Massage Parlor Reports

Howdy folks!

I asked yall fine mongers for some recs and then rtff. Here's my 2 cents for the local lurkers.

I decided to visit the apartment scene and went to Red Lantern. Good times (more on that in the correct thread). Now here is when I realized I might have overdone the fun prep with 2 blues because Jr. Me was still pretty much up to party: on to the forum again! Settled on BHC. Texted to see a list of 5 but none of them spelled Ely. Oh well. Still went ahead and got there shortly. Now, as I was introduced to 3, the name Ely popped up! Awesome! Not really my type in the face department (call me old fashioned but I prefer my women to not look like the human ken doll). Still, wanted to see what the big deal was. Here's the report:

Duration: paid for 1 hr. 0. 6.

Appearance: 6/10. The face wasnt really my thing, but she has a good body.

Attitude: 3/10. Eeeh. She was texting her bf and tried to short me on time by saying 1 hr means 20 minutes. Oh sweety. This aint my first rodeo.

Massage: 1/10. Just terrible. I mean. I could get a better massage if a cat walked across my back.

The deed: 8/10. Long story short: bbj, cfs, followed by bbjcim. I'll give her this, girlfriend knows how to use that mouth / tongue and can really take it up the skull. Needless to say, things got sloppy.

Damage: Don't kill me. In my defense, I was trying to score her number. 1. 8 + 0. 6.

Overall: I'd say it was an interesting visit. 5/10. Will I repeat? Perhaps.

We chatted a bit later. She's off to NY tomorrow (or so she said). Did manage to score her number but won't be able to share that. Sorry folks.

Hope this helps yall locals.

V.

[QUOTE=ScrappyDoo1;5780401]Was going on everyone, I'm pretty new to the scene but I've been lurking in the shadows reading reports so ill be sharing my experience:

Bella CLM: Definitely not her on the website but she has Greek on the menu so very solid, damage was 3. 8/10 experience.

Zara CLM: If she ran me over I would apologize, Its like her as is trying to speak to you. Everything covered but her vibe and everything was very very good 9/10 experience.

Oriental Spa on western: Came in for a legit massage I thought, next thing I knew I was getting a HJ. Tipped her. 4 but it was very very mid. 6/10 experience.

Yuki on Laramie: She is strict on the whole covid situation and offers prostate massage if someone is into that? She only offers HJ and massage and that's it damage was 1. 2 I think? 5/10 experience.

I know this is only my first post, but anyone have any intel on CLM? Want to try one of the white girls there around same menu as Zara or Bella, any recommendations.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post!

I'll add one more to your CLM list: Laura (she is back). Saw her a few times and then again this week. Still a hot, thin, talk, Euro chick but a bit detached. Started with OK massage then I had to remind her that I want more. So we did some BBBJ and 69, then CFS in a few positions. Not bad or rushed, just a little mechanical. Sadly, no lip kissing this time. Worth a visit but I suggest the 30 min option to start.

BTW, can we pitch in a few $$$ and get that shower fixed?.

Can you tell us more about Zara's appearance?.

[QUOTE=Volli8080;5780597]Howdy folks!

The deed: 8/10. Long story short: bbj, cfs, followed by bbjcim. I'll give her this, girlfriend knows how to use that mouth / tongue and can really take it up the skull. Needless to say, things got sloppy.

Damage: Don't kill me. In my defense, I was trying to score her number. 1. 8 + 0. 6.

Overall: I'd say it was an interesting visit. 5/10. Will I repeat? Perhaps.

We chatted a bit later. She's off to NY tomorrow (or so she said). Did manage to score her number but won't be able to share that. Sorry folks.

Hope this helps yall locals.

V.[/QUOTE]1. 8 doesn't sound crazy for cfs and BBBJCIM. Is it less than 1. 6 at any parlors? Personally I'll always err on the side of overtipping. Better service in the long run.

