Massage Parlor Reports

Been a long time. Was out of the country for awhile. Anyways, visited Rio since I was win the neighborhood. Mamasan tells me the shower room is broken so no shower. I was ok with it so I decided to see my pick. In comes, U-MI. She is not skinny but chubby weight. Her face was cute but seemed mid-30s. When I asked, she said 30. No shower, so very long massage. It was great. She has great hands. On the flip, she started her thang. Kisses and CBJ started. From there it was mish, dog, standing, and mish to finish it off. She had a very nice attitude. I will repeat.

Went into 14K a couple weeks ago, haven't had a chance to add a report yet. So much for that hiatus. ;)

Green was closed for renovations, Rio was farther then I felt like going, and it was a bit late at night for me to wonder about H&H, so I figured I'd try a new place. The restaurant/bar above weirded me out a bit, but I went for it anyway. I'm pretty sure the bouncers know what's up, but I don't know them anyway.

Mamasan invited me in before I even made it to the buzzer, seemed to know I wasn't a regular, so I just admitted I was new, and she set me up with Diana (who may be the same as Diane in an earlier post, but she's been there more than 10 days if that's the case). Great rack, decent 30ish body, and looks great in a little bikini.

Fairly good, playful table shower, and then right back to the room. She gave a great massage, and her English was good enough to hold a convo while she relaxed me. Then, the lights came down, and so did the bikini. Nice rub of her hard nips on my body, full lickdown, and one hell of an AR job. Not quite the full on one that I had at my last time at Rio, but no complaints here.

CBJ was almost good enough for me to not care that it wasn't BB, and plenty of attention to the boys. Then she surprised me and started rubbing herself and moaning to "get hot", followed by me helping her with that, and her asking to be under me. Main event was incredible, with her doing that hip swivel that AMP girls have down so well. Moaning the entire time was a bit mechanical, but I appreciate her effort.

After the main event, she climbed up with me and kept massaging, eventually getting down to clean me up and getting me a drink. She def. wasn't a clock watcher, and had a great attitude all around. Made sure I knew her name, so I could repeat (and I def. would!), and offered even better next time.

Oddly, she did ask how I found out about 14K, and of course I said "a friend". She was like "Is your friend the internet?" I denied that, of course, but yeah 14K is most likely onto this site. Good for them, though, because it may become my new favorite spot, due to accessibility, and the fact that the new Downtown sucks bigtime based on reports.

Get the hint there Newbie?

RTFF!!!

[QUOTE=Amp Newbie]I'm a newbie when it comes to AMP's.. I'm a little lost with all of the acronyms that you all are using in the threads but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I just want to know when you all are talking about "positions" are you actually getting the "goodies?" If I were to walk into the K st parlor today how much would it cost me to get EVERYTHING? Thanks everyone for understanding my ignorance and I hope to learn more from you seasoned AMPERS soon!

C[/QUOTE]

Stopped in a second time after visiting Joanne about a week ago. Saw Rose this time through luck of draw. Wanted massagi with happy finish.

Overall, session was good. Had it not been for stellar joanne massage earlier, would be very good. Sexy girl, slender and slight, with everything in the right places per earlier reviews.communication seemed a bit difficult vs. Joanne. Paid 4 jacks above house for festivities, . Included BLS, a ib shaft, and a little rim. Hot finish with a little prostate thrown in, though she needs to cut at least one fingernail.

Major diff between last session was that TS by rose was not as extended as that by previous post with part time mammasan. Though she was fully clothes, was quite receptive to my overtures, hands in pants. Gave me nice soapy massage with giggles over my size (probably says to everyone.). Rose much more down to business, massage good but not as good as Joanne, joanne very strong girl!

Recommend either with a strong nod to Joanne.

[QUOTE=Amp Newbie]I'm a newbie when it comes to AMP's.. I'm a little lost with all of the acronyms that you all are using in the threads but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I just want to know when you all are talking about "positions" are you actually getting the "goodies?" If I were to walk into the K st parlor today how much would it cost me to get EVERYTHING? Thanks everyone for understanding my ignorance and I hope to learn more from you seasoned AMPERS soon!

C[/QUOTE]
No officer Newbie. You imagination is running wild here.

Hope all are well. Watch this creep.

