Strip Club Reports

Wow. Just moved here from honolulu looking for the ladies. The CS in tucson sounds like the place to be. What is the best time to go and how much cash should I bring. Also love petite asian and latinas. Thanks

[QUOTE=Kirstyforme]Not that SH needs anyone to back him up on this but let me also state for the record that Selena's very, very nice breasts are enhanced. For the record they are expertly done but she will even admit to them being enhanced if you ask.

I can also give a whole-hearted recommendation for Selena. She truly is a gem (appropriate characterization this time of year, lol). My only warning is as SH mentions - watch your heart as you'll be further in love with each dance![/QUOTE]Yes, Selena is certainly a great lady in many ways. As an exampled: during one of our visits together, she discovered that I needed a ride back to my vehicle that I'd dropped off to get repaired. TOTALLY unsolicated by me, she stated that she was about to leave for the day and would drop me off. I was shocked! Why would someone go out of their way to give a relative-stranger help? During the ride we discussed several topics. She is quite an interesting gal. The only thing nicer than those breast of hers is the TRULY kind and generious heart that hides behind them.

Another lady that I've grown to like on a personal bases is Rickie. She is also very nice, and not mentioned often enough within these pages. Probably for the same reason that SH stated w/re to Selina. Many of us secretly want them all to our selves.

CL

I am in preparation for my SC reports. Due to the total insanity I have observed in VIP I have decided (after conferring with SH) that my reports will be aimed at reporting accurately, yet not naming names of any "extras" dancer. Legitimate contributing members may PM for the keys to the club.

Here is the deal, If I name a dancers name, then she provided a no-extras session (MMMHV). Extras dancers will be referred to as "Dancer n" rather than exposing her name or even her initials. I mean, fortunately there are like four dancers whose stage name begins with the infamous "D," but what about the girl with a less popular first initial?

I will end this post at that because I am now writing a scarce two hours after finishing my last VIP-and I am physically mentally and emotionally trashed. OMFG

LL

BTW-SaltPeewood Welcome, but put your reading glasses on. The information you seek is posted here. Try starting at the beginning of 2007 and reading forward to the present.

[QUOTE=Salparadisewoo]Wow. Just moved here from honolulu looking for the ladies. The CS in tucson sounds like the place to be. What is the best time to go and how much cash should I bring. Also love petite asian and latinas. Thanks[/QUOTE]

Any newbie can begin their education by reading these three posts:

Sexhobbyist's Guide to Strip Clubs, part 1: The Dancers [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4191&page=47&pp=15&highlight=sexhobbyist%27s+guide[/url]

Sexhobbyist's Guide to Strip Clubs, part 2: The Customers [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4191&page=46&pp=15&highlight=sexhobbyist%27s+guide[/url]

Sexhobbyist's Guide to Strip Clubs, part 3: Advanced Subjects [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4191&page=46&pp=15&highlight=sexhobbyist%27s+guide[/url]

After reading these posts, then come back with any questions. Consider it basic training.
Sexhobbyist

Yesterday was athe capstone of a great weekend. And, as I see from the earlier posts, not without drama! I, of course, ran out of money before most of this happened. I blame my favorite girls for doing such a fantatic job. I had the distinct pleasure of finally meeting sweet Amie in person. I have to say that if there would have been anything left of that guy and his big mouth (reference below), I probably would have been jumped in too. Amie is a doll and just plain fun to talk to. Fester, we are all jealous. But earlier that day, once again, my favorite girl did not disappoint. I have to say she is the epitome of MILF. And it is very difficult for a so-so looking guy with limited skills to say no such a lady. Escpecially when she offers. I have to echo my man's post below, Selena is a peach. I have not had a dance from her in a while but she is probably the hottest latina I have ever gotten a dance from, period. Out of my league, but dreams do happen. Love the clubs and must sell some blood to hit them again before the weekend.

I am such a bad boy.

Tonight, at a local SC, I met a SYT, an extremely gorgeous Latina. Prettiest face you ever saw. She seemed somewhat pervertable, so I got her to try something new.

Insofar as she seemed both fascinated and reluctant to try some BDSM lite, I had her pinching and biting my nipples harder and harder. She'd do it and then sort of recoil, as if to say, "I can't believe I did that! " I guess she couldn't help herself.

You should see the marks.

