Massage Parlor Reports

Good for you. As soon as that BS starts its a bone killer and I get dressed and they get tipped for the massage.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2678777]They sure do.

That said. Like the poster below, I had an unusual (not good) experience at Yun these past couple days. I drew Jennifer, very obviously younger than most of the Yun providers, good looking but by no means a 10 on the Richter scale... and very Americanized. She was very friendly, chatty and talkative. On the flip she just held her hands out for expectantly for some cash. I got up and gave her my standard $. 2 for FS. She counted it and said, "where's the rest?" I told her I am there frequently, and this is what I always pay. She asked if I had more, I said no, since this is what I always pay, this is exactly what I brought.

After a minimum of 30 seconds of slightly uncomfortable (because of my state of undress and rapidly shrinking Diavolo) silence, I finally said "it's OK, maybe next time" and took my money back. She offered CBJ for $ and I laughed. Then she offered a manual retrieval and I offered $40, which she accepted. As I dressed to go, she began to explain to me why she wanted more and I just looked at her, smiled, and said in my sweetest tone, "It's OK, you don't owe me any explanations. ".

If you draw this girl, she's going to want $140 minimum for FS and won't back down. Neither should any monger, from the max of $120 - just my 2c on that, you can pay whatever you want, of course. I doubt she'll be here long. It's a shame, because I like having younger providers now and then, but they seem to often want more for their services than their older, more experienced counterparts. I guess it's a trade off. Pay more for younger, better looking, entitled young ladies, or pay a little less for older, less attractive, but much more skilled and grateful service.[/QUOTE]

I went to Lux 2 weeks ago. My experience differs greatly from the recent reviews. I drew Sheri. Cute girl. Body was 9 with the sexy skimpy outfit on, but fell to a 7 when it came off. TS was very good. Massage was above average. What suprised me is that there were no negotiations whatsoever. She just asked what I wanted and preformed well. She was very happy with the tip I gave at the end. (2). She even told mammasan that I was a very nice man on the way out.

Lux in Buffalo Grove.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2674723]You know, I've been to Lux 3 times over the last 4 years. First time I showed up around 11 AM on a Saturday and the mammasan gave me a dressing down for showing up so early. And I thought they'd appreciate a little morning business, or maybe they are so flush with cash they had no place to put mine. So I write it off.

But then I'm reading this forum and you guys are telling me how great it is, with the girls with big bolt on cans and all the rest. So I go back and get treated better than the first time, but it was nothing to brag about. I write it off again.

Back on this forum you guys are telling me that it is better than Yun or Sky One (which I'd also written off because of the constant demands for bigger tips) and I try it again. So I go and the MT was nice and friendly but she wanted to inspect my license, insurance card, library card, blood donors card, Mickey Mouse Fan Club card, all before I could get anything special at all. And then it wasn't that special.

Split personality? Is Lux the Sybil of AMPs?[/QUOTE]I headed over to Lux at 12:30 today. Rang the bell. Nothing. Waited 5 minutes. Rang the bell again. Waited 8 minutes. Nothing. Heard something going on inside but nobody around. I left at that point. Far too many places that may be better than this place. Could it be over for the Lux?

Which brings me to this rant of sorts. Most AMPs make customer service interaction from Comcast appear to be an A+++ experience. Even the AMPs I've been to a few times are hit and miss, from the same MT. Of course, if english is barely spoken and understood, how can it not be a difficult experience? If an AMP wanted to be a real game changer, focusing on the customer service aspects of the massage and the rest of the interactions would keep a lot of mongers coming back. We all know (or should know) that it's only about the money. They want our money. They could treat folks better. That's all. And maybe we would feel we were getting something for the money we choose to spent.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2678777]They sure do.

That said. Like the poster below, I had an unusual (not good) experience at Yun these past couple days. I drew Jennifer, very obviously younger than most of the Yun providers, good looking but by no means a 10 on the Richter scale... and very Americanized. She was very friendly, chatty and talkative. On the flip she just held her hands out for expectantly for some cash. I got up and gave her my standard $. 2 for FS. She counted it and said, "where's the rest?" I told her I am there frequently, and this is what I always pay. She asked if I had more, I said no, since this is what I always pay, this is exactly what I brought.

After a minimum of 30 seconds of slightly uncomfortable (because of my state of undress and rapidly shrinking Diavolo) silence, I finally said "it's OK, maybe next time" and took my money back. She offered CBJ for $ and I laughed. Then she offered a manual retrieval and I offered $40, which she accepted. As I dressed to go, she began to explain to me why she wanted more and I just looked at her, smiled, and said in my sweetest tone, "It's OK, you don't owe me any explanations. ".

