Strip Club Reports

Never been to a strip club before but looking to branch out.

What clubs would you guys recommend to a novice?

Also, how much would you say is a reasonable amount to pay for dances?

Not trying to get taken.

Any advice would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=LeftEye;3448546]Never been to a strip club before but looking to branch out.

What clubs would you guys recommend to a novice?

Also, how much would you say is a reasonable amount to pay for dances?

Not trying to get taken.

Any advice would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]I personally try to stick with $25 to $30 a song. Anything higher is a rip off. However you have guys that pay hundreds of dollars on these girls. I skip them.

On where to go. I like kittens but most will probably tell you pandoras. I think it boils down to do you like to drink alcohol vs nudity. I personally can go to any bar to drink I'd I'm paying to see women naked I want them naked not in a bikini.

[QUOTE=Spacehog;3449268]I personally try to stick with $25 to $30 a song. Anything higher is a rip off. However you have guys that pay hundreds of dollars on these girls. I skip them.

On where to go. I like kittens but most will probably tell you pandoras. I think it boils down to do you like to drink alcohol vs nudity. I personally can go to any bar to drink I'd I'm paying to see women naked I want them naked not in a bikini.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply.

I don't drink, so all I care about is nudity.

Is Kittens full nude?

[QUOTE=LeftEye;3448546]Never been to a strip club before but looking to branch out.

What clubs would you guys recommend to a novice?

Also, how much would you say is a reasonable amount to pay for dances?

Not trying to get taken.

Any advice would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Welcome to Blue Balls are US! Hey have you been interested in How Old people get Blue Balls? Well lets try going to the Strip Club and talking to a 18 year old New Dancer called " Bubbles!

First how much are you looking into the Magic Blue balls of lap dancers? $100 that includes Admission and tip to the Waitress and figure at least 2 lap dances! From 2 Different girls. Sands lap dances are $40 where other clubs like Bare Ladies on Aurora ave and are $30. Kittens are $30-$100 depending on Strippers. I try to get as much from a dancer like Asking All dancers what are the Rules are like No touching and sitting on your hands to Be safe and the bouncer not kicking you to the Curb. If ya want Play with there Pussy and try to get as much Tittys to suck on the Very First dance. When you Advance and the Dances get what is the Word? Naughty? Then that is a Green light to go Further like taste her pussy and try to get her to Rub Your little Fellow downstairs and Make him Do a Happy dance. Remember get the Price of a dance First! Like Both parties agree on a $30 dance or $40 dance. Where it is Just 1 song Per Dance and get your Happy Blue Balls some Relief! All the girls are there to make New Clients and lots of $$ from you. A good Begineer lap dance is The dancing Bare on Aurora ave and in shoreline Admin is $10 with free soda and Dances are $30. I personally like The Sands in 7509 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117 Ad min is 10 and 2 free soda drinks and dances are $40 each. I have to get to a Ricks or a Deja vu and get a review but Let us all Know where you can Visit what town or area and we can Tell you What we like. For the Sands the Lowest I went in with for 1 dance cost me Just $55 10 admin and $5 tip to girl who gave drink and $40 dance. Peepers out! Be safe and Hide your Money!

[QUOTE=MrPeepers;3449356]Welcome to Blue Balls are US! Hey have you been interested in How Old people get Blue Balls? Well lets try going to the Strip Club and talking to a 18 year old New Dancer called " Bubbles!

First how much are you looking into the Magic Blue balls of lap dancers? $100 that includes Admission and tip to the Waitress and figure at least 2 lap dances! From 2 Different girls. Sands lap dances are $40 where other clubs like Bare Ladies on Aurora ave and are $30. Kittens are $30-$100 depending on Strippers. I try to get as much from a dancer like Asking All dancers what are the Rules are like No touching and sitting on your hands to Be safe and the bouncer not kicking you to the Curb. If ya want Play with there Pussy and try to get as much Tittys to suck on the Very First dance. When you Advance and the Dances get what is the Word? Naughty? Then that is a Green light to go Further like taste her pussy and try to get her to Rub Your little Fellow downstairs and Make him Do a Happy dance. Remember get the Price of a dance First! Like Both parties agree on a $30 dance or $40 dance. Where it is Just 1 song Per Dance and get your Happy Blue Balls some Relief! All the girls are there to make New Clients and lots of $$ from you. A good Begineer lap dance is The dancing Bare on Aurora ave and in shoreline Admin is $10 with free soda and Dances are $30. I personally like The Sands in 7509 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117 Ad min is 10 and 2 free soda drinks and dances are $40 each. I have to get to a Ricks or a Deja vu and get a review but Let us all Know where you can Visit what town or area and we can Tell you What we like. For the Sands the Lowest I went in with for 1 dance cost me Just $55 10 admin and $5 tip to girl who gave drink and $40 dance. Peepers out! Be safe and Hide your Money![/QUOTE]Thanks for the great info, you covered all the bases.

