Humaniplex

[QUOTE=Gbrand;4620968]So, I have reviewed Emily MANY times (use the search feature). But she's a special provider, so.

First off, she uses a booker (same booker as AsianCutieSD), so the response you get on HX is kind of a canned response.

The "Private Room" pictures are of Emily. The picture of her lying on the bed should be all you need.

Emily is completely a breath of fresh air. She is unlike any provider I've ever seen. She is personable, speaks English fluently (Austrailian + Asian accent. Irresistible), and an absolutely sweet girl.

I personally find her to be absolutely beautiful.

She is 31, <5' tall with Natural Full "D" cups, an hourglass figure with a perfect heart shaped ass. Every view during sex with her (ACG, Mish, Doggie) is absolutely SPECTACULAR. She gives one of the best BJ's I've ever had (I always have to cut her short, because I want tight pussy). She is totally GFE (LFK), CBJ (BBBJ. YMMV), Full Service (No BBFS). No MSOG for hour. But, at the rate she charges, who cares. See her twice in the same day. BTW: The first time you see her, she only allows 30 minute appointments.

Sorry about my full MBox. I'll try to clean it up.

If you search my reviews, you'll find I have reviewed MANY providers. So, when I tell you a provider is 'NOT TO BE MISSED', you can trust me. For $120/ hhr, it's worth taking a shot and finding out for yourself (this is the best deal you will ever get. IMHO).

Please be a gentleman, and treat her with respect and like the lady she is - and you will be well rewarded.

So, run, don't walk, to see Emily. She's here until Monday.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Unfortunately for me, she text really late like 5 hours after I PM and didn't identify her handle within the text. I had PM'd a few others with my number and had no idea who she was. I tried to ask and got the silent treatment. I don't get why she (booker) wouldn't text an address but not identify who she is.

For me, the booker gave me details and asked for my number. I replied with my (burner) number and then got no response after. Any tips on what to say or not say with this booker?

Looks like I will miss out on meeting Emily despite good faith effort on my end.

[QUOTE=SDMonger69;4622994]Thanks for the info. Unfortunately for me, she text really late like 5 hours after I PM and didn't identify her handle within the text. I had PM'd a few others with my number and had no idea who she was. I tried to ask and got the silent treatment. I don't get why she (booker) wouldn't text an address but not identify who she is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kroditpakshi;4623115]For me, the booker gave me details and asked for my number. I replied with my (burner) number and then got no response after. Any tips on what to say or not say with this booker?

Looks like I will miss out on meeting Emily despite good faith effort on my end.[/QUOTE]Yes this booker is flaky. I was supposed to see Emily yesterday in the evening, I get there right on time. No reply from booker. I text'd, called, nothing. Then 15 minutes later she text'd "sorry I forgot to tell you Emily off early today. " WTF? You couldn't have told me before driving 20 minutes? But instead of blowing up I just give a hurt "thanks. " and she comes back with offering a discount (yeah like that will ever happen!) So who knows if I will ever see Emily. I hope so after that disappointing Nichole encounter. The point is you got to understand this is the nature of this business and you are going to run into unreliable flakes. It sucks but you just have to shrug it off.

Damn. I have encountered some flaky indys but never a flaky booker. Sounds like an oxymoron.

[QUOTE=MaxKat;4623344]Yes this booker is flaky. I was supposed to see Emily yesterday in the evening, I get there right on time. No reply from booker. I text'd, called, nothing. Then 15 minutes later she text'd "sorry I forgot to tell you Emily off early today. " WTF? You couldn't have told me before driving 20 minutes? But instead of blowing up I just give a hurt "thanks. " and she comes back with offering a discount (yeah like that will ever happen!) So who knows if I will ever see Emily. I hope so after that disappointing Nichole encounter. The point is you got to understand this is the nature of this business and you are going to run into unreliable flakes. It sucks but you just have to shrug it off.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kroditpakshi;4623640]Damn. I have encountered some flaky indys but never a flaky booker. Sounds like an oxymoron.[/QUOTE]Her booker is not only flaky, but dangerous.

Her booker advertises on many websites, and doesn't check references (dangerous for the girl). She also has been famous for being a 'bait and switch' booker (although she has gotten better about this).

Yesterday (1/18), someone threatened Emily and now she's paranoid (can you blame her).

Honestly, Emily needs to go independent.

I always pay Emily what I feel she is worth (I. E. , good tip every time), and I'm sure most of us that have seen the REAL Emily would gladly pay a few extra for her to go independent (exclusively through HX). That's one of the advantages of HX. The screening process is built in.

At this point, I'm not sure what she is going to do. I know she was planning on taking today off (maybe going home), but now I see her booker had her listed as available this morning (back to bait and switch)?

[QUOTE=Gbrand;4623866]Her booker is not only flaky, but dangerous.

Her booker advertises on many websites, and doesn't check references (dangerous for the girl). She also has been famous for being a 'bait and switch' booker (although she has gotten better about this).

Yesterday (1/18), someone threatened Emily and now she's paranoid (can you blame her).

Honestly, Emily needs to go independent.

I always pay Emily what I feel she is worth (I. E. , good tip every time), and I'm sure most of us that have seen the REAL Emily would gladly pay a few extra for her to go independent (exclusively through HX). That's one of the advantages of HX. The screening process is built in.

At this point, I'm not sure what she is going to do. I know she was planning on taking today off (maybe going home), but now I see her booker had her listed as available this morning (back to bait and switch)?[/QUOTE]That sucks! Hopefully she goes independent.

[QUOTE=Gbrand;4622929]I haven't seen her yet, and won't unless I can get some real pictures (or at least someone verifies her).

