Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=kmakevin;3547867]TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

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New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.[/QUOTE]Great review! Saved me a lot of time and money! If you go to the link you provided and go to "other ads by this provider", some of those ads I was very interested in. But glad I know how to stay away. Like the other fellow monger said, I'd almost want to split $35 with you just for the intel, LOL. Good work, and thanks!

[QUOTE=kmakevin;3547867]TOFFT today, but I knew in advance the outcome. I guess I was hoping for the 1% chance of sucess.

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New spa in Eastpointe, north of 9 Mile on Kelly. Went in for a half-hour ($70). Was shown a menu of options (bikini, reverse, etc), all for an upcharge. Saw Sara, a cute young lady. Very pleasent. She gave a half-hearted massage, talking the entire time. She was saying how this was her third location now open, the others in Waterford and Garden City (or maybe Westland, I can't remember). Now, it all became clear. Neither of those locations have a single good review and are considered "no milage" locations. When the flip occurred, she continued to massage my arms and nothing else. I inquired about a more complete massage to which she said "we don't do that here. " OK, my suspicions were confirmed. I was out $70 but I figured that when I walked in. Like I said, it was a gamble and I lost.

About thirty minutes later, I see a missed call on my phone. Then a text message arrives, stating "I am the owner and I want to tell you that no happy endings will ever be provided. We are not going to jail. " Pretty bold to send a text like, especially a half-an-hour after the session.

So gentleman, save your time and money. The massage wasn't worth it, the upsells were ridiculous and the lack of discretion is concerning. Good thing I have a burner phone.[/QUOTE]I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.

Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.

[QUOTE=LeftHand44;3548536]I visited the one in Garden City on Ford road. I went for the hour (100) and had a decent massage from a good looking white girl. I did get the Handy J ending but no real roaming allowed. I visited in early summer. I won't repeat because of cost and lack of action.[/QUOTE]So what was the overall damage?

I did a search. Is M1 the one on Telegraph in Redford?

[QUOTE=IToftt;3547991]Agreed there's no extra charge or tips at m1 so don't any of you newbs or desperate guys start with that nonsense, pay the momma upfront as soon as she starts the massage you say in "I cum 2 times" that's it. Make the first one fast if you take to long on the first you may not get a second. Also let her do a HJ or BJ for #1 no daty just get a quick nut off as fast as you know how, she'll clean you up flip over for the massage than the tease and than #2 this round you can stretch a little more but that's all there is to it, its mostly about time you can get 2 quicker loads off or one long one, I'm sure if you could get it up fast enough you could get 3, I've had a few times her say jokingly next time you go 3! But never happens, sorry for typos I'm driving and had to chime in.[/QUOTE]

I've been to Saigon once and saw Cindi. Agree that her message was underwhelming. I found her quite attractive, though, once she peeled off her dress, I had a good time. Just did HJ with her, but she laid down on the table and let me explore her. 40+40 tip.

[QUOTE=Mmis90;3548483]Tiff and ebony are solid. Ebony is hot and has a great body. She offers everything except FS. Tiffany offers a body slide with reports that she tries to slip jr inside her. YMMV.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JakeMioff;3548648]Went here recently. Hannah (pronounced "HON-nuh" in broken engrish) is an above average in looks and below average in age. Her arms are tan and toned with slightly muscular biceps. She is taller and thin, wears tight white jeans and a white thin shorter-sleeved t-shirt. Hair dyed blonde, very tan, and cute face. The signs say leave on the underwear but I laid there in birthday suit with no towel. She puts a towel on but don't worry. I turn my head and stare at her crotch she has a nice 'gap' in between her legs. She gives a very good massage and I left very happy. Great hand skills including from behind teasing "soft touch" before the flip really gets my goat. She didn't mind me roaming. Also the oil is heated! Hot towel clean up. I never got the impression that any FS or BJ are available, maybe if I go there more often. $. 8 for the hour massage and $. 6 for tip because I'm not a cheap ass and pay up for good skills and looks.[/QUOTE]Don't count on getting any more than what you got. Those girls are major league cute, quite articulate and like being employed. Of course, I'm sure HOTCARL has banged them all in some orgy they put on exclusively for him.

