Dude, really? You get whatever you want there? He's talking about a place where "extras" don't necessarily occur.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3206493]Was it Ocean?[/QUOTE]
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Dude, really? You get whatever you want there? He's talking about a place where "extras" don't necessarily occur.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3206493]Was it Ocean?[/QUOTE]
Well, she said she didn't have any time for any bullshit.
[QUOTE=Jojo2016;3206530]Saw this one a few months back. Definitely wouldn't recommend. As soon as the door closed she just stripped and got on the bed, didn't even bother with a massage. Missionary was the only option, she complained her legs hurt or some crap.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/merrychristmas-specials-young-sexy-petite-brunette-incalls-allnight-205-900-9702/17152948[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TideLover;3205702]I decided to try one of the new AMPs that opened. Received a good massage with an extra bonus. I'm not saying anymore than that. I'll share the information to ones that I know. If you have no credible post don't even ask.[/QUOTE]I'd appreciate the tip, services and donations info. And please remember I'm from out of town, so an address (if your are willing) would be helpful.
EDIT: DISREGARD, I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE MONTGOMERY FORUM. I TAINT DRIVING TO BHAM FOR A HJ.
Happy New Years y'all.
[QUOTE=Jojo2016;3206309]Had some issues meeting on time and then getting a room. Quoted 80 for hhr, but ended up paying for the room (not in my name) which was like 110. I had an appointment so couldn't stay the full 30.
Very pretty girl and gives a great massage. Massage done in bra and leggings. There wasn't anything extra, though that could have been because of my time constraint.
Before anyone says anything, yeah I know I paid too much for too little. Oh well, it happens. May give one more shot just to see, but idk.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candii-in-call-masaage/14763033[/URL][/QUOTE]She told me straight up that it was massage only. I've wondered if that was a LEO thing or the truth. I thanked her for being so honest about it and not taking my money for no extras. She was very very nice about it all. I'm glad to see that she was being honest.
Anybody have an opinion on Acuwell Spa in Hoover down on Lorna? Extras don't have to be in play, but good looking ladies, nice attitudes and a sauna visit would hit the spot just fine.
I meant SUNNY Acuwell on Lorna in my last submission.
[QUOTE=Jojo2016;3206309]Had some issues meeting on time and then getting a room. Quoted 80 for hhr, but ended up paying for the room (not in my name) which was like 110. I had an appointment so couldn't stay the full 30.
Very pretty girl and gives a great massage. Massage done in bra and leggings. There wasn't anything extra, though that could have been because of my time constraint.
Before anyone says anything, yeah I know I paid too much for too little. Oh well, it happens. May give one more shot just to see, but idk.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candii-in-call-masaage/14763033[/URL][/QUOTE]I wouldn't have paid for room and fee from unproven provider. She quoted $. 50 hr which is extremely steep for just Massage.
As long as you guys keep paying that crap, the more they advertise.
This is definitely her for those that were fans. She has been out for over a year.
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[QUOTE=TideLover;3208554]I wouldn't have paid for room and fee from unproven provider. She quoted $. 50 hr which is extremely steep for just Massage.
As long as you guys keep paying that crap, the more they advertise.[/QUOTE]Ditto Tide. As long as people pay these rates they will increase. Wish I could work 2 hours a day and net $500. My 2 cents worth. Going back into hibernation.
[QUOTE=Ginal;3209112]Ditto Tide. As long as people pay these rates they will increase. Wish I could work 2 hours a day and net $500. My 2 cents worth. Going back into hibernation.[/QUOTE]Prices are getting out of hand and the quality of service is going down and over-paying is the reason. A provider I used to visit for 100 for 1/2 is now charging 100 for 15 min. It is going to get worse until the over eager hobbiests quit over paying and we all start demanding better service.
Been a while since I visited. No extras, but very nice and pretty Chinese ladies.
I meant SUNNY Acuwell on Lorna in my last submission.
I'm a fan. Any idea how to reach her? Where was this ad?
[QUOTE=Alamassage1;3209057]This is definitely her for those that were fans. She has been out for over a year.
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Location: Birmingham.
Post I'd: 17169445 alabama.
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[QUOTE=Serious69;3210442]I'm a fan. Any idea how to reach her? Where was this ad?[/QUOTE]Several ads on backpage. All say relax and great rates with pics of a sign that says relax. Just reply via backpage.
Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3216070]Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.[/QUOTE]Good job Slump! I use to teep them $5 bucks if Massage was good and more if good massage of all parts. Last time I didn't get extras and "teeped" 5 they were pissed because it wasn't enough. So last time I went to Panda, she got no tip and she followed me outside. Like damn they really expect it. I bet they are still making $20/ hr.
Oh yeah, tipping them $5 would probably piss them off worse than tipping nothing, LOL.
