Had by a stripper - outside the club
First with some background info.
I consider myself pretty experienced when it comes with dealing with money and SW/strippers. I've paid anywhere from $7 for a quick HJ from a SW to $200+ at a strip club (over the course of several hours though).
Anyways, normal day just got off work. Drive past PJs or PTs whatever its called now off the palmetto 122nd. Sometimes I catch a glimpse of an early shift getting off and heading home in their cars. This time however I saw one on the phone walking down the street with gym bag in head. Me being the concerned patron I am I swing a U-turn and offer a ride.
Shes on the phone so it takes her a few to finish her conversation in the broken Argentinian she was speaking. Then she hops into the car. She is all liquor'd up and tells me she needs a ride to the conchita bus stop since she lives in Aventura and connects to 3 buses on the way there. No problem. She confirms she just left the club and was on her way home. I start with her legs and ask her if she wants some extra money. At first she says oh no thats ok. But then as I inch closer to the honey pot with my right hand she says how much do you have. Left hand goes to grab the money while right hand is all up in there underneath the clothes. I hand her over two jacksons she sticks them in her bag and starts to play nicely (or so I thought). I go for the fun bags (fake but very nice) while taking out the wood. She plays with jr for a little bit and then I motion to give me a BJ. She says no way jose (all this is still in spanish). I try pushing a little bit since strippers tend to be reluctant in SW situations (more on that on a later report) but ultimately end up with a good experience. She keeps insisting she won't while still stroking and spitting for lube while mentioning it'll be $. 00 for that.
At that point I'm like fine might as well get a hand job out of this. So I reach for the jimmy since I don't want to shampoo my car after the canon explodes and she freaks out thinking I'm still pushing for more. Starts saying all these things and bolts out of the car. At this point I just wanted to cut my loses so I let her be while she dashes inside a Goodwill (irony right there).
Anyways. I didn't catch her name but she has a very strong argentinian accent and has either a birthmark or highlights infront of her hair. I figured I didn't come out that bad just excluding the part where the HJ wasnt finished off (comparing to club pricing). I have a few lady friends at the club so I'm sure we'll meet again under more favorable conditions.
Might have tits but . . .
I would not be surprised to find johnson there too.
Nemo
Bums can be "bulldykes" too
[QUOTE=Glenn61]I saw this homeless woman next to I-95 and Pembroke. When I first saw her I thought she was a man,,having a very masculine face.,,,but then I see the tits.
You know this b1tch has had a tough life,,,I think even BigLou would turn her down.............. :D[/QUOTE]Equal opportunity and American freedom dictates that even hideous bulldykes are entitled to be beggars and vagrants if they so choose.
Your freedom dictates your choice to put a dollar in their cup or avert your eyes at the sight of this hideous beggar, or not.
Actually I agree with you Glenn.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]Really....?
Can you show me the founding document or amendment that guarantees beggars the right to pan handle...?
Because I thought that vagrancy, loitering and begging were generally outlawed through local by-laws.
If beggar's rights were guaranteed by law, then so would street Walker's and wh0re-monger's rights be guaranteed also.
I think your idea of equal is warped................... :D[/QUOTE]Actually I agree with you Glenn.
If bums and vagrants were harassed more (made to move on and arrested) by police, there would be a lot less of them. Instead, do-gooders and liberals social programs encourage them by offering them food, clothing and shelter. The result is that their numbers grow and they become more aggressive.
What I really meant was, that if she (it) was so hideous, you don't have to look at her(it) (let alone take and post her(it's) photograph). But I do understand the fascination with with looking at freaks. After all, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Baily earned a good living by putting freaks on display. Unfortunately, the do-gooders and social engineers have put an end to that, and now many of the hideous freaks have lost that avenue of employment.
Even though I have been a monger for most of my life, I do not believe in legalizing prostitution. Just like bums and vagrants, hookers and mongers are scarred emotionally and spiritually, and should not be encouraged.
But alas, I have my weaknesses and compulsions and love nothing more than the hunt for a gorgeous hooker who is just as mentally and spiritually screwed up as me. There is nothing that I would rather do with my time than search for the perfect hooker while listening to conservative talk radio shows, besides reading your reports, where I can see some of the women who I have known (in the biblical sense, of course).
Am I a hypocrite? Maybe, but an honest one.
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Visited Miami--Fun and Trouble on 79th Street
I was visiting Miami for the last few days. As a lover of Black BBW, I checked out 79th Street and the Take One Lounge. LOVED the Lounge, beautiful dancers, very friendly, no service beyond lap dances, though.
However, I had three very disconcerting experiences in a very short period of time. First, I saw what appeared to be a gorgeous bbw near the Chevron close to the freeway. She got in my car, I touched her HUGE boob, and it was ROCK hard. Clearly a GUY! I asked her to get out of the car, but she insisted on at least $10 for "wasting her time." Then, at another corner there were three GORGEOUS girls, with huge asses, just what i was looking for. I went around the block, pulled up near them, and a black SUV with tinted windows screeched up and a cop rolled down his window and said, "Get out of here!!" I did not argue. THEN, the next morning I picked up a somewhat passable, older black lady on 7th Ave near 79th. We pulled over to talk in the neighborhood, and a police cruiser pulled up and asked for my driver's license and ran my rented car's plates. I was scared stiff. Without explanation, he handed back my license, harassed the lady a little, and then left.