[QUOTE=DragonPlayer72;5773609]Started out my year with Mae at Beijing on 30th. Very beautiful and sexy mature that let me splatter her face. Will have to repeat.[/QUOTE]Had the afternoon free, so finally made it over there.

Parked right across the street. Mae greeted me and we got down to business after she asked me if I wanted to lay face down or on my back after some initial grappling. She oiled me up while I played with her long nipples and tried to get her dry pussy open. I sat up and sucked on those nips which got her juices flowing a bit. She wouldn't take off her mask, claiming that she had dental work recently, but she was open to fucking after I told her that I had brought condoms.

Her rank sluttiness and the fact that I had seen her sex pics had me more excited than usual, so I crammed it up her pussy with no lube. I fucked her for a while with her repeatedly complimenting my "strength. " Then I ate her ass and pussy, but I was little disappointed by her level of posterior hygiene. I tried giving that dirty hole the treatment it deserved, but she begged off, claiming to be an anal virgin. Went back to porking her some more and flipped her over to finish in awkward doggy. Wrapped up with a little oily massage and I was out the door.

Was shorted on time a bit, but I had achieved my objective for a reasonable $160 total. I would rank it superior to Coco on Archer, maybe comparable to New Hope for the money? I've been looking for a local discount FS place since Alice left Unwind.

[QUOTE=Jay117;5780714]1. 8 doesn't sound crazy for cfs and BBBJCIM. Is it less than 1. 6 at any parlors? Personally I'll always err on the side of overtipping. Better service in the long run.[/QUOTE]I think he is saying 180 tip + 60 house fee. So, 240 total.

Hey what's up guys, so just wanted to know if anyone had visited Sol the mature Latina with an ass to die for on the northside in the past 6 months or so. I saw her last summer and it was a great time, just wanted to see if you guys had any recent intel on her as I've been thinking of paying her another visit. Thanks in advance!

Has anyone met Sara? I've followed her for a while only twitter and now that I'm thinking of getting a massage, I looked her up and can't find any reviews.

[URL]twitter.com[/URL]/ chicagobodyrub.

[QUOTE=Chi4518;5768849]Anyone has seen Livia from central and Irving?.[/QUOTE]Had an appointment recently. Great person and very welcoming. Eager to please and she certainly enjoys what she does. Can be tough to get a hold of because she works whenever she feels like she wants to.

She was Casey at the 5700 Elston place and started her own thing. Rates vary between the three ads she has, but she delivers as promised.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5781319]Had an appointment recently. Great person and very welcoming. Eager to please and she certainly enjoys what she does. Can be tough to get a hold of because she works whenever she feels like she wants to.

She was Casey at the 5700 Elston place and started her own thing. Rates vary between the three ads she has, but she delivers as promised.[/QUOTE]Be a better post with a link.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5781319]Had an appointment recently. Great person and very welcoming. Eager to please and she certainly enjoys what she does. Can be tough to get a hold of because she works whenever she feels like she wants to.

She was Casey at the 5700 Elston place and started her own thing. Rates vary between the three ads she has, but she delivers as promised.[/QUOTE]Is there a link or contact info you can provide. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LC310;5781056]I think he is saying 180 tip + 60 house fee. So, 240 total.[/QUOTE]That is correct, sir. 1. 8 + 0. 6 (or 180+60).

[QUOTE=Chi4518;5740366]Marteen was amazing, hope she resurfaces soon.[/QUOTE]Hello just checking on any updates, thank you.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;5780658]Thanks for the post!

I'll add one more to your CLM list: Laura (she is back). Saw her a few times and then again this week. Still a hot, thin, talk, Euro chick but a bit detached. Started with OK massage then I had to remind her that I want more. So we did some BBBJ and 69, then CFS in a few positions. Not bad or rushed, just a little mechanical. Sadly, no lip kissing this time. Worth a visit but I suggest the 30 min option to start.

BTW, can we pitch in a few $$$ and get that shower fixed?.