I also liked the creative fiction stories I am reading from several new contributors. Very stimulating.

LL

Great to hear from you LL! Where have you been?

[QUOTE=Friendly1]Great to hear from you LL! Where have you been?[/QUOTE]Aye!

I remember when LL hit his 1kth post, and he has more than doubled my # of posts since lol!

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]No officer Newbie. You imagination is running wild here.

Hope all are well. Watch this creep.

I also liked the creative fiction stories I am reading from several new contributors. Very stimulating.

LL[/QUOTE]

While I agree that nubs should contribute and be recognized, the sheer volume of the new guys is bothering me. I know, I know, I'm still paranoid, but I just can't help it.
Thanks LL

[QUOTE=Any Mouse]While I agree that nubs should contribute and be recognized, the sheer volume of the new guys is bothering me. I know, I know, I'm still paranoid, but I just can't help it.

Thanks LL[/QUOTE]As I return from DC to my hometown, I just thought I would say you have an excellent town for masagi from what I can tell (course I actually only visited 14k), but the sheer volume of options is impressive, recognizing ymmv. If you are ever out in the northwest, we have fewer by number, with much less convenience, but many excellent providers with a high degree of ethics around their practice.

As a poster probably categorized as a new guy, thought I would let you know that you won't have this "aging" one to kick around in the near future, at least until my next extended visit.

As a member of my own local board, albeit largely in retirement, I can appreciate your caution, and even paranoia. Been there. Am that. Take my posts for what they are worth. I had a good time!

Be safe. Poof, he's gone.

[QUOTE=Amp Newbie]I'm a newbie when it comes to AMP's.. I'm a little lost with all of the acronyms that you all are using in the threads but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I just want to know when you all are talking about "positions" are you actually getting the "goodies?" If I were to walk into the K st parlor today how much would it cost me to get EVERYTHING? Thanks everyone for understanding my ignorance and I hope to learn more from you seasoned AMPERS soon!

C[/QUOTE]

There's only 1 acronym you need to know: RTFF

[QUOTE=Any Mouse]While I agree that nubs should contribute and be recognized, the sheer volume of the new guys is bothering me. I know, I know, I'm still paranoid, but I just can't help it.

Thanks LL[/QUOTE]If the LE are (is?) posting,its just calling attention to itself.Sometimes,at idle moments,I click on some of the names on the opening page of this site.At anytime,I've found names that have been registered for 4-5 years and never posted once.I consider them true information gatherers for good or ill,but what can ya do?

I think some of the newbies that are posting so closely together is our old friend who was suspended here sometime ago and sooner or later will be raising a stink again.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]I had first stopped by an apartment at 103 G Street SW to see a Russian named Marina that I found on the online City Paper. Her partner Natasha had quoted .9 on the phone for an hour session. Bottom line is I got up to her apartment, only Marina was there (I had been promised both would be there so I could choose) and she quoted .9 for an hourlong clothed massage or $.2 for topless and $.6 for full nude. Marina is about 30-35, blond, with small tits but otherwise decent figure. I hand gestured for FS but she said no so I left.

Nite[/QUOTE]I've seen Marina a few times; she's younger and prettier than Natasha. The $. 2 for topless is a pretty good session, and she allows roaming hands as well, including inside the panties. Once she's comfortable with you, discussion of FS is possible. I thought the tariff was a bit steep. $$. 2, I think. So I stuck with the session I started with.

...someone who was once here and is now not openly posting. Whatever. I don't care who comes in and posts so long as they are not nasty and obnxious like some of the earlier jerks were. Thank you to our moderator for keeping these fools and they garbage out!

It is so easy to just get along and there is no need to stir up troubles.

JJ


[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]If the LE are (is?) posting,its just calling attention to itself.Sometimes,at idle moments,I click on some of the names on the opening page of this site.At anytime,I've found names that have been registered for 4-5 years and never posted once.I consider them true information gatherers for good or ill,but what can ya do?

I think some of the newbies that are posting so closely together is our old friend who was suspended here sometime ago and sooner or later will be raising a stink again.[/QUOTE]

Everybody knows what goes on. That doesn't mean it has to be put on the open forum. If you take a look at the New York forum it's basically dead. PM`s are strong between trusted members this has kept some of these places open for many years. I know there's people here who will criticizing what I'm saying. The truth of the matter is "loose lips sink ships". It's been something I`ve said for over 50 years. There's no need for all this information here openly just PM someone either you know them or you don't.