So I have a few questions for you natives of Miami:
1) Is it always so dangerous to pick up BSW's on 79th street? If so, any other suggestions?
2) Does Florida law allow you to be arrested for simply picking up a SW?
3) I also noticed two other clubs that were closed at the time I saw them: The "Cat" and the "Foxy Lady." Are they any good?
4) Besides 79th Street, are there any other "hot spots" where lots of SW's can be found?
Thanks, guys. I LOVE your city. Had a great time, especially at the Stonewall Lounge on the other side of town. I hope to return ASAP
Near Bottoms Up strip Club
Late last night around 1am I was cruising a new area and found a nice latina named Fiorella on SW 8th St in Coral Gables. She was about a 7 in looks, 7 in service. .3 for bbbjcim First time in the area late at night and was surprisingly pleased with what I saw. I was gonna check out the Bottom's Up strip club but got side tracked. Fiorella didn't speak much english. I gave visual of what I wanted and showed her how much I had. She was about 5'4" very long black hair to mid back. light skinned, B cups which I got to suck on briefly before my attention. I will be looking in that area again soon when some funds free up.
On a side note, I am in Doral a lot and noticed some good reviews on the latin massage parlors. I will hopefully be able to shed some light on them soon as well.
Be safe
Interesting Info and 54 Street Action
#1 in a post on the FT. MYERS section on 10-21 by Rayray87 he wrote this about Ft. Lauderdale Action (I am not sure if he is referring to Massage or Escort):
In Broward county where I work 3 times a week no paronia there, LE has bigger fish to fry. Speaking of Lauderdale there is a Latin House on 17th and US 1 of gorgeous women Colombian, Venezuelan, Brasilians all for 70 roses they used to be 100 but cut their prices because the economy sux azz.
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the only problem with the ft. myers guys is that there was a huge sting that I actually first saw on CNN then I went to the section to see what happened. The Craigslist girl went on TV and create a firestorm by mentioning this site and others like it. SO the ft. myers guys are alittle paranoid to give out PM info., But more established members can try.
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#2 54th street = east of 95 to NW 2nd
This is an area (Little Haiti) that I always found a few sw walking around. I have had some favorites there over the years. Over the past week, around 2pm each day as I was driving through, on the way to work I noticed the usual section= 1st main right after the 95 heading east to be very busy. They usually stand against the wall or sit at the busstop. One of my all time favorites, a 38ddd women who loved russian was found there a few weeks ago.
On Thursday there were about 4 sw's looked like they plucked from storm ridden Gonavies Haiti.
I have found through investigating the surrounding area that there is a semi crackhouse type of thing going on one block in. When you get to that first right= not sure the street name, but it goes all the way to the fashion district and 20th street. As soon as you make the right, make an immediate left. After you turn that corner and are heading east again you will see a few guys oddly walking around or standing up against the fence of the house. There maybe some sw walking around there as well. There is alot of garbage and grass areas you can park and observe for a few minutes.
You can always roll down you window and ask the- kind soul brother if he knows where to find some pussy and prime?
The way NW 2nd ave is set up is also good for SW's. Keep in mind you will only find BSW and alot of the time they are Haitian. Most of the SW's in this area are good for the Pink House, but a frozen dinner and shower at your place is not recommend.
On NW 2nd from 71st to 65th street is good. There is another pink house type of thing on the residential street that runs parrel to the west between about 65-64th street. It a two story house that the SW's know. I am not sure the exact address.
Around 65th Street to 59th your inside the two School zones and there is alot more LE activity. Also it is sometimes hard to tell what is going on the way the students look at you as your driving through.
On that note, in this area I have found that almost every woman walking along gives the LOOK. It may be possible to find some non pro action as well. Maybe it is because I am white and they need a way out?
58th through 36th is more hit or miss, however you can usually spot some activity on the approach to 36th street a couple of blocks before the overpass while on NW 2nd.
I hate 79th street, between the tranny's, Drug Dealers, and all the LE in Altimas and Mustangs it drives me crazy. If your doing the 79th to NE 2nd to 17th Street = L shaped drive, think about coming back up NW 2nd to 54th street.
Finally I have been paying $30.00 for fs in the area and also around 27th and 46st. In Homestead I have been paying $20.00 for fs. Because I usually get a room, the thought of a shower has been a bargining too. So far services hasn't suffered through the reduced rates. I wish the Notels would drop back down to $15.00 they used to be. Alot are $20.00, but you have to give a $5.00 key deposit which if I get a clingly Ho, I make her get it and drive off without her.
Clingy definition- will you take me for cigarretes and then to my friends house, before dropping me back off on 79th street.
I have been completely broke for the last few months and hope to be in heavy action (if I can find it) shortly. The key word being hope.
