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[QUOTE=Benny2; 1293101]Made the mistake of falling for the bait & switch, went to her hotel in the low class section of town in NOVA, again. Had seen Alasia before and walked out before anything could occur, the funky smell coming from the bathroom and her equally nasty attitude, the neck twisting and turning, the Butch tone in her voice plus the * look in her eyes, turned me off plus she was wearing a hooded sweatshirt nothing sexy. When she was calling herself Alasia, she wasn't showing her face in he ad's. Now as Mz. Jasmine she is using someone body in the pic, I left once I realized it was the same person doing a bait & switch, sometimes different girls work in a team and use the same number or could even be a relative so I gave her the benefit of the doubt, not anymore! If more men would let these females know we aren't so stupid we know you aren't the same girl in the pic, they would be too embarassed to do it. I printed out the pic and showed her, this may be your face but someone elses body, She is about 5'5 and well over 200lbs. She gave me the room number across the hall from hers and once I got there she opened the door, I guess thats her screening method her pi's room. Church!

Mz. Jasmine.

707-397-5602

*Alasia* 707-397-5602 *

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[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=172801[/url][/QUOTE]I fell for this one too a couple of months ago but would not repeat. She doesn't want to do anything and won't let you go deep because she doesn't want her pussy beat up. LOL

Met up with Dawn while she was out by the landmark mall. Definitely not the girl in the picturee but she was friendly on the phone. She was offering a decent special so I decided to take the plunge. Short CBJ and then went to mish. I'd give her face a 5, body a 5, personality a 7. There are better out there but for her special, it wasn't the worst experience. If you have other options I'd recommend you pass. The review on the other board was accurate. I will not be repeating.

[QUOTE=Living Abroad; 1259262]Once I got there I called, only to find out she had decided to change hotels and was on her way to Alexandria. Or so she said. I have no reason to doubt her, but I was pissed anyways. Who does that? Sets up an appointment and then changes hotels?

[ATTACH=CONFIG]141516[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]They do that when the hotel catches on that they are working (ie too many people showing up walking through the lobby) and they are asked to leave or get reported to LE. Or LE sets up camp in the hotel parking lot scaring away any appointments they may have made.

So try not to be too hard on a provider who changed hotels, since she is keeping herself and YOU safe.

[QUOTE=IluvSmellyFish;1293425]Met up with Dawn while she was out by the landmark mall. Definitely not the girl in the picturee but she was friendly on the phone. She was offering a decent special so I decided to take the plunge. Short CBJ and then went to mish. I'd give her face a 5, body a 5, personality a 7. There are better out there but for her special, it wasn't the worst experience. If you have other options I'd recommend you pass. The review on the other board was accurate. I will not be repeating.[/QUOTE]But reviews become dated very quickly without enough info to make them searchable later.

Assuming you're talking about this Dawn: 304-940-0760

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I hear that! As fat as she is I am sure she has had kids and at some point the pussy was beat up doing childbirth. I beat it is funky, musty and smelly. LOL. I bet she won't even let her clients play or suck her breast, I thought she was rude, a *****!

[QUOTE=Warlock01;1293394]I fell for this one too a couple of months ago but would not repeat. She doesn't want to do anything and won't let you go deep because she doesn't want her pussy beat up. LOL[/QUOTE]

404-985-9747.

Brooke, Nicole, Hannah Montana, Karen, Michelle, Ariah, Arial, Mandy, and more.

I got a few Tineye hits on some of the ads, and others are clearly TGTBT. Oddly, some of the pix look "real," but with this much BS, why bother?

It could be a coincidence, but one of the fake pix was the same one used by Ashleey Anderson, who gave me one of the worst experiences I ever had.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1284485]It's getting harder to find legit girls on BP, let alone quality. Since I'm doing the research trying to find something good, I might as well post the results here.

On top of that, a lot of girls don't answer the phone (so much for ads that say "all night" and "24 hours") , or their phone manner is so ghetto / trashy, I'm spending twice as much time researching these days just trying to find someone decent to meet up with.[/QUOTE]Man, I feel you on that. It takes me a long time too, probably over an hour. But it "usually" pays off; I had seen Meloney's ads for weeks before contacting her and she turned out to be very disappointing. I appreciate the tineeye research guys, but I don't use it myself because I go by my own checklist. I size those pictures up like a super sleuth.

Another thing, after doing all the prep work and research, I used to be upset if the provider flaked out, or didn't answer, or had me waiting outside for more than 20 minutes. When it happens now, I think of it as them doing me a favor, and quickly move on. And if I can't contact them 10 minutes after our appointment time, I'm gone (or refer to my backups in the area). Yes, BP is as bad as Craigslist used to be. But my approach is offensive and not defensive. I'm not spending my hard earned $$$ until you meet MY standards.

Saw the ad (with no name) that suggested she was pregnant, although the pix said otherwise. Google turned up other ads saying she was pregnant, but also multiple names and pix (Ashley, Ashlei, Amanda, Lindsey) , as well as reviews saying "Ashley" used fake pix. Can't tell if it's multiple girls or just one with multiple personality disorder.