Newbies If you want to get to know someone then PM them some information DON`T I repeat DON`T PM asking for information!

Send the few seniors PM`s with Intel. This is how the relationship should be built.

Happy Hunting
AJ

I haven’t had a chance to visit DC AMPs for a while but found myself in DC tues night. Went to Green, but saw the sign. Then headed over to 1333. Was greeted at the door by Candy and escorted to my room. She was alright, but since I had not been there in a long time, I asked to see the line up. She said no and when I asked why, she said everyone was asleep. Alarms should have gone off right then and I should have bolted, but I didn’t. I anteed up the house fee.

We went to the shower and it was ok. After leaving me alone in the room, I left the standard fair and the table and laid down. She comes in, looks the fare, and gives me a lame light massage, and then off to the races. Decent CBJ, and then she wanted to do mish. I instead decided a little DATY. After a little of this, she pulled me up and wanted to walk the dog. Then I wanted to switch to standing mish. When I was ready to finish, I told her I wanted her on top and she told me to finish like this. I told her I would do her all day like this. After a few min, she switched to CG and I finished. After she left, I check my watch and I was only 30 min in. She came back with hot towel for the clean up and when done, I rolled over. She then asked if I wanted massage and I said yes. Then she says more. I didn’t even ask how much, but said I paid for an hour. She said no more money, no massage. I get up, put on my clothes, and on the way out I ask to speak to mamasan and she says no mamasan. What a bunch of bull. I haven’t been treated this bad in a DC AMP in a long time. Stay away from the Candy at 1333.

Have I been away too long? Have things changed?

Went to 14 K before 11AM on Saturday. Before I press the door bell, mamasan already told me push the door through the speaker. Mamasan led me to the room and left, I didn't' asked for any specific girl, but minute later, Diana came in and greet me. There was another customer in the shower, Diana gave me a massage in the room. After that, table shower and return back to the room, soft massage and then go everything. BBBJ, CG, missionary and then finish in doggy.

About Diana, her attitudes and performance are the same as the previous report described from other brother in this forum. I'll say she's early 30, with soft skins and good looking body. Good English and polite.

Overall, it's a good experience!

[QUOTE=BigTime3] I haven’t been treated this bad in a DC AMP in a long time. Stay away from the Candy at 1333.QUOTE]

I couldn't agree more!! Candy was so lame for me a while back that I just got dresses picked up my cash and left. She just had a bad overall attitude, not the "make you feel special" attitude you usually get from the girls. I went back once since then but they were closed. I have been hitting 14K instead. If they have fresh talent I would go back but not for the Candy!!

Just wanted to say I've been following the forum for awhile and it has been very useful when I used to liv out in md. Just by rtff gained had all the info I needed to satisfy my desires but I never contributed. Now I moved out to ny I realise how useful the forum was as A John said the ny forum is dead its hard to go out exploring with out any info. So for those of you out there who just visit the forum just for info sign and share the wealth.

Dying out in NYC.

P. S I miss nana at 1333 best massage yet.

The reason the NYC section is dead is because they don't use USG. I can think of three different boards that they use more actively than this one.

Hello fellow mongers,

Had a great time at 14k today. Thanks to everyones reviews, I tried out Dianne. Mamasan was happy to hear that I knew about her from an "online" source!

She is very sexy to look at, and so playful too! Excellent TS, skipped masagi and went right to it. A little BBBJ, then the best CBJ ever! Even some DT, almost got it all in! That was almost enough for me. Went for some modified Mish, then excellent RCG, DS, coulpe of modified DS's, then finished in Mish. She then cuddled a little and gave me another TS with a little masagi thrown in. The TS masagi was so good, I was mad at myself for skipinn it in the beginning. She even said, I'm really good at masagi! Damn it! Oh well, have to go back soon.

Very cute, nice big rack, not so much on the back side, a little belly, kept licking her lips and it drove me crazy!

I might have to repeat this one. I HIGHLY recommend her.

Regards,

Rusian

Sorry the previous report, there is BJ only, instead of "BBBJ".

