Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ding7;4257403]Guys.

Do we have EMPs in Jax?[/QUOTE]South florida (starting in west palm beach and continuing down to miami) has alot of European women who give massage (despite the recent arrests involving Kraft -- the area is much more cosmopolitan and accepting of the reality that sex work is a business + police there have bigger problems so don't bother them) . Some were actually trained in massage in their home country and would make a killing here in North Florida. We used to have few good cauc providers here in Jax but all retired or moved elseware. I. e. Valerie and Selina come to mind.

I think it was. She was from the Ukraine or Russia and man do I miss her. That place was my thing before I discovered AMP's.

She had some other girls too and they were always classy (I know, I know, contradiction in terms) and beautiful. And they each had the ability to make you think "maybe this time I'll get to sex her" but you never did. And you didn't care cause the whole thing was so amazing you just kept coming back for more.

Many moons have passed since that time in Jax Beach.

[QUOTE=FourSeasons2;4260486]South florida (starting in west palm beach and continuing down to miami) has alot of European women who give massage (despite the recent arrests involving Kraft -- the area is much more cosmopolitan and accepting of the reality that sex work is a business + police there have bigger problems so don't bother them) . Some were actually trained in massage in their home country and would make a killing here in North Florida. We used to have few good cauc providers here in Jax but all retired or moved elseware. I. e. Valerie and Selina come to mind.[/QUOTE]

I got a massage from Cici at Joy Massage. She gave a pretty good massage, didn't hassle me about the tip, and I left happy.

Lane Ave, went last week. This was my first time going to a parlor so I'm not familiar with it, but I had a pleasant time. It's by appointment only. Went for the hour massage which was 60. Flip was great, left a 40 tip. Will repeat, but maybe not the hour. My lower back was sore as hell later.

[QUOTE=TjJohnson904;4260972]Lane Ave, went last week. This was my first time going to a parlor so I'm not familiar with it, but I had a pleasant time. It's by appointment only. Went for the hour massage which was 60. Flip was great, left a 40 tip. Will repeat, but maybe not the hour. My lower back was sore as hell later.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately the AMP's don't usually have the skill sets necessary to deal with real pain or avoid causing muscle unrest elsewhere.

But, they usually have an arm that can do the jack hammer motion like nobody's bitness.

[QUOTE=MacDaddy3106;4227795]Just had my first miserable experience at Aja. Got the new girl Anna (or something similar). First of she was sweating like a hog! Got shorted on time by about 10 minutes. There was actually no massage that ever occurred. It was 10 second tease, flip and play and then she turned on the lights and left the door open and put a fan on full blast. SMH. Avoid this one.[/QUOTE]I just went there last weekend and I got the same experience, she was rushing and that was no massage at all.

[QUOTE=Ding7;4259709]All.

Let me introduce you all the new AMP in SS Blvd.

Opened just few days back.

Two girls work there as of today one around later 20 (owner I think) other late 30's.

Came out happily. Check it out and let me know.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Whats the name? Sounds like you described Royal Spa.

[QUOTE=HoosierDaddy69;4263898]Whats the name? Sounds like you described Royal Spa.[/QUOTE]41 31 SS.

Near spy shop.

I have received real therapeutic for sore muscles at an AMP but it's a rarity. This isn't relevant because so much has changed since but the best "help" I got was once at Aja about 4 or so years back. I hobbled in and asked if the could walk on my back. I was so bad off I didn't even care if I got an HE. The girl put some sort of a heavy heat pack on my back and wrapped me up really good for about 10 minutes it seemed and I was starting to sweat when she came and walked on my back and things literally started popping back in place and then she gave me some stretches and more things popped in place and I walked out healed.

But that's rarely the case.

[QUOTE=MongerMac;4261097]Unfortunately the AMP's don't usually have the skill sets necessary to deal with real pain or avoid causing muscle unrest elsewhere.

But, they usually have an arm that can do the jack hammer motion like nobody's bitness.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ding7;4265371]41 31 SS.

Near spy shop.[/QUOTE]Has anyone else tried this place out?

[QUOTE=CoolJax;4267411]Has anyone else tried this place out?[/QUOTE]Too much Cloak and dagger please PM me with better info. Maybe I will be able to check it out next week when I come to town.

I agree Mac, but you can get an amazing therapeutic massage at Vitality Spa in JAX Beach and I've got to say they do a great job, better than most of the American born massage therapists I've seen. A fellow monger with scoliosis pointed me there about a year ago. See either Cindy or Mary. They're both licensed and definitely know their stuff. I think both had backgrounds with chiropractors offices and both of them have provided relief for me chasing down and melting trigger points as well as helping with pinched nerves (bad disc). While YMMV, no extras have ever been either hinted at or offered and I doubt that's a possibility. This isn't a plug, and it's off the board's general topic, but they really are good at what they do. The place also has a table shower and stand up shower, but they do that after the massage there.

[QUOTE=MongerMac;4261097]Unfortunately the AMP's don't usually have the skill sets necessary to deal with real pain or avoid causing muscle unrest elsewhere. But, they usually have an arm that can do the jack hammer motion like nobody's bitness.[/QUOTE]

Went to see Nikki. She is back, shoulder is fine and she is as great as always.

Went to the tai chi and despite its hard to find location for me at least it was a very nice dream that ended with a fun experience.

[QUOTE=TetherBall;4267866]I agree Mac, but you can get an amazing therapeutic massage at Vitality Spa in JAX Beach and I've got to say they do a great job, better than most of the American born massage therapists I've seen. A fellow monger with scoliosis pointed me there about a year ago. See either Cindy or Mary. They're both licensed and definitely know their stuff. I think both had backgrounds with chiropractors offices and both of them have provided relief for me chasing down and melting trigger points as well as helping with pinched nerves (bad disc). While YMMV, no extras have ever been either hinted at or offered and I doubt that's a possibility. This isn't a plug, and it's off the board's general topic, but they really are good at what they do. The place also has a table shower and stand up shower, but they do that after the massage there.[/QUOTE]Agree. Cindy is great. Get her to walk on your back. Also had great massages with Kerry and Amy. YMMV, but I think you're right. DIY is the most you're going to get.