Massage Parlor Reports

If it's the Kiki I remember. She must've been having an off day or just so damn busy. I remember a cute and playful attitude. Sorry Hgar that's too bad man.

Evergreen, Bliss, etc. Are gone. Iris is gone, Bella is gone. But there are definitely fun options out there if one does the due dilligence. As long as there are clients. A good massage therapist will always avalaible. Along with a dozen or so tubby wubbies.

Responsibly provided new info is what the board is about. Amiright?

[QUOTE=Hgar56;7216930]Just went to H&P.

Called ahead asked for 1 hr and asked who the masseuse would be.

Saw Kiki. 5'0 ish. Petite frame with a large chest. She showed me her phone asking if it was my number I said yes.

I gave her 2 and then laid down. She seemed very grateful.

Massage was OK. Not hard pressure, but didn't ask.

Her phone kept getting notifications during, but she didn't check until after the hot towel.

On the flip got CBJ followed by mish. She kept telling me to hurry which didn't help.

I lost interest because her phone kept blowing up. She cleaned me and then showed me a Google translate sayimg she had other customers and was sorry but I had to go.

Back in my car and it was 33 minutes since I got out of my car initially.

Probably would have been good, but that really turned me off.[/QUOTE]

I kept seeing their ads on STG so thought I would pop in to check it out. I was unimpressed. The therapist tried to overcharge me for a 30 min appointment (she asked 70 but its only 50). She accepted the 50 after I turned around to leave. In the room the massage was forgettable, little to no teasing. On the flip, only level 1 was offered and it was uninspired. I suppose on the good side she did take her top off for it which was cool and she had some great tits. But back to downside when we were done I said next time maybe we do more and she apologized for "no good English" which to me seemed like a gentle way of saying no more will be offered to me. I won't be going back.

[QUOTE=TheGuyThatShy;7221505]I kept seeing their ads on STG so thought I would pop in to check it out. I was unimpressed. The therapist tried to overcharge me for a 30 min appointment (she asked 70 but its only 50). She accepted the 50 after I turned around to leave. In the room the massage was forgettable, little to no teasing. On the flip, only level 1 was offered and it was uninspired. I suppose on the good side she did take her top off for it which was cool and she had some great tits. But back to downside when we were done I said next time maybe we do more and she apologized for "no good English" which to me seemed like a gentle way of saying no more will be offered to me. I won't be going back.[/QUOTE]My experience was different. No $$ issues... I paid the FS hhr cost up front. Got FS but it was pretty forgettable as well imo. Hopefully the Valley stops giving such a fuck and some more neon signs pop up as spring rolls around!

[QUOTE=Ryancp81;7225557]My experience was different. No $$ issues... I paid the FS hhr cost up front. Got FS but it was pretty forgettable as well imo. Hopefully the Valley stops giving such a fuck and some more neon signs pop up as spring rolls around![/QUOTE]If we are really looking down the barrel of an economic recession, I think the city is going to have a hard time keeping the pressure on landlords from renting out their properties to anything that will make them money. I don't know when that will happen though so in the meantime we here just need to make sure that we aren't overpaying for poor service just because our options are more limited. I think it may be time to check out some less reviewed spots around town, just see what the action is.

[QUOTE=BigTitLover65;7152195]Well folks, looks like the AMP scene in the Valley is dead. Discovered yesterday that Happy Day appears to no longer be open. Doors locked and no answer to their phone. Drove down Sprague and see that there are only a couple places left (Rose and New Massage Spa). I guess the fun is over, would someone please turn out the lights the party's over. If anyone has any intel on if Happy Day is truly closed please share.[/QUOTE]Anyone been to this place on Sprague east of Mcdonald? Only one standard RnT review from 2021 on RM. I'm guessing it's just a standard lackluster place since no reviews in years. I'll drive by later and see if it's even open but just curious.