D

Gentlemen,

Thank you for the replyies and homework assignments. I am knee deep in my basic training and enjoying all of the useful information. I appreciate the help. Aloha.

I think it's great that so many of you respect and like my wife. She is Fo' Sho' Top shelf, There is no other like her. I hope all of you get a chance to meet her in person sometime.

I was reading some older posts and someone was talking about NEVER DATE A DANCER! How could you not want to date Amie?

YES, I am a lucky man.

Got my sc cherry poped today. The first two times in the past couple weeks did not work out too good, but the third was the charm. I had no idea this lady would be up for that sort of thing, until she asked if she could do whatever she wanted.

As always i never ask, i wait until they suggest something. A tip for the noobs would be too try the subtle ones as opposed to the ladies who just flat out say wana &%#@. Usually more enjoyable that way. ymmv of course.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Dude...take it from someone who's known Selena for eight years or longer; her breasts are surgically enhanced. Trust me. I know these things. Yes, they are perfectly sculpted and they look terrific on her gorgeous body, but they are not natural.

Speaking of Selena, allow me to put in a good word for her. She is one of the most attractive Latina women you'll ever see. She defines the words "hot Hispanic." She takes care of herself by working out every day, eating right, and working hard. I can vouch for the fact that everything else about her is all natural—and elegantly attractive. All of it. Every inch.

Selena is rarely mentioned on this forum because nobody wants to reveal their dirty little secret—all the mongers want to keep her for themselves. I am particularly close to her (keep your mind out of the gutter; this isn't that kind of review) and I see how her customers are in a fantasy world when they are with her; many secretly in love, I'm sure.

Senior members can PM me for her ranking on my list and my recommendation about the luscious Selena.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

If they're enhanced as you say, and I've no reason to doubt you, then she has the best boob job I've ever seen. They looked and felt real. Up until now I've thought I could ALWAYS spot an enhanced pair, but I sit corrected.

I'm more of an ass man anyway and paid more attention to her back end. At any rate, she certainly showed me a good time.

Be safe and have fun.

[QUOTE=Tanked]Don't feel like a preacher, you are just protecting your interests.[/QUOTE]

They are OUR interests.
Sexhobbyist

"They are OUR interests." SH, you are a class act. I guess we must all share responsibility for the health of the hobby.

Be safe my brothers!

Hello all. I got back in town yesterday and am just getting the chance to log on and check the site. I read the posts and I just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome. I'll be back to work at CS tomorrow and look forward to meeting new friends and spending time with the good ones.

I spent several hours at CS this afternoon. Once again, I MUST emphasize just how great Christina and Rickie both are. These ladies really are a lot of fun just to hangout with, both in or out of the VIP. They both are very personable and have tons of interesting stories to share. PLUS, they both are VERY sexy, beautiful, and the quintessential professional.

Dropped in around 1 pm and spent the whole afternoon. The VIP was SRO for quite a while in the early afternoon.

Several ladies offered to dance before I got my first drink, but I said, "Later, maybe." One of them was a cute, young latina with just the right amount of baby fat and a bit of an accent. She seemed to be sitting by the DJ booth and not circulating. So, after a while, I walked over and invited her to come visit. She was very nice from the get-go so, after a few dances we headed to the VIP, where she was even nicer. She very early on had a higher dance count than I did, but was very entertaining, so I just figured that she had worked her tip in. Seemed a bit shy about certain things, but tried very hard to please. We were both happy by the time we finished up.

I thought I'd just hang out and recover and maybe get a few mellow table dances eventually before going home, but along came a cute blonde spinner whom I'd tipped on stage a long time before. She'd been looking for me while I was busy in the VIP, and she finally found me, just as she was coming back from a smoke break. Stevie is one classy lady. When I asked her to dance, she said she'd like to get rid of the smoke smell first, which I really appreciated. She is such a pleasant person, and her table dances were so very nice, I kept her around for a long time, until she had to go on stage, and asked her to go to the VIP later.

After her stage appearances, Stevie went to wash her hands before heading to the VIP (I wish every dancer did that). The VIP experience was friendly and mellow, and I enjoyed her delightful company so much I didn't want to leave. I ended up spending way too much money, but she's just such a sweetie. Dorothy Parker was wrong (about glasses, that is).

Among all the dancers I've ever met over the years, Stevie stands out for her intelligence, friendliness, and great personality. Maybe that's not what some guys go to a SC for, but it's their loss.

D