Whats up fellas hows Magic been of late Tried to go to Magic last night on 8 mile but too much traffic was going on and someone was sitting in their rides not that discreet last night got spooked out and didn't do it just want to know have anyone been recently / also DT Health is like fucking retirement home for your grandma or some shit HORRIBLE I went there after I left Magic when I saw the lady I said fuck this shit and left LOL wasnt my night.

Greeted by smokin mid 20 yr old pd house fee 45 for hr special + 10 for ts led to room told to undress room was kinda dingy laid down and linda came in she is a big woman she asked for hard or soft I said hard 10 minutes in the towel is off and the teasing is heavy when I hear the door open and someone quietly come in door left wide open its mamasan she taps me on the shoulder and asks if the new girl can learn and points to a 3rd girl who is also in the room at this point I'm lime hell ya three chicks 2 hotties place is dead lets do this so back to the massage by linda and I'm waiting for a few only the other girl is only watching and now all the teasing has stopped and my massage is heading legit WTF did I do I was thi king so the massage went on to the flip where I made it a personal agenda to make sure the new chick kept seeing my schlong oops LOL lu the kept saying no no, no no LOL so on to the end she says I'm done and the new girl walks out then linda says shhh ill take care of you next time you should have told girl to go then I was lime well what about my table shower and her face was like the grinch when he got happy she must have sensed she was about to get stiffed so into the ts we go where she washed extremely well and gave a powerful ending never went back due to sanitary reasons but still fun.

BTW my first post of many more to come thanks.

To all for the advice and tips over the years.

Greeted by smokin mid 20 yr old pd house fee 45 for hr special + 10 for ts led to room told to undress room was kinda dingy laid down and linda came in she is a big woman she asked for hard or soft I said hard 10 minutes in the towel is off and the teasing is heavy when I hear the door open and someone quietly come in door left wide open its mamasan she taps me on the shoulder and asks if the new girl can learn and points to a 3rd girl who is also in the room at this point I'm lime hell ya three chicks 2 hotties place is dead lets do this so back to the massage by linda and I'm waiting for a few only the other girl is only watching and now all the teasing has stopped and my massage is heading legit WTF did I do I was thi king so the massage went on to the flip where I made it a personal agenda to make sure the new chick kept seeing my schlong oops LOL lu the kept saying no no, no no LOL so on to the end she says I'm done and the new girl walks out then linda says shhh ill take care of you next time you should have told girl to go then I was lime well what about my table shower and her face was like the grinch when he got happy she must have sensed she was about to get stiffed so into the ts we go where she washed extremely well and gave a powerful ending never went back due to sanitary reasons but still fun.

BTW my first post of many more to come thanks.

To all for the advice and tips over the years.

T2 ftt to be thorough first saw lady in th backpage ad she looks a little nicer in person but pd 55 for the hr in I went whenever I go somewhere new I make sure I undress really slowly and pretty much just leave my socks on til I hear the door open or they knock and definitely tell them to come in then I finish taking off my socks and casually stand up and get on the table adjust myself and make sure they see everything between that and my flopping johnson and raised buttcheeks throughout the massage if there is he available ill get it anyway she returns and gives a really good massage with backwalking and on the flip the signs I had sent out told her she better so something in which she tried to just pour oil on my junk and put my hand there to which I played dumbed and pointed her hand to my dick but she persisted I do it so I said more oil and she was trying to put the oil in my hands as I was moving my hand closer to my junk them bam she hit the trap and hit my dong to which I got the disappointed parent loom from her so I gave in spanked it but while she was rubbing my taint and ballgrazing it wasnt hitting my spot so I pointed her to massage my very high inner thighs while I was diyin her face was like 19 inches from my balls and she had the funniest grossed out look on her face LOL finished and tipped 20 because the massage part was exceptional plus I felt like I was totrturing her LOL she gave a free 5 min biz card which is why I returned a week later got an older masseuse this time and everything was terrible this time it seemed as though heading towards diy again but I was not even turned on for the flip so just laid there and opted to save my 40 for some green.

