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[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1597709]'Mongo Got Time, Mongo got maps', and of course 'Mongo got money. '

'Mongo have light bulb idea. Mongo go mongering'. Mongo lurched from his couch and dragged his knuckles outside and pulled himself into the Mongo BaldyCruiser. Before pulling out; he pulled down the vanity, smiled, winked, and thought, 'Mongo Class Act. '

Mongo first decided to go to the James Wood stroll. Along the way Mongo thought, 'Gosh. Girls Good! ' Upon arrival at 6:30 pm there was not a beauty in sight. First he saw a 40 something worn-out WSW walking down Union with some chest tattoos. Mongo wondered, 'No Johng pick she up? ' and scratched his head. He proceeded to do a loop. While driving the loop he spotted a tall lanky ASW on Beacon and 8th. 'HmmMmm? Mongo like Korean, Maybe Mongo want? ' He looked down and focused on Jr while he squeezed it.

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Upon Mongo's feeble mind there registered an encounter from 4 years ago when Mongo picked her up. He remembered how she had deteriorated to the effects of speed. Then, when she got naked Mongo saw, 'Scabie looking bites, Mongo got to go' upon her nether region. Mongo shuddered. 'She no way still have now. ' He thought she looked better, cleaner and had gained a normal weight. Mongo remembered what his dad said, 'haunting memories should serve warning well. '

Mongo 'Humphed', he had enough. 'Hmm, Western and Fig have women. Me go. ' Upon his departure, he noticed the two big LSW that hang out in or around their car at the triangle at 8th and Valencia. Mongo waved good bye as he sped past.

Mongo drove South on Figueroa at around 8pm and saw very little to spark either of his dueling Blue Cup Mongo minds. Mongo had the mongering window down and at several spots heard,"Hey, over here!" 'Mongo hate that. ' Every time he looked, it was a drugged out SW. 'Mongo mad. ' You see, Mongo likes to repel attention. He already sticks out like a sore thumb when Raidering, and wanted to call as little attention from the Mongo chasers and haters as possible.

Around 67th he spotted what he thought was a LSW wearing red shorts and a red half-top. Upon a couple turns and more observation, Mongo sighed, 'OH No, Mixed light skin BSW. ' Though he thought she looked tasty, Mongo was interested in something more spicy or fresh. 'Mongo Luv the Latinas. ' At 85th, Mongo sees an older BSW with titties hanging out and hanging low. Real low. 'HA HA, Mongo like that. ' He turned around just to get a closer inspection and it was exactly as his attempt of being clever supposed. 'BSW old. ' He thought out loud, 'Why old girls hang-out here? ' He stuck his finger in a nostril and tried to contemplate.

There were not many SWs out until passing Century while driving south. Then Mongo sees, 'Big girls! ' There were about 6 or 7 of them at 8:30pm down to Imperial. One hoe he saw wore an all-white dress barely covering her bottom. Mongo gasped, 'Ahhh, Big Breast Beauty' while he clapped his hands. The funniest thing happened as Mongo drove by her. She was trying to hide behind a pole. 'Yeah, honey Breast Real Big. I see U. Ha Ha. ' Mongo did a happy dance. Also, Interesting to note, there were two BSWs past Imperial. One was cute with horizontally striped dress and holding a big white purse. And on the other side past the Metro was a, 'She strange. Look like chick with meat stick. '

Around Imperial Mongo saw Kacey the WSW. 'Her Coochie too Big. Me NO like. '

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Then Mongo made his way to Western. Just south of Florence he saw the only trim BSW on this stroll that wasn't torn up. But< she looked dubious, 'Ahh, maybe have meatstick. ' He did not slow down to find out. The 50's were empty. Around Chevron there were a few drugged out BSWs. Mongo saw Marijuana smoking movie man and said 'Hi. ' Movie man said, 'I got some new movies. ' Mongo felt happy and laughed.

At 42nd there were two BBW SWs wearing the same one-piece patterned dress. One was white the other black. Mongo pointed and said, 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Can't. Ha ha, me too funny'

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Upon reaching Adams, Mongo's head dropped, 'Monger Fail Fiasco. '

Could it be true?

Is this the end of Mongo's mongering adventure?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1597709]'Mongo Got Time, Mongo got maps', and of course 'Mongo got money. '

Around Imperial Mongo saw Kacey the WSW. 'Her Coochie too Big. Me NO like. '

Upon reaching Adams, Mongo's head dropped, 'Monger Fail Fiasco. '

Could it be true?

Is this the end of Mongo's mongering adventure?[/QUOTE]Mongo no fail streets, streets fail Mongo. Mongo needs to get right back on horse. Just don't punch horse first. And remember, Sheriff Bart not really Mongo's friend.

Here is one of the Girls I have been seeing on a regular basis. I have to admit. She is not a complainer, and still not hip to the game thus far. So she doesn't rush. And to be honest when you guys ask for info and actually contact her. I actually get a Discount. So I took some new pics of her and here she is. Oh as usual contact me for Info. I am not on in the Middle of the night but I will reply if it's daytime with info. Please share some info too where I can find good Semi-Pro's

Angel.

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[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1597709]Upon reaching Adams, Mongo's head dropped, 'Monger Fail Fiasco. '

Could it be true?