Can you tell us more about Zara's appearance?.[/QUOTE]Yea man, She looks Dominican / Puerto Rican if I had to guess on it, very short probs 5'2 but an ass to die for. She's overall very pretty but again everything covered and more expensive.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5781319]Had an appointment recently. Great person and very welcoming. Eager to please and she certainly enjoys what she does. Can be tough to get a hold of because she works whenever she feels like she wants to.

She was Casey at the 5700 Elston place and started her own thing. Rates vary between the three ads she has, but she delivers as promised.[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/260952[/URL]

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[QUOTE=ScrappyDoo1;5782602]Yea man, She looks Dominican / Puerto Rican if I had to guess on it, very short probs 5'2 but an ass to die for. She's overall very pretty but again everything covered and more expensive.[/QUOTE]I'll second that. Probably the hottest girl on the CLM roster. Definitely top two (along with Mila).

[QUOTE=Chi4518;5782601]Hello just checking on any updates, thank you.[/QUOTE]I'd do just about anything for another go with her.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5783170][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/260952[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/200874[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/209036[/URL][/QUOTE]Funny how on the second ad the Nuru and VIP menus are the same but have different prices.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5783261]I'll second that. Probably the hottest girl on the CLM roster. Definitely top two (along with Mila).[/QUOTE]I've never seen Mila, what does she offer and what are damages? Thanks in ahead brotha.

[QUOTE=ScrappyDoo1;5783567]I've never seen Mila, what does she offer and what are damages? Thanks in ahead brotha.[/QUOTE]Mila was asking +100 for CBJ and +200 CBJ / CFS. She was ok with DATY the second visit but took a couple of visits for her to get comfortable enough to open the menu any more than that.

Now about six visits in it's semi-GFE for +200. If I want the heavy stuff I have to go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5777814]Stopped by. Small waiting room out front. Woman who answered door told me to wait. She was 50 ish kind of hot body. Decent looking. Wore a nice wrap dress that was loose and showed her tits and underwear. After 15 min I was taken back and paid and waited for room to free up. Place was busy but its small so it only takes 2 to fill up I guess. When room was ready she took me to room and was about to hand me off to an overweight not attractive woman and I said I want her. They stood there for a minute and I said again. I'd just like her. So the other girl said, that's OK. (which it is. I would have left otherwise). In room got naked and on table she gave nice massage. Asked if first time there. I said yes. During massage my hands were all over her lages and up her dress grabbing her ass and rubbing her pussy. She didn't have any issue with that and eventually worked her way to my butt and legs and then starting stroking me. Turned over and tried to undress her but she said no. So I let her jerk me off while I had may hands under her dress pulling her into me. Came all over her hands. She kept going for a while until I was hard again and then tried for a second. After a while I came a second time. She squeezed it all out and wiped her hands and then got hot towel and cleaned me up and said she hopes I come back tomorrow and often.

50 $ door, 50 tip. Left happy. Kind of a low end shop though.[/QUOTE]Was just there. Report right on. Didn't get a name either just don't take the fat chick.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/253225[/URL]

Anyone see her?

[QUOTE=CanadianGuy;5784417][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/253225[/URL]

Anyone see her?[/QUOTE]Calling herself an ex model is silly, if she was it was about 40 lbs ago.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5720639]A little pricey but hot as fuck. There is no hotter (in terms of looks) L1 in the loop area:

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/188657[/URL][/QUOTE]Scheduled a meeting with her for this weekend. Anything more you can tell me about what I can expect? Will report back too. Feel free to DM me.

This is an odd question to ask in a forum such as this, all things considered. But I have an older friend staying near the Chinatown area who needs actual therapeutic massage, with no funny business involved. I used to have a decent source for that, which has gone out of business. And the CMT can be male, or female. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5785699]This is an odd question to ask in a forum such as this, all things considered. But I have an older friend staying near the Chinatown area who needs actual therapeutic massage, with no funny business involved. I used to have a decent source for that, which has gone out of business. And the CMT can be male, or female. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE][URL]RiverNorthmassage.com[/URL]

Highly recommended. Get the student massage, very cheap and professional.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5785699]This is an odd question to ask in a forum such as this, all things considered. But I have an older friend staying near the Chinatown area who needs actual therapeutic massage, with no funny business involved. I used to have a decent source for that, which has gone out of business. And the CMT can be male, or female. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Try Yelp dot com.