I'm on the eastside for now, willing to go anywhere, if I'm going into Seattle I don't mind driving a few extra miles south or north either way.

One final question, are there any clubs that have more mixed / light skinned dancers?

I have a thing for redbones.

Thanks again.

Are you suggesting that Pandora's serves alcohol? I didn't think any strip clubs in WA served alcohol. I've only been to a couple over the years.

-LCB.

[QUOTE=Spacehog;3449268]I personally try to stick with $25 to $30 a song. Anything higher is a rip off. However you have guys that pay hundreds of dollars on these girls. I skip them.

On where to go. I like kittens but most will probably tell you pandoras. I think it boils down to do you like to drink alcohol vs nudity. I personally can go to any bar to drink I'd I'm paying to see women naked I want them naked not in a bikini.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LeftEye;3449481]Thanks for the great info, you covered all the bases.

I'm on the eastside for now, willing to go anywhere, if I'm going into Seattle I don't mind driving a few extra miles south or north either way.

One final question, are there any clubs that have more mixed / light skinned dancers?

I have a thing for redbones.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]DO NOT even consider the Dancing Bare. Worst club in the city. Your best bets are Pandoras, Kittens, Lake City Deja Vu, or Ricks. There is no alcohol in any club in Washington state and all clubs have nude stage dancing.

[QUOTE=LeftEye;3449481]Thanks for the great info, you covered all the bases.

I'm on the eastside for now, willing to go anywhere, if I'm going into Seattle I don't mind driving a few extra miles south or north either way.

One final question, are there any clubs that have more mixed / light skinned dancers?

I have a thing for redbones.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Well if anyone can find them That is a good question for All the Strip Club Providers. I personally haven't seen but there has been a Few From Sands that Might pass for what you look for, I know Victoria is of Mixed race and some or more Europeon type like Russian or so from that neck of the woods in Dancers. Ricks in lake city and Pandoras too in lake city You can ask the Mgrs at all those Clubs who is what Mix or Race. I don't know a lot of Dancers at Kittens I have not been there For a lap dance. I Had a lame encounter with a Very Rude Dancer where I ended up leaving after I got my Soda. Be shure to Look up clubs on Google maps location. ! As for Drink in the clubs YEs guys do Bring in hidden Flasks where they don't Search you unless they Know You! All the Dancers in any Club Have a Fifth of Mommy Juice to keep calm and cool While Getting Finger Banged all Night for a $30 lap dance and Get Titties Sucked on!! Play with the Pussy!! Make them Wiggle! Oh ya Big tip for Noobs looking for Titties! Don't Ever Use the VIP Room cause you will get Broke Fast with the Biggest pair of Blue Balls you have Ever Had! There is No Sex in the VIP Room with a lot Girls dancers who Play ya till you are Broke and Blue on the Balls Screaming at you for Getting Them to Am I Blue!

It goes like this You payed 1-2 dances for say $60-80 and got all the Titties, Pussy Ass slapping and They Begged ya for a VIP dance costing you $200-1000 and You have the Little Happy guy down in your pants saying Yes! Well Once ya get back there it is Depending on the Dancer a Lame $30 dance with little or Nothing in return, There is No Verbal Contract Saying You will get Laid Back there What so Ever! I got this from Regular dancers who worked with me to what I can afford. So No Fucking or Blowjobs or Anal in the VIP Room Unless they really know you or Have Deep Pockets where they are Pushing all the Girls to Get VIP Dances. Hey I end up finding some Homeless girl Working with all the BJ's-Fucking for under $100 like $20 BJ or $50 sex car date. So Please Report on your Adventures and tell Us what ya Think and where ya get your Dances. P.S. Never tell a Dancer Your Whole amount you are going to spend! I just say One or maybe 2 lap dances and Naughty as ever if they can make it that way. Ask them What is ok or Not Ok for Dances like What are your Rules for Touching and so forth. I usually make a Point I want Lots of Titties to play with and Sucking on them! Peepers out! Be safe! Hide your Money!