Is this the end of Mongo's mongering adventure?[/QUOTE]Heck No! Mongo met Maria. This is the Guatemalan 5' one. She no longer walks the streets since gaining extra weight and gaining plumper fuller breasts. She was coming from her sister's house. 'All nice and drunk. '

Mongo shouts 'Maria! ' Maria, comes to the car and realizes it's Mongo. Her eyes light up."Oh Mongo. Te quiero. Why you never call me? I give to you for free. I don't have any sex." She says as she kisses his face and hugs him. She then grabs his member."Let's go."

In the parked car they moved to the back seat and she knelt between his legs and licked Mongo up and down his meat pole. It was freaky. She likes to lick his nuts. Mongo chuckled and remembered how she rimmed him once and lifted his legs up in air like. The windows steamed. She screamed. She made the car bounce with her manic head game. Mongo got nervous then threw caution into the air, 'What the Fukc. '

Mongo had pictures but accidently deleted them. Then emptied his recycle bin. Otherwise this story would of ended earlier. He wasn't able to retrieve them off his phone or computer after many hours of trying.


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Another Mongo adventure. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5421-Tijuana-Reports&p=1602628&viewfull=1#post1602628[/url]

Go Mongo Go!

More Mongo!

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1602699]Go Mongo Go!

More Mongo![/QUOTE]I didn't realize there was a real Mongo.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28khv-BydeY[/url]

Funny stuff.

Great life we live huh guys?

I cooked all day and then stuffed me some turkey.

Nothing worth writing home about so I just snapped a few pics of the few that were out and about.

Also Good to see Mongo mongering.

Glasses

Unfortunately, Mongo aka Alex Karras passed on October 10. God Rest His Soul, he made me laugh many, many times.

"Candygram for Mongo"

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1602765]I didn't realize there was a real Mongo.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28khv-BydeY[/url]

Funny stuff.[/QUOTE]

Yea, he made a lot of people laugh, but he made more offensive teams in the NFL cry when they played the Lions. He was a hell of a tackle and spent a lot of time in their backfields.

[QUOTE=Carnicero; 1603139]Unfortunately, Mongo aka Alex Karras passed on October 10. God Rest His Soul, he made me laugh many, many times.

"Candygram for Mongo"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1602653]Heck No! Mongo met Maria. This is the Guatemalan 5' one. She no longer walks the streets since gaining extra weight and gaining plumper fuller breasts. She was coming from her sister's house. 'All nice and drunk. '

Mongo shouts 'Maria! ' Maria, comes to the car and realizes it's Mongo. Her eyes light up."Oh Mongo. Te quiero. Why you never call me? I give to you for free. I don't have any sex." She says as she kisses his face and hugs him. She then grabs his member."Let's go."

In the parked car they moved to the back seat and she knelt between his legs and licked Mongo up and down his meat pole. It was freaky. She likes to lick his nuts. Mongo chuckled and remembered how she rimmed him once and lifted his legs up in air like. The windows steamed. She screamed. She made the car bounce with her manic head game. Mongo got nervous then threw caution into the air, 'What the Fukc. '

Mongo had pictures but accidently deleted them. Then emptied his recycle bin. Otherwise this story would of ended earlier. He wasn't able to retrieve them off his phone or computer after many hours of trying.

Come on in pussy lovers!

All right&65279; pussy, pussy, pussy,

Come on in pussy lovers.

Here at the Tijuana twister.

We're slashing pussy in half.

Give us an offer on our best selection of pussy.

This is a pussy blow-out

Alright we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, red pussy.lovers,

Attention&65279; pussy shoppers,

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale,

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price,

You will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny,

Try and beat pussy for a penny,

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere,

F*K IT!

Another Mongo adventure.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5421-Tijuana-Reports&p=1602628&viewfull=1#post1602628[/url][/QUOTE]I used to visit Adelita's years ago. I wonder if it still exsist.

[QUOTE=IsopMan;1607324]Looks so much like Tijuana.[/QUOTE]Adelita's is still there, though I would be afraid to go in alone because of sensation overload.

Los Angeles can seem a lot like a cleaner Tijuana.

Here is a Senora I met a few years back at a flower shop that I frequent.

Before meeting The Senora last night I struck out on my date with a youngish K-girl. The K-girl was too much into herself (even took a couple of pictures - of herself eating) and I didn't want to compete. Afterward, I stopped by to get some flowers. It's always nice to have fresh flowers and a plan B.

I realize that The Senora is not for everyone. We spent time together and laughed. My only expenses were for some gas, a room and Tequila!

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[QUOTE=Christophe1;1603073]I cooked all day and then stuffed me some turkey.[/QUOTE]What area was this find? Not really into BSW myself. Seems like a different pace.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1611300]Adelita's is still there, though I would be afraid to go in alone because of sensation overload.

Los Angeles can seem a lot like a cleaner Tijuana.

Here is a Senora I met a few years back at a flower shop that I frequent.

Before meeting The Senora last night I struck out on my date with a youngish K-girl. The K-girl was too much into herself (even took a couple of pictures. Of herself eating) and I didn't want to compete. Afterward, I stopped by to get some flowers. It's always nice to have fresh flowers and a plan B.

I realize that The Senora is not for everyone. We spent time together and laughed. My only expenses were for some gas, a room and Tequila!

So-ju and Tequila don't mix.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]216012[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Thats one hairy Bush. Thats a great catch.