Massage Parlor Reports

Hey all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. This board is pretty dead most of the time, so I thought it wouldn't hurt if I started contributing.

I had a dream today about seeing "Sue Nina" (as close as I could get, her English wasn't great) at JoJo's. She said she was 35, but 40 ish is probably more accurate. Probably about 5'6", super thin, large a-cups. It was. 6 for one hour and the table shower. The table shower wasn't super great. While she spent some time on Jr, it wasn't sexy. More utilitarian than anything. Once done with the table shower, she dried me off and it was back to the room.

This is part that was majorly disappointing. While I truly enjoy the extracurriculars provided by these kind of dreams, I also really love a good massage. I have a bad back and get a lot of relief from a truly good massage. This was honestly just rubbing around some oil on my back in long strokes with very little pressure or muscle work. About 5 minutes into the massage she straddled my head with my face down and rubbed all the way down to the butt and taint. After about 5 minutes of that she started reaching under me for Jr and I raised my hips and obliged.

On the flip, negotiated a nude HJ with her straddling my chest for 1. All touching and playing was on the table. I wasn't looking for FS, but wanted something more than the typical Rainbow ending I've grown bored of. She was quite a sight and let me nurse and play with her while she dry humped my chest and played with Jr. She is definitely tight and, while it was dark in there, I didn't see any baby damage. I was getting too excited and knew it was early, so I told her to slow down on the grip. At which point she continued to hump my chest hard until she came with a shudder. She immediately started apologizing, but I was so turned on at this point I told her to grab back ahold of me and I almost immediately popped.

The next point was weird. Before cleanup, she climbed off me and sprayed herself down with wiped herself with rubbing alcohol spray. Never seen anything like it. I can appreciate the hygiene for sure, but it kind of killed the mood. Two hot towels for cleanup later and she was at my head giving a neck and shoulder massage. It was relaxing if not therapeutic. After about 10 minutes of that she said "ok, we done". I was kind of afraid of that. We ended about 15 minutes early. I would have complained, but I did have things to go do. She gave me a hug at the exit, sent me outside. Then I woke up.

Would I want to have the dream again? Maybe. I would only pay for half an hour, skip the table shower, and go into it knowing I wasn't going to get a full massage. Everything about the experience kind of sucked except for the playtime, which was super enjoyable and the only time she didn't act disinterested.

Stay safe and be a gentleman.

PF.

The last post peaked my interest and I gave jojos a call. Was told Sue Nina and and Candy were working. Made appt to see Sue right away. She was as described, I'd say very early 40's but looks good for it. VERY petite, which I liked, and I would say small b cups, but perhaps they looked bigger because the rest of her was so small. Was never very engaged, but paid great attention to all my favorite parts during the table shower. Massage was almost non existent, but did a good job of teasing before the flip and I enjoyed the finish.

As I was returning from the shower I saw who I presume was Candy. She looked cute and was a fair bit younger than I'd seen there in a while, probably a legit 29 or 30. If someone checks her out, please let. Me know.

Saw a listing for "discreet relaxation " on Lynchburg Craigslist. Wondering if anyone has checked that out?

[QUOTE=JackMonroe;6774045]The last post peaked my interest and I gave jojos a call. Was told Sue Nina and and Candy were working. Made appt to see Sue right away. She was as described, I'd say very early 40's but looks good for it. VERY petite, which I liked, and I would say small b cups, but perhaps they looked bigger because the rest of her was so small. Was never very engaged, but paid great attention to all my favorite parts during the table shower. Massage was almost non existent, but did a good job of teasing before the flip and I enjoyed the finish.

As I was returning from the shower I saw who I presume was Candy. She looked cute and was a fair bit younger than I'd seen there in a while, probably a legit 29 or 30. If someone checks her out, please let. Me know.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear your experience was similar! Would love to hear feedback on Candy if anyone has it.

[QUOTE=Mssge;6775504]Saw a listing for "discreet relaxation " on Lynchburg Craigslist. Wondering if anyone has checked that out?[/QUOTE]Been bored this week and gave it a try. Best thing I can say about it is that you get an ending and it is a change from the AMPs. Location is a house off Rivermont. She is a heavy set AA girl who takes the massage part very seriously but has zero personality / connection. Actual finish was nice, but would not repeat.

[QUOTE=JackMonroe;6778979]Been bored this week and gave it a try. Best thing I can say about it is that you get an ending and it is a change from the AMPs. Location is a house off Rivermont. She is a heavy set AA girl who takes the massage part very seriously but has zero personality / connection. Actual finish was nice, but would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report!

Anyone been to BP lately? Or know if there's anyone worth checking out?

You Sai Spa on Fort Ave. Has been open now for 3 months. While Fort Ave. Is a busy street, the spa has parking on the sides, and shares a building with a beauty shop. Over a month ago, I went to the beauty shop for a hair cut and they could not get to me so I decided to step in to You Sai and check them out. I am really glad that I did. There is only one person working there, she is probably in her upper forties, she is about average looks and build. She is very friendly and caring, she goes by Tina, English is not too good. I leave very satisfied. I highly recommend.

[QUOTE=SWMonger;6784096]You Sai Spa on Fort Ave. Has been open now for 3 months. While Fort Ave. Is a busy street, the spa has parking on the sides, and shares a building with a beauty shop. Over a month ago, I went to the beauty shop for a hair cut and they could not get to me so I decided to step in to You Sai and check them out. I am really glad that I did. There is only one person working there, she is probably in her upper forties, she is about average looks and build. She is very friendly and caring, she goes by Tina, English is not too good. I leave very satisfied. I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]Your description of her is spot on- not the youngest or best looking one out there, but a great attitude and willingness to please. Also does not haggle about price- I recommend her also.

Did anyone else see the posting on the local social media page about someone calling in on "illegal massage"?

[QUOTE=Mssge;6785123]Your description of her is spot on- not the youngest or best looking one out there, but a great attitude and willingness to please. Also does not haggle about price- I recommend her also.[/QUOTE]What's the price point?

[QUOTE=GotrDone85;6796521]Did anyone else see the posting on the local social media page about someone calling in on "illegal massage"?[/QUOTE]Do you mean this?

[QUOTE=VAGuy93;6796739]Do you mean this?[/QUOTE]Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

[QUOTE=CavalierDad74;6796711]What's the price point?[/QUOTE]The standard price, $60 for an hour. I don't know about half hour. Standard tipping.

[QUOTE=VAGuy93;6796739]Do you mean this?[/QUOTE]Who put it in a cc and pissed off their wife?? 😂.