So I went to the sands last Friday night, man! The place was full of hotties, one girl Sofia was sexy asf. Bad mileage tho, took one girl for a dance but no kitty play. It seemed all dancers were pretty tame so I took off after that. Is there a better time to get naughty dances?

[QUOTE=ShavedKitties;3449941]So I went to the sands last Friday night, man! The place was full of hotties, one girl Sofia was sexy asf. Bad mileage tho, took one girl for a dance but no kitty play. It seemed all dancers were pretty tame so I took off after that. Is there a better time to get naughty dances?[/QUOTE]I think I heard of Sofia But A lot of newer Girls are Told Not to Go past a Naughty lvl till ya feel better about your Clients. A Few are good But Daytime is better for the $ you have to spend and right now it is a Slow time for a lot Clubs! I have had Trouble with Some Brand New girls Faking the dances where ya have to just about sit and don't move and If they Feel it is Ok get ya to Cough up a $100 and that don't work for my BUDGET! Peepers out Be safe Hide your Money!

[QUOTE=ShavedKitties;3449941]So I went to the sands last Friday night, man! The place was full of hotties, one girl Sofia was sexy asf. Bad mileage tho, took one girl for a dance but no kitty play. It seemed all dancers were pretty tame so I took off after that. Is there a better time to get naughty dances?[/QUOTE]They put cameras in the dance area about a half year ago or so. Most of the naughty dancers left or work very infrequently and only see their regulars.

[QUOTE=TeenyWeeny;3450179]They put cameras in the dance area about a half year ago or so. Most of the naughty dancers left or work very infrequently and only see their regulars.[/QUOTE]This is a Normal from All Regulars that go to Strip clubs, cameras Are in All Strip Clubs to Protect the Club from Ripoff artists Girls and Guys. Clubs Lose a lot $$ From dancers Saying they just Did 1 song and one dance but Made off with $1000 and BS and such! Plus too many Drunks or High patrons who Attack or get attack by Boobs and get Black Eyes from all the Titty Sucking in the back room and $300-1000 VIP rooms. I don't care about Cameras cause I'm there to get my Lap dances from the dancers. If you are Very Afraid of A camera Looking at you then Don't go to the Strip Club at all. That way you don't get a bit Social afraid of Being Known or Seen. Peepers out! Be Safe! Hide your Money!

[QUOTE=TeenyWeeny;3449704]DO NOT even consider the Dancing Bare. Worst club in the city. Your best bets are Pandoras, Kittens, Lake City Deja Vu, or Ricks. There is no alcohol in any club in Washington state and all clubs have nude stage dancing.[/QUOTE]I don't Mind or worry about Dancing Bare Strip Club! There they have Older Dancers and Lots of New dancers on Fri-Sat Night! I get a $30 lap dance from Diff girls there and Good for Beginner Patrons who Just want to see Titties for $10 Cover admission! For $40 total ya get to Admission and 1 lap dance! If ya Don't like it Go somewhere Else! But from what I think the other Poster says it is a Bad Club From his Perspective and Has better Options to go elsewhere. Dancing Bare is a Old want to be Tavern converted to a low Budget Strip Club where Older- Dancers come from Other Clubs off the Beaten track. Theres always a New dancer or 2 that Hang there and Hope it gets a lot Better but It is what it is. Peepers out! Be safe and Hide your Money!

[QUOTE=MrPeepers;3450496]This is a Normal from All Regulars that go to Strip clubs, cameras Are in All Strip Clubs to Protect the Club from Ripoff artists Girls and Guys. Clubs Lose a lot $$ From dancers Saying they just Did 1 song and one dance but Made off with $1000 and BS and such! Plus too many Drunks or High patrons who Attack or get attack by Boobs and get Black Eyes from all the Titty Sucking in the back room and $300-1000 VIP rooms. I don't care about Cameras cause I'm there to get my Lap dances from the dancers. If you are Very Afraid of A camera Looking at you then Don't go to the Strip Club at all. That way you don't get a bit Social afraid of Being Known or Seen. Peepers out! Be Safe! Hide your Money![/QUOTE]Fake news. Not all clubs have cameras in the dance area. Or you can just rely on Peepers for solid strip club info. I'm done trying to help out the newbies.

Did a dance with Morgan.

White bleach blonde MILF. CHJ, CBJ, CFS for $$.

Daytimes.