Massage Parlor Reports

I've been pretty much a lurker and paying attention to you pros! Figured I'd take one for the team and try a new listing I noticed last week. There's no name but advertises "call to make an appointment" ,it's located in West Bloomfield but is just accross the street from Waterford, located on Cooley lk. Rd, btween Williams and Hospital rds. It's a little office in an older strip mall, kind of on the edge of a neighborhood.

She met me at the door and showed me to the room, about 5 minutes later she comes in, she says "how long "? In very broken English, so I opt for the hour at $70 ,one of the worst lack luster massages I have ever had,(that includes the ex-wife. LOL), constant clock watching, with an attitude!! I'm thinking to myself,"ok, the massage sucks but maybe I'll get some grattification, be it HJ or better. The massage seemed to last forever and still no "accidental nut rubs. Then she says "hour up " and I said "that's it?" then with kind of an attitude she starts to stroke it, barely any roaming! Half-assed hand job, still clock watching, blew a nut in her hand, she cleaned up and was kind of rushed out the door!! My take on the experience, massage 3/10, hand job 3/10 ,fellow mongers, don't waste your time!

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3552532]This posting needs to be in the flint forum however I tried to go in there about a week to two weeks ago and the reports and the quality of the place, surroundings is so poor, I couldn't do it. I went up to kawkawlin, north of Saginaw instead = waste of time too. My report is in the Saginaw forum.[/QUOTE]Sammy1973, I am on this forum a lot. Nothing is being said about Massage Parlor's in Flint. Seems like it is dead there. Better off stopping by a SC. I recommend Teasers if you want a release.

[QUOTE=Fredt54;3552815]I've been pretty much a lurker and paying attention to you pros! Figured I'd take one for the team and try a new listing I noticed last week. There's no name but advertises "call to make an appointment" ,it's located in West Bloomfield but is just accross the street from Waterford, located on Cooley lk. Rd, btween Williams and Hospital rds. It's a little office in an older strip mall, kind of on the edge of a neighborhood.

She met me at the door and showed me to the room, about 5 minutes later she comes in, she says "how long "? In very broken English, so I opt for the hour at $70 ,one of the worst lack luster massages I have ever had,(that includes the ex-wife. LOL), constant clock watching, with an attitude!! I'm thinking to myself,"ok, the massage sucks but maybe I'll get some grattification, be it HJ or better. The massage seemed to last forever and still no "accidental nut rubs. Then she says "hour up " and I said "that's it?" then with kind of an attitude she starts to stroke it, barely any roaming! Half-assed hand job, still clock watching, blew a nut in her hand, she cleaned up and was kind of rushed out the door!! My take on the experience, massage 3/10, hand job 3/10 ,fellow mongers, don't waste your time![/QUOTE]Dude read my report on the backpage section post 17461 and tell me if its the same place.

Does anyone remember the woman who worked out of t.

Ro who offered manscaping?

How interesting. I'm always interested in the background and linkages to these places. I've had rare but memorable incidents like you describe (but not quite as interesting). I'm sure I have spoken with Anna but never confirmed. I once asked the woman who books the apartment on John are and 14 if she was Anna. She said no, "Anna's sister. ".

[QUOTE=IToftt;3551549]How many of you guys remember when Anna used to do massage? I met her for The first time in Westland she worked for Christina who now owns the Chinese massage at Wayne north of warren, but before she owned that she had girls doing massage out of her apartment, really one of the first apartment Asian spots I know of. It was only rub an tug that I know of but when Anna first started I got her and the other girl to both hop in the shower with me An give a HJ when Christina wasn't there one day after I got a 4 hand massage, funny story I thought I would share before she became the massage mogul she is now, they were both very new and I suspect they just didn't know they couldn't do that neither spoke much English at all so I would call it luck or at the right place at the right time. I know some of you come to believe it's because of your amazing looks or huge horse cock or how tall and muscular you are lmfao enjoy fellas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeaDoo2016;3553502]Does anyone remember the woman who worked out of t.

Ro who offered manscaping?[/QUOTE]Avoid like the plague, reported as a fat alcoholic who isn't sober when she works. Uses her home now. Pics in ad are ancient.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/kathryn-is-back-in-town-now-10-10-pm-free-manscaping-body-scub-w-masssage-248-545-3222-royal-oak/10936787[/URL]

Last week I stopped by M1 and scoped out the surroundings for twenty minutes. There were too many spectators around the stores at then end of the strip so I went to Plan B. When I lived in Detroit about 12 years ago, I was a regular at Sunrise Spa. At that time it featured young ladies who were open for anything. Entrance is now at the rear of the building. I was offered hh since there was only one girl working. The shower and sauna are no longer in use, strictly strip and hop on the table. Kim did a good job with the massage especially around the neck. On the flip went straight for the happy ending with UTC roaming. I overtipped on departure because I wanted to regain the regular status and there is a strong indication that everything up to FS is available for the favored customer.