If you draw this girl, she's going to want $140 minimum for FS and won't back down. Neither should any monger, from the max of $120 - just my 2c on that, you can pay whatever you want, of course. I doubt she'll be here long. It's a shame, because I like having younger providers now and then, but they seem to often want more for their services than their older, more experienced counterparts. I guess it's a trade off. Pay more for younger, better looking, entitled young ladies, or pay a little less for older, less attractive, but much more skilled and grateful service.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience happen to me once. Not at Yun, it was another AMP far South. I asked for the donation back so I could count it and then just put it back in my pocket and started to get dressed. She got the hint very quickly but for me it was to late. Having been to Yun many times I would have asked for the donation back and then asked to speak to the Mamasan. I would not have given her the satisfaction of earning any amount of tip at that point.

I agree. I cannot believe these places stay open with some of the dimwits they have working there. I made an appointment the day before at an AMP with a lady I've given a lot of business.

She calls me the day of when I was almost there and asks me to come an hour later because her first appointment was late. She told me later he is always late. So I say to her since you know he is always late why did you make an appointment with me at that time? Dumb as she is she did not know. So I said ok then you pay some of the house fee to make up for it.

She said no. Poor customer service. But I've come to a realize a lot of them just don't care and its a losing battle.



[QUOTE=SaMitch0312;2679908]Lux in Buffalo Grove.

I headed over to Lux at 12:30 today. Rang the bell. Nothing. Waited 5 minutes. Rang the bell again. Waited 8 minutes. Nothing. Heard something going on inside but nobody around. I left at that point. Far too many places that may be better than this place. Could it be over for the Lux?

Which brings me to this rant of sorts. Most AMPs make customer service interaction from Comcast appear to be an A+++ experience. Even the AMPs I've been to a few times are hit and miss, from the same MT. Of course, if english is barely spoken and understood, how can it not be a difficult experience? If an AMP wanted to be a real game changer, focusing on the customer service aspects of the massage and the rest of the interactions would keep a lot of mongers coming back. We all know (or should know) that it's only about the money. They want our money. They could treat folks better. That's all. And maybe we would feel we were getting something for the money we choose to spent.[/QUOTE]

I've been on both sides of the situation, so normally I try to call first. Imagine you are on the table with your MT and she has to jump off the table, put her clothes on to answer the door. And then tell you to come back because they are busy. I would say it is better "customer service" to help the guy on the table first. But, I also agree with DMichaels. They are not Rocket Scientists. And they don't often understand, or care about service. I've had times when I had to wait because they took a walk-in right before me. Pisses me off to say the least. I've used WeChat to make appointments only to find out the MT forgot to tell the MS she had me coming. Yeah usually the MS is there to handle incoming clients. But maybe she was also serving a customer. There is no good solution. I try to see girls I know well for quality time on their day off. And when possible, try to call and be the first appointment of the day. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaMitch0312;2679908]Lux in Buffalo Grove.

I headed over to Lux at 12:30 today. Rang the bell. Nothing. Waited 5 minutes. Rang the bell again. Waited 8 minutes. Nothing. Heard something going on inside but nobody around. I left at that point. Far too many places that may be better than this place. Could it be over for the Lux?

Which brings me to this rant of sorts. Most AMPs make customer service interaction from Comcast appear to be an A+++ experience. Even the AMPs I've been to a few times are hit and miss, from the same MT. Of course, if english is barely spoken and understood, how can it not be a difficult experience? If an AMP wanted to be a real game changer, focusing on the customer service aspects of the massage and the rest of the interactions would keep a lot of mongers coming back. We all know (or should know) that it's only about the money. They want our money. They could treat folks better. That's all. And maybe we would feel we were getting something for the money we choose to spent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2681024]I've been on both sides of the situation, so normally I try to call first. Imagine you are on the table with your MT and she has to jump off the table, put her clothes on to answer the door. And then tell you to come back because they are busy. I would say it is better "customer service" to help the guy on the table first. But, I also agree with DMichaels. They are not Rocket Scientists. And they don't often understand, or care about service. I've had times when I had to wait because they took a walk-in right before me. Pisses me off to say the least. I've used WeChat to make appointments only to find out the MT forgot to tell the MS she had me coming. Yeah usually the MS is there to handle incoming clients. But maybe she was also serving a customer. There is no good solution. I try to see girls I know well for quality time on their day off. And when possible, try to call and be the first appointment of the day. Bob.[/QUOTE]That's why I prefer a place that has a mamasan. She can be as old as the mountains for all I care. She's there to answer the door, answer the phone, take care of the girls, clean up the place if it's too busy for the girls to do it. If the place rotates the girls often, at least the mamasan knows you and can vouch for you to the new girls. I really hate to go to a place where the girls know me to be a solid, tipping monger, and then find them all gone and you have to play Getting To Know You all over again.