Sorry for the confuse!

I stopped by 14K on Mother's Day right after noon. The place was pretty quiet. I asked for Angie, whom I had seen the week before. She had just arrived last weekend, but was gone already. Too bad. I enjoyed my time with her. This time I tried Diana. I got a great massage. Other activities were fun, too. She is as has been described earlier.

F1

Seems yellow fever gets worse in the crappy weather. Well, last night I hopped in my glass bottom cruiser and headed down to 14K. It was I guess about 9 PM when I got there. Place was dead, which I thought was good (at least for me). I was ushered into the second room from the end on the left. Someone was 'busy' in another room because I could hear her taking it like a champ.

I sit and start to take my shoes off and ***** comes in and helps me out of what I had left on. So off to the shower we go. Water was good and hot. That's relaxing in itself. Good cleaning the whole way around.

Next I sit in the sauna for maybe 5 minutes enjoying a cool bottle of water. Back to the room, face down she starts with my back, hard-soft-hard-soft. It was heaven. Next she moves down paying attention to everything.

Flip and there she is in her birthday suit. She's not a small girl but not fat either. Nice boobies and GRRRREAT ass.

She immediately starts working the man. Next she wants to switch with me and I oblige. Next, I get a wide view of the target and I move in. She puts her feet onto my back and we're off to the races. For only 3 road sodas I keep it going for a while. Bing. Bang. Boom, we're done and I'm over the fever.

Initially I asked her name and she said something low and quick. At the end I ask her how to spell her name and she shrugs and says Lauren. So say L-a-u-r-e-n and she smiles. So I really don't know what's up with that but that's ok.

I would recommend her, she's perky and nice. Very soft skin. Very trim kitty and nice nice boobs.

Standard price and tip. We need to keep the prices low. In some other areas the prices are going up. Like $300 a shot. Let's keep the girls happy and keep the prices low!

That's it.

Cabbie!

Stopped by today, hoping to see Rose. Busy, but mamma sent me new girl Happy. Just got off the boat yesterday. 30+, great bod, bolt-ons, face OK, not quite butta. Hair must be really curly, but she had it tied up with enough spray to make it painful to touch. TS, OK, back to room and quick light massagee, and on with the games. Very mechanical, and her body shows she has been at this a while. Nice enough time, but would not take her again.
AM

Seriously, fellas, you work hard for your money. Candy does not. It's like banging the wife of 20 years. Stay away from her and ask for someone else. Money better spent doing ANYTHING else. Worst lay ever!

Guys,

What a great job you did with this forum. Cheers to that.

Anyway I am at the JW Marriot in a pretty good spot on Pennsylvania and I was initialy looking for an outcall with a reliable and decent provider providing multiples for a competitive price. CL and BP didn't go to well and so many fakes around. I don't see I review I don't bite. If you can still point me to a good provider I appreciate it.

So thanks to this forum I found the 14K spot and I got interested. So I never been there and I have quick few questions. The place is next to a bar I understand so you have to go down the stairs somewhere?

What's the hottest girl there with best service? Do they allow multiples and if so how much extra $$. I really don't wanna set a bad trend for the locals so please advise about approach. I just need two cups of tee.

And what's the best time to go there? Mornings? Afternoons? When do they open and close?

Thanks bunch guys.

Ethan Weisinge,

I suggest that you RTFF, because all the info you requested is just a click away!

-DJ

[QUOTE=Ethan Weisinge]Guys,

What a great job you did with this forum. Cheers to that.

Anyway I am at the JW Marriot in a pretty good spot on Pennsylvania and I was initialy looking for an outcall with a reliable and decent provider providing multiples for a competitive price. CL and BP didn't go to well and so many fakes around. I don't see I review I don't bite. If you can still point me to a good provider I appreciate it.

So thanks to this forum I found the 14K spot and I got interested. So I never been there and I have quick few questions. The place is next to a bar I understand so you have to go down the stairs somewhere?

What's the hottest girl there with best service? Do they allow multiples and if so how much extra $$. I really don't wanna set a bad trend for the locals so please advise about approach. I just need two cups of tee.

And what's the best time to go there? Mornings? Afternoons? When do they open and close?

Thanks bunch guys.[/QUOTE]

Hi,

I have been to AMPs for awhile now. I am looking for something different, perhaps non-asian I guess.

