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[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2770718]Is a no go at the moment. Snotdrizzle posse is in full effect.
MFP.[/QUOTE]I was there yesterday afternoon and it did look like the running of the PIGS. Fortunately I wasn't trampled!! I want to do a reality show about the limp-dicked posse there and I think I'll name it 'Snotbawls'? Beam me up SNOTTY!
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-vBVyIMIk[/URL]
Once upon a time, in a not so far, far away land known as the Lealman Lizard Zone, there lived a plump strumpet named Barbara from Hungary. This strumpet happened to cross the line of sight of a brave and fearless Mongwhorian warrior named Mr. Fire Poker and he was instantly drawn to her. At first sight, the strumpet appeared to be Hispanic, but Mr. Fire Poker became all the more intrigued when the hobbit sized strumpet introduced herself as Barbara and she stated that she owed her mocha tone to her Hungarian descent. Apparently, the strumpet had wandered from her usual habitat, but since she was in recovery she claimed she was not seeking to satisfy her appetite for candy, but the street-wise Mr. Fire Poker had his doubts. Not that he cared, because this pint sized strumpet had humongous knockers which looked as if they were filled with enough milk to feed a ravenous horde of mongers. Mr. Firepoker was also interested in seeing the pet dragon she had for sale, but she didn't want to expose the shy creature in broad daylight.
After a brief negotiation, Mr. Fire Poker whisked the eager 23 YO strumpet away from the heart of the Lizard Zone to his lair. After watching in awe as the dwarf sized strumpet swallowed monger sword, Mr. Fire Poker sheathed his trusty monger sword and hacked and slashed Barbara's poor pet dragon from multiple positions causing gallons of strumpet juice to drip. Rather than tapping out in submission, Barbara begged Mr. Firepoker to thrust his monger sword harder and deeper into her pet dragon and he obliged until both monger and strumpet reached climactic cumpletion. Both Mr. Fire Poker and the Hungarian strumpet agreed that like Bill and Ted's, their epic had been a most excellent adventure and they agreed that there were many more chapters yet to be written. Although the Hungarian strumpet had no phone she assured Mr. Fire Poke that she was eager to share more wet and wild great adventures in the not so distant future.
To be continued.
MFP.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2771750]I was there yesterday afternoon and it did look like the running of the PIGS. Fortunately I wasn't trampled!! I want to do a reality show about the limp-dicked posse there and I think I'll name it 'Snotbawls'? Beam me up SNOTTY!
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-vBVyIMIk[/URL][/QUOTE]Welcum back my big brother (not the Orwellian kind) in mongering.
MFP.
This is how all tales of glorious quests should be told! Fantastic sir!
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2772134]Once upon a time, in a not so far, far away land known as the Lealman Lizard Zone, there lived a plump strumpet named Barbara from Hungary. This strumpet happened to cross the line of sight of a brave and fearless Mongwhorian warrior named Mr. Fire Poker and he was instantly drawn to her. At first sight, the strumpet appeared to be Hispanic, but Mr. Fire Poker became all the more intrigued when the hobbit sized strumpet introduced herself as Barbara and she stated that she owed her mocha tone to her Hungarian descent. Apparently, the strumpet had wandered from her usual habitat, but since she was in recovery she claimed she was not seeking to satisfy her appetite for candy, but the street-wise Mr. Fire Poker had his doubts. Not that he cared, because this pint sized strumpet had humongous knockers which looked as if they were filled with enough milk to feed a ravenous horde of mongers. Mr. Firepoker was also interested in seeing the pet dragon she had for sale, but she didn't want to expose the shy creature in broad daylight.
After a brief negotiation, Mr. Fire Poker whisked the eager 23 YO strumpet away from the heart of the Lizard Zone to his lair. After watching in awe as the dwarf sized strumpet swallowed monger sword, Mr. Fire Poker sheathed his trusty monger sword and hacked and slashed Barbara's poor pet dragon from multiple positions causing gallons of strumpet juice to drip. Rather than tapping out in submission, Barbara begged Mr. Firepoker to thrust his monger sword harder and deeper into her pet dragon and he obliged until both monger and strumpet reached climactic cumpletion. Both Mr. Fire Poker and the Hungarian strumpet agreed that like Bill and Ted's, their epic had been a most excellent adventure and they agreed that there were many more chapters yet to be written. Although the Hungarian strumpet had no phone she assured Mr. Fire Poke that she was eager to share more wet and wild great adventures in the not so distant future.
To be continued.
MFP.[/QUOTE]
I've been looking for her, check out post 7794 from me. I stayed with her for a few hours. Got her breakfast and got to play a couple of times that day. Can you pm me the details of where she can be found and time please.