[QUOTE=Castro1988;3549214]Whats up fellas hows Magic been of late Tried to go to Magic last night on 8 mile but too much traffic was going on and someone was sitting in their rides not that discreet last night got spooked out and didn't do it just want to know have anyone been recently / also DT Health is like fucking retirement home for your grandma or some shit HORRIBLE I went there after I left Magic when I saw the lady I said fuck this shit and left LOL wasnt my night.[/QUOTE]I stopped by Majic over the weekend. I had the pleasure of being serviced by Bonnie. Pretty nice looking with nice fake tits. Good shape around 40. I had a great time with her. I agree the DT is an old folks home. I went there about 3 months ago and the woman was about 100 years old.

[QUOTE=AsianKingBody;3548665]So what was the overall damage?[/QUOTE]100 for house and I tipped 40 for the HJ. Expensive and not worth it in my humble opinion.

After reading multiple posts curiosity got me, visited Tokyo off Hayes this morning. Parking lot was busy this morning so I sat in my car for a minute, duno why, just an odd feeling. I walk in and on mama sitting behind the counter and another walking down the hallway. She asks why I'm here, I tell her, $70 for the house and I'm in the room. I assumed the lady walking down the hall was.

Cindy from prior descriptions (nice breasts, younger). In walks my AMP, not the one who took my money so me, my fault for not asking for Cindy. I come to grips with it and relax hoping the massage is good. It starts off OK, nothing to write home about, towel covering my back. Then at some point another provider switches out with the older one that started. Dora. I raise my head a bit and see her boobs right at eye level, large C's in a black BEBE T-shirt, cute, not even going to guess age but def under 50. Toned, smaller ass ok mid-section. I must have had a very surprised look on my face, we laughed and she says "you like? "Yes, I like", "It ok I massage you", "yep OK". Now the odd part, the massage wasn't bad but it wasn't great either, relaxing. Yes, medium / soft pressure which is what I asked for. LOTS of flowing strokes down the back, to the point of wearing through my skin and though the towel is mostly gone and the oil has come out. The signs of more to come are present, she lightly brushes the balls, runs her finger gently over the taint etc. The light touches at the end send the signal, I raise up and she has a handful of me. This goes on for what I would say is too long, then she says to flip. No discussion of tip only 'that if I like her I tip good", yep I'm on board. She asks if I like her, I say yes, must not have been too convincing because she grabs my hand puts it on her tits and says again, I'm a little more enthusiastic this time. I try to get across I would love her if she does BJ, it gets lost in translation or she just ignores me and starts stroking jr. She pulls out the twins and isn't shy about rubbing them in my face at all. It all seems to be happening so fast I can barely get across if there is more on the menu. At one point I stop her to last a bit longer, she comes up, shoves the ladies in my face and then tries for a kiss. On the lips. Uhm there is a first. I narrowly avoid full on lips and I put her hand back to work. She finishes me off, cleans up and then massages the rest of the front. While I'm finishing she starts whispering in my ear she is cuming too, not worthy of an academy award but she tried. Lots of small talk on while working the front, she wants me to guess her name again, promise to come back and asks me again, for like the third time is this my first time. I say I have been before and hand Cindy, she asks if she is better. Shit that's like you wife asking is these pants make her look fat or if her friend is hot. I respond with some jibberish about how Cindy is good but she is also good and I'll come back and see her. She wants a promise for next week and wants to make sure I ask for her, slow down honey. Anyhow, I tip $50 because we had some laughs, talked and all in all it was pretty good. I get the feeling there is more access available I just need to keep my head on straight and get to it.

All in all I'll go back and try Cindy, maybe also Dora again to see what else may be available.

I haven't been there in a while and heard they had new girls, so I decided to give it a try today. The staff is indeed all new. I was assigned Rachel. She is, BY FAR, the hottest Asian I've ever had at any place in the area. She's tall, very slim and in her mid 20's. Truly beautiful face to boot. The massage was about 6/10, and she went the whole hour. I like really strong hands for a deep massage; she was a little softer than I prefer even after asking me if I wanted it hard.

When it was time for the flip, she asked if I would take care of her and inisisted on. 40 for the HJ. I agreed. It was pretty mechanical without any passion or engagement. She was very nice and had a great smile, but she really wasn't into it. I also asked if anything else was on the menu, she declined to say, "maybe next time. " I didn't try to do any roaming since she didn't seem into it, but it's probably okay, just not certain.

Total damage was. 65 for the hour session and. 40 for the extras. If you're into looks and don't care about much else, Rachel is definitely worth checking out.