[QUOTE=TideLover;3216715]Good job Slump! I use to teep them $5 bucks if Massage was good and more if good massage of all parts. Last time I didn't get extras and "teeped" 5 they were pissed because it wasn't enough. So last time I went to Panda, she got no tip and she followed me outside. Like damn they really expect it. I bet they are still making $20/ hr.[/QUOTE]
Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".
Did you partake in the table shower? I read where they added one. I was just wondering what kind they had. If it was the regular table type or the hospital bed looking thing like I experienced at the place in Trussville or the now closed place in Pelham.
[QUOTE=DuckHed;3219509]Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3219680]Did you partake in the table shower? I read where they added one. I was just wondering what kind they had. If it was the regular table type or the hospital bed looking thing like I experienced at the place in Trussville or the now closed place in Pelham.[/QUOTE]I didn't. Didn't know they had it. I didn't ask and she didn't offer.
[QUOTE=DuckHed;3219509]Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".[/QUOTE]Good job? Enough do that then they'll get the hin.
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3216070]Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.[/QUOTE]After that she asked for a tip? Wow. LOL.
I've always been weary of those massage places. Never can really tell if they undercover or not.
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3217198]Oh yeah, tipping them $5 would probably piss them off worse than tipping nothing, LOL.[/QUOTE]Haha. I agree bud. Most of the time, they expect atleast a 20 $ or above tip. In order for me to tip, the session had to be amazing. Most of those women these days aren't even worth what they ask for, let alone a tip. LOL.
My way of doing things over the years is to tip if you do something above and beyond what you're supposed to do. I've walked out on plenty when they asked for a tip. I've had them tell me that it's going to be $20 to self serve. That was the probably the best one. As if I'm going to pay YOU to handle my own business. I've never even tipped for a good massage, which has been rare. If they want more money, then they should talk to their employer.
[QUOTE=Kyrow;3221910]Haha. I agree bud. Most of the time, they expect atleast a 20 $ or above tip. In order for me to tip, the session had to be amazing. Most of those women these days aren't even worth what they ask for, let alone a tip. LOL.[/QUOTE]
Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066[/URL]
If she's anything like her partner you could probably add about 40-50 lbs to those pics.
[QUOTE=GrittyB;3264007]Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GrittyB;3264007]Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066[/URL][/QUOTE]A waste of time and money IMHO. And those are OLD pics. MJ.
I'm sure someone has seen her. I have tried on four separate occasions and something always happpens on her end. Her communication is awful. Her app says she has appts available but next thing you are texted is she has nothing. I heard crickets one time and other time it is hours before you here anything. Good luck!
[QUOTE=GrittyB;3264007]Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3264014]If she's anything like her partner you could probably add about 40-50 lbs to those pics.[/QUOTE]Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.
Sounds like she's different than Nikki. Wonder what's up with that?
[QUOTE=Bully;3266270]Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3264296]I'm sure someone has seen her. I have tried on four separate occasions and something always happpens on her end. Her communication is awful. Her app says she has appts available but next thing you are texted is she has nothing. I heard crickets one time and other time it is hours before you here anything. Good luck![/QUOTE]Thought I might be the only one. Had an appt today, text her this am to confirm and she said she would text me the address. Last I heard from her. Text her several times around appt time and crickets.
Based on her communication skills. Her other skills would seem as lackluster! What a waste.
[QUOTE=Bully;3266270]Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bully;3266270]Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]You were lucky one friend of mine got a cash and dash from her.
How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?
[QUOTE=WoodyUno;3267758]You were lucky one friend of mine got a cash and dash from her.[/QUOTE]
I would like to hear more about that since I thought she was at an in call location as well?
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3267768]How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?[/QUOTE]
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
[QUOTE=SteveStone123;3271012]Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA![/QUOTE]That is freaking hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Good one. MJ.
[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3267768]How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?[/QUOTE]My friend met her on Seeking Arrangement and paid in advance (he knows he made a mistake) for an overnight. She asked to stop and truck stop on Daniel Pain to get Cigs and she never came back. He figures she text someone to pick her up.
Guess is a sign that Birmingham has not much to offer anymore. Since the body rub section is gone on BP, where are they posting? I see a few moved to other sections. I haven't had any time to try some of the newer ones.
[QUOTE=TideLover;3285870]Guess is a sign that Birmingham has not much to offer anymore. Since the body rub section is gone on BP, where are they posting? I see a few moved to other sections. I haven't had any time to try some of the newer ones.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the good Asian massage parlors as you know and remember them are totally gone from Birmingham. They are a couple of quote unquote erotic Spas left but the women there are very old the service very overpriced and the menu very limited. If you want what you used to find in the good ol Days you'll have to go to Atlanta that would probably be the closest place and even there you have to do your homework because there are a lot of the spas that masquerade as the real deal they take your money and you wind up with very little. I would suggest reading the Atlanta forums for the good Intel. MJ.