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Has anyone had an opportunity with this one? Doesn't leave a name to search.

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[QUOTE=SlightlyHere;4967990]So, Sweet Cherry's ad pop'd up on the radar. And quite honestly, I have no idea why, but I decided to investigate.

I dunno man, it's almost like only 40% of the deal with this hobby is the actual act, and the other 60% is just the adventure of finding out the truth and lies. Might even be leaning more toward 25/75 for me, respectively, well. Because I called this chick. Yoooooooo ADVENTURE TIME!

Just to be straight, I knew this shit was going to be bad from the get. I knew it was. Sometimes those older hookers are absolute freaks though, and can do some amazing salad tossing, cock-and-ball sucking nastiness that is really mind blowing. And, to be honest, the single shot, going in, brief intro, get comfortable, getting some head for 5. 67 minutes, and then fucking them for 10 minutes, until they start clock watching is getting a little played out. To avoid this kind of old nasty, I'm going to have to start Eiffel towering chicks, or getting doubles overnight no rules or something. Enough about my psychosis.

I start texting Sweet Cherry, and she's all game, free to text, seems cool enough. Talking some dirty shit, not really pressed by telling me rates, and to shut the fuck up and get there or not. But I know it's going to be nasty. She's over in Warren at 696 and Deq, and that area is hot as fuck for LE, so I wasn't even interested really. Those fuckers know my car. So I ask her to send me a pic for verification b / c all that shit online isn't adding up to one contiguous person. It's like a bad dream of how your wife might turn out, or some halloween party that you went home with a mummy and woke up next to the chick in the pics. She's delaying the response, so I was about to be out, like, fuck her, . . she MUST be nasty. Low and behold, she sends me the first pic in black. Little head's like, "NOT BAD! PROBABLY A FUCKING FREAK IN THE SACK. " I'm thinking about that cock-sucking and ball licking at the same time maneuver shit. Alright, I'm going. Goddammit. I get there, and she looks like the second pic, sorry for my bad photoshop. She had some fucked up pink hair, and a nasty wrinkled face, with a ring around the belly and a FUPA all together.

Now look, I wouldn't make this shit up. I DARE ONE OF YA'LL TO GO CHECK. The shit is embarrassing, but her teeth were good, and I decided that maybe I'd be able to just get a CIM and be out. She's cool enough, chatty, doesn't appear to be drugged up, just fucked up. I decided that I'm going to try to get a back rub too, so I do the usual bathroom check to make sure no fools are in there trying to rob me, get comfortable and tell her to massage me. Fuckit, she's doing a great job with the massage. Played some golf and was kinda tight, she had some oil, and was working it. If we had left it at that, I'd have probably been satisfied. But, . . . Of course, it didn't get left there. She pulls out those toys she has in her post, and starts putting them on my taint, vibrating them. I dunno man, but vibrating shit doesn't do the same for me as it seems to do for women, maybe ya'll are different. I'm just thinking about if she cleaned that shit well before she started rubbing them on my balls. So, she tries to stick the Magic Bullet (tm) type thing in my asshole. And man, I'm not a prude -- I've taken a dildo to the ass to convince a chick to let me fuck her ass. It just don't work for me. But nobody is sticking a magic bullet in my ass, on a string, especially not this gremlin looking chick.

So, she starts playing with herself with them, ended the back rub -- like, the only good thing that was going. And she's playing with herself, head hanging off the bed in that upside-down you about to get face-fucked position, so, I go to give her the face fuck. After all, shit said freaky in her ad, right? She's like, "Nope, I can't do it like that. " All the while, this disgust is building up inside me, like, "Who the fuck would even be trying to nut in this chick's throat! She ends up _attempting_ to give me a blowjob, and it's just sad. Maybe 2 inches went in her mouth, lackluster performance. She just wanted me to jerk myself off. At this point, I just want to nut and leave, so I ask her if she has a condom. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. Starts asking me why I didn't bring one, telling me to just fuck her raw. And-O-P-E.

Now check this out. . . This is some serious ho shit. She goes over to the little ice bucket thing, and grabs one of the bags that you're supposed to use when you get ice in the bucket, and is like, "This will be good enough, you can just use this. " And she wraps my hard cock up in a fucking plastic trash-esque bag, meant for holding ice in the ice bucket. I literally said aloud, "Uhm, I don't think this is going to stop any diseases. " And she's like, "Just try it. " She lays on her back on the bed, and, you know what, . . . I told her, to turn over doggy, so at least I didn't have to look at her while I disgraced myself further. SHE REFUSED. She said that her pussy was so tight that doggy hurt her. Yo. Like, what was my first clue to not do this shit! I took the ICE BAG off my dick, tossed it on the ground, got my clothes on -- all the while screening the cash still sitting on the table from her grabbing it. I snatched the cash, dropped her $40 for her trouble, and got the fuck out.