Stay safe and don't get captured.

[QUOTE=OneBang;3553780]Avoid like the plague, reported as a fat alcoholic who isn't sober when she works. Uses her home now. Pics in ad are ancient.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/kathryn-is-back-in-town-now-10-10-pm-free-manscaping-body-scub-w-masssage-248-545-3222-royal-oak/10936787[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Kathryn probably 20 years ago. She was old then. She used to have a business in Royal Oak. A few cute girls. Don't remember any extras. Saw her at her home once. Old near dead drunk guy in the living room She gave me a massage in her bedroom. I told her I was having shoulder problems. (I actually went for a legit massage. By the time she was done my shoulders were fried for 2 weeks. I have avoided her since.

There are lots of crazies on back page but she has to be in the top 5.

Tried it once more and it was a disappointment. DIY and was adement about tip when she didn't deserve one. I walked out. Okay massage at best more like she was killing time to get tip.

[QUOTE=ToneyExp;3554272]Tried it once more and it was a disappointment. DIY and was adement about tip when she didn't deserve one. I walked out. Okay massage at best more like she was killing time to get tip.[/QUOTE]Same thing happened to me, avoid.

Seems like chicks these days, like everything down south groomed or cleaned up. Anyone know who does "manscaping" ?

And not that Kathryn chick just talked about....I've seen her before, she's a nut case.

Thanks,

Grinder264.

Has anybody seen Jocelyn in Dearborn for bodyslide / erotic massage? She just posted an ad on CL but was flagged before I could email her. She says she has reviews on TER but I could find only one from about 8 years ago. Pics looked good so definitely interested in any feedback anybody has.

Stopped in here last week for my first time, she's a bit older prolly early 50's Asian. Looks ok for her age good enough body very short. Asked for the nuru for $100 gave her $140 said take good care of me, she had some loose fitting clothes on An started the massage on the table with a warm lotion / gel, she was very friendly, good personality, and didn't mind making small talk with me and shared some laughs. Massage was nothing spectacular at first and I was a little let down she left the room for a few, comes back in wearing some black lingerie ok ok. Than she has a new hot gel she pours all over me and rubs it in she strips off totally naked and lubes herself up, she climbs up and starts the bodyslide using her boobs and crotch to massage my back, arms and legs. After a few minutes she has me flip over and again applied more hot oil and hops on still using only her crotch and boobs to massage me no hands, she flipped around so her vag was in my face while she used her boobs and let me fondle her. I lasted a few more minutes and couldn't take any more LOL she said I missed the best part An pointed to her mouth oh great. She showered me off an out I went. Has anyone made it til the end. I'll definitly be back to try again!

[QUOTE=Grinder264;3555099]Seems like chicks these days, like everything down south groomed or cleaned up. Anyone know who does "manscaping" ?

And not that Kathryn chick just talked about....I've seen her before, she's a nut case.

Thanks,

Grinder264.[/QUOTE]Search Craigslist or yelp for your area, I know of 2 or 3 legit places around Ann Arbor that offer waxing.

[QUOTE=IToftt;3555470]Stopped in here last week for my first time, she's a bit older prolly early 50's Asian. Looks ok for her age good enough body very short. Asked for the nuru for $100 gave her $140 said take good care of me, she had some loose fitting clothes on An started the massage on the table with a warm lotion / gel, she was very friendly, good personality, and didn't mind making small talk with me and shared some laughs. Massage was nothing spectacular at first and I was a little let down she left the room for a few, comes back in wearing some black lingerie ok ok. Than she has a new hot gel she pours all over me and rubs it in she strips off totally naked and lubes herself up, she climbs up and starts the bodyslide using her boobs and crotch to massage my back, arms and legs. After a few minutes she has me flip over and again applied more hot oil and hops on still using only her crotch and boobs to massage me no hands, she flipped around so her vag was in my face while she used her boobs and let me fondle her. I lasted a few more minutes and couldn't take any more LOL she said I missed the best part An pointed to her mouth oh great. She showered me off an out I went. Has anyone made it til the end. I'll definitly be back to try again![/QUOTE]Can you provide a link for this provider?