Anyone venture out and visit this one?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/127994[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5785699]This is an odd question to ask in a forum such as this, all things considered. But I have an older friend staying near the Chinatown area who needs actual therapeutic massage, with no funny business involved. I used to have a decent source for that, which has gone out of business. And the CMT can be male, or female. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Try Massage Envy.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;5785699]This is an odd question to ask in a forum such as this, all things considered. But I have an older friend staying near the Chinatown area who needs actual therapeutic massage, with no funny business involved. I used to have a decent source for that, which has gone out of business. And the CMT can be male, or female. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Pain Stop does excellent therapeutic massage near China Town with no funny business.

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;5785691]Scheduled a meeting with her for this weekend. Anything more you can tell me about what I can expect? Will report back too. Feel free to DM me.[/QUOTE]Not OP but I believe she used to work out of the hotbodyrubs location near milwaukee / damen. BTW what happened to them? They still active? Used to see her regularly. Very hot and great sensual massage with L1 only.

Would recommend. One thing I did notice that every session was exactly the same, she has a routine, which kinda ruined it a bit for me.

Report back. Hope she is doing well, seemed like a nice person.

The Feds took Rubratings down today, such a shame.

Has Rubratings been taken over by the feds?

Just tried visiting the site and got the warning that it has been seized by the feds.

Saw Judy at OD wellness this morning, was good but not great. Got the hour with good massage to start off, she started roaming at my inner thigh then I tilted my hips up, gave me a tickle in my hole then started rimming. Tongue was good along with her stroking me. That went on for about 5 min and got me rock hard ready for what I heard will be one of the best BBBJCIM from an AMP in the entire city. She started sucking really good for about 30 seconds then did mostly HJ with her licking the tip. Not much actually going in her mouth. I hadn't busted a nut in several days so I wasn't going to last long even with basic strokes but I was expecting more sucking action, didn't happen. I even told her to suck more instead of stroking and she did for another 30 sec then back to stroking. I was about to finish and told her to finish it off in her mouth and she sucked on the head and pulled away right as I started shooting my ropes. None of it went in her mouth so that was a bummer. Before I left I asked if she did FS and that was a negative. Overall if I could start this day off again I'd rather go to X in Mt. Prospect and got someone much younger since I thought Judy's sucking skills were going to make up for her old age. Oh well.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5786675]Has Rubratings been taken over by the feds?

Just tried visiting the site and got the warning that it has been seized by the feds.[/QUOTE]Just saw the same thing.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;5786078]Not OP but I believe she used to work out of the hotbodyrubs location near milwaukee / damen. BTW what happened to them? They still active? Used to see her regularly. Very hot and great sensual massage with L1 only.

Would recommend. One thing I did notice that every session was exactly the same, she has a routine, which kinda ruined it a bit for me.

Report back. Hope she is doing well, seemed like a nice person.[/QUOTE]IIRC there were two places around there that had similarly named girls. Like one place had a girl named Sofy and the other one would be Sofia and one would be Giselle and the other would be Gizelle. I could never figure out the relationship between the two places. One was around Milwaukee and Damen and the other was around Damen and Fullerton.

I think one Giselle was an athletic young white girl and the other was a late-20's Latina who had a few enhancements. I wasn't crazy about either of them, but Sofy was to this day the most erotic L1 I've ever had in my life.

After seeing her a good dozen times, there was one time, exactly one time that after about a half an hour of the most intense foreplay I've ever had I whispered in her ear "do you want me to fuck you?" I was between her legs and she was rubbing my cock and I could feel it bumping against her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then moaned "yes". I think I was expecting her to say "papi I want to but I can't" like she always did before, so the surprise of her saying yes literally made me cum just as she started putting it in.