Called to do a little phone recon. She immediately asked if I wanted to come see her. When I said yes, and asked,"by the way, what's your name," she hung up on me. Tried to call back, and sent a few texts asking why she hung up, and got no response.

206-445-2691.

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Brief history, sometimes I'm into what most people call BBW, latinas, mixed, and exotic women. As long as they have a small waist and a nice ass and breasts.

With that being said, while I was headed towards Baltimore:

Have you ever heard of Kamia Maxx or Lovely Lyric? If not, you need to check them out!

I've seen mixed reviews about Kamia, but she went back to her home state for a few weeks anyway, however, here to take her place is Lovely.

Not only is Lovely curvy and sexy, but she's also nice and intelligent.

I believe that I've found one for my private stash, but I can't be greedy since we're working on here together.

PM me for more detail.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1294555]Saw the ad (with no name) that suggested she was pregnant, although the pix said otherwise. Google turned up other ads saying she was pregnant, but also multiple names and pix (Ashley, Ashlei, Amanda, Lindsey) , as well as reviews saying "Ashley" used fake pix. Can't tell if it's multiple girls or just one with multiple personality disorder.

Called to do a little phone recon. She immediately asked if I wanted to come see her. When I said yes, and asked,"by the way, what's your name," she hung up on me. Tried to call back, and sent a few texts asking why she hung up, and got no response.

206-445-2691.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/umm-5-o-addictive-new-cutie-with-smackable-booty-andprutruing-belly-23/6054759[/url][/QUOTE]I'm just curious in the event I may be an idiot. Where in the ad to which you linked does it intimate she's pregnant?

[QUOTE=Titleist4;1295226]I'm just curious in the event I may be an idiot. Where in the ad to which you linked does it intimate she's pregnant?[/QUOTE]Or a Biafran refugee. Either way, she can't spell.

The ads I found on Google from other cities saying "pickles and ice cream" were also clues.

Look at the headline of the BP ad: ¥uMM¥ °* 5+ °o•&9733; ©•° ADDICTIVE *NEW •&9733; ©CuTie WitH SMaCkABle BooTy! &PruTrUiNg BelLy*.23

This girl is sweet. Made me happy to be a man. She looks better in person. Check out the pics posted in the escorts board. I think if I would have seen this BP ad first I probably would have passed. However she came well recommended and I gave her a call. The neg: She has a bad manager coaching her (rules etc.). The Good, she is real, no hassle, sweet girl that likes to please. She was ready when she said she would be and great skills. As always YMMV. Seniors PM me for details. For the rest of you lurkers follow the link.

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I know it looked TGTB but I called anyway being curious and all.

Liara / Lyara

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No one answered but got a call back from another number 3057489502 which I googled and got these 2 cached ads (different names / age but same ad style)

Coco 28yo.

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[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1294555]Saw the ad (with no name) that suggested she was pregnant, although the pix said otherwise. Google turned up other ads saying she was pregnant, but also multiple names and pix (Ashley, Ashlei, Amanda, Lindsey) , as well as reviews saying "Ashley" used fake pix. Can't tell if it's multiple girls or just one with multiple personality disorder.

Called to do a little phone recon. She immediately asked if I wanted to come see her. When I said yes, and asked,"by the way, what's your name," she hung up on me. Tried to call back, and sent a few texts asking why she hung up, and got no response.

206-445-2691.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/umm-5-o-addictive-new-cutie-with-smackable-booty-andprutruing-belly-23/6054759[/url][/QUOTE]Finally connected everything with old ads in Google cache. She's been claiming to be pregnant for a long time, but only in about 1/3 of her ads. The consensus is that she's really just a fat slob.

818-577-6369

She also advertises as Stacy 213-220-9543.

Bad reviews all over the place under all names and phone numbers.

The number of girls I've called with atrocious phone manners is amazing even to a cynical, jaded hobbyist like myself. It's never been this bad.

Called Heaven earlier, she said she does 80/15. Called back a few hours later and reminded her we spoke earlier, and she quoted me 100/30. I said I was interested in the 15 session we talked about. She replied that she doesn't do them late at night, and, disappointed, I said "oh, really?" She answered "really," and hung up.

Would it have killed her to say "sorry, call me tomorrow," or "why not come by for the half hour, it'll be worth it," or at least "good night?" Any one of the three, and I would have called her back another time.

So much for the "SUPER SWEET" and "FRIENDLY" personality she claims in her ads.

By the way, claims she's "Cereo, filiphino, indiAn" but in other ads around the country, claims she's "LATINA, Portegues, Itlain, Cereo," whatever that is. To top it off, her ads on a west coast red site have entirely different pictures of a black girl. Same name, same phone, same remedial spelling and grammar.

The more I dig, the more I find.

I'm glad she showed me how rude she is before I wasted a trip, or worse.

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