I'm not going to go into my usual amount of detail on this report. Kiki is petite and attractive, however she is quite aware of the lack of options anymore and charges too much for what is on offer. Total lack of enthusiasm or interest from this provider even at her asking price. She leaves mid April.

Well tried March massage the one by zips. Talk about some oldies. Walked right out. Gave butterfly a try and only offering fun. So pretty boring in my opinion. Girl was cute but 40's.

[QUOTE=TheGuyThatShy;7225850]If we are really looking down the barrel of an economic recession, I think the city is going to have a hard time keeping the pressure on landlords from renting out their properties to anything that will make them money. I don't know when that will happen though so in the meantime we here just need to make sure that we aren't overpaying for poor service just because our options are more limited. I think it may be time to check out some less reviewed spots around town, just see what the action is.[/QUOTE]Haha. You just described 75% of male sugar dating. The simp army is massive. I agree with you though. I miss evergreen Iris could eat azz like a champ. Simps will save the women from recession. Man how this is like 1981. I read about it, ok. LOL.

Has anyone been here recently? It's very convenient as far as location but most reviews I've read are old and not great. If anyone has more recent information would love to know if it's at all worth my time for like an L1 or L2 visit.

[QUOTE=Ckhik41;7231253]Has anyone been here recently? It's very convenient as far as location but most reviews I've read are old and not great. If anyone has more recent information would love to know if it's at all worth my time for like an L1 or L2 visit.[/QUOTE]Best advice is to just check it out. Many folks right now are protecting their spots from ending up the same way as bliss and evergreen. I have not been to renue in a long time but I would not hold my breath that their doing any better now then back then. I see their ads on STG but that's no guarantee of anything worthwhile.

[QUOTE=PriceIsRight39;7229907]Haha. You just described 75% of male sugar dating. The simp army is massive. I agree with you though. I miss evergreen Iris could eat azz like a champ. Simps will save the women from recession. Man how this is like 1981. I read about it, ok. LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL I hear you. Some folks are always just thinking with the little head. After bliss and evergreen though, I wonder if my expectations have changed LOL. Since I have now experienced just how much $$ can get, it's hard to go back to lesser offerings.

Not sure what the name, of the place was. But a great time was had. Bea "pronounced Be-uh"was a solid 7, with a great body. 220 for an hr and FS. She got into it and was very accommodating. She made sure to stay busy til the hour was up. Gives me hope again, in such a dark time haha.

Happy hunting boys.

[QUOTE=DankMans;7233903]Not sure what the name, of the place was. But a great time was had. Bea "pronounced Be-uh"was a solid 7, with a great body. 220 for an hr and FS. She got into it and was very accommodating. She made sure to stay busy til the hour was up. Gives me hope again, in such a dark time haha.

Happy hunting boys.[/QUOTE]Already been a couple of posts about this location. Seems like a middle of the road type place between the likes of Happy Day and 56 (before it got evicted). Reviews are mixed. My experience was not exactly memorable, especially in comparison to other places that are now closed.

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[QUOTE=Ryancp81;7234829]Already been a couple of posts about this location. Seems like a middle of the road type place between the likes of Happy Day and 56 (before it got evicted). Reviews are mixed. My experience was not exactly memorable, especially in comparison to other places that are now closed.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9285-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7221505&viewfull=1#post7221505[/URL].[/QUOTE]Until others open, and that's not likely anytime soon, the poor service a low quality will continue. Don't tell the sugar babies the AMPs are gone or we're fucked!!

Dropped by the arwy place. Maybe a generous 6 face. Typical 40 ish fairly fit asian body maybe a 5-6. But! Great massage, awesome BBJ, around the world for the giddyup in a rain jacket. A great fit. Shallow so a nice extra rub on the end. Finished the way it started with lots of cupping and some gobble gobble action. A pleaalsant surprise. 2 for the time spent. Probably would've preferred an enthusiastic Goldie tbh. Had to see what's up tho. Tomorrow there will be two of them.

Probably worth it for the gobble gobble fans.