I was so embarrassed, and a bunch of cum spraying all over and maybe in her pussy startled her out of her trance and that was the end of the one and only chance I had to fuck her. She never let my cock that close to her pussy again after that. A top five regret in this hobby because we know how these things work. Once a massage girl lets you fuck her a psychological barrier is broken and you'll always be able to fuck her.

I may be wrong but think they may have all been the same. That outfit had a couple of locations and the girls would occasionally rotate locations. After Sophy left they brought in another girl, a Latina, that went by the name of Sofia. I'm sure it was to try and capitalize on the popularity and good reviews that Sophy had but she couldn't hold a candle to the real Sophy. Giselle / Gizelle has been there forever .7 years + or so. Nice girl, attractive, good session and all but pretty rehearsed / robotic. She was my regular before Sophy showed up.

Speaking of Sophy. Have to agree she was truly one of a kind and hottest L1 in the biz. I used to bbfscip her all the time at their location. Weekly for a long time we'd schedule for the last appt of the night so we'd usually have the place to ourselves. Turns out she was banging her fair share of guys out of that place, LOL.



[QUOTE=Jinurso;5786725]IIRC there were two places around there that had similarly named girls. Like one place had a girl named Sofy and the other one would be Sofia and one would be Giselle and the other would be Gizelle. I could never figure out the relationship between the two places. One was around Milwaukee and Damen and the other was around Damen and Fullerton.

I think one Giselle was an athletic young white girl and the other was a late-20's Latina who had a few enhancements. I wasn't crazy about either of them, but Sofy was to this day the most erotic L1 I've ever had in my life.

After seeing her a good dozen times, there was one time, exactly one time that after about a half an hour of the most intense foreplay I've ever had I whispered in her ear "do you want me to fuck you?" I was between her legs and she was rubbing my cock and I could feel it bumping against her pussy. She hesitated for a second and then moaned "yes". I think I was expecting her to say "papi I want to but I can't" like she always did before, so the surprise of her saying yes literally made me cum just as she started putting it in.

I was so embarrassed, and a bunch of cum spraying all over and maybe in her pussy startled her out of her trance and that was the end of the one and only chance I had to fuck her. She never let my cock that close to her pussy again after that. A top five regret in this hobby because we know how these things work. Once a massage girl lets you fuck her a psychological barrier is broken and you'll always be able to fuck her.[/QUOTE].

Need some Intel. I made an appointment once but canceled because I had other things come up. They've been texting me to reschedule ever since, kinda weird but if anyone wants to share their Intel and if they're legit what's the damage? Thanks!

[QUOTE=CumShooter6969;5786717]Just saw the same thing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5786675]Has Rubratings been taken over by the feds?

Just tried visiting the site and got the warning that it has been seized by the feds.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UncannyKink;5786641]The Feds took Rubratings down today, such a shame.[/QUOTE]"Unfortunately our site is under attack by relentless hackers, and they are deleting user ads. We are trying to resolve the issue, and we sincerely apologize for the issue. ".

Hello,

Anyone seen Sofia?

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Thinking of contacting her.

Thanks.

Wik.

[QUOTE=CandyMan96;5787149]Need some Intel. I made an appointment once but canceled because I had other things come up. They've been texting me to reschedule ever since, kinda weird but if anyone wants to share their Intel and if they're legit what's the damage? Thanks![/QUOTE]Page 5 of this thread has 2 reviews of Eli (she left already). I have posted a couple of reviews myself. There are also many other reviews if you still have doubts.

They are probably the hottest place to go now. Always have 3 girls and they tend to be on the younger side compared to other spas. They really operate more like an apartment than a spa. FS is a sure thing, so no need to give girls any signals. I have been told that they plan to open another location with 7 rooms. 7 rooms! Business is that good.

The house fee is 60 an hour. FS is 140 tip. You can try to negotiate for 120, but why bother. Another 20 is nothing. Just give the girl 2 Benjamins and it's game on.