This is the 2nd girl in the last month that Sandra99 is getting there pictures from the cup-e. Club website.

[URL]https://www.cup-e.club/arys-8/[/URL]

Too bad. The girls there may not be GFE (or rarely GFE), but at least their pictures use to be real.[/QUOTE]Yeah I knew pics were fake but sometimes they are close to the actual girl, so would be good to know if anyone has seen her.

Don't know if she's been here before under a different name but I couldn't find anything by searching the board. She has a bunch of reviews in San Jose. Anyone seen her yet?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/yuri-escort-san-jose-427911[/URL]

[QUOTE=Apharmd;4625773]Don't know if she's been here before under a different name but I couldn't find anything by searching the board. She has a bunch of reviews in San Jose. Anyone seen her yet?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/yuri-escort-san-jose-427911[/URL][/QUOTE]Susie has been to San Diego many times, under the name Yuri (same as in San Jose).

I have seen her MANY times. She is one of my ATF's.

She looks just like the picture where she is lying on her back.

She is tall (5'6" thin, natural B / C Cup, totally GFE, great kisser and just as sweet as can be.

Incredible BBBJ skills, tight pussy and definitely knows how to Kegal.

When I saw she was in town, I didn't waste any time to see her. I asked why she changed her name, and she was actually surprised she wasn't listed as Yuri (what's the deal with the name changes).

She told me she will be in town for 3 weeks, but you know how that goes. In other words, you don't want to miss out on seeing Yuri / Susie at least once.

I first saw Petra about a year ago in La Jolla and to be honest, I wasn't impressed. I couldn't understand why she carried an Executive rate because she seemed average and complained too many times about my size being too big for her.

Fast forward a year later to today. After reading numerous posts in this forum as well as the OC forum as to how amazing she was, I decided to give her another shot. I figured it was worth a second time and was it ever!

First off, I don't remember her being quite as beautiful as she was today. But WHOA DAMN! She is one amazing looking woman. Talking 9.0+ looks which none of these other girls are to be honest (maybe 8. 5's but I've only met one other 9.0+ since being in the hobby). Personally, I prefer more ass on my girls but as well put together as she is, with such a beautiful face and thick / full lips I cannot bring myself to complain. Aside from her looks the things (plural) that impressed me most about Petra were (#1) her amazing DFK. It almost felt like my high school girlfriend and I had had snuck out of the house together at night and we couldn't keep our tongues in our own mouths. She is extremely passionate and an amazing kisser to say the least. I'm talking kissing on a whole another level. (#2) her BBBJ is up there with Jazmin (CAKdolls) which is saying A lot. Her thick / full lips, warm mouth and the constant sounds coming from this woman will bring you to the edge. And she doesn't stop until it's done, full CIM without flinching. (#3) for all the customers she sees, she is EXTREMELY tight and shallow. I don't know what she does to her body on her time off (puts in there, procedures, etc) but DAMN that little thing is ridiculously tight. Now this may be partially because she has such narrow hips, but I knew better than to go rough on her this time. So, I took my time with her, gently and she told me she appreciated it.

Just had to chime in guys and say YA'LL WERE RIGHT about this one. Petra is an A+ Top Tier provider for certain who just elevated to my top 5 list.

Gosh I miss the old Library days where I saw some of the hottest Thai girls.

It's been awhile since I saw a Thai girl I want to visit. Lisa looks hot, and has a beautiful face. If anyone has any intel on Lisa at Sandra99 I would greatly appreciated it.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Sandra99/118115/[/URL]

Any intel on Strawberry or Jasper has anyone seen them recently, or Tera and Susie from FEC?

[QUOTE=MartyMcFly0;4630907]Any intel on Strawberry or Jasper has anyone seen them recently, or Tera and Susie from FEC?[/QUOTE]Recent reviews on Jasper have not been great. Haven't seen her so I can't confirm. Haven't seen any info yet on strawberry.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;4630323]Gosh I miss the old Library days where I saw some of the hottest Thai girls.

It's been awhile since I saw a Thai girl I want to visit. Lisa looks hot, and has a beautiful face. If anyone has any intel on Lisa at Sandra99 I would greatly appreciated it.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Sandra99/118115/[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Lisa the other day and I must say STAY AWAY! The pics are obviosuly fake if you do a google image search, but she is still an attractive Thai girl, but looks wasn't the problem. It was her service, which was some of the worst I have ever received. The second I walked in the door she asked for the money which is never a good sign and I could just see she had this attitude like she was annoyed I was there. Booker advertised GFE experience but when I tried to kiss her she turned her head away. It was a completely passion-less, mechnical experience from start to finish. We started with mutual shower where she looked like she was annoyed to touch me. Then on to BBBJ, which was short and lacking in any enthusiasm. Then she didn't want to get on top so started in doggie, and then mish but since niether of us was enjoying it, junior died about halfway through. She offered a handjob to bring him back and tried for a couple of minutes but it wasn't working and she seemed really annoyed like I was the problem, while I'm thinking her terrible service is the problem. At that point I just wanted to get out of there so I told her she could stop, I didn't care that I didn't get to finish. I showered again by myself, got my clothes on and got the hell out of there. I seriously felt like I got robbed and I was thinking I should have asked for my money back or complained to the booker, but probably wouldn't do much good, and I don't want to cause any problems. I guess that is the nature of this business.

[QUOTE=Waab182;4632949]I saw Lisa the other day and I must say STAY AWAY! The pics are obviosuly fake if you do a google image search, but she is still an attractive Thai girl, but looks wasn't the problem. It was her service, which was some of the worst I have ever received. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, always good to let others know of red flags / crap attitude.