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I visited a good 4 months ago. Good times FS on the table. Nice middle aged girl. Good body Firm. Have not repeated but certainly could if the feeling arose. Its an ok place. Your millage might very. But for a standard time. 40's plus hard body gal. Its a good place. If you want the 20's girls I did not see any.
So been to sunny Tualatin a couple of times, and its usually hit or miss.
Was there last week and while I got a great massage the FS after was lackluster.
Hey you win some you loose some. It also happens to be on my drive home so I tend to check it out more often than not.
So stopped by yesterday and looked at all the other 2 spots in the tualatin triangle and decided to stop at sunny as a last ditch effort.
I was about to leave when Claire came out and stopped me and lead me right back to the room.
Well her beautiful man mades were popping right out her dress and she looked like she had a figure under her skirt so I was like bet.
Ahh worst case I will be back again next week and maybe I get a release.
Well I get undressed and face down to see what sort of massage I get and it was alright but right off the bat I felt them glorious man mades on my back.
I was like ok this may be fun. 10 minutes later she has me turn over and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ that almost got me to pop. Slowed her down and flipped to 69 and it was glorious.
Cover on and a combination of mish and reverse cow girl had me popping in the bag.
2 bills all in. She was fun.
I will see if she is still around next week.
TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.
12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.
Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.
Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.
"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.
"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.
On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.
I flip her to K9 and pound that ass forever as nothing in this situation has me ready to skeet.
I ask her for cim and she agrees. I lay on my back and she oils me up for a HJ. I tell her no BBBJCIM. She lets out an "ugh" wipes me off and starts scraping her teeth. She then offers second girl for double the original fee and I declined. She thanked me offers her for half and I am thinking she must be better than the fucking beaver chewing on my wood so I accept.
Enter grandma. Yes, the second girl was older that the OG girl. This basically deflated the Goodyear.
They chat in Chinese and grandma is now in charge. First girl stick one of her saggy, bitter, nipples in my mouth while grandma stretches a hat of my semi. Grandma is trying her best to bring life back but the situation has gone south and I want out.
Grandma then gets on her back and says "fuck me, fuck me". The sight of a 60 yo woman doing this was the finishing blow. I could not defeat the boss level. I told her nope I am leaving. I throw the hat on the ground and try to dress as each is trying to get me to stay. I tell them keep the money. I don't care. I just want out. They back off, offer me a water and I am gone.
[QUOTE=Batman8899;7223788]TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.[/QUOTE]It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one!
[QUOTE=Batman8899;7223788]TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.
12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.
Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.
Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.
"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.
"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.
On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.
I flip her to K9 and pound that ass forever as nothing in this situation has me ready to skeet.[/QUOTE]This is hilarious and reminds me of an old Nick Swardson story about his first asian massage experience. I'm surprised they weren't both cheering you on by the end. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Batman8899;7223788]TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.
12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.
Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.
Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.
"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.
"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.
On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.[/QUOTE]Damn bro this is unfortunate. Should of definitely left when it became SUSPECT. Is what it is. Sometimes when you hungry you got to eat fast food but sometimes they fast food ain't worth it & make feel like shit afterwards. Hmm.
[QUOTE=Joepdx;7224023]It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one![/QUOTE]No shit. Going to Cali for some 22 yo yum yum. Might need a 6 pack of them.
[QUOTE=Joepdx;7224023]It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one![/QUOTE]The best medicine for a bad session is to go fuck someone else. The sooner, the better.
[QUOTE=Batman8899;7223788]TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.
12th Ave near DT PDX…
…Grandma then gets on her back and says "fuck me, fuck me". The sight of a 60 yo woman doing this was the finishing blow. I could not defeat the boss level. I told her nope I am leaving. I throw the hat on the ground and try to dress as each is trying to get me to stay. I tell them keep the money. I don't care. I just want out. They back off, offer me a water and I am gone.[/QUOTE]I literally LOLed at this, sorry man, some you win and some you don't. At least you now have a hell of a fun story. I got to ask, how much did you end up paying to be able to tell this tale?
If we ever cross paths, first beer is on me.
[QUOTE=Kinksty;7224215]I literally LOLed at this, sorry man, some you win and some you don't. At least you now have a hell of a fun story. I got to ask, how much did you end up paying to be able to tell this tale?
If we ever cross paths, first beer is on me.[/QUOTE]Entry into the land of elders was $$. Menu was everything but a shower (which had I accepted was a very small tub with a nasty shower curtain).
Final boss was an additional $. She came with a puzzle. Her tattoos were so misshaped from age and weight that you could try and solve them as you worked to finish. Like a kids menu at Applebees. Is that a skull or unicorn. Of course Juicy was there.
[QUOTE=Batman8899;7223788]TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.
12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.
.[/QUOTE]I went to this place a couple of months ago and the girls were MILFs but good looking. Their price was a bit higher than normal but the service was good.
BTW the pics WERE accurate. I saw Anne. Sucks you had that experience.
[QUOTE=Sancho1999;7224731]I went to this place a couple of months ago and the girls were MILFs but good looking. Their price was a bit higher than normal but the service was good.
BTW the pics WERE accurate. I saw Anne. Sucks you had that experience.[/QUOTE]She would have been their grandchild.
[QUOTE=Random2020;7222786]Any recommendations for a solid massage where you get most of the hour, good teasing, L1 and preferably topless? Sometimes that's the best for me. I'm visiting in a while, feel free to DM and I'm happy to trade info on Atlanta if that helps.
I've been keeping up with the board and going back in the history, so think I have an idea of some of the best overall spots, but most of the discussion lately is on FS spots and pricing.[/QUOTE]One of my favorites is Lily at Spring Blossom Spa on 72nd and Sandy. Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank. She's also very personable if you are feeling chatty. Happy hunting!
[QUOTE=Batman8899;7224677]Entry into the land of elders was $$. Menu was everything but a shower (which had I accepted was a very small tub with a nasty shower curtain).
Final boss was an additional $. She came with a puzzle. Her tattoos were so misshaped from age and weight that you could try and solve them as you worked to finish. Like a kids menu at Applebees. Is that a skull or unicorn. Of course Juicy was there.[/QUOTE]This shop has mixed reviews with Anne's being favorable and other providers not so much.
There are many grannies out there late 50's early 60's that take care of themselves and have had plastic surgery. They all advertise as mid 30's-40's and guys believe it. Two on the Vegas board would be Anna and Pepsi, check their pics.
Having said that the oldest and ugleist I have seen were here in Portland also posting they were mid 30's.
I enjoyed your review and got a good laugh. I have learned to walk if I don't like what I see and eliminate paying more than I want by only taking in what I am willing to spend. My loss would have been 2 not 3 but then again I would have walked and my loss would have been my time only.
[QUOTE=AmaznAzn;7225047]One of my favorites is Lily at Spring Blossom Spa on 72nd and Sandy. Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank. She's also very personable if you are feeling chatty. Happy hunting![/QUOTE]You want to try that again? I can't make any sense out of that second sentence.