Like, man. I've done some fucked up shit. I'm not sure if it was worse to raw dog some crackhead, or humiliate myself with a potential ICE BAG FUCK with a disgusting old nasty nasty. . . You tell me.

Anyhow. Unless you want to experience this type of shit, I wouldn't recommend.

Stay safe.

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[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/11267554[/URL][/QUOTE]LMFAO man that is some serioisly funny shit. I salute your bravery sir.

[QUOTE=RockHard403;4968246]LMFAO man that is some serioisly funny shit. I salute your bravery sir.[/QUOTE]So that post made my day. Thanks to the original poster, I needed a good laugh. And yes, I salute you as well. Had a few laughable thing happen to me in the past, but nothing compared to that. I travel frequently for my job, I will never look at an ice bucket with a bag beside it with a straight face EVER AGAIN. Sorry ya lost $40, but face it. That story is worth much more then $40.

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Has anyone seen this girl on Tryst Emily Evans? TY. https://tryst.link/escort/emily-evans[/QUOTE]Just curious if you ever did see her or if anyone else has. You can post here or DM if you have.

Her link is.

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Just searching for any information that's out there about this girl. She looks nice in the pics and I hope someone out there can confirm she's at least decent.

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[QUOTE=Deezag;4968155]About 10 years ago when I was the maitenance man at these apartments by rouge Park. I see this curvy ass ebony mature street walker. Had been a while but when I saw that shape on her, I had too. I really love mature women also. I had her come up the alley into an empty apartment I had been working in. I gave her the $25 and she started to get undresses which was worth the $25 because she was very sexy and not bad face wise. She grab me by the pants pulled my dick out and then pulled her teeth out and changed my life!! I have been looking for another gum job everysince. The pussy was good especially doggy style but I never got it again. I was always with someone when I saw her and couldn't get her number. Its my fantasy to get another gum job and this time till completion!! If anyone knows where I could find this service. Please contact me I have been searching on escort sites to no avail.[/QUOTE]I confess I have received a gum job from Chrissy, who has been reviewed here many times. I believe I told that story in this group, too, over a year ago. She is still active and texts me periodically. You may PM me for her number.

Jojo gives a gum job. You can find her in the 40+ section on EB. Big tit black haired *****. Usually around Middlebelt & a mile Rd.

Anyone seen this chick?

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Seems real based on her social media, but I can't find any information.

[QUOTE=DownRiverRat;4969099]Jojo gives a gum job. You can find her in the 40+ section on EB. Big tit black haired *****. Usually around Middlebelt & a mile Rd.[/QUOTE]Do you mean Joi or Joi Joi?

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I've see her. Likes her stuff and stays in some sketchy places on Telegraph. Not dumb. Big tits, not monsters but almost.

Can't say I recommend or not. But she never ripped me off. And I got kissing. Don't go over 60 or 70 for basic service. Definitely do NOT BB her.

[QUOTE=SlightlyHere;4967866]Has anyone seen Candace? There's something about her that makes me want to visit. She hasn't responded to any attempt to contact.

I might be enacting a new rule that I don't go visit them if they don't have a picture showing their teeth in their ad though.

Any intel?

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/248-296-4100[/URL][/QUOTE]She's legit pretty nice. Private residence not to far off from her pics. She's not a rusher but very mechanical I don't remember much about her teeth so they couldn't have been too fucked up. LOL.

[QUOTE=Power69;4969390]Do you mean Joi or Joi Joi?

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I've see her. Likes her stuff and stays in some sketchy places on Telegraph. Not dumb. Big tits, not monsters but almost.

Can't say I recommend or not. But she never ripped me off. And I got kissing. Don't go over 60 or 70 for basic service. Definitely do NOT BB her.[/QUOTE]No, Jo Jo is a white girl, dark hair.

Anyone care to share some info on Jojo, seen being mentioned spiked my interest. I would probably see her for BJ only since she seems well known for that. Is cover required / recommended? If you done FS how did it go? Thanks fellas.

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Longtime lurker here has anyone seen Nikki with the large back tattoo? Her whole back is tatted and she is missing a front tooth and used to work out of Romulus near the airport. Had her personal number but lost it. Have been searching for months to no avail Any help would be appreciated!

I've been strolling a few spots, mainly Warrendale. It seems like these girls went on vacation and didn't come back. Warrendale is dead. I've seen very little activity there. But I've hit the Ave and the triangle to with no luck. Anyone else have any luck? I have a few numbers and they don't pick up or respond back. It is slow.

I've been strolling a few spots, mainly Warrendale. It seems like these girls went on vacation and didn't come back. Warrendale is dead. I've seen very little activity there. But I've hit the Ave and the triangle to with no luck. Anyone else have any luck? I have a few numbers and they don't pick up or respond back. It is slow.