And to be quite blunt about it, I think the mamasan makes for a happier place.

But what I've seen over the last few years is the disappearing mamasan. I suppose it's a cost cutting measure. But I've been to spas that not only had no mamasan, but only had one girl working as well. I once asked the girl wasn't she worried, being all alone, servicing the guys and the front door wasn't even secured. All she said was if it got busy she would call for other girls.

Here's to the mamasans.

[QUOTE=MrLittle;2679512] She was very happy with the tip I gave at the end. (2). [/QUOTE]Not clear how much tip you gave her, not sure what abbrev convention you are using there.

I've gotten used to no mamasans. I can't say it is always the case, but the Chinese places in the 'burbs often do not have mamasans. Sometimes they have a couple girls with one in charge. A couple places have onsite owners. Jun and Anna's, for example. Anna is hanging out at her new place in Mundelein. My friend Lucy has a place on LaGrange Rd in LaGrange. But she is not really the owner. She once told me when she gets her own place she will get a camera and a couple girls. Actually, all the Chinese places have a lobby camera. The idea is to count the customers vs the cash. Also, to make sure the girls are safe and don't freelance. The "Foot Massage" places operate on a totally different model. Always have a staff running the front desk.

I do agree, though, Mamasans are helpful on many different levels. I made friends with a couple. I get massages, etc. From one in her home. Usually before work. Bob.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2681709]That's why I prefer a place that has a mamasan. She can be as old as the mountains for all I care. She's there to answer the door, answer the phone, take care of the girls, clean up the place if it's too busy for the girls to do it. If the place rotates the girls often, at least the mamasan knows you and can vouch for you to the new girls. I really hate to go to a place where the girls know me to be a solid, tipping monger, and then find them all gone and you have to play Getting To Know You all over again.

And to be quite blunt about it, I think the mamasan makes for a happier place.

But what I've seen over the last few years is the disappearing mamasan. I suppose it's a cost cutting measure. But I've been to spas that not only had no mamasan, but only had one girl working as well. I once asked the girl wasn't she worried, being all alone, servicing the guys and the front door wasn't even secured. All she said was if it got busy she would call for other girls.

Here's to the mamasans.[/QUOTE]

LUX has a MMS, maybe 2. Last time I was there they were busy so MMS gave me the TS. Honestly she was not bad looking but she was dressed with heavy sweatshirt, winter pants and Water proof shoes. LOL.

I took myself out of the sauna and went back to room. She pops in and says if your cold I can get you a blanket.

So I hope they did not answer the door because they were taking care of the customers. That would be the right thing to do.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2681806]I've gotten used to no mamasans. I can't say it is always the case, but the Chinese places in the 'burbs often do not have mamasans. Sometimes they have a couple girls with one in charge. A couple places have onsite owners. Jun and Anna's, for example. Anna is hanging out at her new place in Mundelein. My friend Lucy has a place on LaGrange Rd in LaGrange. But she is not really the owner. She once told me when she gets her own place she will get a camera and a couple girls. Actually, all the Chinese places have a lobby camera. The idea is to count the customers vs the cash. Also, to make sure the girls are safe and don't freelance. The "Foot Massage" places operate on a totally different model. Always have a staff running the front desk.

I do agree, though, Mamasans are helpful on many different levels. I made friends with a couple. I get massages, etc. From one in her home. Usually before work. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2678777]They sure do.

That said. Like the poster below, I had an unusual (not good) experience at Yun these past couple days. I drew Jennifer, very obviously younger than most of the Yun providers, good looking but by no means a 10 on the Richter scale... and very Americanized. She was very friendly, chatty and talkative. On the flip she just held her hands out for expectantly for some cash. I got up and gave her my standard $. 2 for FS. She counted it and said, "where's the rest?" I told her I am there frequently, and this is what I always pay. She asked if I had more, I said no, since this is what I always pay, this is exactly what I brought.

After a minimum of 30 seconds of slightly uncomfortable (because of my state of undress and rapidly shrinking Diavolo) silence, I finally said "it's OK, maybe next time" and took my money back. She offered CBJ for $ and I laughed. Then she offered a manual retrieval and I offered $40, which she accepted. As I dressed to go, she began to explain to me why she wanted more and I just looked at her, smiled, and said in my sweetest tone, "It's OK, you don't owe me any explanations. ".