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2772134]Once upon a time, in a not so far, far away land known as the Lealman Lizard Zone, there lived a plump strumpet named Barbara from Hungary. This strumpet happened to cross the line of sight of a brave and fearless Mongwhorian warrior named Mr. Fire Poker and he was instantly drawn to her. At first sight, the strumpet appeared to be Hispanic, but Mr. Fire Poker became all the more intrigued when the hobbit sized strumpet introduced herself as Barbara and she stated that she owed her mocha tone to her Hungarian descent. Apparently, the strumpet had wandered from her usual habitat, but since she was in recovery she claimed she was not seeking to satisfy her appetite for candy, but the street-wise Mr. Fire Poker had his doubts. Not that he cared, because this pint sized strumpet had humongous knockers which looked as if they were filled with enough milk to feed a ravenous horde of mongers. Mr. Firepoker was also interested in seeing the pet dragon she had for sale, but she didn't want to expose the shy creature in broad daylight.
After a brief negotiation, Mr. Fire Poker whisked the eager 23 YO strumpet away from the heart of the Lizard Zone to his lair. After watching in awe as the dwarf sized strumpet swallowed monger sword, Mr. Fire Poker sheathed his trusty monger sword and hacked and slashed Barbara's poor pet dragon from multiple positions causing gallons of strumpet juice to drip. Rather than tapping out in submission, Barbara begged Mr. Firepoker to thrust his monger sword harder and deeper into her pet dragon and he obliged until both monger and strumpet reached climactic cumpletion. Both Mr. Fire Poker and the Hungarian strumpet agreed that like Bill and Ted's, their epic had been a most excellent adventure and they agreed that there were many more chapters yet to be written. Although the Hungarian strumpet had no phone she assured Mr. Fire Poke that she was eager to share more wet and wild great adventures in the not so distant future.
To be continued.
MFP.[/QUOTE]
Anyone know her? Have been looking everywhere can't seem to find her. Am I looking in the wrong places? If anyone can help me out with whereabouts or digits that would be great! She's awsome.
For those curious about Ashley and if you're willing to cross the bridge you may want to check out the Tampa SW board. Seems like the little nymph has resurfaced on the other side of the Bay. Her ex-roommate told me as much, but now there is actionable intel.
MFP.
It was cold outside this evening which was good thing for us. I saw a few this evening all WSW. I saw the first on the street near 33rd st close to 38th ave. I should have scooped right away but another person got her first. I saw several decent looking ones walking from motel to motel. But didn't attempt a scoop. I saw nothing around the Lealman zone. Finally I ventured down 34 thst till I got to 5th ave. I saw a good looking WSW she didn't hesitate going for a ride because she was cold. I was able to negotiate a low rate with her. Part of the deal was taking though a drive through after we took a quick "nap". She had brown hair with a thin but healthy body. She said her name was Evie. She couldn't give me any didits, guess she has a significant other and she doesn't venture out very often. Glad I was able to meet her this evening. Time frame was around 1030.
For those that haven't partaken in the tall blond Kat you're missing out. You see a tall, thin blond near the Wiz, do yourself a favor and swoop. Not a regular over there but rolls on through now and again.
Lost power at her place so she will be roaming the streets more actively to get the juice back into the Squatter's Paradise she is living at.
She's being charged by the handler $50 a day and a piece of her activities plus candy. Pretty ridiculous I'd say.
Had a quick dream with a late 30's short blond that has lost some weight recently around midnight a week ago near new plaza. Climbed into the mold Biel claiming back injury, in my dream I asked if she would be able to complete her job, She said yes and she definitely did. Just needed a little headache relief which miraculously cleared up as our time came to an end. Nice girl and but gave off goofy signals before LEO check that were odd enough to where I just asked where can I drop you off at. She's been stopped with the goofy talk and pleasantly got down to business. Prior to LEO check she talked about speaking to the boys in blue about an hour earlier and that's when I said oh that's nice where do you need to go. That just might be her way of seeing if I was a boy and blue which I kind of look like.
[QUOTE=HawaiianD;2783498]Lost power at her place so she will be roaming the streets more actively to get the juice back into the Squatter's Paradise she is living at.
She's being charged by the handler $50 a day and a piece of her activities plus candy. Pretty ridiculous I'd say.[/QUOTE]Thank God we don't pay them for their intellect, or they'd owe us a fortune. Pimps up, harlots down!
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2784136]Thank God we don't pay them for their intellect, or they'd owe us a fortune. Pimps up, harlots down![/QUOTE]Saw her around noon today a block s of wizz. NO deal. I like to come inside when it's like this. I had NP with her before. But with no power she refused entrance. No power must mean the kitty litter is sour. The rest, be ware. No power = no hot cleaning water.
Amanda is staying at a hotel in the HOT ZONE of US 19 in St. Pete.
Not likely to roam in the area, she is relying on regulars to come by for visits or to pick her up.
Hope you are not on her NAUGHTY list fellow Monger-er's.
Happy Mongering.
Goes by Samantha but she is Sarah ril* She's out around checkers. Nice full be gimmicks with big puffy nips. Cute face big ole booty. My buddy said she gave an ok BBBJ but said she doesn't catch as he got close. O, he told her he would say when but he forgot until her mouth caught an eruption. Wasn't thrilled but said it was ok. She said she recently got released so that maybe why she has some weight gain. She also said nobody is out, all the ladies are staying at the the 49th st hotel.