though you are [b]PAYING HER[/b]? I get it, A2 is a bit over the hill, needs to drop 10 kilos, could use some dental work and my stamina isn't anything near what it used to be. But [b]WHO GIVES A FUCK[/B] My money is green, (well purple actually) and that my friends, is ALL that matters.

Edit Delete[/QUOTE]It matters we are clean and well behaved.

[QUOTE=Golfcart;1789348]It matters we are clean and well behaved.[/QUOTE]I never said otherwise. As a matter of fact on the [b]very next line[/b] of my post I said that very thing.
[quote]I'm not saying that I don't manscape and take a shower before a session because I do.[/quote]The other part you chose to not quote was [quote]For me, respect yes, they are humans with wants, and desires. If they do a great job more respect, as I do any person that puts care into their work. I don't advocate mistreating providers, I don't think of them as wh0res, s1uts, or b1tches (except for Molly and in her case the first two are terms of endearment) I always pay what I have agreed to pay, I ALWAYS show up on time, and I'm ALWAYS friendly.[/quote]So yes, I said exactly that, it matters that we are clean and well behaved, it's a professional relationship. I also ask them if they need anything on the way over and if they don't I still stop and buy them a little chocolate or something. I never said it's ok to be a dick.

My objection was to the gentleman praising her for vile hate she was spewing at mongers in general. I have never once, not one single time mistreated a provider. Her loathing, while hidden behind accusations aimed at single clients was quite obviously intended for all of us. I'll be damned if I will give her an atta girl for that.