If you draw this girl, she's going to want $140 minimum for FS and won't back down. Neither should any monger, from the max of $120 - just my 2c on that, you can pay whatever you want, of course. I doubt she'll be here long. It's a shame, because I like having younger providers now and then, but they seem to often want more for their services than their older, more experienced counterparts. I guess it's a trade off. Pay more for younger, better looking, entitled young ladies, or pay a little less for older, less attractive, but much more skilled and grateful service.[/QUOTE]I posted a while ago about this place. Had a great experience. But, the door was. 7 and I only brought 1. 6 since that is Apartment rate. Gave her the remaining. 9 and she asked for more. Said that is all I had. She offered lesser service and I refused. After spending all of the time with me, to end up with not tip didn't seem a good option to her so she agreed to FS and the fun began.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2678777]They sure do.

That said. Like the poster below, I had an unusual (not good) experience at Yun these past couple days. I drew Jennifer, very obviously younger than most of the Yun providers, good looking but by no means a 10 on the Richter scale... and very Americanized. She was very friendly, chatty and talkative. On the flip she just held her hands out for expectantly for some cash. I got up and gave her my standard $. 2 for FS. She counted it and said, "where's the rest?" I told her I am there frequently, and this is what I always pay. She asked if I had more, I said no, since this is what I always pay, this is exactly what I brought.

After a minimum of 30 seconds of slightly uncomfortable (because of my state of undress and rapidly shrinking Diavolo) silence, I finally said "it's OK, maybe next time" and took my money back. She offered CBJ for $ and I laughed. Then she offered a manual retrieval and I offered $40, which she accepted. As I dressed to go, she began to explain to me why she wanted more and I just looked at her, smiled, and said in my sweetest tone, "It's OK, you don't owe me any explanations. ".

If you draw this girl, she's going to want $140 minimum for FS and won't back down. Neither should any monger, from the max of $120 - just my 2c on that, you can pay whatever you want, of course. I doubt she'll be here long. It's a shame, because I like having younger providers now and then, but they seem to often want more for their services than their older, more experienced counterparts. I guess it's a trade off. Pay more for younger, better looking, entitled young ladies, or pay a little less for older, less attractive, but much more skilled and grateful service.[/QUOTE]They got a "younger one" at a spa I visit from time to time. Hit the jackpot with her. Nice slim body with all the right curves. Her massage however was crap and I knew the upsell was coming. Offered her $ because that's what I pay there and it's want I would pay for her half hearted massage. She wanted more and when I asked why she said because she was younger. I said never mind and prepared to walk. I told her that's what I pay. She finally agreed of coarse. I said of OK, better next time. I don't mind paying for extra service and might have thrown her a bone. Well I did give her the bone. But her service was not good. Next time I go back I'll request the other new girl.

I've been to too many places that have younger girls than her who have better attitudes and earn their money. And a 20 why / o who is willing to please beats a 35 why / o Korean with a bad attitude any day. I wasn't upset. I'm just experienced at this game.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2681724]Not clear how much tip you gave her, not sure what abbrev convention you are using there.[/QUOTE]I don't know how that got posted. Supposed to be 120.

I returned to YUN after a 2 year hiatus. There were 2 girls working. One with a better looking face and one with a better looking body. I drew the one with the better looking body.

Probably on my top 5 TS's of all time with an intense rectal cleaning. I was like helllllllllllllllooo. WTF.

Anyway back in the room I told her I wanted a hard massage. She used coconut oil and delivered the flagship YUN kick ass massage that I remembered.

On the flip she asked what else I wanted and proceeded with a very good finish, would give Dyson a run for its money.

She was very quiet, did not say too much, laid back but pleasant lady.

Her name is in the title of this report.

OK so is her name Morning or Cup or Of or Joe?

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2685215]I returned to YUN after a 2 year hiatus. There were 2 girls working. One with a better looking face and one with a better looking body. I drew the one with the better looking body.

Probably on my top 5 TS's of all time with an intense rectal cleaning. I was like helllllllllllllllooo. WTF.

Anyway back in the room I told her I wanted a hard massage. She used coconut oil and delivered the flagship YUN kick ass massage that I remembered.

On the flip she asked what else I wanted and proceeded with a very good finish, would give Dyson a run for its money.

She was very quiet, did not say too much, laid back but pleasant lady.

Her name is in the title of this report.[/QUOTE]