Anyway I was at ero dc and came across some "body rub" ads. Can anyone tell me what exactly it is?

Thanks a bunch!

I had severe Yellow Fever, and a window of opportunity. So I went over to Royal at lunch time. Walking through the throngs of kids waiting for the tour bus, I rang and was buzzed right in.

Upstairs, in the dingy spa, I was led to a room and in walked Nana. Not the Nana that so many of us have come to know and love, this one was fat. She had a pretty face and a great pair of huge natural knockers, but other than that fat.

Perfunctory shower, poor massage, and meechanical extras, what can I say. The only saving grace was my determination to make the best of it. I walked the cowgirl with the dog over to the missionary, and I took my sweet time, much to her impatience.

On the way out, I saw a much better looking gal. You know they turn over fast, so wait and try later.

went to 14K today and drew Happy. Not a spinner but nice body and pretty. I agree with Any Mouse though, she needs to lighten up on the hairspray thing. Excelent TS with nice massage in the shower. No real massage in the room but the main course was a delight. Really liked the DATY and was eager to please. Great performance and communicated what was liked and not between us very well.

One drawback was the cover she used. I have had thinner industrial trash bags before.

Would repeat!

Face 8
Body 8
Ts 9
performance 8

Good Job!! Well worth the standard price.

I stumbled on this newsgroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.
[url]http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Superman06]I stumbled on this newsgroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.

[url]http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php[/url][/QUOTE]Maybe that's why Rio has been the only safe spot this year.

...which is why I took the Orange line into Mcpherson Square and walked a couple blocks to get real HAPPY!!

This girl is OUTSTANDING in all areas!! Nice, long TS followed by a good, solid 35 minutes of pounding in every position imaginable!


If you want a good massage, go to one of the NoVa AMPs but if you want the BEST of the REST, just go get HAPPY!

JJ

Is Happy the same Happy from a couple months ago?

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Maybe that's why Rio has been the only safe spot this year. [/QUOTE]This is awesome. Some chick is writing about me. I'm all pumped up.

Username Cabdriver52: I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

I attract the most interesting of people. I would like to meet Sommer. She seem interesting. To say the least.

I do have one question though. How did she find the website? I had a referral from a buddy who likes to visit the spas.

Anyway. Moving on. Good catch superman06. Kudos for you.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Superman06]I stumbled on this newsgroup called the DCist today with the above titled article. They use a link to this site to answer the question and posts from two of our members. The comments by readers after the article were interesting.
[url]http://dcist.com/2008/03/28/which_dc_massag.php[/url][/QUOTE]

I made it, too!

I feel famous, sorta.

this publicity only makes the public, police, wives, girlfriends and mistresses more aware of the activities that go on in our hobby, and more specifically our amps. We may have increased pressure from govt officials to raid or close these amps because of elections. We may have wives call govt. officials because of jealousy. I hope not. I firmly believe that the amps serve a valuable purpose. The amps help most men relieve stress mentally, physically, and sexually. With this relief, we are able to face the day to day issues and pressures of life, job and family with more strength, courage and conviction. People may say whatever they may about the amps, but the pros vastly outnumber the cons. We as mongers all know this is true. The men, and especially the women, who think otherwise are only fooling themselves. The amps definitely fill the void that most women and wives lack in a relationship. I know that women will disagree and say that all men are dogs or cheaters. That is simply not true. Contrary to popular belief, most men WANT to be faithful.


Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Propilot]I firmly believe that the amps serve a valuable purpose. The amps help most men relieve stress mentally, physically, and sexually.[/QUOTE] ...and they provide some of us with wives.

[QUOTE=Propilot]I know that women will disagree and say that all men are dogs or cheaters. That is simply not true. Contrary to popular belief, most men WANT to be faithful.[/QUOTE] Yes, faithful to their AMP girlfriends!

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]...and they provide some of us with wives.[/QUOTE]It's actually funny this was posted in D.C. After a brief stint working here. You know where. She went to 1818. Place in Washington.Still open? This is where the whole love affair (LOL) blossomed.

Had a very rushed lunch today there. Nothing on the menu and the clerk was alittle on the plump side. Shouda went 2 doors doen I guess.

Nana out

PC out